The time is upon us /k/
What happens when some retarded millenials get shot for trespassing while trying to catch dank pokemans.
>literally almost ran over two kids walking down the middle of the road at 12 in the morning who had nothing in the way of visibility.
>>30594525
Fortunately, you don't look very threatening when your face is buried in your phone.
But it would help kiddy diddlers a lot if they just know where to go and sit and wait.
This game is a test of natural selection.
>>30594639
>work is in the ghetto
>get off work at 11:00 and see lure placed on remote walk path
>seemlegit
>>30594733
>not walking into the trap to remove jamal
>>30594525
Nice blog post you fucking faggot, this is weapons related how?
>>30594639
Yes, because kiddy diddlers want to molest and rape people in their 20's.
I'm tired of this Old Man Henderson shit, get the fuck over it, it's a dumb game, people are buried in their phones 99% of the time anyway.
>>30594760
Most people are buried in their phones, but it's not "Walk blindly to this random location to catch a virtual mythical creature" level retarded. Okay, maybe not kiddy diddlers but Jamal and his crew.
Either way, players of this game who play at later hours (which i've seen plenty of all ages) are asking to walk into a trap, in my opinion.
>>30594786
there already a few things going like niggas making post about where to find good ones and jumping people. Also, waiting at the marked locations for people, god damn team rocket. .45
i wonder how long it'll take before someone is run over because of this shit
>>30594525
>>literally almost ran over two kids walking down the middle of the road at 12 in the morning who had nothing in the way of visibility.
its not just gookemon
about a month ago i almost hit some dipshit jogging around 11pm because rather than jog on the sidewalk he was in the middle of the right turn lane on a dark road and wearing dark colored shorts and shirt
>>30594786
consider jamal and his crew extra realism they represent team rocket
>>30594786
Some types only come out at night, so you have to go out and about to catch them.
Let's talk about not getting mugged then to keep it /k/ related. I play it, and I've gone out at night to catch Pokemon more than once. I carry, and like anything else, I stay aware of my surroundings and keep an eye on people, like a normal person.
I don't understand why people are staring at their phones so hard they'd get jumped though. There's a thing that tells you what Pokemon are close, but it doesn't give you a direction or distance. The best thing to do is just stick it in your pocket with the app running and just walk around. It vibrates pretty hard when one pops up, or you can just swipe your screen every few minutes to keep it from going back to the lock screen.
I've met other people playing it at parks and such, and they aren't "buried" in their phones either, it's not really that type of game. Personally I think it's another case of the news making a big deal out of nothing.
>>30594929
Matter of fact, I ran into a fellow autist at a firefighters memorial at around 11 pm Sunday night. Historical landmarks and memorials are gyms where you battle the current gym leader for supremacy of the area to get coins, which you buy stuff with obviously.
We kind of eyed each other from a distance, then we both started screwing with our phones. After about a minute, and me getting my ass whipped by the Gym leader, I just asked him if he had better luck than I did. He didn't, ass whippings all around for everybody. We chatted for a bit, then went our separate ways, told him to be safe.
I think the biggest danger honestly is people fucking with it while they're driving. Unless you want to pay real money, the easiest way to get items, including Pokeballs, which you need to catch Pokemon at all, is to go to Centers. These are at Parks, churches, Post Offices, and banks and such. Theyre all over, and you only need to be within a few meters of them to get the items.
Now I've seen people swerve off into a parking lot, stop for a few seconds, and then speed off down the road. Got curious after seeing it for like the 3rd time, so I stopped and checked it out. Sure enough, it was a Center. These retards are driving around trying to find Centers, and that's the real danger I think. Somebody is going to smack a kid at a park or run over Granny at the Post office doing that dumb shit.
>>30594929
>There's a thing that tells you what Pokemon are close
If your phone goes into rest, then pokemon GO stops working...as in, it stops processing encounters and will fail to alert you.
>but it doesn't give you a direction or distance
Actually, it does. The "nearby pokemon" menu on the bottom right of the overworld map screen provides a queued list of pokemon near you.
