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>>30639193
Fucker. That was funny
k humor is literally never funny
>>30639255
>>30639255
is that /k/im jong lulz
>>30628428
>zomg guiz did he actually say this!?
KV-2 STRONK
>>30642266
KV-6 you mean
>>30643208
>9fag
>>30639305
Damn, I read that whole thing in his voice. And then added something in my own head about hot brass painfully burning his assy nipples.
>>30639329
You have to be sleep deprived or drunk, preferably both, like any true /k/ommando
Not enough images being posted.
>>30639193
>>30639336
I want one. I want recoil to remove my arm.
>>30639305
God he sounds so whiny, and the fact that he makes light of PTSD like a tumblrina just pisses me off more.
>>30639193
What's the glocknade thing about? Do they really explode that often or is it under certain circumstances?
>>30639342
The sound I imagine when that thing fires is like a wet *FOOMP*
>>30643394
ah, I remember that. I made a few of the posts in that one
>>30643935
Older glocks in .40 had problems handling the higher pressure.
But so did a lot of pistols.
>>30639336
this is just a bolter
>>30639336
Looks a touch light to be safe. I would want room for an over exaggerated tob grip so I didn't drop it.
>>30643935
>glock makes .40 cal glock
>it's rated to standard pressure only, no +p bullshit because unsupported chamber and thin walls
>bubba ignores this and hand loads some +p+ in a drunken stupor
>and thus the glocknade was invented
>>30644011
Bolters have explosive projectiles, and if you believe Ian Watson's fucking weird brand of writing, they sound nothing like a 50 cal.
>>30643394
I remember being part of that thread.
That was a good thread.
>>30644133
glad to see that image is floating around
>>30643873
>family guy
>>30644221
The text itself was a real twitter post by some reporter or shit.
>>30644150
not right now ya dont
>>30643331
No, because once you lurk here for more than 1 month and witness the approximately 25
>le epic /k/ humor threads
every month you have witnessed probably 95% of the pics being reposted constantly
OC is dead
Boy /k/uks humor is trash
>>30639193
what is that ring for?
>>30644330
Is for cock comrade.
>>30644330
>Being this new.
>>30644251
>OC is dead
Not completely, there's just less of it these days. I made this a few months ago and I've seen people posting it around.
DON"T JUST STAND THERE
>>30643377
Those russian memes, where can i find more of them?
>>30644133
>>30644330
spotted the newfag
>>30639193
This is the worst humor thread ever
>>30643196
Did I stutter, you fucking slut?
>>30644503
>Posts watermarked OC
>4chan goes apeshit
Such is life.
>>30645115
>>30645125
>>30645086
If that is a Glock 18C I'd happily snap it up for that low ass price.
The guy getting trolled didn't even realize that he was getting a bargain.
>>30644251
So make OC.
>>30639193
>>30645100
Post more like this comrade!
>>30645307
Don't got much.
>>30645048
>glorious_katlashnikov.jpg
>>30645076
that's because aoyj is a fucking faggot
>>30645134
Kek this one got me
>>30645779
Jesus, not as if this shit isn't just a cancerous
>>30644739
/r/youseecomrade
>>30642709
I squinted, took off my glasses, looked again. Closed the pic, opened it again. Now I am genderconfused. What the dick am I looking at, and more importantly, whyyy?
>>30646122
>/r/youseecomrade
a found the imgur, thanks comrade
Fresh off the meme press
>>30645048
Nobody needs a fully automatic shorthair
>>30645357
>not posting the full
genosse what arr ju doing
>>30646455
bollocks.
have some
>>30646466
Check'd and kek'd
>>30646472
>>30646485
muh oc
>>30645190
>wearing a GP-5 filter
nice cancer there
>>30646464
>>30646498
>>30639255
this is how i imagine the slavaboos that post here to look like in real life
>>30646517
READ THE FILENAME
you have been warned
>>30646464
ahahaha, more women failing at operating pls
>>30646530
>>30646541
>>30646277
UH-1 with "vis-mod" to look kinda like a MI-24 HIND. Used by the OPFOR in Ft. Irwin during war games- to simulate fighting a Warsaw Pact nation.
