the best part about being mormon is that our church has a "security company" and each family gets access to a $15,000 machine gun for "home defense", despite living in california
it's almost worth giving them 10% of my income
But does it come with a free white wife
>>30613943
that's a tranny
>>30613911
>10% of income
>worth 15k
....I thought you guys were supposed to be rich.
>>30614052
a bundle of 100 faggots is stronger than 100 individual sticks
>>30613968
Fuck you she's beautiful and i want to suck her beautiful white cock
[desire for holy war intensifies]
>>30614226
kek
>>30614232
that really is beautiful architecture
>>30614091
>a bundle of 100 bundles is stronger than just 100
yes, thats true...
>>30614251
papists cant even compete
>>30614214
Wtf. People on 4chan are so fucked in the head. Just get a damn woman, a REAL one
>>30614301
I heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out.
>>30614455
But XY women are superior in every possible way.
>>30614461
even your architecture is heretical
that's how my uncle got his "home defense" FA mac pistol
t. Odgen resident
>>30613911
>10% of your income going to a church founded by a lunatic charlatan
You honestly believe seer stones helped a guy to read magic gold tablets?
>>30614652
nobody actually thinks that except mountain people, everyone's in it for the shared benefits
same for jews
Is this true?
How long do I need to be in the church to get one?
>>30614861
long enough where you've given them more than $15,000 so if you go full retard they don't see a loss
Proofs?
>>30614766
so its like the white mafia basically where everyone is looking out for everyone?
>>30614455
But i like cute lil' bulges
>>30614455
>People on 4chan are so fucked in the head
>>30614861
of course it's not true
I don't mind Mormons, but I personally hate Romney for what he did for Massachusetts.
Jack Mormon here....fuck you words of wisdom and pearl of great price and magic dissappearin golden plates
>>30618992
Turning it into a violent, disarmed, broke, communist society? Yeah, white-obama there really is as bad as it gets.
>>30614500
No such thing you faggot, drink some bleach.
>>30619022
We still love you and will welcome you back when ever you are ready.
>>30616596
All religions are equally piles made up shit. The good ones are the ones with the best community benefits.
>>30614301
Bulbous domes are disgusting.
>>30613943
I might actually vomit.
>>30613911
>it's almost worth giving them 10% of my income
Does the spared-no-expense shopping experience at city creek center make it worth the rest of it?
Also, do you think there's any risk of trump sicking the DOJ on them while monitoring mosques and churches and discovering that they spent less in humanitarian aid in the past 30 years than they did building said shopping mall?
>>30621172
>building said shopping mall
False. It was paid for by the profits of church investments (by a for profit investing company owned by the church) not tithing dollars.
>>30621286
Given that their stated humanitarian donations amount less than $10 per member, from a church who has it's majority of members in the USA, you'll forgive me if I doubt there's no creative accounting at church investments.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H-4jz94kUli0uHGtYsTwmDoqUykiie8ps2gLxls-Usc/edit#gid=0
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865657898/LDS-Church-welfare-humanitarian-efforts-average-40-million-per-year-apostle-says.html
Also, what profit to the kingdom of heaven is a church business arm that drops over 37x what the actual church pays in humanitarian aid?
>>30621400
Parsing words but it's contributions are broken up over many different programs of which "humanitarian" is just one. Welfare, Job Training assistance, Food Storehouse and assistance, and education are other areas.
So because they may only pay out an "estimated" $40 million per year in cash does not account for the vast system for helping people in goods and services.
>what profit to the kingdom of heaven is a church business arm that drops over 37x what the actual church pays in humanitarian aid?
By being financially solvent it keeps the church independent and able to do as it wishes under it's first amendment rights. Temple Square in SLC is a good example of this.
>>30613943
>>30614214
Fuck off faggot
