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>this triggers the eternal burger
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>this triggers the eternal burger
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>>30492572
>Krauts still triggered
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Don't you know that /k/ wanks over the MG42?
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>>30492572
Why would it trigger us?
It's an exceptional BRRRRRT machine while being aesthetically pleasing
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>>30492589
Fuck off, Happy Meal. This is hereby a thread for nations who didn't show up at the last fucking minute.
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>>30492639
Oh shit nigger.
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>>30492650
>he thinks that rapid-fire AT rifle is a machine gun
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>this triggers the sauerkraut
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triggers my eternal want
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>>30492626
ok, have fun in your thread for nations who start shit and get fucking wrecked for it
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>>30492626
>last minute
>>implying we didn't make it the last minute
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>>30492679
>Serbia
>Japan
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>>30492626
Okay loser
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>>30492689
>Schlieffen Plan
>Fall Gelb & Fall Blau
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>>30492572
MG 34 is better
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*has to change barrel*
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>>30492572
>nazis made the fastest firing single barrel MG ever made
>nazis made the first succesful assault rifle
>still lost
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>>30492572
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>>30492626
Cry more, loser.
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand, may the ping lighten your loads, and fell many foes.
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Fired the MG3, fucking jams if you dont oil it properly. Also had a tendency to get fucked up easily, like the lid mechanism getting fucked, double feeding, not ejecting properly, wooden hollow ish stock etc.

Also, the weapon is designed for 2 men to use, so always had a buttbuddy right beside you who didnt do shit.
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MG34 > MG42
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>>30493471
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>>30492572
Das a nice Spandau
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deutsche kinder mit amerikanisch flugzeug
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand
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>>30493221
oh noes
no trigger discipline
damn you john c garand
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>>30493221
thank you based garand
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>>30492626
>didn't do shit in the pacific
>assblasted that we took an entire theater with nothing but some Australians and pissed off locals to back us up and STILL came to help your asses at Normandy and more
>pissed that the war ended shortly after we decided to join because we seriously fucked up the axis in Italy, France, and the pacific
Get fucked, sconehead.
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>this triggers the kraut
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>this triggers the Fuhrer
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>>30492687
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand
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>>30495046
>>30495045
>>30495027

KRAUTS FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>30493221
Thank You Based Garand
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>>30495027
Holy shit that's real.
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While I do think the MG42 was pretty cool there is a reason everyone, including the Germans after the war, modified it to have a lower rate of fire. That much BRRRT against people is kinda wasteful.
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>This spooks krauts
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand. I promise to make you my next long gun purchase.
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30492626
>loooooser
>loooooser

>you still speak English
>you're welcome
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>>30494764
*flugzeuge
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>>30495434
Wrong.
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>this triggers the eternal habsburg
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>>30492572
more like boners the eternal burger
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>>30494802
Im digging up a source right now, but that picture was taken by a news guy who stepped in FRONT of Garand while he was demonstrating his rifle in a SAFE FUCKING RANGE AREA, built SPECIFICALLY so this motherfucker could test his gun(s).

Unsurprisingly, Garand was pissed, and one reporter (Im gonna find that fucking source, just give me a sec) CLAIMS that Garand said something along the lines of (and this was after yelling at the reporter and informing him of common range practices before dismissing him from the grounds for the day) that if he did it again, Garand would "sneeze at the exact moment of fire" and couldnt exactly guarantee his bullet would travel in a straight line.
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>>30493221
Thanks Canada, and thanks based garand
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>>30492639
>the big dick double dakka kebab removah
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>>30493003
>Assaulted on all sides, fucked up in Stalingrad, losing the east and because Hitler was literally the wurst military leader, falling for Patton's trap and not moving all those fucking troop to the Normandy beaches.

Let's not forget the holocaust was his biggest failure, even if it did get rid of penny pinchers, he could of used the troops and the railways and the materials, hell, he could of just used them as disposable infantry, equivalent to the average Soviet infantry man. Yes, they lost to burgers, and bongs, and chiki briki ass vodka chugging cosmoline eating bear fighting nugget welding Russians. Fuck
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>>30493221

Thank you based garand
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>>30492572
ahh yes, the stg44, stalins chainsaw, heck of a sniper rifle
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>>30492572
That's a nice Spandau.