>>30646560
that suprisingly makes a lot of sense
>>30646552
>>30646531
>implying woman can't be as goood as man
>>30646576
dun
>>30646568
>he screencaps low effort bait posts and reposts them in other threads
just stop
Intra Arms AS-51 Sivilian
Anyone have the one of the Australian saying "g'day cunt" to a visiting U.S. general?
>>30640221
Abu Hajaar edit when?
>>30640300
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30644084
The projectiles are also rocket propelled.
>>30646742
/r/ing
>btr drives through picture (somewhere sandy, syria maybe?)
>driver is singing sabathon lyrics ("through the gates of hell/we make our way to heaven"? sth like that)
>gunner be like "stfu vlad"
>>30646541
That actually made me laugh
>>30646485
If ridiculously huge cannon and black leather uniforms are evil I don't want to be good.
Someguy's Glock 23 Gen 4 went KABOOM today as well. FreedomMunitions ammo...
>>30646498
>tfw i shaved off my beautiful mustache this week
I still weep.
>>30646939
What am I looking at? Is that a case minus the head in the barrel?
>>30646964
Case separation, unfortunately the Glock wasn't hurt.
>>30646538
thats harsh
damn
>>30639255
At least he's consistent
>>30646970
Does it count as KB if the gun remains fully intact and functional?
>>30643394
Oh shit, I'm in there
>>30647067
Yes a KABOOM is a KABOOM.
>>30646464
>you should troughly check your equipment as your life depends on it
>later
>alright, I guess now I have to check if my bulletproof vest works
>>30645134
Got the one with the cannibalization of 40,000 civilians?
>>30646739
Yeah, Watson gets pretty in depth into how they sound.
At least in the Inquisition War trilogy. Got pretty annoying to be honest.
>RAARKpopswooshthudCRUMP
>RAARKpopswooshthudCRUMP
>RAARKpopswooshthudCRUMP
>RAARKpopswooshthudCRUMP
Every fucking page.
It was a great read but damn he's got some weird fetishes and ideas.
>>30643935
It's like the Nvidia nuclear reactor meme.
>>30644013
I heard the queen has a gun collection and fires her guns inside the buckingham palace.
Her favourite gun is an old gold plated Bren.
>>30643394
YO IM THE COONAN POSTER. This is the first time I've been in a screenshot. I feel incredibly faggotty now
>>30647491
Yeah, she was probably pissed they had her use the stand setup for a fucking intermediate caliber. I'm sure she could handle it.
>>30646526
I read that whole thing with his voice....
What have you done to me /k/
>>30644242
What am I looking at?
>>30647682
I read the action narration in Quentin Tarantino's voice and the hickock quotes in hickock's voice pretty good combo if you ask me
>>30647800
>there will never be a series about the squad manning this thing trying to get their ass to berlin.
>features:
>commander who saw his entire squad get shot up on the beaches of normandy
>friendly second in command who tries to keep morale up
>driver who curses as the germans constantly focus fire on him but he somehow survives everytime
>newbie private who has to read the map but constantly fucks up as every time he finally has the map right the map gets shot apart
>british commando who got separated and looks to meet up with his team in berlin
>crazy canadian who goes berzerker mode every time he gets too hot
>psycho designated flamerthrower soldier
>few other dudes
>>30639341
kek
>>30647862
>A Russian who somehow got deployed to the wrong front
>>30639193
>>30648005
>only one american squad member can understand him since the russian dude speaks russian and the american is assigned to the squad as their interpreter when they get to berlin.
>he seems useless most of the time as he spouts gibberish and wanders off during breaks but always gets back just as the situation is dire
>everytime he sees a woman he wants to rape her and the rest of the squad hold him back and in the end he is the only guy not getting any pussy as other soldiers end up with a girl during episodes where they get split up
>>30645160
Democrats Guide to Firearms
>Can't name base
>Anti-nuclear hippies try to break in
>Breach outer perimeter by bum rushing (light security, civilian facilities: e.g. diners)
>Escape into forest inside compound
>Security K9s bring down hippies like pros
>One gets excited and pisses on hippy
>Guards get evil idea
>All other hippies arrested
>Dog piss soaked hippy ejected from base
>Isn't a designated driver
>Middle of buttfuck nowhere
>Waits for over an hour in 35 degree weather, soaked in dog piss
>>30646567
>that pic
Chilling.
