If you've downloaded pokemon go and own guns, post like pic related.
I posted this on /v/ yesterday, this morning my buddy found it on r/gaming with my username cut off. Thanks reddit.
>>30533957
Honestly, you shouldn't want pictures of your gun tying back to you, anyway. Reddit did you a favor. Now, repeat after me:
OPSEC
P
S
E
C
>>30533982
Tbqh that wasn't even sarcasm. I don't into reddit anyway, so if someone wants to farm upboats off my pic, more power to them.
>Games uses AR mode
Dammit, the joke writes itself. I wish the server wasn't being raped right now.
>>30533957
Its on facebook already.
>>30534077
>tfw when I'm finally becoming a meme
I did it bros.
>>30533957
>>30534077
It's on tumblr too, my wife showed it to me this morning
>>30534084
Feels weird doesnt it?
Im the guy who posted a picture of a glock 26 shoved into mac and cheese. Its everywhere now.
I've got fucking zubats
>>30535831
Watch out for rabies
>>30534077
>That fucking artifacting
Holy fuck
>>30534084
>>30534101
Yeah, come back to me on that when your face shows up in one.
>>30534084
Kek, I saw one of your pictures on normiebook, too. GG on becoming a meme.
>>30537870
>I'd say border between backyard and woods
>innawoods?
>nip headband and Belgian jigsaw with generic OD pants
>AK with some "choice modification" I'd say airshit based on improper grip, safety glasses for innawoods, I may see what remains of removed orange tip and how his whole loadout could be bought at my local surplus store and ebay for a total of $50
>I am almost certain he knows none of that and that he does must kill though.
What have I become
>>30537927
Oh, I knew what everything was. And don't you dare shit on Pattern 58, that web gear is glorious. Way more comfortable than plate carriers to boot.
Also, that airshit gun wouldn't work right side up, considering it was built by a drunk and high friend at 4 in the morning from spare parts. The flash hider is from a FAL, for one, and it was to cover the inner barrel which came from an M16.
Overkill?
>>30538377
>Do it faggot
Can you play and do cute things with the Pokemans you catch?
>>30538133
I was never shitting on it. Frankly I like it. Yellow may be a little too mustard to be a favorite, but I do like the sharp lines of geometric.
>>30538459
no, unfortunately
>>30538459
All you do is catch them and put them at 'gyms' as a guard. It's not even on par with tamagotchi.
It's a silly novelty to take pictures of Pokemon in precarious situations.
In my example, I would need to go over to the pond across the street to get the water Pokemon in the bottom right. i.e. I would need to go into my neighbor's yard. That Pokemon is forfeit.
>>30534084
Congratulations anon. No one will believe you if it enters true mainstream, but I believe you now. You did well.
>>30538548
you have the disadvantage of living in the middle of nowhere.
It's more fun in the city
What's Pokemon go? Is it free?
>inb4 google it. Go fuck yourself.
>>30538577
yeah its free
>>30538577
Nvm this >>30538548 described it fairly well.
>>30538577
You catch pokemon by traveling around and walking they appear on your camera in realtime
I wish i could actually connect, i wanna threaten a pokemon with my 1911
>>30533957
Like a month ago a Chivalry webm I had made 2 years ago and only posted to /v/ made reddit front page. Internet is fucking weird.
>>30535831
This is the proper way to remove zubat.
>>30538528
It blends in well in Oregon.
Also, Pattern 58 is the web gear, not the jacket. I will say, airshit showed me that web gear is fantastically more comfortable than chest rigs or plate carriers for living in. It draws mags slower, and isn't as OPERAATTORRRR, but if you just need to have the mags nearby and want to be comfy web gear is the shit.
>mfw live down the street from one of those collection point things
feels good man
This is hilarious, how do you even find the pogeymans anyways?
>>30540347
>HONEY I FOUND A JEW HIDING IN THE GUEST ROOM
>CALL THE FUCKING GESTAPO, WE MIGHT HAVE AN INFESTATION
>>30538377
>removing pidgey
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
>>30545029
Walk around irl. Uses google maps and your phones gps.
Spot near me, too bad that Mercedes school has security guards
>>30545090
Did anyone here try to find Pokemon on their friendly LGS?
>inb4 autism
>>30545059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFcvDhGi2A
>>30540347
>>30534077
fucking Rattatas, man.