Shame if something were to HapBren to it.
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>>30495690
Patton never laid a trap. In fact he was pissed that he had been stationed as the head of a "Ghost Army" and was more or less sitting on his ass all day doing desk work.

The Army saw a twofold bonus; one, he couldn't walk around bitch smacking PTSD soldiers, and two, he could be used for political meetings (discreetly, too much would alert the Germans that he had too much time for politics and was not actually leading a fucking Army)

Patton never laid a trap, the US Government set up a facade that Hitler (and staff) fell for hook line and sinker.

However, it was a well motherfucking set up fake army.

Also your insinuation that not putting the jews in a camp after 7 years of hardcore discrimination would make them want to fight loyally for Hitler is insane, the second the Jews were behind American lines they would have either fled to EU/Murica or joined up with one of the Allied forces to help the fight.

Please stop spreading blatant and false information on this board; you're only hurting the younger guys who read this shit and just believe it without finding a source.
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>>30492572
>this triggers the eternal clanker
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>>30493221
Thankyou, based Garand
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>>30495754
Jesus Mary and Joseph...
I really hope that's not meant to be even CLOSE to an accurate historical representation (besides the general shape, obviously)
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>>30495027
Its real.
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand.
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>>30495791
it's a laser blaster u dolt
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>>30495791
>nigger doesn't even get the star wars references
>the picture literally is called DLT-19
>the picture has a blasters section

Open your eyes, bruv.
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>>30495816
>>30495814
Yeah you guys got me. I glanced for a sec and was just like "wtf" and posted.

I was never a faggot a lonely NEET-in-Training as a kid, so excuse me if I know nothing of Star Wars or Star Trek or... sci fi or TV in general...

I was outside doing things. Playing cowboys and Indians. "Relocating" my neighbor's cat. Making fake bombs to put in my neighborhoods mailboxes so when they opened them all you would see is the string and then hear a really loud POP.

Was a different generation. Fake mailbox bombs nowadays would probably get a three letter agency involved really goddamn fast.
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>>30495857
jesus christ shut the fuck up please
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>>30495857
>I was never a faggot a lonely NEET-in-Training

I highly doubt this. Especially seeing as how popular of an IP Star Wars is. You probably are out of the loop when it comes to the interests of popular culture today.

I'm from a recent generation where literally all of us have had it pushed in our faces our whole lives, but definitely didn't grow up a 'NEET-in-Training'. We grew up with lightsaber battles, nerf wars, and airsoft battles.

I have to agree with you that the world has become pussified, and that making fake bombs is something I missed out on.
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>>30495741
I think his argument was more that the camps tied up troops and infrastructure, not that they could've press-ganged those jews into service (which they did anyway, but to make war materiel).
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>>30495857
>merely pretending
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>>30495516
day jus lookin at de ones doe, homie
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>>30495027
>>30495045
>>30495046
Fuckin America!
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>>30495857
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>>30492639
How do you change the barrels?
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>>30493221
>Thank you based garand
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>>30492626
>US shows up
>"at the last second"

If it wasn't for them there wouldn't have been a last second, you mong.
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>>30495027
Fucking awful.

I don't think the allies were the good guys.
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>>30493221
Thank You Based Garand
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>>30496605
Too bad. Because we won and we can write the history books however we want, you genocidal maniacs.
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>>30496605
>Fucking awful.
What is? I can't see shit in that picture.
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>>30492626
It's better to show up to the party late and be the life of it then be the drunk Polka rapist being an asshole to everyone, then being promptly beaten by a fat American, a Rus, and then a Brit dumping tea on your crotch.

But hey! Don't feel bad. You only lost TWO MAJOR WARS.
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>>30496633
You're the scum of the earth. you deserve nothing but what comes to you when America dies.

protip: it's dying right now
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>>30496708
And what piss stain of a country might you be from, my angry friend?
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>>30492639
I'm afraid to ask where the casings go...
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Wehraboos on suicide watch

confiscate their PPK's
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>>30496775
Out of the front, with the bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet!
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>>30496802

They fucking should be.