>>30648054
>>30648139
Reminds me of pic related
>>30644247
Really original post friendo
>>30639193
>>30639336
The grip looks like it'd snap off.
>>30647491
Miss you Drake
>>30648069
>one french soldier with a mas 36 which always which always conveniently "jams" when its time to fight.
>also always has a white flag at the ready just incase he needs to surrender to the nazi master under the pretense of "wanting to preserve his beuatiful country"
>always tries to imply terrible defense strategies
>>30649143
>one german soldier who wears allied clothing as he is deep under cover but was so good in going into deep cover he ended up being assigned to the bus
This always gets me
>>30646552
>tfw I first shitposted this last year
The cancer is spreading I see.
>>30647862
>>30648069
>>30649143
>>30649190
someone needs to screencap these
>>30639255
Just how much piss is he taking, if any at all?
>>30646794
>>30647491
>gold plated Bren
>in my mind read it as 'The queen's favorite gun is a gold plated Bren-Ten'
>immediately think of the Queen driving a cigarette boat trying to smuggle cocaine into Miami
>>30649212
>>30649190
>>30649143
>>30648069
>>30648005
>>30647862
>>30647800
Somebody needs to make a short movie about this.
>>30649190
>he only speaks german, but for some reason nobody ever notices
>>30645190
Mediocre!
>>30646874
>How revolverfags view themselves
This one is always a knee slapper.
>>30649518
>speaks english but with a very thick german accent and many german words spliced in it like refering to a sniper as "Scharfschütze" and airforce as "luftwaffe". and everyone doesnt seem to care or notice.
>>30649611
Saw boyscouts and immediately knew it was MTL. Glad that fuckers gone.
>>30646922
Private Howzer has some very patrician taste
>>30646411
i'm dead
Not humorous but if I were to get a job as security somewhere could I wear a British uniform and refer to people as colonists?
>>30649851
If your boss didn't object, sure.
>>30649881
I'm just looking for security jobs but they want me to shave my beard and that ain't happening.
>>30649894
I still don't get what the modern military industrial complex's beef is with beards.
Soldiers had beards in the civil war and it was cool as shit. Now everything sucks.
>>30646576
shits hard yo.
>>30646455
Which SCP article is that
>>30639193
>>30646411
Fucking epic thread, Aussies never change
>>30649951
Gas masks don't seal well on facial hair.
Literally the only reason
>>30644150
>>30650045
Damn.
So it seems that some people are in need of oc. Very well, then, sit back and listen to a little known naval story: The Battle of May Island.
In 1915 the Germans decided to start the new year off with a bang, literally. On Jan. 1st, HMS Formidable was torpedoed off of Portland (England, obviously) by U24. Following her loss the Admiralty issued an order to the Director of Naval Construction to design a submarine capable of 20 knots surface speed, thus capable of keeping up with surface units and guarding them from submarines.
The unholy abomination that resulted from this order was the K Class, known to many as the "Kalamity K". It was capable of 23.5 knots on the surface, and so met the requirement. But steam was chosen to be the propulsion method. Steam had been used in submarines for years, with mixed results. When John P. Holland designed the Holland VI, the first practical submarine, he used gasoline for the surface, and electric motors when submerged. Gasoline fumes, however, could be ignited by sparks from exposed wiring, and so many early boats suffered explosions and fires. It wasn't until the development of diesel that the problem was solved and the diesel-electric boat was born. In the meantime, steam was used by many nations, especially France. Thing was, the French invented the diesel-electric submarine around the year 1910, but they continued to use steam even after everyone else had switched. That doesn't matter too much here. The point is: the K Class could have been powered with diesel, but some autist chose steam. May Island, which we will get to, is the small island on the map at the very edge. It is located in the Firth of Forth.
>>30650143
MmMmm...
Continue.
Post pics of K class plz.
