Party like it's 1989
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>be me
>little direction in life
>go to "army career center" by school
>3 recruiters jump on my dick
>notready.gif
>one suggests i watch a video before leaving
>k
>its 80s as fuck
>patriotism boner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsEDQ63Ox2g
link related
>>30524043
Made it to 12 second mark before laughing. It took less than 15 seconds to be exactly what OP said it would be.
Why are old army commercials so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRYg70HHkQs
>>30524043
Fucking love that 80s shit.
>>30524043
fucking hell it's exactly what i pictured when i thought "80s army commercial"
>>30524043
what is with the posters in the background of this image? Is this supposed to be a school shooter? What does MGS and GitS have to do with school shooters?
Check out this one from my home country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g479wtPBCW0
I got to 1:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRe2yR2E-IU
Village people tier
>>30524043
kek did john mellencamp direct this
>>30524691
Nothing but memes. No meaning.
>>30524043
>that America is gone and will never exist again
>>30524043
>the 80's are over forever
hold me
80's thread?
80's thread.
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8
>>30525217
>TFW you'll never sell cocaine in 1980s Miami
>Hawaiian shirts will never be in style
>you'll never shoot rival gangs with a mac10
>you'll never jam Springsteen on the radio
>you'll never wear letterman jackets in your 30s
>you'll never have factories in your town
>you'll never have a feeling of actually being an American
>I just live in America
>I don't get to live as America
>where is my River god damnit
Why even live
mfw they actually advertise for burgers in the first video
>>30525348
>Hawaiian shirts will never be in style
Fuck that. They will always be in style.
just got myself a car from 89 dude
FREEDOM AIN'T FREE
1980s
>senior in HS
>marry your HS sweetheart right after you graduate
>have some kids while working at some factory making enough to get by
>wife does some reception work
>you want a better future for your 3 kids
>join the army
>lots of extra cash now
>stay fit as fuck
>wife stays home with the kids, raises them right
>she stays faithful, you do your time and get out
>grow old and proud of your accomplishments
>kids all go to uni when they grow up, tons of scholarships and awards
>one becomes a doctor, ones and engineer, one gets an MBA and becomes a CFO for some international sex toy manufacturer
>die happy
2010s
>get out of HS, still a virgin
>no money for college, parents never saved a penny, all the roody-poos with 1.0s got full rides to various places around the country
>decide to join the army because you're fucked without a degree anyway
>work your ass off, meet a cute girl during a weekend break
>marry her since you'll be shipping out to Afghanistan for some bullshit Obama thing
>get your balls blown off by some camel fucking raghead and you can't even shoot back because Obama banned bullets in the sandbox
>gone for 12 months, come back
>wife popped out a brown baby and gained 100 lbs
>turns out she was seeing the porch monkey from off-base
>can't divorce her without getting more fucked
>forced to live in a shitty house with a fat wife and a kid that's not even yours
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>30525618
No one is willing to pay the price anymore.
https://youtu.be/BVkTmnJkAN8
>>30525618
Murder is a thing, anon.
>>30525618
Don't marry some dumb bitch on leave and your nads will (probably) be fine because we have mraps now not humvees
Problem solved
Actually YES, freedom is free. Everything most important to us is free. God, family, friends, etc.
Farmers pay god nothing for taking advantage of his creations.
Enslavement, on the other hand, is ludicrously laborious and pricey. You have to feed, house, educate, etc. One man simply can't do this. One system can't do this. One nation has difficulty taking care of its own citizens, even the ones it says come first- see the stories about the VA and veterans.
So I'm not having that shit.
Freedom is free.
And rebuilding nations you destroy is slavery. Reparations are slavery.
>>30524043
It's actually showing men screwing soldier's wives while they are deployed. Looks pretty accurate.
>>30525835
thinking MRAPs solved more problems than they created
>keep on cucking
;_;
>>30524043
Shorter version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8Qupc4PnQ
>>30524043
>born i the 90's
>somehow i miss a decade i never lived in
fuckin 80's man
>>30525217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_6Kr5e2dYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1awxNDK1w0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25m4P72FK6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKmAuhlREc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
You can go much more 80's than that, my friend
>>30525348
Wear them ironically for the 80s cop aesthetic and don't give a fuck.
>>30525217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XajrmZScjg
Not authentic 80s but I don't care.