The only time Germany ever deserves a modicum of respect is from their service in WW1.

>inb4 being attacked for this opinion.
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>>30495027
>Americans
>the good guys


They fought purely for ecomic interest, starved millions of civilians on purpose, starved millions of pows on purpose, and generally fucked shit up.

They also doomed europe so there's that
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>>30496803
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>>30492687
No, you didn't. The real fighting had already been done.
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>>30496865
Found the Kraut. How's that one world puppet government Fourth Reich coming along, Hans?
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>>30495027
German women became prostitutes for food, the Americans took all the farms over to "supply soldiers" and rationed about 1400 Calories a day to civilians. Which was often not met.

Almost all of the elderly died in the years following occupation, and death among children was massive.

This is ignoring all the less notable pillaging raping and murdering Americans did
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>>30496865
Europe doomed Europe by being Europe.
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30495027
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>ITT: Butthurt Wehraboos claiming war crimes because they lost the war
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>>30495857
thanks, I'm going to use this next time someone talks to me about star wars
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>>30493221
>Burgers died in the hundreds of thousands for this
>They still believe they "won"

sad
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>>30497001
We're not all stormfags you kraut fuck, some of us still believe in an America where we can all get along based on American values and not race or religion. Our cultural past has made that more difficult but I believe everyone can achieve that in due time.
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>>30492626

>Dec 1941
>Last minute

Look if you'd done anything against the Germans other than letting them push your shit in for 2 years before we arrived then maybe you'd have some room to talk; but the fact of the matter is that unless you're Russian you accomplished jack shit against the Nazis without America dragging you behind us.

If you're Russian I'll listen to your trash talk because Russia paid for their victory against the Nazis with 20 million dead; but if you're English, French, Canadian or anything else you need to shut the fuck up.
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand
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>>30497047
None of the Mexicans or negroes care about those values. If you're a whiteboi you have dark times coming. They wont let you keep any of your shit. Look at South Africa. A small taste of what you have coming.
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30497070

Black population isn't growing.

The growth in non whites is all hispanics and honestly I don't mind Mexicans all that much.
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>>30496775
you do know where it ejects from, right?
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>>30497001
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>>30497070
>none of the Mexicans
Kill yourself you know nothing bastard, the neighborhood I live in is a traditionally immigrant area and almost everyone surrounding me is a hard-working, second generation Mexican who feels humbled by the opportunities they have here.
>blacks
It'll take time to deprogram a community coddled by Democrats and led to believe they can't achieve success on their own. You're stupid and your whole argument is garbage.
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>>30497086
Thats what he's fucking asking
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30497090
Just take a look at who they always vote for :) Look forward to the Democrats dominating your politics completely. Forget buying any new guns. Prepare yourself for massive wealth redistribution schemes, and racial quotas for everything imaginable. Kiss that free speech good bye as well.
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>>30497089
Both of those people are Russians. What's your point white boi?
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30495857
nigga you're so fucking retarded i can't even
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>>30497139
>literally ignoring the point for the sake of playing the race card
You sound like a Democrat. No surprise from a 4th reich europoor like yourself, though. Mexican immigrants are largely family-oriented and hyper-Christian, once the average stormfag gets over their penny-ante bullshit en masse you'll see the pendulum swing conservative like never before. Keep pretending you have salient points, though.

