>Good afternoon anon, open the door. Due to the recent mass shootings, congress just passed an Assault weapons ban. I'm here to collect any high capacity assault clips and fully automatic military style rifles. Anon? Open the door right now.
SHALL
>>30548662
I sold all my guns and lost the rest in a tragic boating accident
>>30548674
>Congress passes an act to make it a crime to lose firearms
>>30548662
Jokes on you faggot, I don't own any of that, all I got are bolt guns, shotguns and a sks.
Now get off my lawn before you eat 00.
>>30548662
Wait....they sent you? For me...they sent you? Oh god this is sad.
Officer....seriously man. Take this as me doing you a favor: Fuck off and if you have to come back bring the SWAT team and whatever toys they can muster up. They'll need them.
>>30548708
the other guy before you took all my guns. Did he not tell you? i wouldn't trust that guy then. Maybe its you they don't trust though.
>>30548662
>Is there anyone with you?
>Yes! twelve members of the local sheriff's department, here to insist that you comply.
>Step back, take cover behind kitchen counter.
>Release pure Belgian waffle goodness from a namebrand FN Herstal brand waffle maker; at pelvis level straight through the door/walls
They still somehow managed to shoot my dog. Which my aunt was taking care of, in Canada.
>>30548662
G-g-go away
Anon isnt home
I've buried 55 gallon drums full of TATP under my lawn and house. You have 1 minute to leave before I turn the neighborhood into a crater.
>>30548662
>Sorry sir, I am not in possession of any of the aforementioned items
>>30548670
NOT
No hablo ingles.
>>30549611
KEKED
>>30548662
All lost in a terrible boating accident last month.
>>30548662
>High capacity assault clips
>assault clips
This is why I hate gun-grabbers
>>30549422
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shitting myself.
>>30548788
>>30548788
>>30549400
A combination of these
>>30548662
>high capacity assault clips
my biggest clips are for my SKS, and they only load 10 rounds at a time. That's completely legal, Mr Officer.
>fully automatic military style rifles
it's a good thing I don't have any automatic weapons then. Now we've sorted that out, you'd better get going. I hear the hippies down the street have a whole basement full of baby-killing salty rifles, destructive devices, TI-82s, and other assorted problem-solvers.
also:
>implying anyone would come to collect my funs
the cops in my area are bro-tier, they refuse to enforce the SAFE Act and they wouldn't enforce anything federal either.
>>30548662
Sorry sir you have the wrong house, I don't own any fully automatic firearms. The only clips I have are for my SKS, and they're only able to hold 10 rounds - that's a legal amount according to the new laws recently passed.
>>30549636
Maybe they use that word so that in the future when magazines are completely banned and only for law enforcement. they will finally come for the fudds and bolt action rifles that use clips.
>>30549826
>TI-82s, and other assorted problem-solvers.
My sides.
>>30548662
Go away. I'm Jewish.
>>30549636
>proceed to hand them large clips
>keep your magazines
If they ever catch you with your dangerous baby-killer mags you can just claim the police told you it was ok
>>30549938
Sorry mr Kuntzman
>>30549611
INFRINGED!
>>30549937
>Stack On drawer safe made for guns and sheeit is not tall enough for my single revolver with a trigger lock
Heh
>>30548662
>Sorry, I'm a Eurocuck. Ahmed do you have any guns? No ok :)
>>30548662
>I only own 1 gun officer but it's a real hand cannon, perhaps you'd like to come in and see if I'm up to regs? :3
>*Unzips*
Your move ATF
>>30548662
My guns are intimate and essential part of my religious practices. Are you trying to infringe on my freedom of religion?
>>30549996
Have fun getting shot in the dick.
>>30549611
KANGZ
>>30549826
Top kek.
You are so right about the hippies thing. Hippies these days are armed out their collective ass. I have one hippie friend who wants to start a militia in the desert.
>>30548662
I don't own any high capacity assault clips or fully automatic military style rifles, so its all good.
>>30549906
Manual action assault sniper clips.
>Implying they won't just kick down your door, shoot your windows out with breaching rounds, flashbang the shit out of you, the shoot your dog
>>30548662
Congress ?
In my country ?
C'mon
>knocking and announcing
>not just serving a no-knock warrant with a SWAT team
OP please.
>>30548662
https://youtu.be/06t_KP7y8Ao?t=2m8s
>>30548662
well considering that I only own en-bloc clips for my government-issued CMP Garand, and I own no fully automatic rifles I think we're good friendo :^)
>>30549568
this famalam
>>30548662
>implying I don't pretend I'm not home
>implying my dogs didn't alert me to his presence
>implying his cuck mobile made it up my drive way
>implying he made it through the locked gate at the bottom
>Good afternoon anon, open the door. Due to recent terrorist attacks, you're now part of the new General Resident, Occupant and Independent Defense program (GROID). Your militia training starts tomorrow.
What do?
>>30551389
pop a rod so fast I'd probably go blind for a whole minute
>>30551389
Fuck yes! FINALLY!
Going after the niggers first, right sir?
>>30548708
California already did that.
