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ITT name the most useless weapons, firearms or otherwise, ever
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ITT name the most useless weapons, firearms or otherwise, ever created.

I'll start.
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Rule of cool!!
delete those fucking nunchucks you fucking mall ninja
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>>30490049
Do you mean useless now, or at the time?
'cus frankly, I'd like to avoid getting my head caved in with a rice flail
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>>30490174


what?
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>>30490049
Using real fat solid wood ones could work after a couple years of training. Honestly the hardest weapon to learn from the east, so I'm not surprised /k/ would hate it.
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>>30490215


even if you learn how to swing it like they do in kung fu movies, it doesnt change the fact that you would be just as likely to break your own fingers when it bounces off what ever your striking. I don't ever see these being used realistically in an actual confrontation. I mean, they were farm tools used by people who had no other means of defending themselves since actual weapons were banned.
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>>30490242
You read the wiki page but have you used them before? Like I know for sure most tkd and karate schools will teach proper handling and basics with weapons like this. You know you don't stop swinging after you strike, like you have to follow through
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>>30490049
Prolly because you're supposed to beat grain with it
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>>30490284

They are a mcdojo weapon. No serious self defense school would seriously train an individual in nun chuck combat.
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>>30490242
You literally just showed how you don't understand how amazing this weapon is. The whole point of chuks is the fact that they DONT break your hand when properly used
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>>30490339
This proves you are a troll and this is bait
>10/10 you made me respond
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>>30490049
Better bring Bruce Lee back to life and tell him they were useless.
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>>30490358
Having over 300 confirmed kills I can say for a fact that they are useless and I will simply slice that dinky little chain in half. Go a head and try to retort, I was captain the kedno club for class 1-A.
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>>30490049
https://youtu.be/qHe6vhexm6g
Lol ok
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>>30490344


No amount of training can change the fact that the tool is mechanically flawed when used as a weapon. The only ways that can lower the possibility that the flail wont snap back on you are A. one joint is weighted heavier than the other, or B. one joint is significantly longer than the other like pic related.

There is a reason why flails have never been relied on heavily in combat throughout history. training doesnt allow you to determine where the swinging end will bounce when striking a surface.
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>>30490423


How does this prove that nun chucks were useful weapons? Nun chuks were sensationalized by kung fu movies in the first place.
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>>30490049
if it's so useless why do multiple countries ban them
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>>30490478

Same reason multiple countries ban all types of dumbass shit. Misinformation and hysteria.
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>>30490457
Ever heard of follow through? It's striking through a target not at it. Even with a flail you won't get it rebounding like you're saying with control and follow through dude. Le physics and stryking techniques
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>>30490546

But your completely wrong. Physics dictate why the flail will bounce off the target, not how much you want to strike "through" a target. It is on a fucking chain...
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>>30490706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32sPLh0aKh8
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>>30490706
https://youtu.be/32sPLh0aKh8

At 30 seconds you'll learn the difference between striking and.. idk what ever you do when you physically fight.
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>>30490769
>>30490796
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>>30490769


Yes, I know there is "technique" in striking with a nunchuk, but that goes out the window when you have someone fighting back, grapping with you, swinging and moving erratically, etc. You would be forced to strike with imperfect posture and from imperfect angles. The nunchuk is a useless weapon precisely due to that fact. It has to be wielding in a particular manner under particular circumstances, which is my whole point. It is a farming tool. meant to strike a surface in one particular way.
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>>30490706
Dude, walk into any real martial arts center with a serious martial artist trained with chuks and tell him this shit. Have him hand you one and then both of you "fight me irl". It's all in the skill of the artist man. You have an untrained eye. It's ok I was 13 once too.
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>>30490825

Ok Mcdojo master, go out into the world and carved a path through your enemies with your deadly dragon nunchaku!!!
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>>30490049
So useless they were picked up by multiple police departments
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When I saw the numchucks I first thought this was going to be a "things illegal in Arizona" thread.
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>>30490845


Police departments try out all sorts of useless shit, what is your point?
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>>30490837
I'm not saying they are better than my AK, I'm saying they have merit. Summer is here sighhh. You didn't even say you weren't 13. Mods?
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>>30490049
Nunchucks are a great weapon. You're either too fat and retarded to use them properly or you're too weak and stupid.