Pic related, the average German literal shitposter.
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>>30497228
My country is far richer than yours and is 95% white. Go prep the bull, white boi. Keep those delusions up :)
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>>30495857
don't ever post on this board again
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>>30497248
>still ignoring the point and pointing out demographics without context
You should really follow your leader and kill yourself, Hans. Emoticons don't make your argument more valid.
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>>30497256
What's the context you're missing here? Please explain. It's pretty obvious why Mexicans would vote democrat. Millions of their countrymen live illegally in the US and they want to give them amnesty. Most Mexicans in America are loyal to their hispanic brethren. Not white bois like you.
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>>30497265
>says the foreigner without any connection to or experience with Mexican-Americans
Please explain why your opinions should be taken as fact again? You're really full of shit, maybe you need to release on a German woman so you can get a clear head and keep your delusions in check.
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>>30497256
What "context" can there be about the US being a 60% white country
thats BEFORE you count the millions of illegals whom hillary will legalize
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>>30497272
I just showed you statistical facts supporting my argument though. Mexicans vote democrat by a large margin. Democrats will increase immigration from Mexico and the rest of the hispanic world and give illegals amnesty. Mexicans WILL take control of the country. They will be much poorer than white people and they will almost certainly redistribute wealth and enact quota systems that discriminate against white people. These poorer hispanics don't have the same values as the "original" white population.
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>>30496898
Stay mad Fritz
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>>30497297
>implying Shillary will win
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>>30495027
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>>30492626
And yet we're the ones with bases in Germany
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>>30497316
It certainly seems like she will win at the moment. We obviously can't know for sure but the odds are in her favour.
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>>30497070
You realize the black population hasn't (and doesn't) grow much more than 1 percentage point in the US right?

Those muslims in Europe though... well that's a different story
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>>30497330
But you can't stump the Trump, right? Right...?
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>>30496826
your opinions are shit
they don't matter
you are shit
you don't matter

commit suicide as soon as possible.
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>>30497342
I never said they were growing. They're still a significant minority along with hispanics.
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>>30497343
We can only hope.
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>>30497350
>13%
>significant
Wew lad, math
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30497356
Far higher than the amount of muslims in Europe. They also cause FAR more problems than muslims. And 13% is significant if you look at countries around the world and their respective minorities.
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>>30497364
>They also cause FAR more problems than muslims.
Really? Wasn't aware Mexicans were suicide bombing train stations and shit. I'm pretty sure Paco can't even figure out how to make an IED.
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>>30497372
We were talking about negroes -_-. They do less terrorism, sure. They do way more of literally every other type of crime.
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>>30497380
At least we live in a country where we can defend ourselves. Well most of us do, anyway.
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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Hey, Germany. Go point towards Mecca and suck on Mohammed's big fat Caliphate, you spineless losers. It's America Day. Bow down and pay respect your fucking liberators.
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>>30497392
I live in a country where I don't need to defend myself because it's not full of niggers and cholos. I can still defend myself if I need to though. It's not illegal to own guns here, but not as easy as America. That might change soon with Hillary though.
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>>30497407
>implying Hillary will even make a difference
Remember 8 years ago when people were freaking out because Obama was going to make guns illegal? Remember 8 years ago when people were forgetting what Checks and Balances was? Probably not, considering your from a country that hates freedom.
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>>30495857

look at all this mad, look at it and laugh
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>>30497416
If the Democrats get control of congress, Hillary will almost certainly enact much stricter gun control. Maybe they won't and you'll be safe... for now.
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>>30497433
This is literally the same shit people were saying 8 years ago. In fact, gun laws have actually loosened up in some states since then.
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>>30497440
That's why I said IF the Democrats control Congress. Obama never did.
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>>30497447
And they won't. Besides, I'm fairly confident that the legions of fat, inbred rednecks will gladly throw their lives away to fight the evil democrats.
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>>30496803
Cave pls
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>>30497447
>>30497440
>>30497433
>people not realizing that the next president will likely get to seat 4 justices
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>>30497457
How many justices can a President seat during a single term?
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>>30497461
I think it's unlimited. Next pres will be able to do this because all the judges are about to die.
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>>30497467
>>30497457
Something to remember about the Judicial branch is that they only have a say in matters that are brought to them.
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30497481
Do you seriously believe that someone motivated to get some gun shit in front of a court that has an agenda will really find difficulty in doing it?
>>30497461
Pres is just limited by the number of openings...has to get them past Senate though (I think, might be House)
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>>30497490
Fair enough. But it's a process that takes a while. So that gives time to panic buy as much shit as possible.
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>>30495516
>deutsche kinder mit amerikanisch flugzeuge

deutsche kinder mit amerikanischEN flugzeugeN

t. Herrenrasse
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>>30493221
THANK U BASEF GARAND
NDJSBDJPLSCANIHAVEAPINGER
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>>30495027
>Morons in this thread thinking a thumb is a penis.
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>Krauts in this thread trying to say the Americans are the bad guys after they attempt genocide
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>ITT Krauts badmouthing their American cousins
Klaus, just because your grandma got left in the gutter like the used whore she is by P-pop after he had his fun, doesn't mean you should say mean things. Now apologize like you do to Abdul when he says you didn't clean yourself out properly.
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>>30497248

Which one? Norway? Luxembourg?

