What if they put one on my lawn?
How many individuals do you have to tell to get off your lawn before it's okay to escalate without further notice?
>>30632358
Just call the cops, anon.
No need to kill someone for just standing on your grass.
What state do you live in?
In my based state, if I repeatedly tell someone to stay off my property and they refuse, I could probably get away with killing them and claiming I acted in self defense because I didn't know what their intentions were.
>>30632391
>No need to kill someone for just standing on your grass.
Communist. This generation needs to fucking learn what boundaries and private property are. They have no respect for either because they all live in apartments and have never owned a fucking patch of dirt in their lives.
>>30632405
>>30632358
Literally kill yourself.
You sound like the biggest fucking faggot in real life holy shit
>>30632454
I wasn't even the OP, but you sound like a fucking cuck if you honestly think that you shouldn't be allowed to kill someone for repeatedly trespassing on your property.
Oh wait
>$0.05 has been deposited to your account
That explains it
>>30632358
Put up a fence, and a sign.
If they trespass, they trespass. Check local laws as to what you can do about trespassers.
>>30632472
>Look mom i said it again!!!
Read what you type before posting so you dont look like a brainless fuckwit next time ok buddy?
>>30632358
Did you move into an old church or landmark?
If so blame the ingress players, pokemon players can't submit locations yet and are running off the old ingress data.
>>30632358
Oh my fucking god that's NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS YOU FUCK
THERE IS LIKE A FIFTY FOOT RADIUS THAT YOU CAN CATCH THEM
I'm gonna put a hole in the next cunt that says this i swear to fucking god
>t. Autism
>be driving home
>see old man standing front yard with an M1 and smart phone
>roll down window
>here him growling, "we used stack Pikachu like you 5' high in Korea; use you for sand bags"
>>30632512
Some people aren't poor and own more than a quarter of an acre, you fucking scrub.
>>30632472
>Someone's standing on my lawn again, better go murder them!
Why is the concept of "self-defense" so hard for some people to understand? There is no logical reason that I can think of to shoot someone if they don't pose a credible and imminent threat to you or anyone else.
Otherwise, refer to >>30632483
>>30632514
Kek
>>30632539
In which case you aren't likely to have kids / manchildren on foot walking round the area.
>>30632512
>I'm gonna put a hole in the next cunt that says this i swear to fucking god
What if they put one on my lawn?
How many individuals do you have to tell to get off your lawn before it's okay to escalate without further notice?
>>30632610
Nobody needs to be on your lawn to catch it due to the radius
>>30632596
Funny, there was a thread where exactly that happened a week ago.
>>30632405
And today OP was indeed a faggot
>>30632539
then properly mark the boundary to your property, you fucking hick.
>>30632621
Communists in charge of reading the thread.
>>30632565
Why is the concept of "private property" so hard for some people to understand?
>>30632565
If you've got NO TRESPASSING signs up it's perfectly legal to ventilate someone for entering without permission.
>>30632472
>>30632391
what in the fuck you're going to call the cops on kids walking around outside in broad daylight playing with their cell phones?
just run out there and throw beer cans at them, you must throw like a girl
>>30632358
simply find the pokemon they are looking for with your phone and shoot it before they can catch it, then no one will have any reason to go on your property
>>30632763
>Run outside and throw cans at them
>They call the police
>You spend the night n a holding cell
>It somehow becomes a domestic violence incident
>Now you can never own guns again
>drinking coffee in my living room
>hear some shit in the backyard
>investigate.ncis
>look through window, see some severely confused sweating neckbeard doing some shit with his smartphone
>wellfuckme.mcgee
>come up with plan
>it's dark out because it's fucking 0:00AM and there's an allied gap generator on my house
>sneak outside like pretty snek on a sex mission
>slowly move towards severely confused manchild
>now standing right behind him
>manchild fails to notice me because lolpikachu
>Gibbs-smack him on the back of his head with the force of my erect dick when I fap to chocolate elves getting fucked by orcs
>he's scared shitless on the ground crying
>tell him to get the fuck out of my yard and never come back
>he leaves and never comes back
problem solved, no gun required.