>Inb4 weab ninja faggot
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>>30490818
>Yes, I know there is "technique" in -----king with a -----, but that goes out the window when you have someone fighting back, grapping with you, swinging and moving erratically, etc. You would be forced to ----- with imperfect posture and from imperfect angles. The ----- is a useless weapon precisely due to that fact. It has to be wielding in a particular manner under particular circumstances, which is my whole point. It is a ----- tool. meant to strike a surface in one particular way.

Literally replace the blanks with any weapon.
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>>30490874

And I'm saying they have no merit, that makes me 13? Go put on your gi sensei, it is almost time for class.
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>>30490860
They decided to keep them.
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>>30490888

And yet it applies tenfold to nun chucks.
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>>30490174
Reading comprehension
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>>30490242
Congrats. Not only are you fucking retarded, you have no idea how physics or this weapon works
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>>30490896

This is from the site that sells the nunchucks. You can tell they are ready for anything!
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>>30490906

Flails have been unpopular throughout history for a reason, but you go ahead and EDC your weab weapon.
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>>30490818
The goalposts are on another continent now
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>>30490936
>Flails have been unpopular throughout history for a reason, but you go ahead and EDC your weab weapon.

>>30490242
> it doesnt change the fact that you would be just as likely to break your own fingers when it bounces off what ever your striking
>implying something that bounces off something is still going to have significant enough force to hurt you
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>Nun-Chucks.
>Not Nugget-Chucks.

Nice lack of ranged options.
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>>30490920
i wonder how successful a lawsuit would be against a LEO, if the cop used nunchucks against a criminal.
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>>30490049
>Nunchaku
>Useless
Sure, if you have access to proper weaponry. Weapons like Nunchaku, Kama, etc., were items that were basically adapted from farming tools so the Okinawan peasantry could train in martial arts without arousing suspicion.
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>>30490339
>nun chuck
Nunchaku.
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>>30490857
>numchucks
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/robot-chicken/the-wrong-crowd/
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>>30491598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZq4hvs_30
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This thread. Just the utmost of shit. What the fuck. I am disappointed.
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>>30490478
Because they watched some kung fu movies and decided they looked scary
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>>30492296
Like how in the Euro versions of Soul Edge Mitsurugi is Arthur because they banned depictions of Samurai.
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>>30490423
>circus tricks are useful in general fights
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>>30490049
>nunchucks
>useless
Maybe compared to a gun but its a versatile weapon that is not useless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vibR7-sc0-I
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>>30492168

I never expected people from /k/ to be defending a meme-tier weaboo weapon, but then again this is 4chan.
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>>30491495


>implying you know what you are talking about
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>>30490049
youve never been hit with nunchuks then
the american equivalent would a padlock tied to a rope. now THOSE are effective. why arent the nunchuks effective?
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>>30492990

>that video

what point are you even fucking making here?
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>>30493047
It was my contribution to useless weapons.
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>>30492990
I wonder how many people got killed as a result of pulling it out on an intruder.
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>>30493054
>>30493054

Oh yeah that's right. This thread devolved so far away from the main point I forgot there was a purpose in the first place
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>>30492990

>this is what liberals think proper self defense is
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>>30490049
So why hate on a wepon that the common man used to fight back against a government that was trying to take away there freedoms and wepons.?
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>>30490215
3 part Staff is way harder my friend
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>>30490423
this was confirmed to be cgi btw
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>>30491887
Irelia OP
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>useless weapons bread
>lengthy discussion of nunchakus
>no mention of the Ross Rifle
>no mention of the Bren LMG
>no mention of early M16s
>no mention of Desert Eagle
>nothing at all about Skorpions or Baretta M92
Fuck me.
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>>30494466
Ross wasn't useless, it just hated the muddy trenches of WWI. I'd like to see how a K 31 or a Garand would have fared in those circumstances.
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>>30494357
Not as much as you think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk2yrQpkmHg
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>>30490845
those are lightweight and plastic, designed for binding arms and pain compliance. Not really meant for whacking people
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>>30494529
It was useless at the time. It also didn't handle the non-standardized ammunition well, which contributed to the problem. It was favored by snipers for its accuracy but the average soldier found the constant jamming and the fact that putting it back together with a small mistake meant that the bolt flew back and put your eye out a tad inconvenient. It simply wasn't a good wartime weapon and was in fact considered so fucking terrible that the Canadian soldiers to whom it was issued usually ditched it immediately in favor of the more reliable Enfield rifles that took the same ammunition but didn't stop firing at the worst possible time. Accuracy, range and power don't mean shit when you can't get thay pretty little .303 slug down the bore to begin with.
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>>30490049
>ITT name the most useless weapons, firearms or otherwise, ever created.