Some countries are big enough that a single oil field or tax haven isn't big enough to raise the GDP/capita by $20,000.
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Until Rommel crosses the Potomac with an army and urinates in it, I consider the Krauts BTFO.
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>>30496898
US and Britain gave Germany tons of food aid IRL.
Your headcanon isn't without its redeeming qualities though, it's far more interesting and would have been the more just solution to Europe's food crisis.
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>>30497322
Germany has based in the US.
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>>30497832
Where?
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>>30492572
I shot with the MG72 when I was inthe Austrian army. I heard it pretty much feels the same, as it is pretty much the same weapon, just with a wooden handle.
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>>30497832

The German military do not have bases in the US.

The burden of proof is upon you, friendo.
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>>30497837
>>30497849
Virginia...
German Armed Forces Command, United States and Canada (GEFORCOM USA/CAN)
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>>30497837
There's a LW installation near Dulles airport. That's one I can think off. I know there's a few more, and they station their aircraft and personnel in one USAF base.
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>>30497825
>Rommel get word of this
>he steps out from his Kentucky home onto his porch side
>leans onto his Kane with both hands
>Grandkids playing in the yard
>sun shining fierce
>"if but only 1 person thought it victory, then so be it victory."
>hobbles back inside
>dons his old war uniform
>"gather the men. We have much work to do if we are to cross the Potomac."
>his trusted Lieutenant runs out and hops on his bike with side car and mounted 42.
>and so begins the long term
>he hobbles outside on his Kane
>looks his tank over, as if to inspect it
>but really to remember the good times killing Potato farmers and Brits alike
>the Lieutenant whizzes back into the compound with a letter
>"so be it, sir."
>he gets atop his tank
>and sits down for the first time in ages
>"what a feeling it is" he thinks
>"to be back in the saddle"
>just then, his eldest son, Markus walks out from the house with his wife, Clara
>"do you think we should tell him again?"
>"No. I think it helps him if we don't tell him he lost."
>and so began the trek of Rommel's last effort to claim victory for the Füher.
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>>30496898
this was for cigarettes
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>>30497311
got so bored of dying started playing solitaire
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>>30493221

thank you based garand
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>>30495027
S-sauce?
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>>30497832
You have cucksheds on American bases you mean
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>>30493221
thank you based garand
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>>30492572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtxG4DkBizE
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>>30498045
Definitely propaganda but kek the krautshit butthurt in the comments section
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>>30498060
Well there is a point in it - lower RoF makes recoil more manageable so it's logical that American MG's were more accurate.

It's one of the reasons why MG34 in the later parts of war was more often used on tripod and in vehicles as well(other than that there's a question of barrel replacement being easier in cramped spaces) - lower RoF and semi-auto ability made it better for that use.
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>>30492572
is that a spandau?
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>people in /k/ actually believe in the 6 gorillion meme
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>>30498098
>believing
>playing along
It's like you don't understand the internet.
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>>30497886

You do know that Rommel was executed for plotting to assassinate Hitler right?
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>>30498331
Rommel wasn't part of the plot.
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>>30495857
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>>30498422

He knew about it, gave it his backing and was going to help secure the loyalty of the military to the new government after der Fuhrer was kaput.

I'd say he was part of it and Hitler certainly must have thought he was considering the fact that he had his best General executed.
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>>30498494
He knew about it and specifically refused to take part in it.
That's all we know about what he did.