>>30632893
And yet you think that murdering them will somehow work out better for you?
>>30633747
It's a Dinozzo slap pleb.
And I don't believe you could ever sneak anywhere.
And I doubt you've ever had an erect benis.
And I really doubt you live in a real house and not a van in an alley
But cool story.
>>30632610
>How many individuals do you have to tell to get off your lawn before it's okay to escalate without further notice?
All of them? Telling one person to stay off your lawn doesn't inform the next.
I had to sell things door to door one summer and the #1 reason for skipping a house was a large dog roaming the yard. Otherwise just put up a no trespassing/no soliciting sign on the property line like a normal, well adjusted human being.
>>30632731
No it isn't. Most states limit castle doctrine to within a dwelling or residence. None of them give you the right to shoot unarmed people just for crossing the property line when no immediate threat to people or property exists.
I've had people walking on the street out front on their phones and try to get as close to my property line trying to get within distance. I usually just ask what they are trying to catch and we both chat fora minute. No need to get all shitty about it unless its in the middle of the night.
if they actually come on your property just ask them to leave, if you piss them off you're just asking to get egged by some little shits
>>30635040
I manage a Walmart and some little kids were trying to catch a Pokémon in my store so I waited until they did and then told them they had to pay for. One of them gave me some lip and I told them they had to give me $300 immediately or they and their parents would go to jail. One of the kids started crying and sobbing and I was like "Oh shit, I'm going to get fired. " So I told them to wait there while I got the cops. Spent the rest of my shift in the office laughing at the people standing in line for 40 minutes to return their shitty broken Chinese products for 5 dollars because I guess they need the money or something. Anyway I don't know where the kids patents were and the kids were probably too scared to tell them what happened, idk. Fuck people who shop here.
>>30635967
So you harassed some children, lost your spaghetti when you realized the potential consequences, and ran away and hid.
Showed them.
>>30636050
No I told them they had to pay for the Pokemon they caught.
>>30636050
A Pokémon on private property is private property.
Just make it annoying to be on your lawn
honestly the easiest way would be to get a lawn sprinkler and turn it on whenever anyone comes on your lawn
>>30635967
why are Walmart employees so fucking power hungry?
>buying clay pigeons with 3 friends
>looking at 12 gauge ammo prices
>friends go to buy a new basketball
>they end up bouncing it a couple times
>employee walks over to them and tells them she called security and that they have to leave
>they just say ok and walk out
>she then walks 4 isles over to me and tells me I have to also leave unless I want to get arrested
>grab box of clay pigeons and walk up to checkout without saying a word to her
>whole time she is saying shit into her radio like "yep, I got another coming up your way"
>pay and start waking out
>another employee standing right outside the door says "we went ahead and sent security over to your truck, so you can deal with them"
>fatass security guard waddles over and asks us if there is a problem and if he needs to call the police
>>30636349
And....?
I had a Walmart employee at the door tell me he needed to check my receipt. I guess that store was doing the highlight the receipt thing after checking it to match your order. The guy reached towards my bag I was carrying. I stopped him and said no, these are my things, you don't need to go through them. He said he needed to check my receipt. I said no you don't. At that point expecting a fight, he ran, literally ran, over to a cashier and asked her what to do. I just kept walking and left.
>>30635967
>My Walmart
>Not being Walmarts wage slave with no claims to the property or what's on it.
By your logic, it's fine for the Mexican your wife pays to "mow the lawn" to extort anyone who catches pokemon on your property and keep the money.
>>30636441
As long as that fucker don't steal my fruit.
ITT: Edgelords don't realize that castle doctrine doesn't mean you can gun down girl scouts.