>>30545148
I caught like 5 of them cock suckers.
I live in Kentucky, not fucking New York City.
>>30533908
Can you look up in the sky for flying Pokémon? Ducks and pheasants are old and busted, I want to go Pidgeotto hunting with my twelvegauge.
>>30545173
Sup fellow Funtuckian. Wherabouts? I'm in Louisville.
>>30545173
Indianapolis, and I'm up to my dick in Rattatas. I havent messed with powering them up or evolving yet, but if I understand it correctly I'm probably going to have the single most powerful Rattata known to man at some point.
Side note. I was on my way home at 430am from work this morning and saw two 400lb neckbeards at the church/pokestop just standing by the sign. The map symbol had hearts all over it, I guess from a lure module. I wanted to make fun of them but in truth that route was out of my way and I only went to get more pokeballs, so I stopped and joined them. It was... weird.
>>30533908
I live in a pokeymans dead zone.
They never show up around me, and I doubt my liberal town would appreciate me pointing my gun at things in public for no reason...
>>30538571
That's true. For now, I'll deal with walking around my office when I'm supposed to be working because I see an Electabuzz is near me.
>this thread
>>30538548
>t's a silly novelty to take pictures of Pokemon in precarious situations.
>>30545090
Just roam around randomly until something appears?
Is there any indication on the map if something's near or do I have to find pokespots near me first for them to be marked?
>>30545562
There are little floaty leaf things. Walk into one and a pokemon should appear.
Or just sit at your desk with the app open. THey will randomly come to you. Sometimes a bunch all at once, and other times you won't see them for a while.
>>30545676
Ok, thanks
>download pokemon go so I can participate in this thread while I wait for my mail
>spend 15 minutes walking around outside
>literally nothing happens
>delete
Well that was gay.
>>30538548
>>30533908
how the fuck do people get pictures like this in their house? Don't you have to actually go out and walk / drive to find pokemon? I left mine on but nothing happened. They only popped up when I started walking / driving to places.
>>30545790
Rarely, a Pokemon'll spawn in your house. Should know, found a fucking Dratini in the toilet. Should have aimed at it for this thread.
>>30545801
how do pokestops work? i went to one but I don't know what i'm supposed to do from there
>>30533957
>I posted this on /v/ yesterday
>not /k/ first
>or /vp/
JUST
>>30533908
>mfw I only own rifles
>>30545790
I used one of those incense things in my apartment while the happening was going on last night, like 6 different ones spawned at me
>>30533908
>tfw not enough hands to take screen shot and I had a charmander in my sights
Who needs to hunt when you got this ;^)!
>>30545820
spin the icon and you get pokeballs and maybe an egg
>>30537870
Hey, you look like that french AVGN guy, whatshisname
>>30545900
You're not trying hard enough
>nobody has posted a picture with their dick pointing at a pokeman in public yet
I'm surprised.
>>30545081
It's happening.
It's okay anon they're a known pest.
>this garbage being posted everywhere
jesus christ fuck off
I can't wait for a week to pass so this stupid fad dies out
>>30545787
You weren't made to catch em all.
>>30545124
>>30545059
I made that exact joke when I sent the picture to my girlfriend.
>>30545173
I live in Mississippi and I've got rattattas and pidgeys up to my knees.
But I got a Pinsir so that's cool.
Living in the middle of nowhere can have its advantages even though my cell network sucks out here.
>>30545148
Tingle
Tingle
Looks
Limpha
Most of what is in Northern Houston, except Rattatas.
All my shit is weak right now.
>>30533908
>can't even login yet
How do you guys get past the server issue?
>>30547027
No.
It hit right when i went to walk my dog.
Fuckin Pidgeotto was out there.
God damn servers.
>>30547037
I can't even sign in. What is this shit?
>>30547071
Well anon, we are using a non official APK against a server meant to handle beta invite traffic only. The APK hit 4chan, then reddit, then facebook.
I dont think gang rape is the correct term anymore.
>>30533908
>if you downloaded Pokemon go and own guns
Does the game only have gen 1? Will we get other generations later? I really fucking want an Aggron.
>>30547148
Gen 1 now, later gens later.
Preferably an actual battle system too.
>>30546895
>northern houston
>not 2 pages worth of makeys
I passed by east side in SA, and it was full of insect pokemon, i kek'd
>>30547255
Ayyy go spurs go familia
So how do you get the super rare pokeymans?