>his best General executed
Which one are you talking about, Guderian, Kesselring, Model...?
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>>30492626

>war started in 1939
>US enters war in December of 1941
>War ends 1945

Bitch that's just about 3 years of fighting. Soviets didn't enter until 1941 too.
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>>30492668
Did the US order too many 50 cals in WWI and that's why they had so many left to cram on to everything in WWII?
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>>30492572
>some star wars gun triggers people

how?
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I was just thinking about how the vast majority of my favorite guns come from other countries. Guns truly bring the world together.
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>>30498504

I'd say the fact that Rommel didn't inform anyone is a pretty clear indicator that he wanted them to succeed and realized he was more useful as a prominent figure backing peace than as an assassin.

>Which one are you talking about, Guderian, Kesselring, Model...?

Its true Hitler had some good Generals. Maybe if he'd listened to them they wouldn't have been conquered by the Soviets.

He had most of western and eastern Europe in his clutches and friendly regimes in Italy and Spain with only England left to oppose him for control of North Africa and the Middle East.

Then what did he do?

He declared war on the Soviet Union and the United States. What a dumb motherfucker.
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>>30492639

Gee Klaus.....
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>>30493221
Thank you Based Garand
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>>30496605
>kraut woman sucks a dick for cigarettes
>somehow invalidates the allies responding to being attacked and ending the holocaust
lolwut
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>>30492572
>Daily reminder this will trigger german fags.
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>>30498620
based anglo allies and their gun I think was based on a czech gun
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>>30492625
Yes, the Spandau is an amazing machine.
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german guns > american guns

/thread
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>>30495027

That's actually her hands.

I refuse to believe a woman would stoop so low.
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>>30495741
>Patton never laid a trap. In fact he was pissed that he had been stationed as the head of a "Ghost Army" and was more or less sitting on his ass all day doing desk work.
>The Army saw a twofold bonus; one, he couldn't walk around bitch smacking PTSD soldiers, and two, he could be used for political meetings (discreetly, too much would alert the Germans that he had too much time for politics and was not actually leading a fucking Army)
>Patton never laid a trap, the US Government set up a facade that Hitler (and staff) fell for hook line and sinker.
>However, it was a well motherfucking set up fake army.

wasn't it Bradley's idea?
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>>30498690
>/thread
>own post
You're that faggot who laughs at his own joke
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>>30498716
it wasnt a joke you triggered mong
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>>30498690
>german guns lose two world wars
>american guns win two world wars

hmm.... really makes you think... doesn't it?
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>>30493221

THANK YOU BASED GARAND
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>>30492639
>magazine fed
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>>30493003
kek i remember that shit
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>>30495516
*flugzeugen
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>>30498779
belt fed
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>>30495027

I got banned in /pol/ for posting this.
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>>30493221
thank you based Garand
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>>30495721
kill yourself
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>>30493221
Thank you based Garand
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>>30498544

The tooling and factories to make .50's already existed so the US just made a bunch and put them on everything.
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>>30498747
>implying it has something to do with their weapons
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>>30497954

Tony Vaccaro is pretty famous, he was a soldier who took photos instead of the separate signal corp photographers who were told what to photograph.

He stayed in Germany after the war as he wanted to become a professional photographer, this picture is from that collection.

The picture itself is printed in the book 'Entering Germany: 1944-1949.'

https://www.amazon.com/Entering-Germany-1944-1949-Tony-Vaccaro/dp/3822859087/

Pic related is probably his most famous post war photo.
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>>30497754
but americans genocided the injuns
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>>30498946

90% of the Indian population died to disease that started with, and racing ahead of, European contact. The peoples subdued by Americans were loose collections of survivors and remnants still suffering from that trauma. It's more akin to killing a horse to stop its suffering. Pretty merciful imo.
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>>30498084
higher rof makes recoil and feeding smoother and therefor more controlable you tard, it just eats up way too much ammo.
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>Americucks beating their chests over WW2

Yeah thanks for globalism, progressivism, feminism, and obesity amerilards, make sure you buy your wife's son Jamalious some fire crackers today.
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>>30498711
>I refuse to believe a woman would stoop so low.

You don't know much about war, do you?
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>>30498822
i dont see no belts there friend
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>>30498711

Consider the alternative.