>>30636763
If they're evil looking girlscouts, and they're near my barn, and I percieve they're doing something illegal then i can indeed deploy the attack dogs and provide overwatch with my 10/22 for the dog rush.
>>30632358
>okay to escalate
Never change /k/. Way to keep making gun-owners look like kill-eager psychopaths.
>>30632405
You sound extremely unpleasant to be around, to be perfectly honest.
>>30632358
There is a balance between being chill and not letting people take advantage of you. It's pretty easy to find, granted you're not autistic.
>>30632672
And you literally have no other recourse but to kill someone because they put a foot on your precious fucking St. Augustine?
Grow up. Only niggers kill each other over such stupid reasons.
>>30632358
Castle doctrine doesn't apply to your front lawn.
Nice try, anon.
>>30632405
Fuck you. I'll let my dogs shit on your lawn if I feel like it, and I'll shoot you in the ass if you try to stop me.
>>30632472
>I'll just call him a Jew!
>th-that means I win, right guys?
Too bad the abortion didn't take, you worthless cock mongling liar.
>>30632672
Bitch, sit the fuck down.
The literal inside of your house does not equal your lawn.
Life isn't about getting your shit in a neat little row and hiding in your cuckshed till you die.
Slingshot and grapes.
>>30632405
>Get off my lawn!
t. frumpy old man
>>30632358
They don't have to get on your lawn to catch them
>>30632405
You literally sounds like the kind of person that would get angry at someone checking their phone on the sidewalk in front of your house.
>>30632405
lol fag
>>30634700
Texas if its at night.
>>30638410
Nope. Think again nig-nog.
https://www.texaslawshield.com/castle-doctrine/
>>30632893
>run outside and shoot them
>neighbors call the police
>they convict you of murder because your life was in no way endangered
>you spend the rest of your life in prison
>now you can never own guns again
So, apparently you can pay to have a pokemon spawn at your place of business.
I have an idea.
Let's pay to have one spawn at the far end of an indoor gun range. I just want to see if someone will go for it or not.
>>30638740
Better idea. Have one spawn on a military EO test range.
>>30638822
There's apparently some pokemon around prisons and military sites, which is pissing off a number of people.
>>30632358
If only there was some sort of device that has been used for ages to get annoying kids and pets off your lawn.
>>30638925
What if they live in California, though?
>>30638954
Then there's nothing to keep kids off of, so the problem is solved.
>>30636106
Kek, funny(?) thing is is that I can picture someone trying take you to court because he owns a statue pokestop or something and wanting you to pay to use it.
>>30637468
Did he literally sound like that, you uneducated prick?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This is literally autistic, simply because you're too socially retarded to ask people to go away.
This is as stupid as that time some scrawny Jap exchange student asked for directions at night because "we wuz thinking he here to steal us while ringing da doorbell" sure it was at night but what the fucking hell has happened to common sense?
People like you are why liberals think gunowners are retarded
>>30639114
>This is as stupid as that time some scrawny Jap exchange student asked for directions at night because "we wuz thinking he here to steal us while ringing da doorbell"
Are you sure it wasn't because he was lost?
>>30639142
Whatever it was it was beyond retarded to shoot him
wow that was hard
You can find the site where Niantic let's you demand removal of stops / gyms from your private property.
>>30639228
That's bullshit though, I don't want some sign in my yard making me look like some antisocial crazy. A house should look friendly and inviting, you just don't get to come on my property that's all and yeah violence is there as an option.
>>30639303
>Complains about trespassing
>Willing to kill kids for trespassing
>Doesn't want to be uninviting with a sign that will solve the problem
>mfw
>>30639303
>A house should look friendly and inviting
>except I will shoot you if you take that to mean a friendly invitation
Holy shit anon, you don't even need a sign to make you look like an antisocial crazy.
>>30639303
Autism speaks
>>30639303
I know this word gets thrown around a lot on this site, but son, you might just actually be retarded. Maybe see if there's a test for that somewhere.
