>>30605713
>>30605713
don't be irresponsible like this

>>30605791
The people walking around get a good laugh and so do we, stop being a pussy

I like the fake ers nuclear launch broadcasts.

Fortunate Son and helicopter sounds

>>30605713
flight of the Valkyries while merging onto the highway.

>>30606076
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo

if you're ballsy enough

>>30605713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoY4RiLbTM

>>30605713

Either the asshole song or for real giggles wheels on the bus

is it true there is a guy in the back with a gun watching the money and 2 in the front?

t. not a robber

>>30605713
Heat soundtrack.

Look for pokéfags out hunting their pokémans, play Pokémon theme song for extra motivation

>>30605713
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A572eclLc68
Filthy Frank album

>>30606187

Ex armored driver here.

Our company was too cheap to ever pay for 3 people in a truck. We had one driver in the front and one messenger in the back. Both armed with handguns with the option for the driver to take a shotgun to put in a rack.

Usually the only connection from the front to the back was a bulletproof window with a gun port beneath it so if you got in the back the driver could shoot into the back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAHUNgoJQPw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

Play this as loud as possible

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>>30606163
Im going to play this along with fligjt of the valkeries at some point today, great suggestions, keep em coming

>>30605713
How difficult was it to get certified and get a job?

>>30606780
Dont fucking bother

Its easy job to get, the hours suck, the trucks suck, the management sucks, the companies treat you like shit.

>>30606810
how much do you get paid per hour?

>>30606822
I quit 3 months ago, i got 14.75 an hour.

Don't fucking bother. You can go work in distributing, manufacturing or a warehouse, get paid the same or a little less and not have to worry about carbon dioxide poisoning or getting shot.

>>30606822
from what I have heard not enough litearlly 15 or less an hour . im not armored guard but that's what I have seen

>>30605713
25 year old with a bio degree working in pharma and I hate it. No security experience. Making decent money but it's not operator enough for me. I wish I into'd armored car security.

Also to contribute: voting for Flight of the Valkyries too

>>30606886
Armored Car security is just a bunch of fat/old/lazy/stupid/hispanic/wannabeoperators and various other shitbags all lumped into one branch to create one hostile work environment. Couple that with horrendous mismanagement from the upper echelons of the company and a sever lack of maintenance on their vehicles. You have a recipe for a high turnover rate and lots of thefts. That the companies try to stick it to their employees as much as possible.

>>30606780
>>30606810
I agree with him, this is jist until i can start at my next job.
Currently the AC in my truck is on the fritz so its basically an oven. My management is pretty good but that varies by company/branch

>>30606939
I mean, my direct supervisors were pretty good.

When I'm talking management, i mean District and Regional. The corporate fuckheads.

>>30606978
I dont know if its the same for you but we are limited to 9, 40, or 45 pistols. Think i could get away with a 9mm ar pistol?

>>30606514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAnwDvYjI2w
DO IT

>>30606514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>inb4 undercover SS

>>30607047
You have no idea how tempting this is

>>30605713
Christmas music. I do it every Saturday over the speakers. Bitches love it

https://youtu.be/VPqUKJgGk0A do it faggot. For the Vaterland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY

>>30606978
Corporate always sucks. Always.

>>30606865
thats what i get paid now

its less work

and i might be able to get it on

>>30606857
Dude that's horrendous.
I make 15/h right now in unarmed security at a condo for rich people.
All I do all day is shitpost on /k/ and sign for parcels. For a while when I was into WoW back in WotLK days I did most of my levelling and grinding at work.

2 actual security incidents in 6 years. Both were drunks. Neither were armed.

I just kind of assumed armed guards made more. That blows, man.

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>>30606058
>>30606070
>>30606076
Fuckin' these.

Also, anything off this playlist.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDjZLHsqOXFkc&params=OALAAQE%253D&v=jZLHsqOXFkc

And this.
>>30606149
(For shits and giggles)
>>30606164
The asshole song please.
Also, the dickhead song.
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=my7sxZ0KfHU)
And "coming for you" by the offspring.
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKUYuxp1KlU)

Any of these will be fucking hilarious.

Also, if anyone can find it, who designs never die would be glorious.
I wish I could see the faces of these people.

>>30605713
Napalm sticks to kids, NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

>>30605713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRv21NsSeoQ

>>30609818
Forgot to add that to mine.
That's for catching that anon.

>>30605713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Assumption song

>>30606311
aw yiss

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfxewnndNQ8

>dog whistle, anon

>>30605713

also, drive through a long tunnel and occasionally play a train horn sound effect