>“Hundreds of Jerries have been shot or have committed suicide,” wrote Newcomb. “Three women shot themselves about a hundred yards from my barracks and we sent out a detail to bury them. The Mayor of Barth killed himself... and rape cases from six to sixty are brought to our doctors by the Jerries.” Desperate German fathers invited Americans into their homes to sleep with their daughters in order to keep the Russians away.

>The following morning almost two dozen German women were found strangled or shot in the vicinity of the camp. Every morning after that, terrified women and children from Barth came out to the American camp and begged to be let in, some young women offering their bodies in exchange for sanctuary. The supplicants stayed into the night, and slept in fields underneath the high watchtowers for safety. “This is something we never expected to see,” said airman Forrest Howell, “the Germans seeking protection with us.”
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>>30499044
you can see the link on the only visible round.
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>>30498932
well yeah, the germans lost because they were retarded and couldn't into logistics lol
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>>30499161

Pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_DnRn9hyFU
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>>30499160
holy fuck i feel like the biggest retard in the world right now I thought those were like a pair of 20 round mags fuck
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>The us could have won ww2 alone
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>>30499182
haha dumb krauts
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>>30499139
>Desperate German fathers invited Americans into their homes to sleep with their daughters in order to keep the Russians away.
This doesn't make sense at all. Why not just invite them for dinner or something?
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>>30493003
>Fastest firing single barrel mg ever
Sure, if everything you know about games comes from video games.
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>>30499161
>not because they were heavily outnumbered and the soviets got lucky
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>>30499161
Soviets couldn't into logistics either and they won
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>>30499213
the fact they were able to project 100+ divisions of troops, plus the equivalent of 100-150 divisions worth of support forces, over two oceans in the matter of a few years is pretty impressive. especially considering a few decades before they had been considered a 3rd rate agricultural experiment.
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>>30499225
>german cuisine
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>>30499240
>>30499242
>wehraboo memeposts
>"soviets got lucky"
>"soviets couldn't into logistics"

lol dumb krautfags
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>>30499242
There is a level of brute force after which no skill can save you from.

Besides they weren't having as much of their industrial base reduced to moonscapes by bombing campaigns.
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>>30499261
>luck
>logistics
>related

the krauts fucked up, but thats a weak ass reasoning
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>>30499225

The Americans were in a Luftwaffe Stalag, the Germans had left but, as there was no way to get to American lines, officers took over the camp and issued a curfew to control the men, so they weren't exactly free to leave the camp though some did.
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>>30499271
>>luck
>>logistics
>>related

is this even a serious reply?
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>>30499261
>mfw not even kraut
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>>30499213

If you believe Albert Speer the AngloAmerican air forces could have won the war alone, had they bombed the oil plants in a "single-industry offensive" for eight weeks.
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>>30499314
Speer was a massive shitposter
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>>30499346
kek
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>>30499248
>especially considering a few decades before they had been considered a 3rd rate agricultural experiment.
The US was the world's greatest economy by late 19th century and the most industrialized and modern nation in the world easily by the early 20th century. Your ignorance is honestly stunning.
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>>30497265
I get that it's easy to troll on this board but if your post honestly includes phrases like "cuck" or "white boi" then you have no integrity as a man and you should turn off the computer, sit down, and reevaluate what direction your life is going. Also fuck Europe.
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One thing I don't get with Wehraboos is how they ignore things like the Nero Decree and Hitler's last feelings re: the German people proving to be weak, unworthy of survival, and that all infrastructure should be destroyed because those who didn't fight to the death were not true Germans anyway.

How do they reconcile this if he wasn't a madman?
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>>30493221

THANK YOU BASED GARAND
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>>30499213

Well USA had nukes by 45 so obviously they would have won at that point.

In a straight up conventional fight USA would have beat the Nazis and Japs eventually since they had a larger population and a lot more industrial prowess; but the war probably would have lasted till the late 40s and the US would have taken a millions of casualties.

PS: I realize that the Soviets did the heavy lifting against the Nazis and took 20 million casualties in the process, so can the "Delusional yank doesn't realize the Russians beat the Nazis" speech.
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>>30498626
zb 26

Interwar Czechoslovakia had interesting armament industry.
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>>30493221
Thank you based garand
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>>30497837
>>30497849
>>30498004
t. burger education
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