show me a better design
>you can't
Beep Bop Boop
>>30553374
>>30553374
Fuck BB, US Ripoff of god tier uk robot wars.
Fuckin' OG passing through
>better design
Well could just make a pressure cooker bomb on wheels and snackbar the competition...
>>30553441
tombstone's pretty good, but it broke itself last time.
Newton's 3rd law, and whatnot.
>>30553374
there's threads about this on /diy/ JSYK
>>30553374
>thought OPs title said "battle boots"
>looking at OPs pic, trying to figure out how the fuck youre supposed to wear it
>>30553374
>>30553374
>>30553668
nerf plz
>>30553668
My god.
Oh really?
>>30553657
DELETE THIS
>>30553792
It was perfectly legal.
>>30553836
No it fucking wasn't
>>30553644
Put the bottle down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faqRvgwKWlA
>>30553519
U wot m8?
>>30553859
It's fine, its fine.
>>30553374
Well this is /k/ so the best design is a dragon dildo sandwiched between tank treads. Projectile cum is our weapon and we have a furry tail for distracting/seducing other bots.
>>30553374
Done.
>>30553374
What do I win?
>>30553438
Nice soup on a stick
>>30557129
Has the German video games committee gone too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMqonctTtQ
Are battle bots still a thing?
>>30557179
I think there's one club in Vegas.
>>30557258
that thing looks extremely fucking overengineered for a RC bomb
>>30557276
Well it is German so...
>>30553374
I bet a rebuilt BioHazard could take it.
>>30556770
Go home, Grant, you're drunk.
>>30553953
shut up smeghead
>>30553859
What happened?
>>30553913
Robot Wars is coming back.
Conveniently one year after Battlebots returned.
>>30553374
>that horizontal spinner wearing itself out on it's armor last ep
Bring it on, Tombstone.
>>30557916
i always thought the flipper bots are OP af
>>30553622
>it broke itself
That's possible for a spinner because they have more strength (kinetic energy and potential energy) than any other legal bot design.
Watch him shred through a foot wide steel skirt in a tenth of a second flat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mRTh3vIsug
The flipper bots don't possess even 1/10th the total energy, so they have to rely on an out-of-bounds win or a well-built steel robot could be flipped 10,000 times without dying.
The hammer-bots also have only a tiny amount of energy in their hammer compared to a spinner's weapon, but they can use a really small surface area pointy-spike to penetrate into the steel and get to the more vulnerable internal stuff.
A spinner-bot is the one and only variety from battlebots or robot-wars that would actually be scary for a human who was placed into the arena. It's in such a big area and such a non-stop attack that one missed jump and your foot gets separated from the rest of you and a 2nd jump is no longer possible.
The hammer bots and ramp/flip bots would be a harmless joke for a person to beat.
Protip: All spinning robots are fucking cheesy and overpowered as fuck.
Case in point: Ziggo.
BioHazard best bot.
>>30559635
>the author has made the video unavailable in your country
>tfw youtube can detect and bust through proxies
life is suffering
>>30557179
Two new seasons
>>30553374
That's easy. A surface that the enemy robot can't get a grip on.
Solution a sphere.
>>30557276
Is made with tax payers money so is ok.
>>30559934
Tallman pls go
>>30557275
Hey its the shit tier version of sir killalot
>>30553519
>some fucking woman will be the presenter
>Craig Charles said he'd be happy to do it but wasn't asked
I left England five years ago because it's a fucking shit heap of a country and snice then I've seen nothing but constant reinforcement of that decision.
>>30559740
Ziggo did tend to win an inordinate amount of the time. Of course, back then, battery and stability issues made whole-body spinners a double-edged sword--remember how Whyachi, I think it was the year after the judges stole Biohazard's Nut, tore itself apart like an out-of-balance washing machine?
>>30553374
Ice wave with a tesla motor
OG Vlad the Impaler was the best. Before people had really figured out good weaponry and most matches turned into 200 pound steel boxes smashing into each other.
>>30553441
Tombstone could kill a person so fucking easily. It's easily the most powerful bot out there that I'm surprised no one has copied the design.
>>30563971
People have put their own spin on it a couple times. There was one kid that tried it with a double ended design, but he didn't build it strong enough to take the hits. The blades hit something solid and it ripped them clean off their motors.
>>30553778
I c 4 keks
>>30559635
100% agree on spinner superiority.
Comparing tombstone against minotaur, though, I think minotaur is much less vulnerable to breaking itself due to the width of the barrel, and the short radius.
Minotaur also has much more comprehensive armor than tombstone, and I think tombstone would be pretty vulnerable if a good driver could get at the backside.
>>30559635
Spinners would certainly be the scariest, but I'm fairly confident that a good flipper like Bronco or an half decent hammer would be pretty scary as well; Bronco can lift 1500lb in an instant; the force exerted would be more than that, but just 1500lbf lifting a typical 180lb person would be like falling 280 feet onto something quite hard. Those hammers would also be strong enough to rip flesh and break bones.
>>30564569
Perhaps, but Tombstone has such a wider reach; Minotaur has to get right up into the face of their opponent, whereas Tombstone just has to spin themselves around.
>>30563971
The competition invites people (AFAIK) not just for being good, but for being good TV entertainment. Duplicates of robots as simple as Tombstone would probably get ignored / blocked from coming on the show. Also, imagine if 2 Tombstones with opposing rotation in their blades hit blade-to-blade; I'm not sure those lexan walls would be strong enough to handle the carnage.
>>30553519
Hypnodisc was the fucking shit man.