3 foot prints = 90+ meters away
2 = 60
1 = 30
if they're all 3-printed (i.e. further than 90m), then they list from left to right, top to bottom in order from nearest to furthest...so you have a rudimentary rangefinder.
>mugged
Shit nigga, half the people I've see while I'm playing need to learn fucking traffic safety and situational awareness and worry about being mugged after they learn to avoid being raped by a pickup truck.
>>30595014
It's a very rudimentary range finder, and they move around on their own as well. Best way I've found is to ft where the one you want is one footprint away, then just sit and wait. You know, like you're actually hunting. If they get father away then move around and wait some more.
And like I said, you just swipe it every few minutes to keep it from locking. Ive set my phone to auto rest at 3 minutes, since if I leave it up I want it left up.
And I'm just addressing the "mugging" because that's what everyone seems worried about, I talked about the real danger of traffic issues above. It's the people trying to be the very best like no one ever was while behind the wheel that are a fucking menace.
>>30595014
In all honesty though, it just makes me want to get a GB color and play Gold again. Its not exactly the most fun mobile game I've ever played, and it's too goddamned hot and sticky to be chasing bulbasaur across a park.
I literally got mugged at gunpoint within 5 minutes of downloading this app. Not kidding.
>>30595086
>>30595043
>And I'm just addressing the "mugging" because that's what everyone seems worried about
Oh, well...
to keep it on topic, I handle potential muggings while playing pokemon GO the same way I handle any other potential muggings: by carrying a fucking gun and maintaining situational awareness.
>It's the people trying to be the very best like no one ever was while behind the wheel that are a fucking menace.
yeeeah, and it's ineffective too. Pokemon GO is based on ingress...right down to the point of basically being a reskin.
Ingress had GPS based speed detection to prevent cheating and on the road playing.
Basically, nothing spawns when you drive over a certain speed.
>It's a very rudimentary range finder, and they move around on their own as well. Best way I've found is to ft where the one you want is one footprint away, then just sit and wait. You know, like you're actually hunting. If they get father away then move around and wait some more.
Really, I wouldn't be suprised if pokemon spawned in a similar (albeit less frequent) manner to XM in ingress (which is visible in that game)...I'd want to play ingress a little more to really nail the similarities though.
>>30595043
>to be the very best like no one ever was while behind the wheel that are a fucking menace.
my brother was doing this. faggot had to stop at every fucking swipe. pulled over at least.
>>30595086
I literally got laid at gunpoint within 5 minutes of downloading this app. Not kidding.
>>30594895
Underrated post here
>>30595112
>things that didnt happen
Green text so we can at least poke holes in your supposed story
>>30595093
>Basically, nothing spawns when you drive over a certain speed.
I caught a bulbasaur going 45, i regularly catch pokemon on the road.
>>30595093
I think it's mostly to hit centers and Gyms, but it's still wildly asinine.
>>30595165
No you didn't.
>>30595165
pretty sure the cap is around 20 something
>>30595207
Nope. My wife has to catch pokemon for me whenever we drive anywhere. Her first catch was a pidgey at 40 mph.
>>30595186
I swear upon Sergei himself i did.
>>30595207
See above.
I have no reason to lie here.
>>30595219
>>30595207
I catch them going 60 and 45 regularly.
>>30595233
>>30595207
>>30595165
If you go above 15 your eggs dont progress
>>30595219
Even in my hobby, i am faced with the 'what if I had a gf/wife' thoughts.
This suppose to be an escape...
>>30595239
This is 100% true, my eggs do not noticeably progress, even if i can catch shit.
>>30595244
Get out of the basement.
If a fuccboi like me can get a GF, you can too.
I lucked out and found a girl who hates company and does not like to go out, just like me.
>>30595272
this
>befriend a 6/10 girl
>hang out with her long enough
>let pheromones do their work
>she now is 8/10 because hormones
>marry your new best friend
>make her catch your pokemon when you drive
>>30595272
I wish you a long fucking happy life you fucker. Hope you guys innawoods and kills fucking skinwalkers.
>>30595244
Escape your shitty life by making it better. Its not hard to make your life better, just work on it a little at a time.