>>30650143
Besides steam propulsion, there were a number of other design flaws. The attached picture is a K Class. The ugly, extra-chromosome looking bow is the result of one of those flaws: the flat, level bow that they were originally designed with had a habit of encouraging the sub to dive on its own. This was the solution they chose. Before this modification, however, K13 had an interesting experience when she chose to dive suddenly and got her bow stuck in the mud, with her stern and propellers above the waves. 20 minutes later the sub was freed, and a nervous guest voyager, the future King George VI, was let off. K13 was renamed K22.
When ordered to dive by people, it was a different matter. First, the boilers had to be shut down, the ventilation system had to be shut down, and the boiler room had to be evacuated. After that, some 12 different hatches had to be checked and secured. The funnels were then folded down and secured, and normal diving procedures commenced. All told, it was a grueling 5 minute process, the fastest time recorded being 3 min, 25 sec. Meanwhile, the crew of a diesel electric sub would be watching you on a periscope and laughing relentlessly.
>>30647862
That film by Bill Murray? With the combat RV?
>>30650251
Even before May Island, the K Class was cursed (kursed?). K1 was operating off of the Danish coast in November of 1917 along with a light cruiser, HMS Blonde. When Blonde made a sudden turn to avoid units from the 4th Light Cruiser Squadron, chaos ensued. Behind K1 were K3, K4, and K7. The confusion caused K4 to ram K1 near the conning tower. After her crew was rescued, K1 was scuttled by gunfire from Blonde.
This brings us to January 31st, 1918. The Battle of May Island. It was OPERATION EC1, an exercise with the ships from Scapa Flow and Rosyth. The 13th Submarine Flotilla, led by the cruiser HMS Ithuriel, consisted of K11, 17, 14, 12, and 22. The 12th Submarine Flotilla was HMS Fearless, K4, 3, 6, and 7. All ships were travelling in darkness and at high speed. Disaster ensued.
>>30645134
>Jackie Chan[disputed]
lost right there
>>30650345
Off of May Island, the 13th Submarine Flotilla unexpectedly met with minesweeping trawlers. K14 tried to steer away, but her helm jammed. K17 and K11 took evasive action, but K22 rammed K14 just behind the forward torpedo room. Two men were killed. I should mention that this exercise was not just confined to submarines and light cruisers, for some 27 minutes later, the last ship in the line of the battle squadron, the 20,000 ton battle cruiser HMS Inflexible, sliced through K22's bow while dead in the water. By some miracle, K22 remained afloat.
>>30646541
didn't some asian guy affecting GRORIOUS ACCENT OF OPARATA make a LOW MOTA SKIRR REROAD video where he did some stupid shit like this
>>30650400
>PHUC LONG!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWPpgar06EbIipkglSZjvsR2c2Uhru9KI
>>30650396
Then the 12th Submarine Flotilla met with the unfortunate survivors of the 13th. They were looking for their men in the water. HMS Fearless rammed K17 forward of the conning tower; 8 minutes later she was gone. Behind Fearless, K4 heard her warning siren and reversed engines, and almost collided with K3. K6, however, did not miss K4, but collided with her and nearly cut her in two, being badly damaged herself. To make matters worse, K7's bow ran over K4, preventing any rescue of her crew. All were lost. Some 75 minutes of action produced two submarines lost, 3 badly damaged, and 105 sailors dead.
Later, in 1924, K2 collided with K12 whilst departing Portland Harbor. She smashed a hole in K12's forward casing and buckled her own bow for some six feet. Ultimately, it's a wonder that the Admiralty even kept these boats around after WW1. And that is the story of the "Kalamity K".
>>30650478
that wasn't very funny famalam.
Unless you were German during the battle I guess, it was probably hilarious then.
>>30650495
Fuck you, submarine disasters are always funny.
>>30648401
>Hippies
>having money
This is how I know the story is fake. Also the fact that apparently nobody got shot.
>>30646857
Thank you.
>>30644055
Don't forget that the idiots loading +P+ were using cast lead bullets, which narrowed the bore in Glock's CHF barrels.
>>30644084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QBgPrbAERg
Low velocity launch charge with a rocket motor in the projectile.