>have to climb the tip of a skyscraper or mountain
>because fuck you
Some one ejaculate on a pokemon
>>30547332
nah
you just have to level up. the higher your level the rarer the pokemon that start showing up.
>>30546017
Jouer du grenier i think
>>30547389
>no special locations for special pokermans
Worthless
Guise how do you get it so the fucking pokeball and arrow aren't on the screen?
>>30547389
is there only one mew and mew two and you have to be the first to get them?
>>30547417
do it with one that isnt the starter
>>30547416
i agree
>>30547435
fuck if i know, that'd be cool tho
>>30547416
no you find different pokemon in different geographical areas like there's water types by water
>>30547435
There's 5,000 of every "1 available" pokemon. 1 would be too fucked up, but 5,000 keeps the rarity. However, running into these is basically 1/50,000 anyway.
>>30547502
But that's not interesting.
>>30547541
no you're just boring
>>30547550
>want cool things
>i am somehow boring
>>30547563
>wants cool things
>gets cool things
>is not satisfied
boring
>>30547593
I don't see cool things other than my reflection.
>installed pokemon go
>tfw Droid RAZR M can't run it
A Charmeleon showed up outside and I was freaking out too much to grab a gun. Fucker took 3 balls to catch.
>>30545321
(you)
>>30537385
That surprises you? Facebook's picture compression eats an entire bag of dicks.
>>30547767
Kek
>>30533957
>rattata?
>meet rat-a-tat-tat
>>30545787
That a BHP?
How long before some kid falls off a roof while trying to catch a pidgey?
>>30547454
Gotcha. Thanks, anon.
>>30548731
The dangers of being a pokemon trainer.
Goddamn servers have been down all day. I hope they pick back up by tonight, me and the wife had waaaayyyy too much fun roaming around outside with her 13 year old brother trying to find an Evee.
This might be my new innawoods game to be honest familam.
>>30547454
I didn't even get that with my starter. I was poking my screen like a retard for two minutes
>>30548731
I want this to be on the morning news soooo bad you don't even know anon
>>30533957 here, looks like the ride is over, I've spread to buzzfeed.
>>30533982
> going to /vp/
Maybe if I wanted to do some furry roleplay
>>30549499
>innawoods
>pull out DS
>play pokemon
>wandering around
>A WILD MEWTWO APPEARS
I honestly expected Pokemon go to release on the 3DS. Kinda disappointed. Plus i can't seem to find any Pokemens in my area besides a Squirtle named Pikachu.
How the fuck are you guys finding them in your house? Are you using incense?
>>30550132
Literally just laying on the couch watching the morning new while drinking some water.
>>30545173
Eku fag?
>hop down from bus
>find Vileplume
>get home
>wild Squirtle hanging out in front of my neighbour's house
This game is pretty rad
>>30550394
>take a shit
>tentacool in the shower
I agree
>mfw my phone doesn't have a gyro so I can't use AR
Fucking magikarp
>>30550457
you gon' get splashed
>>30534084
congrats!
i tried dling to my phone but it doesnt even show up in the play market when i search it. i have 4.4.4 kit kat, and the website says thats the minimum.....
i wanna pokemon so bad, but i cants
>>30533957
Yeah, saw that. The dude went on and on in different posts about how it was his picture, boasting about how he did it first, and claiming it's an S&W, then as someone calls him out it changes to "my buddy sent it to me".
>>30550601
Not released in Europe yet
>>30550457
what even is that gun
>>30533908
Anyone get anything rare yet? Found a Pinser just now and got it but I missed a Snorlax
>>30550601
Don't get your hopes up. Have you read what the game is yet? It's absolutely nothing like the real Pokemon games.
There are no battles apart from "gym" battles, which only happen at certain times at certain locations, and they're dictated by a pokemon's "power rating" and a swipe/click minigame instead of the traditional battles. Also catching pokemon consists solely of throwing a ball at it.
There's very, very little to do. The whole draw seems to be "look a vidya pokemon on IRL grass". You're not going to be running around battling pokemon and leveling them up, if that's what you think.
>>30550709
>what even is that gun
pistolet Tokareva
>>30550607
What a shit
>>30538377
Little yellow birdie..
>>30550607
Reddit incarnate. It's all about fucking fake internet street cred to them.