>protip: Pokemon will make your life worse
>>30594895
>play pogo innapark
>2 weirdos suddenly appear
>they act intimidating
>they start to rhyme
>"names" copied from old outlaws
>short asshole with bling backs them up
>they demand my Pokémon
>Pikachu! I choose you!
>thunderstorm!
>it's super effective!
>1 weirdo down, other booked it
>short asshole on ground crying & bleeding
>Pikachu is a FDE Glock 19
>>30595219
I got a spearow at a stop light.
>>30595300
my smartphone died so I've been catching pokemon on my wife's phone for her while she drives
>>30595272
How high are the chances that I meet a girl OUTSIDE which hates going OUTSIDE if I also don't like going OUTSIDE?
Damn, you are such a fuccboi, it actually makes sense why you got a gf
>because you suck
>>30595086
he's serious. I heard it on the news this morning.
>>30594981
Lat night at about 10:30 someone set a lure at a 24 hour fitness and being the gamer I am I decided to check it out with my two buddies. We walked there so it took us a bit and when we get there I shit you not four cars were idling in the parking lot with at least two people in each car. The lure expires so we walk off and this absolute dipshit pulls out of the parking lot and into some guys driver door going at least 30mph. Stay safe friend. Oh yeah fedex or ups sent out a notification to all the drivers to watch out for kids playing a phone game.
>>30595394
>How high are the chances that I meet a girl OUTSIDE which hates going OUTSIDE if I also don't like going OUTSIDE?
Because i met her inside.
>because you suck
Indeed i do, this was never in contention.
Go back to posting degenerate weebshit on /f/. I see you, you fucker :^)
>>30595326
>qt black girl talk to me for directions
>give directions and tips to level up
>too autistic to chit chat afterwords
Ffffffffffffffffff
>>30595519
only people i see playing near my neighborhood are minority children and mid 30's white people.
>>30595442
>because I met her inside
Should have said this earlier
>degenerate weebshit on /f/
I have 400 .swf files and at most 2 of them are weebshit!
I don't consider 2hu and hentai as weebshit tho
>>30595579
>I don't consider 2hu and hentai as weebshit tho
Of course you dont :^)
>>30594525
You wait. In a couple days it will start, I saw literally dozens of people walking completely absorbed in their phones. Utterly oblivious to their surroundings. They were all highschool age kids. People will start snatching phones. One grabs the phone, another pushes the owner to the ground. The two phone snatchers know the area, the random kid has no idea where the fuck he is.
You'll see it on local news "Could a game be putting your children in harm's way? Find out on Fox 39 at 9" then in about three weeks after no one plays the game anymore it will hit CNN, then about four months down the road the government will ban "alternate reality" games, the legislation of which will be so loosely worded to make owning the Oculus rift a felony and a PS4 a misdemeanor.
>>30595579
>I don't consider 2hu and hentai as weebshit tho
>>30595054
For real, I don't know why they would make a pokemon game with the core game mechanic that makes it fun removed (no battling)
>>30595602
>PS4 a misdemeanor.
better not be fuckin w/sony
I'm such a Sony fuccboi.
had walkmans, tvs, then all the consoles and handhelds.
>they didn't give me $10 during the hacking shit
fockin insult roihgt there m98
>>30595399
A mother in ar who had kill her 3 kids
>>30595593
>>30595604
Wow rude
At least I don't post shitty AMVs and/or Youtube rips
>>30595719
you're also disgracing the name of Mr Browning
>>30595156
> the joke
>
>
>
> your head
>>30594525
Rember Watchmen? There was a minigame kind of like this, and all I could think was that it was the stupidest idea ever. People would get run over, stabbed, etc.
>>30595735
>continuing to give trips attention
you realize all they want is attention
>>30595760
>not knowing the difference between tripfags and namefags
>>30594756
>walk into trap with head in "tablet"
>Tablet is actually 1911
>Jamal pops out and experiences half an inch of hollow point to the face.
>Some young trainer wanders onto property
>Shoot them
>Steal phone
>Deliver Pokemon to Giovanni
>>30595331
>>30595593
Don't pretend that you don't like that stuff
Also, is your gf fullfilling your fuccboi dreams? Give me some tips how 2 fuccboi
>>30595239
So. I have a job I commute to, on the way I catch mons, once off I can jog or bike for my eggs. Only true autistic try to drive around just to play this game.