>>30639303
>I want to kill people who wander onto my lawn
>But I don't want to seem uninviting
>>30632358
put up a sign that says get off my property or get shot
>>30633747
>chocolate elves getting fucked by orcs
Gib links this is exactly my fetish
Thank god the only people that I have come in contacted with 1st Generation Go, was a kid in my store with his parents.
He caught a Pidgey.
The most Go talk around here, was news related events from the radio station.
>>30639303
>I want my house to be inviting, but I also will kill you for coming within 100 feet of it.
>>30639303
Here, put up a sign like this instead.
>>30634207
>fapping away in my totally-not-suspicious van in the alley
>suddenly hear a loud thump
>disregard
>hear it again
>it's a bunch of faggots constantly walking head first into my van
>giddyupnowtohell.tf2
>come up with plan
>it's dark out because lol it's a dark alley what the fuck did you think you fucking dumbshit
>attempt to sneak out of my van
>I fail because me sneaking is like a 2-ton boulder rolling through a china shop
>literally break one of my van's sidewindows trying to get out
>faggots outside didn't hear though because they are out cold from bashing their heads into my van
>move towards them, producing noises like I imagine my erect penis to make when ravaging 20 cunts in 1 sitting but will never experience because I have erectile dysfunction
>see they were playing pokemon go
>maboi.shittyconsole
>set them up straight and wait for them to wake up
>Gibbs-smack them
>they ask me why I did that
>because it's called a Gibbs-smack because even Dinozzo calls it that you bunch of plebs
>tell them to leave and never come back
>go back into my van and continue fapping hoping that one day I can have an erect penis
>Put up sign 'Capture Pokemon if you vote Trump'
>>30632514
People on /k/ are too young for that reference.
Try some cartoon anon.
>>30632672
You're a fucking wog
>>30632358
Son this is a solved problem.
>>30632405
>implying you own your land
>>30632391
This, if its obvious Pokemon Goers, then you can ask them to leave as its your property. You can detain them if they do not listen to you, and call the police. Appropriate force should be used for the appropriate action.
Obviously if they look suspicious and you believe they have other means than to catch pokemon, then you can use whatever force you think is appropriate defending your house and whats in it
>>30639366
>>30639464
>>30639475
>>30640567
>>30640626
>>30640634
>2001 + 15, revealing your power level ever.
>>30639036
>>30632405
>>30632893
>>30632472
>>30632731
Fags detected
>>30632405
I agree with you bro. These idiots threatening you are communist fuck wads who are anti gun and anti freedoms.
Its your lawn and if they don't get off you kill those sons of bitches. Private property is private property.
>>30632565
I literally have a no trespassing sign and in muh state I can legally plug you full of holes for trespassing.
Hell I'll plant a knife or gun on you but there really is no need when the Sheriff and PD both hate communist, trespassing, no respect having niggers like you.
Everyone respects everyone on this town. Obviously I won't shoot no God damn 10 year old kid that ventured into my land. But you'll be damn sure that I'll walk up to you urban "youths" with my Daniel Defense. I'll ask politely once
![CKnghSW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Me4gAgJ.png "CKnghSW[1].png")
Yeah, if you kids even think about going on my daddy's lawn you'll have hell to pay when I ventilate you because you were looking at your phone in a very threatening way.
>>30632672
muh safe space
Brb doing burnouts in my neighbors yard.
>>30643847
Then you don't live in the US. There are no states where simple trespass is an offense which allows the use of lethal force. What third world shithole do you live in, negro?
>>30632405
You've never owned a fucking patch of dirt in your life either, you cuntwaffle. Even if you've paid off your mortgage or your loan, you still send the government a fucking rent check every year.
Look up eminent domain, you illiterate semen hoarder,
>>30637345
Not him, but lol no.
I've almost smacked an old lady for letting her dumpster poodle poop on my lawn. I made her walk back and pick it up.
I'd make you walk back and eat it.