I am pretty sure you would still need a license for this in the UK though.
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>>30491887
what the fuck am I even watching
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>>30493027
>implying you know what you're talking about
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>>30494625
Season 3's last few episodes are serious downers.
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>>30494592
I forgot it had a tight chamber and refused to feed British run 303 which was made to fire in the Enfileds oversized chambers. That thing about the bolt I hadn't heard before.
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>>30494613
>implying you wouldn't be able to kill massive amounts of people with one given the proper technique
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>>30492990

After video cuts:
>criminal gets up
>slaps the shit out of woman
>rapes her
>rapes her, again, with the gun barrel, while unloading the rest of the mag into her cunt for shooting him with that shit
>goes up stairs and drags down daughter
>rapes daughter in front of woman
>kills daughter in front of woman
>kills woman
>robs house

What the fuck do liberals think he is going to do, sit there nicely for 20 min waiting for the police?
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>>30494837
>What the fuck do liberals think he is going to do, sit there nicely for 20 min waiting for the police?
You do know there's a massive middle ground between sitting there and waiting for police to arrest you and committing enough felonies to get multiple life terms in prison, don't you?
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>>30494613

lol, made me av a giggle irl m8
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>>30495053
Right, I forgot:
>Criminal gets up
>Realizes he is suffering from discomfort and irritation
>This finally teaches the criminal the errors of his ways
>He apologizes
>Leaves house
>Never commits a crime again
>World is a safer place, no one needs guns
...because that always happens...
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>>30492990
wouldn't the pepper spray stuff on the projectile like disburse all over that enclosed area and get her too?
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>>30494813
oh /k/ never change
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>>30490890
his gi is still less autistic than your rant on a weapon that's older than your inbred family tree.
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>>30491610
I wouldn't imagine it'd be terribly successful considering PDs currently deploy nunchucks
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>>30490049
If someone cracked you in the head with it you'd be fine?
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>>30494813
>>implying you wouldn't be able to kill massive amounts of people with one given the proper technique

For that, one would need an assault whistle like pic related, which I am pretty sure is illegal to own in the UK, California, and NYC.
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Just food for western tanks/aircraft
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>>30490049
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Ballistic knives and sickles.
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>>30496289
Well, how could the founding fathers have ever envisioned modern assault whistles like >>30496289?

Clearly they only envisioned whistles like >>30494613 at most, especially when most people at the time only had pic related.
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>>30490284
>like you have to follow through
Which is actually the weakness of all weapons like chucks, flails, and other shit on a string. You lose control after you make contact with something. There's a reason shit like escrima and tonfas are far, far superior to nunchucks...I mean, ffs all kinds of police forces use the tonfa design for their nightsticks.
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>>30490796
heh, he doesn't even understand what's happening. The shit rebounded like it did in the first strikes and then differently in the second set of "correct" strikes not because of his followthrough or lack thereof, but because of where on the weapon he contacted the dummy. Notice in the first strikes, he hits the dummy with more than half of the striking portion of the chucks. Then with the later strikes, he uses only the very end. This changes the point of rotation and reduces the rotational velocity imparted to the chucks.
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imma just leave this here.
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>>30490049
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>>30494230
>to fight back against a government
It was for self defense. Attack an official in feudal Japan, and guess what happens. Also, the government was not trying, it had already done so :)
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>>30490888
Minuteman III
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>>30496471
I'd really like to hear stories of people trying to use it.