>>30595810
>>30596029
>Also, is your gf fullfilling your fuccboi dreams?
Yes.
>Give me some tips how 2 fuccboi
Be the fuccboi you are, not the one you want to be in your fuccboi dreams. No sense lieing to yourself, worse case you end up with some crazy bitch.
>>30596061
I will try, thanks
If you are implying violence is warranted against Pokemon Go players, you're absolutely going to end up in prison.
However, I would love to hear the argument regarding how someone catching a rattata on your lawn was threatening your life come out of some jew bastards mouth.
>>30596197
>If you are implying violence is warranted against Pokemon Go players
If they trespass on my property they will be dealt with like all trespassers.
>However, I would love to hear the argument regarding how someone catching a rattata on your lawn was threatening your life come out of some jew bastards mouth.
I can't possibly know that they are playing Pokemon Go instead of casing.
>>30596207
Shooting someone casing your house is going to get you put in prison. You should probably read your local statues on self defense law.
>>30596231
>Shooting someone casing your house is going to get you put in prison.
No it won't.
>You should probably read your local statues on self defense law.
My state has castle doctrine with SYG clause.
Yes i can shoot people wandering onto my property without my permission. My property is clearly marked. Welcome to freedom PoGo player. Don't get run over.
>>30594895
Already happening. There was a group of peole recently arrested who were setting up pokelures at the pokestops and robbing people at gunpoint when they hung around.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/robbers-target-players-of-popular-pokemon-go-smartphone-game-police/article_ca161f27-37b7-57bb-bfa6-a30b0563e3f0.html
I wonder if there will be open carrying groups because of stupid PokeGo shit.
>>30596302
>implying PoGo fags aren't liberal manchildren
>>30596061
Which dreams exactly?
>>30596322
I'd take a picture of a pokemon sitting on top of my pistols but google is datamining this shit
>>30596429
>but google is datamining this shit
They aren't even hiding it anymore.
Pretty sure captcha is teaching Skynet how do recognize objects.
>>30594756
>be playan Pokeman Go
>walk into lure
>a wild Jinx appears
>Jinx uses "pull knife"
>Taurus! Use thunderbolt.
>Taurus is confused!
>Taurus uses "self destruct" instead
>"Not very effective"
>Jinx uses "Stab"
>It's super effective!
>>30596322
Oh get over yourself. Plenty of people out there who like pokemon and guns.
>>30596480
tyrna tell me of the 4 million people who are playing this game abouts most of them are gun owners
bullshit
>>30596505
He said plenty. Not all. Learn to read.
>>30596547
Learn to suck my cock fuccboi
>>30596557
Succboi
>>30596477
>jinx
>mfw
>>30596682
>>30594525
wtf is 12 in the morning.
theres midnight and noon. but nothing is in the morning.
retarded millenial.
>>30596722
Never noticed she had 2 earrings on her left ear
>>30596741
That's how you know she's dtf
>>30596739
>11:59 PM
>12:00 AM
>AM=ante meridiem
>ante meridiem in english=Before noon
>before noon is morning
kys fag
>>30595579
Thats a pretty smug Suika... Don't mind me, just saving her to my drive.
>>30596898
Oh thank you!
>tfw no D&D in the back of a brotruck
>>30596207
>>30596246
You're a fucking sociopathic moron who wants to shoot people. I don't give a damn if your backwater theocracy of a state allows it or not, deadly force should be reserved for instances where it's required.
Violence is not something that should be dispensed so lightly, especially deadly force. Just because the law allows you to doesn't mean you should. Especially in the day and age when every fucking week we have threads about how California transplants are fucking up their state. Your law might be as it is now, but don't think that it will remain that way forever, especially when you so callously defend your right to kill someone who you admit was 'wandering' and not an existential threat.