>>30646411
Did we ever find out what the activation order was for?
>>30646464
Medical officers are retarded at anything but their field. This isn't weird.
>>30647816
>Civ 5: The post
>>30647862
Capped
>>30646576
"Betcha you could get it if there was fur around it, fucker!"
>>30639336
New home defender.
>>30647800
>>30647862
>>30650758
Here ya go
>>30647359
Which is funny, since nowadays AMD cards run way hotter and eat way more power.
>>30650855
>since nowadays
FUCKING. ALWAYS.
Who's ready for the November /k/ meet up?
>>30649356
>cigarette boat
>not the QEII
>>30650842
you are much better at capping than me, would you mind adding in the other suggestions, like the russian/french/british/german spy? like
>>30648005
>>30648069
>>30649143
>>30649629
or at least can somebody do it/ explain how, because when i crop multiple images on paint, all that happens is that the one i just cropped goes over the one that was their before, erasing it.
>>30650045
>me thinking about finally dropping an SF packet because I'm tired of wearing my shit in regs
I miss the man-bun and facial hair of my civvie days.
>>30650912
Holy Moses, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
>>30650968
I'm lazy and rather not, but some other anon is free to do so. Also I'm actually on my phone, and have an application called Sketch, which is a great photo editing tool for mobile.
>>30651184
I finally fucking did it, and im now a namefag
>>30639336
This is a good idea
>>30651262
Kill yourself
>>30651303
no u
>>30651303
Did AoYj get triggered?
>>30651262
Don't put a big ass self insert you narcissistic cunt. Just put the posts and image.
>>30647862
>>30648005
Gunna start writing anon. Have faith comrades, it will be done.
>>30651335
ok, i was trying to oust aoyj for being a douche with his watermarking
>>30651344
see>>30651262
>>30651380
you are truly pathetic
>>30651380
I see. I am still writing the story.
>>30651411
>(you)
here you go AoYj, I hope you are fucking happy
>>30651461
Trip code your name nigguh
>>30651432
Ok, when it's all done I'll put it together, with no self promotion either, on the other one I was just trying to oust >>30651411 (AoYj) because he likes to watermark shit that shouldn't be watermarked
>>30651497
Nah mang I'm making a full blown book out of this
>>30651487
Ok, thanks
>>30651516
Oh shit please do
>>30651533
3/10 I grinned
>>30651487
Thanks for the suggestion.
>>30651262
>>30651497
Fixed it.
>>30651541
>>30651572
Who's real?
>>30651572
fake fucker
>>30651584
I am, of course. That fucker posted before me when I was paying attention to the anime on my second monitor.
>>30651584
I can prove who is the real one, because I can actually explain the origin of my name, where as AoYj is faking
>>30651604
You're fucking autistic if you think trip codes matter so much that you would try to fake being me. Fuck off aoyj
>>30649190
>and that one token Scottish guy who ends up brutally murdering everyone with medieval weaponry
>and a Native American who gives great wisdom that is only useful after the fact
>>30651584
The origin of my name refers to when I was in high school, and A) I loved playing Sleeping Dogs, and my friends thought a character in that game was kind of like me (old salty Crab) and B) the nickname got even more of a backing as to why I would have it, because I've been called one salty fucker before, and I've been told I have a right hook like a fucking crab (referring to my already existing nickname) after I knocked the shit out of a black kid.
>>30651625
It's obvious I'm the real one, because I haven't actually attacked anyone with harsh words like you have (other than in the screen cap) where as you (the guy who has been giving me shit that i have triggered by calling AoYj) have told me to kill myself and have called me pathetic. Thats the best proof you are getting from me, and if you can't believe it, then my name has been ruined on the first night I started using it on 4chan (my names on other shit, and I can prove they are related if I REALLY have to)
>>30651487
>>30651497
>>30651572
>>30651595
>>30651625
Look, I understand how you may be upset with me after watermarking that shit, but I've already fixed it, and I'd like this pointless shit to end, so if you wouldn't mind not holding a grudge and trying to pretend to be me, and before you samefag telling me to prove it's me by posting my accounts, I ain't falling for that shit.