>>30632514
>>30648874
Is baby trying to explain property taxes?
>>30641563
8 year old movie, that's not too old. people get gladiator references all the time and that's twice as old
>>30649075
Yeah, but how many Channers are likely to have watched anything with Eastwood in it?
>>30649108
Holy fucking newfag. Shut up. Not even him.
I've seen man with no name trilogy
His other westerns
Dirty Harry
Gran Torino
And some other shit that doesn't come to mind
Sorry but the 5 months you've been here and your generalizations of 4channers can both leave.
>>30649151
Naw, been here since 4Chan was /a/nime and /b/, everything else. Try again.
So you've seen a bunch of his regular shit. YOU have seen it. The norm for this whole site, and daytime /k/ in particular, is some 12 year old who thinks that Fallout is real, Cowadoody makes you a trooper and so forth. Shit, looking at this thread, it's either spergs who think "you look at my lawn and Imma gonna kill ya" and a few guys who note that's not right.
The generalizations are true. How about you go back to /r9k/ or /mlp/ and stay on your home board?
>>30649195
This is my home board.
/a/, vomit. Follow your own advice. And stay off my lawn.
>>30649195
What the fuck, Eastwood isn't some fucking obscure french arthouse director. At least judging by the constant American Sniper threads we had last year.
>>30649216
You sound like someone straight out of /r9k/'s many, many aspie threads. "Imma such a tough guy, why no1evur understand me originu!" Ain't it past your bedtime?
>>30649235
And yet, someone had to comment that nobody got the Gran Torino reference. Summah Time in full force.
>>30649293
>trying this hard to fit in
>>30649293
I don't really like you.
Please don't kill yourself or anything but...
I probably don't like anyone, just stay of my yard no matter how friendly and inviting it looks okay.
>>30649344
>confirmed for /robot/
You reached wizard status yet?
>>30649406
>All he does is mention /r9k/
Someone is definitely been there. You got to go back.
>>30638846
there's spawns in the approach lights of the airport i work at
>>30632358
> Be OP, baby boomer who loves ruining things for other people
> Buy a gun one day
> Really don't like people trespassing on my property, which contains the house that I bought immediately after graduating college
> The grass is very expensive, I always use the walkway to get anywhere, I never walk on my grass
> If someone else does, though, watch out
> Buy a 1911 because it's the best gun in the fucking world, 45 powerful
> Sit on front porch with a bottle of Michelob Lite (I'm trying to lose weight), and wait for people to step on my grass
> Some idiot tries putting a sign for a local union leader up for reelection on my lawn without my explicit written authorization
> Blow his head off
> A man in a car swerves onto the sidewalk very briefly, trying to avoid a ball a neighborhood kid had tossed into the road
> Shoot out his tires, drag him out of the car, and curb stomp him
> The ball he was swerving to avoid? It's now on my lawn and the kid comes to get it
> He says "Sorry mister!" and waves
> Heh, nothing personnel kid
> Unload the rest of the clip into the little boy and shit on his corpse
> Police come by and politely ask why there are dead bodies lying on/around my property
> I was a little distracted, wondering why cops who were 10 years younger than me thought they could just ask me a question
> In my moment of weakness
> I stepped off of my porch
> and onto my lawn
> Cops immediately draw and magdump into my chest
>>30649551
Fuck the union, they charge their members roughly 1 hour of their pay per week, it's a rip off and frankly of you had to swerve onto the sidewalk then you're an irresponsible asshole, probably drunk, and you most likely should get shot.
I bet you still waiting on your beats to fill in.
>>30639303
>antisocial crazy doesn't want people to know he's an antisocial crazy
>>30651168
Well, if they find out, they won't step on his lawn and he won't be able to satisfy his desire to kill.
Put this on your lawn. Or just not be an asshole and do what this guy says >>30642868
You shooting someone over pokemon go is just more power for anti-gun propaganda. I can see it now: Parents crying on CNN because "my kid ain't do anything wrong, the man with the gun say they was trespassing, but they was just tryna catch em all".