Assholes like you ruin gun rights for the rest of us. I want the law to be as your state says it is, so long as gun owners have a sense of proportionality. I want people who use their guns in what strongly appear to be genuine and justified self-defense scenarios to be given the benefit of the doubt. I don't want people who are already victims of a crime to be forced to spend even a single night in jail, to say nothing of the precarious existence of potentially being forced to go to trial.
But you, you and assholes like you call it all into question. How long do you imagine your law will stay as it is when left-wingers flood what were once reliably red states? If you saw an 8 year old on your redneck land, would you shoot them with no warning? A pregnant woman? A bunch of girl scouts? A man clearly injured from a car crash looking for help? Assholes like you endanger the rights of us all. Please tame your violent fantasies.
Also I have something called empathy so I don't jack off to killing some clueless rube who accidentally trespassed but that's just me.
>>30596207
There is no state in the union that will allow you to shoot someone even with trespassing and SYG laws. Please remove your asbestos pacifier prior to trying to think.
People like you are going to cost the rest of us our rights.
>>30598438
That's how so many old guys end up in trouble. They think they know what's legal or not based on their own half assed understanding of things and wind up getting arrested for shooting some teenagers for cutting across their property.
If I think something fishy is going on outside I put my gun on and check it out cautiously. 9.9/10 people breaking into your car or just snooping around take off like a bat out of hell as soon as a light comes on or the door opens. If they do anything but run I have the gun if I need it.
I don't give a shit about the lives of criminal scum but I'm not getting arrested and dragged through criminal and or even just civil court which is a whole other deal over some minor bullshit like a broken car window my insurance is going to pay for anyway.
>>30596246
>No it won't.
Yes, it will, you fucking retard.
>My state has castle doctrine with SYG clause
Neither of those mean that you can legally shoot someone walking on your lawn you undiagnosed aspie.
>>30598221
>I don't jack off to killing some clueless rube who accidentally trespassed but that's just me
Implying that you don't jack off to death
then what are you doing on /k/?
stop fear mongering everything
>>30596207
edgy
>>30598221
>You're a fucking sociopathic moron who wants to shoot people.
>implying
I don't want millennials hanging out on my property spooking my dogs and shit.
anyway fuck off lib.
>>30598820
>fuck off lib
>only liberals are capable of empathy or critical thought
You're part of the reason our rights are at risk you dumb motherfucker.
>>30598859
There is no reason to be on my property at night and if you are i'll assume your intent is to harm.
Get fucked.
>>30596477
>taurus used self destruct
this game is literally a ploy to get dumbass kids' $600 phones stolen so they go buy 3 more
theres almost nowhere in the world aside from japan where it's remotely safe do play this game in an urban setting
if i live near miles and miles of amish farmland will i be seeing a bunch of miltanks and tauros's?
>>30598750
>Yes, it will
no u
>Neither of those mean that you can legally shoot someone
no u
>>30598878
And you'll go to prison for being a dumb retard that doesn't understand his local laws.
Stand your ground and castle doctrine laws don't mean what you think they mean, dipshit.
>>30598930
>And you'll go to prison for being a dumb retard that doesn't understand his local laws.
lol no i won't.
>Stand your ground and castle doctrine laws don't mean what you think they mean, dipshit.
lol
>>30598878
castle doctrine means them physically entering or making an attempt to enter your HOME or car, your fenced in yard counts as well. a clear and conscious effort on their part to enter your property
someone walking onto your totally unfenced land is excuse to threaten lethal force, but shooting them on sight will not go as well for you.
escalation of force anon. we know you just wanna shoot someone but still, escalation of force.
I masturbate to the idea of shooting legit home invaders as much as the next /k/ommando, but if you see a man-bunned hipster shambling through your front yard while staring at his phone and feel even vaguely threatened you need to lay off the stimulants, get a good night's sleep and pump some iron or something.
>>30598968
>>30598930
>implying the guy you're responding to even owns property or even guns
youre getting memed on, anons.
>>30598954
You're a fucking dumbass. You can't shoot someone standing in your property with their face buried in their phone.
Any prosecutor would have a field day with you.
>>30598968
>HOME
My property is my home, All of my property. It is fenced on three sides. Anyway i'd probably yell at people to get the fuck out first but knowing my generation is YOLO and phuc dat it'll probably come down to violence.
