Damn tin foil hat wearing vehicle owners thinking its their right to own deadly assault trucks. Can kill 60 people on one high-capacity tank of gas in seconds.
Common sense vehicle legislation is what we need. Why do you need these?? Weapons of war don't belong on our streets!!
60 PEOPLE WITH ONE TANK?
IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK, COMRADE.
>>30624340
Why isn't this shitposting in /o/?
I think they deserve to have some quality "WHY DO YOU NEEEEEED" threads.
>>30624370
>expecting to kill more than one or two people with THAT
>>30624340
wow, so original, this is only the 34th thread we've had talking about assault trucks....
Then everything turned into a Tiger V the world's other tanks thread.
>>30624426
>>30624370
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy in a big lorry is a good guy in a big lorry.
>>30624426
>implying it wouldn't kill at least four
BREAKING NEWS: NICE, FRANCE TRUCK MASSACRE SUSPECT IDENTIFIED AS AMERICAN YOUTUBER SAM HYDE
>>30624459
Well, I mean, that would be logical if the good guy used his truck to knock the bad guy truck off the road, or sacrafice himself and drive in front of the bad truck and slame the brakes and allow himself to get rammed in the rear.
>>30624426
>implying you can kill anyone when you can't even get up the hill
>>30624340
Seems a little insensitive that they talk about how nice the attack was.
>>30624340
ban automatic transmissions
>>30624459
mutually assured destruction isn't the answer
>>30624340
>60 people on one tank
Im sure they've done it in India.I wouldn't recommend it though
>>30624752
>allow himself to get rammed in the rear.
Europe everyone
>>30624632
Christ, Hilary has always looked 60 years old hasn't she?
>>30624340
any updates so far? Still at 73 dead?
did the gun run them all over, or I heard at one point he popped out and started shooting. I find it hard to believe he just get chugging along plowing through a crowd like that
>>30625684
Chugging
There was a road along the coastline with a march on it
He plowed through
Pretty easy to see this happening
When he got out to use a gun, the police killed him
>>30624458
Ok theres so much fucking bullshit in that little post I dont even know where to being, but here goes:
1. top of my class in the navy seals- I dont even think you graduated highschool.
2. Numerous secret raids on al quaeda- So what did bin ladens cock taste like?
3. 300 confirmed kills- Check my previous statement. Thats a lot of cocks.
4. Gorilla warfare? Its guerilla warfare you stupid fucking mouth breather.
5. Secret network of spies- I'll wait on my porch with a shotgun and a baseball bat for you and your boyfriends. Come at me bro.
6. The shit about the storm- yeah thats so fucking scary Im laughing. you should be a poet or something, fag.
7. I can kill you in over 700 ways. I dont care how many sex toys and buttplugs you have, Im not interested.
8. And thats just with my bare hands- If your mind is that set on getting me, you can use your mouth too.
9. Access to the arsenal of the marine corps- I thought you said you were a seal.
All in all, youre a fucking moron. Please dont besmirch the name of the Unites states armed forces by pretending to be one of them. Good day, faggot
>>30624408
This is a great idea. But maybe we should raid both /n/ and /o/?
>>30626122
Newfag pls go
>>30626122
It's copypasta. It's a meme. It was never real. Look it up and laugh.
>>30626122
>>30626171
>>30626216
>not recognizing the Navy SEAL Copypasta's Companion Copypasta
>>30626122
>Filename
>Taking the navy seal copypasta seriously
You must be new.
>>30625023
Ban DCTs! Does anyone really need to shift hundreds of times per minute?
>Nice 'terrorist attack'
I know Nice is the name of the city but it seems like the article headline is being sarcastic
>>30627257
>70 people murdered in a public place for a political purpose
>we're not sure this is actually a real terrorist attack, so we'll use the scare quotes