>>30639303
Put this one up instead then.
>>30632514
top post
>>30632405
>hey, you're a human being existing too close to the bricks I live inside
>stop not harming me near said bricks
>you totally deserve to die for stepping on some grass as you walked by my bricks for less than one minute
>DIE DIE DIE stranger!
Jesus man, I'm pretty conservative about respecting privacy and what not, but goddamn, If someone walking down the street in front of my house wandered into my lawn, phone in hand, I'd prolly laugh and assume they're catching pokemon, not shoot them. I'm assuming you don't do well with people, and the general public
Fucking hell there's been a lot of angry psychos on /k/ lately.
>>30653398
I just made the thread to troll people.
>>30651257
>literally posting a sign that says "we own expensive things"
>>30640634
Underrated
>>30639303
>that serial killer that wouldn't go into locked houses because he 'wasn't wanted'
>>30632358
OP are you still there
>>30654171
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>30632391
I'd be really upset if some brat was running all over my garden
>>30654171
Holy Lol
OP is in custody.
>>30654171
it didn't have to end like this OP
they've tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen
>>30654171
Kek
I love and hate this state at the same time.
>>30653894
Oh yes I would totes break into a house for them sweet sweet shovels.
>>30654171
>game about walking around outside
>drivefags getting shot
I just hope they come out as Mystic so I can laugh more
>>30632672
somebody merely being on your lawn is not harming you and does not call for immediate self defense, especially with a gun
i hope you follow through with your fantasies once you turn 18 so you can spend the rest of your life in prison tho
>>30632405
I agree anon. One should not tread on my soil.
>>30632405
Don't let these faggots get you down anon. No one wants their neighborhood getting sketchier than it should and you have every right to protect your property. Hell there's even been crimes reported from people playing Go! and you don't want one on your property. Call the cops if they're in their cars blocking your driveway, extra lols if you say they touched your mailbox. If faggots want to play Go!, go to a park or mall, gtfo lawn.
>>30638740
>>30638822
except as long as you're within 50 feet of the spawn you can catch the Pokemon
>>30655688
What kind of myopic retard range do you go to?
>>30643847
Way to act like a rational gun owner and set a good example for the rest of us. At least you're clearly mentally stable and responsible with your firearms. I'm proud of you.
If you can't abide by the sign I posted, you obviously don't care about your well being.
>>30656448
>preteen delivering flyers walks up to your front door
>magdump into his chest for disrespecting your property and ignoring your sign
>heh, nothin personnel kid
>>30656682
If I have NO TRESPASSING signs and they still come onto my property then I have every right to ventilate their stupid ass.
>>30632472
anybody who uses cuck sincerely and in anger probably watches BLACKED videos a minimum of 3 hours a day. kill yourself
>>30632621
>nobody NEEDS
It isn't a bill of needs, anon
>>30656722
No one can be this stupid. Can they?
>>30656722
Depends on the laws in your area. In general, it's legally, financially, and ethically advantageous to first ask them to leave, you fucking psycho.
>>30656776
Of course they can.
>>30656764
cool liberal mindset, bud. I bet everyone who dislikes gays secretively sucks off men in airport restrooms!... That argument's overplayed. Sometimes people just dislike something, cuck.
>>30641530
kek
>>30649688
I wish that's all they had tried to charge me. I was working at a grocery story and they wanted half a week's paycheck every month.
"For the workers" my ass.
It's not rocket science anon.
>>30638675
this
If you kill someone for being on your property you're not only dumb as shit but a piece of shit. Family lives on a huge ass pasture. We're not gonna shoot someone dicking around in our farmland. fuck.
>>30632358
You could try getting laid you grumpy old fart.
>>30638675
You forgot
>can only play Pokemon Go 1 hour per day
>>30632358
unless you have cool art or historical shit on your lawn, nobody will put a pokestop