>>30598997
>My property is my home, All of my property.
I know you like to fantasize about how you're right about this, but you do realize that judges don't care about your childish idea of what self defense means, right?
>>30599035
>but you do realize that judges don't care about your childish idea of what self defense means, right?
Some seem to think so.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nev-man-not-guilty-deadly-shooting-trespassers-article-1.2240934
>>30598997
I mean you can keep pretending castle doctrine means what you want it to, but youre better off checking the actual legal description of it.
your land and your private domicile are 2 different legal boundaries in terms of home defense laws wherever you go. if you want to believe that your land means the same as your private domicile in legal terms you're free to do so. til you're a felon and you can't do much of anything legally.
>>30599048
>two methheads shouting and waving a flashlight around are the same thing as an overweight neckbeard with his phone 2 inches from his face
you don't seem to understand how courts work though
>>30599078
>Loading screen literally tells you to be aware of your surroundings and be alert
>Dumb ass gets mugged
You deserved it.
>>30599103
>tripfag can't read
more at 11
>>30599077
>but youre better off checking the actual legal description of it.
I already have. Castle Doctrine isn't a shield that protects from legal action, it's a tool to use in legal defense. I never implied it was anything else.
>your land and your private domicile
It sounds like you think i own some woods without posted property signs or some shit.
There is clear indication that my property is privately owned. Any crossing of this property would have to be consciously made by someone who would have to know they are tresspassing.
It's a typical suburban yard.
>neckbeard with his phone 2 inches from his face
That's not how PoGo works.
In the dark, i can't see what a person is doing. They might just be trying to pull their own gun or something, how would i know?
There is no excuse to be on clearly marked private land. The only thing i can think of is intent to harm the owners.
Regardless, i see the error of my ways and will yell at them before i shoot them.
>>30599103
>respecting Jews
>playing Pokemon go in a fucking holocaust museum
Wut
>>30599118
Would you like to try again, friendo?
>>30599142
Would you like to try reading the post you quoted again, buddy?
>>30599134
>respecting something that never happened to a people that are known throughout human history to big the biggest liars
>>30599148
Oops my bad, I didn't mean to quote that guy.
Fuck you, I aint your buddy, pal.
>>30599127
someone trespassing doing jumping jacks 5 feet from your house in your yard is not legally the same as someone breaking and entering to do jumping jacks inside your house.
inside and outside your house are 2 different things
in
out
I literally can't break it down any simpler for you man
>>30595093
my gf plays while i drive 24/7 and she catches a shit ton of pokemon so i dont think the things not spawning over a certain speed works
>>30599200
>someone trespassing doing jumping jacks 5 feet from your house in your yard
That's not this situation.
I wonder how much of a spike in gang related murders will happen.
Homie getting stabbed lookin for that Jynx in the wrong hood.
>>30599246
It'll be turf wars
>DIS INSTINCT TERRITORY SON STEP OFF MY GYM
>>30599264
>YO BITCH U'S BE TRIPPIN! DIS VALOR TURF RIDE TIL I DIE!
>>30599264
tfw charging people to catch mews in my hood
>>30599162
Hey I'm saying if they respect them, it's wrong to fuck about in their history.
Also I'm not gonna go /pol/ in here. I'm not gonna be that tumor.
>>30595239
I feel like it is lower than this
>be cross country fag getting over a 2 month case of pneumonia
>decide to take phone with me while I went on an easy run to get lungs built back up
>run about 4-5 miles at a snails pace through town
>check phone once done
>egg progressed by only .2 km
kms
>>30599127
You would probably be able to see the light from their phones on their face if they were playing PoGo, just a word of advice.
But yeah, definitely yell at them to leave before shooting unless you intend on aiming like five or more feet from them just to make them shit their pants.
>>30599368
It only works when the app is running and the phone isnt locked.
>>30594525
I can't wait till someone gets killed because of this faggot shit
>>30599376
>You would probably be able to see the light from their phones on their face
Just because they have a phone in one hand doesn't mean they don't have a gat in the other, or their pocket.
This is why I'm so sketch.