>>30533957
hi patrick
>>30547132
Shit, man. I play that with patients loaded.
>>30550427
>those eyes
Artist Source?
>>30550907
Not sure what artist or doujin, but the character is hotaru shidare from dagashi kashi
>>30551365
I thought that's who she was. Time to do some digging.
>>30551373
If you find the actual source on that image, translated or not, please post it.
I looked reasonably hard when I first saw it but failed and quit.
>>30551390
Found it.
Here's the full page and link to doujin. Looks like its only in japanese currently.
http://g.e-hentai . org/g/892181/bfb68b7dd5/
>>30551469
Ah, much appreciated anon!
I only had the two that I posted, I didn't realize they were part of the same doujin.
>>30551508
no problem. love that cap btw.
>>30551517
Here's the original. :)
>>30551545
Yeah. I saw it among the examples when I was looking at more. I know something else I'm gonna start putting money aside to order, now.
>>30551469
english version
http://exhentai.org/g/921298/b58fa49732/
(C89) [Pochi-Goya. (Pochi.)] Otona no Dagashi 3 (Dagashi Kashi) [English] [N04h]
>>30551582
Oh shit, hello fap material.
so in other words some iphone app maker stole the n64 game pokemon snap? is nintendo getting royalties? oh yeah pokemon is stupid and you kids are gay
>>30551602
>pokemon snap
>this game being anything like Pokemon snap
You're a faggot who never played pokemon snap
>>30551608
Ignore the fag. He's one of those big boys who don't like it when other kids are in his sand box.
>>30551608
im gonna sue them on behalf of pokemon trademark to shut them down
>>30551637
go for it
not everybody has the money for frivolous law suits that will get thrown out easily
>>30551652
pokemon is dumb, dont do it
>>30546895
GODDAMMIT I GOT THE SAME SHIT AND I'M IN PLANO.
Someone found a dead body in a river on the first day
I'll give it a week until someone dies and this gets banned
>>30546895
>>30551749
So far so good for me but I missed that Snorlax I really wanted.
I think its safe to assume stuff like ratatta, ekans, pidgey are going to be very common.
>>30551811
>ekans
I've only caught 2 and evolved 4 ratattas i caught so many.
>only just now realized I already had an egg
Fuck
>>30551763
people who like pokemon tend to be ditzy or naive millenial retards, so im sure before a week is over there will be reports of people who walked off a cliff or bridge trying to catch their faggotry
>>30551763
>Nice, theres one by the river!
>"Wild Golduck appears"
>*look around*
>its standing over a corpse
I imagine someone finding some legendary bird by a crackhouse or something.
>>30551855
it makes me laugh that 2 years ago everyone complained about boomers and now all the underage fags complain about millenials
>>30551870
There's a moltres in that burning house.
>>30533957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIUd3qfHAzI
so they're getting brazen enough to come out of the cupboard now.
>>30551855
Some mexican kid already walked off a bridge
>>30551870
I want to find one in the back of my ambulance while I'm carrying a post-code vent patient or something.
>>30551898
Fuckin jews with their annoying frequency and shit stats
>>30546895 this anon here, got some more Pokémon. Why the fuck is there Doduo at the mall?
>>30551881
im not a millenial im gen x, so ill talk shit about you retards all i want. i was the last generation that grew up without computers and iphones, i think the new generation these days are developmentally challenged because they never had to read or calculate things for themselves. never had to figure something out or learn it on your own, just follow a youtube video or google result. great resources but i think theyve taken a toll on human intellect in new generations
>>30551946
Your contributions to this thread are greatly appreciated. You are touching hearts and changing minds with your posts. You are doing a great job.
>>30552008
lol
>>30545124
I never get tired of this video.
Are there more like it? Does anyone know the sauce?
>>30548622
I was wondering the same thing. I thought it was a CZ-75 for a second then my eyesight kicked in and I saw the slide was taller.
There's a fuckin pidgey in my house
Goddamn it. Im going to have to explain to my boss about an increase in autists. There's three pokestops and a gym where i work
>>30553272
I went to get pizza a few hours ago and there were three gyms and three stops outside. Fuckin' Hungry Howie's is the pokecapital of my town.
>>30553272
>gym
What badge?