>>30551389
Ave Imperator
>>30549422
>I swear to god I'll kill us all of you fuck with me
>>30548781
SKS has made the list for High capacity Fully automatic assault AR47 baby killing machine gun.
The guy in the dallas shooting used one.
>>30548662
Tell him without opening the door that i'm calling the cops, and if he persists, shoot him through the door.
That's standard procedure for people banging on it and telling me they're going to take my shit.
>>30548781
Sir, tgat SKS is an assault rifle it has a bayonet, has the ability to have extended detachable mags and uses banned russian AK47 ammo.
Also, those snioer rifles are not needed as well and your shotgun causes jagged wounds abd thus is a destructive device and also has no place on our streets.
Also, how many oellets are in your 00 buck? Shot shells with 8 or more pellets is considered high capacity assault magazines.
Sir, prepare to have your home bull dozed
>>30548662
ERROR, LARGE QUANTITIES OF MELANIN DETECTED. ACTIVATING DEFENSES
>>30548788
He tases you and brings you in for not checking your god damn privillage and not respecting his authority.
>>30551431
Are there photos proving this yet?
>>30549624
Sir according to the law passed by Jerry Brown, you failed to report your guns lost in a boating accident within 72 hours, you are comming with us.
>>30549826
10 rounds is illegal in New York and Canada, you are going to jail.
>>30551447
You mean activating self destruct.
>>30551466
>Jerry brown
Kek
>>30548662
Youve got tbe wrong house. All of my magazines are standard 30 round capacity and none of my firearms are fully automatic
>>30551456
no, not really everything is hear say. There is a weird lack of info.
But that is what the media claims.
You must have gotten the wrong adress, dude. All i have is muzzleloaders, lead balls and black powder. None of them babykilling, copmurder salt weapons here. Just good old fashioned black powder stuff
>>30551474
There are ways around it in Canada. If it was "designed for use in a handgun" it's cucked to 10 rounds of the caliber on the mag (you can fit twelve 9mm in a .40SW mag). If it was designed for use in a pump/lever/bolt action it is completely uncucked. How it gets used is irrelevant. Don't know about NY though.
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
>>30550704
What if I don't own a dog? Does the ATF bring me a dog and then shoot it?
>>30549983
Don't need a trigger lock in a safe anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>See SWAT outside
>turn on this shit
>put on robe
>wearing nothing but said robe
>grab AK, shove extra mags in my robe
>team breaks the door
>start mag dumping into the commies
>my erect wang moving violently with the recoil
>I've never been so erect in my life
>Come on motherfuckers, come on
>>30548662
Fortunately for both of us, I am in possession of neither high capacity assault clips nor fully automatic military stile assault rifles.
I would ask for a warrant but I can see you're not going to take that for an answer, so by all means let me open this door for you.
I'll see you boys on TV when you get about.. four houses down. You know who I'm talking about.
I don't own any have a good day (head Inna woods with my war box and bug out bag) such is the life of a cali fag I only have by bolt action lever action and KSG
>>30548662
>mfw this is legitimaly what's going to happen in the EU at the end of the year
Nice try ATF, but I'm a resident of the Democratic People's Republic of Austin.
And, AAAAANYWAYS, I sexually identify as a dog. Ever since I was a xe, I've dreamed of trotting over a backyard dropping hot stinky turds on pristine lawns. People say to me that a xe being a dog is "problematic," and "I’m fucking privileged', but I don’t care, I’m a pupper. I’m having a plastic surgeon install extra paws, a long snout, and a permanent collar on my body. From now on I want ATF to call me “target practice” and respect my right to bark and bury said snout in your crotch. If you can’t accept me you’re a bigot and need to check your privilege. I hope you used a gender neutral bathroom during your stay in the DPRA as the only existing laws here in Austin are letting dogs go anywhere they please with their owners, and the bathrooms.
>>30548662
Er....you mean the guys who kicked in my door, shot my sleeping dog and confiscated everything last night weren't federal agents?
>>30551540
it's because the guy was black and a vet, they have no fucking clue how to spin the dallas shooting.
>>30548662
Go away, 'baitin'.
I only have a bow sir
Que the silent death of a gun confiscator as he searches my home
The next day:
Good afternoon anon, open the door. Due to the recent mass shootings, congress just passed an Assault bows ban. I'm here to collect any high capacity assault quivers and completely silent bows. Anon? Open the door right now.
>>30549568
Que pedo esa seria tu respuesta al chile we ya valiste verga perro
>going to get yo ass deported
>>30551410
Wait really?
Like even if you report them as lost/stolen?
I mean, I know the People's Republic of Commiefornia is fucked up, but there's no way losing private property is a crime.
I've gotten ahead of the gun control curve by only liking revolvers.
>>30551474
10 is legal in NY now. The 7rd limit was overturned.
>>30548662
I'd hate to have that job.
>>30548662
"I want my lawyer"
>>30548806
>They still somehow managed to shoot my dog. Which my aunt was taking care of, in Canada.
Underrated post
Molon Labe!
>>30548662
you have the wrong house
>then let me in to be sure
ok hold on (aims at door)