My dogs already flipped out last night and there are a lot of weedlmaos in my neighborhood doing fucking nothing.
Shit my cousin even plays this while driving, like controlling the vehicle driving.
>>30599418
>I can't wait till someone gets killed because of this faggot shit
People have already been mugged at gunpoint.
It'll happen in a couple weeks and guns will be the problem.
>>30599410
It was running the entire time, I made sure to check every time I stopped to catch my breath that it was still working, even caught several pokemon as I ran
>>30599218
You just don't put distance towards hatching eggs over 20km/h
>>30599520
If your phone goes to sleep or lock screen or anything other than app is on the screen right that second you won't get distance. So even if you unlock your phone or the like and it's still running it doesn't mean you were accumulating distance.
>>30595579
Suika a best!
>>30599630
I'm not some sort of fucking retard. I had my phone set to where it wouldn't lock and had the app on the whole time, the game just likes to jew more time out of our lives so they can use our phones for bitcoin mining or whatever the fuck its for. Not that I give a shit, I just want my damn pokemon to hatch like they are supposed to.
>>30599520
I think if your phone goes upside down it stops counting too, not sure about that though.
>>30594733
don't want to be this faggot, but does anyone have sauce for this?
can't believe someone hasn't asked this yet.
pic related, it's referring to me
>>30599418
why so you can feel some hollow sense of vindication? Do people really think them obtaining from something so trivial makes them superior
>>30598883
This. This game belongs in Japan and only in Japan.
>download Pokemon Go
>leave the house
>get stabbed
xD
>>30594733
>>30594756
I just realized that Pokemon GO provides the perfect tool for vigilante justice.
The muggers have inadvertently told everyone where they are.
>>30599134
holocaust museums are boring as fuck
>>30600256
but it was made by a bunch of San Franciscans though
>>30594525
There were about 50 people all on their phones playing that game at 3am on a Tuesday in the middle of the town center near my firehouse.
>>30600345
When did I say it was developed by Japs? All I said is that it BELONGS in Japan.
>>30600414
what a retarded thing to say desu
>>30600431
Rude.
>>30600345
San Francisco is basically a honorary part of japan
>>30599162
>implying it didn't happen even though the scale is a little exaggerated
>>30599702
I dunno, everyone else seems to be able to get the game to count the distance properly. Maybe you are "some sort of fucking retard."
>>30600488
Holy fucking shit. Is that cringe on purpose or just top tier cringe?
>>30601061
black people meme
>>30595602
>the government will ban "alternate reality" games, the legislation of which will be so loosely worded to make owning the Oculus rift a felony and a PS4 a misdemeanor.
are you kidding?
google AR games and Sony products feed prism so much that it has to throw up to keep eating.
these sorts of games help govt intelligence. why would they ban them?
>>30598883
>if i live near miles and miles of amish farmland will i be seeing a bunch of miltanks and tauros's?
in short, yes. Pokemon encounters are random and can happen anywhere. I catch Pokemon at work, in cornfield country, all the time.
the only thing you need cities for is pokestops and gyms.
>>30601061
I am split, not sure.
You gentlemen are not prepared for M$ HoloLens or Leap Magic.
Miracle Shooter when, chummers?
>>30594525
12 in the morning? There's 2 different 12s in the morning.
>>30594525
>Byron Smith thread yesterday
>this shit today
/k/ worse than /pol/ as usual
>>30595796
1911 in 50 gi good shit anon.
>>30594525
>12 in the morning
Midnight would have worked just fine there partner
>>30604247
maybe 12pm is morning time for him. you ever think of that shitlord?
>>30604293
noon is actually night time for me.
Third shifter 2bh
>>30594981
This.
I live about 20 miles from a nuclear power station, as it also happens to be located in the only registered desert in our country, and a major national landmark, me and a few buddies decided to check it out, so my pal drives us there and has his fucking phone set up on his goddam dash so he can still activate pokecenters and even catch Pokemon ffs.
Almost crashed several times, in the end I just took his phone away and played it for him.
>>30595086
I literally was killed in a car accident within 5 minutes of downloading this app. Not kidding