>>30533908
I wish i could, but my phone can't do the augmented reality
I can play still, but only if i turn AR off
How the fuck are you people doing screenshots without being 3 armed mutants
>>30553352
>play until you encounter a pokemon
>hold phone in one hand
>hold gun in other
>align camera
>take picture
It's not hard.
>>30553379
Can you take screenshots with less than 2 hands on Android phones?
>>30553411
There's an in game screenshot button, should have actually played the game before shitposting lel
http://www.cartelpress.com/pokemon-go-major-highway-accident-man-stops-middle-highway-catch-pikachu/
>>30534101
I'm glad you did.
>>30549927
I have no idea why you replied to me but I'm not interested in furry roleplaying with you.
>>30551914
>you catch the Magnemite
>electrical equipment all shuts down at once
Wat du?
>>30534101
I didnt know of your meme but i have this in my webm foldier.
kek
INSURGENT CORNERED!!!
>>30554358
>>30554441
>>30554472
>this took 8 minutes to accomplish
more like 25 if you count taking pic etc
>>30533908
Get the fuck outta my house!
The stupid thing can't even identify my orientation so I can't even catch the tutorial shitter.
>>30550607
what a little turd
>>30535831
What about them
>>30551390
>breakfast
>bath
>or me
Why not all three or any two at the same time?
>>30551390
>breakfast, bath, or me
>wanting stinky, hungry, morning breath sex
Why
>>30555865
Becuase I don't like soggy waffles
>>30545970
>bump fire
you're just gonna hurt your head, you could've at least designed it with a spring loaded firing pin.
>>30555935
You don't like breast milk on your waffles? Wtf
>>30533908
only one way to take care of the trash.
>>30555997
RIP Rattata, the cameraman, the RPG guy, and the room
Saw this thread, had to take a shit and saw this.
Fucking Pokémon won't even let a man shit in peace.
>>30556057
>no step on snek
>>30556048
Why is this a place?
>>30556099
Why are you in a playground at 10pm?
>>30556123
10 am actually
>>30556154
Okay, a lot less creepy. On the point of placement for shit though, I'm a little pissed there isn't a gym at the local gym.
>>30556180
Not the other kommando, but the gyms are in fucking bizarre places in my area. It almost seems that people tasked in placing them just got lazy as fuck.
>camera doesnt have a gyro
>Cant do live shots with pokeymans
fucking end it all
>>30556123
CATCHIN POKEMANS
>>30546524
>guys please stop having a good time for one fucking second
>>30533957
You either die an anon, or live long enough to become a mem
>>30546489
Just wait. I gave it like 3-4 hours before some chucklefuck did it and wasn't left hanging. The idiot from down the hall in my dorm downloaded it, too said pic and Snap chatted it to everyone he knew describing how "Nidoran was gonna get lucky."
>just...just stop the planet...I want off.
>people posting these weak ass crews
Step it up faggots.
>Mfw I've been stuck in a hotel for two days only playing this
Just think of the rabbits, lenny
>>30533908
If I could figure out a way to get the AR feature working. Pokemon Go doesn't like accelerometers . . .
>>30551469
Looks like Deadpool proposed to Hotaru.
So is this gonna be a regular thing now?
>>30555997
Where is everyone getting RPGs from ?
>>30534077
i saw it all over facebook.
yes normie.
>>30555909
Morning sex should start out as spooning and end up as doggy.
>>30553891
Fucking worth it.
>>30538548
looks like you live in bumfuck nowhere mate
I tried to tell him Czechnology only works on ghost types
>>30551946
What if I told you that the exact post you just made was uttered in some form by every generation since the dawn of man?
>Kids these days have rotten brains because of those dang calculators
>>30557989
>Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it
t. Orwell
>>30557989
>dawn of man
just stop
that saying became popular in the last 30 years you dumb beat nick
Fucking venonat infestation
>>30546895
W-what's the CP button do?
>>30558153
Also inexplicably pidgeys in my bathroom
>>30558159
>Japanese game
What do you think it does?
>>30557456
[spoiler]Gamestop[/spoiler]
>>30556076
Sheeeeeeeit
Get off my bed or I'm taking you to the glue factory you little shit.
>>30553411
gee wiz i dunno, maybe hold your phone with 4 of those longer skinny fingers. And then with the shorter opposable fat finger (AKA THUMB) you press the camera button? That free's up your entire other hand to... you guessed it - hold your gun!
Don't forget to breath.