Unfortunately I doubt many are alive to tell.
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>>30496460
I am pretty sure that is a Class III NFA whistle and to buy it you need to be register it and get a $200 tax stamp.
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>>30496471

How to turn rape into murder: the condom
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>>30496460
Why would anyone ever need to own such a whistle?
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>>30496460

triggered
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>>30496471
Is that a prop or does that guy still have a boner?
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a bracelet that sprays would-be rapists with fox urine
http://pearltect.me/
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>>30490706
It's like you've never used nunchuks before, ever
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>>30496289

>Well, Ive trained for years in the art of assault whistle combat! If they aren't deadly, why do police carry them huh? Haha! You simply can't comprehend the power one can wield when an assault whistle is placed in the right hands!

this thread in a nutshell
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>>30496656
To be fair, just because nobody carries them anymore doesn't mean something's inherently bad.

Cops don't carry saps anymore because they were too effective and too many people complained and tried to get injury bucks.

Nunchakus aren't ideal weapons, but they have a niche and you could still fuck somebody up with one, much like pic related. Very specific use yes, but useless no.
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so i guess OP means ridiculous weapons that are odd and impractical or dont work
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>>30493030
In my young days we called that a smiley, you keep it in your back pocket with your hanging out.
You do not want to get hit with it.seen some massive men taken down hard with one hit to the dome.
Also you dont want to get caught with it as they are rarely legal in most counties
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giant floppy dildo confirmed for better weapon than flail
http://danielkeating.blogspot.com/2012/05/nunchucks-are-fucking-useless.html
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>>30494625
What's wrong?
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>>30496471
>South African
Figures.
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>>30492990
Yea,mag-fed paintball is great fun.
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>>30490920
>tfw you will never be an 80's cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-326WnWwWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dUbtrTU-1U
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>>30496771
>monty died for this
;-;
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>>30495719
Savage.
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>>30495994
What fucking police department uses nunchucks?
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>>30496471
As a South African, our dindus will keep going through that pain cus meth is a hell of a drug. They will then look down, see the blood, accuse her of being a witch, panic, and stab her to death with a screwdriver. They will then walk to hospital, get treated, and wonder home again, still fucked out of their mind.

There is absolutely no situation where this is gonna end well for the woman.
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>>30491887
Jesus fuck, i feel like the biggest autist loser ever watching this. i can almost feel my ancestors looking down upon me in disappointment.
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>>30494613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0ztaCwb-A
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>all these people losing their minds over nunchucks

my dad was one of those 80's kung fu mall ninjas, ive still got a pair of his nunchucks around the place, they really arent that fucking complicated. you hit someone with it, there, thats it, no super special folded one thousand times dragon twister technique needed. its like hitting someone with a stick, only it pivots and moves a lot quicker and hits harder with less effort. the only way i see someone hitting themselves with one is if you try some stupid spinning behind your back move or something
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>hit something with nunchucks

>bounces back

>smashes your fingers
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>tfw no nunchuck gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45hTIEE9tg
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>>30497064
The first hit isn't the problem with weapons like this. It's everything that comes after.
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>>30496771
Is this real
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>>30496887
forgot how god awful that animation is. watched the whole thing because people kept telling em it was so good.
that fucking series is just funny. like bad movie funny.
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>>30497132
Hit them again then?

this isnt meant to be a viable home defence weapon or something, its basically a baton which you can flick around quicker
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>>30490049
I've actually used these, I was a black belt in kung fu back in high school (inb4 fedora) and once you learn them they can be pretty dangerous. Starting off I hit my dick a bunch of times but actually it's easy to control, after learning I would never hurt myself
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>>30495652
>disburse
holy fucking shit
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>>30490811
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>>30494466
>Bren
>Useless
Feck off
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>>30494466
You should kill yourself.
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>>30494592
>the fact that putting it back together with a small mistake meant that the bolt flew back and put your eye out
Vastly exaggerated problem:

1) Grunts weren't supposed to take the bolt apart on their own.
2) When improperly assembled, it's extremely obvious that it is because the gun won't close properly and a quick glance at the now partially exposed lugs tells you that it is (as well as tactile feeling)
3) There's enough support still that the bolt actually will probably not break free of the frame when fired in this state
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>>30496471
There's so many problems with this thing it's sickening.
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>>30490899
>Didn't pay attention to the video
>Moved goalposts
>Ball was kicked through new goalposts
>Moved goalposts so far that the conversation is now about subjective perception of the weapon instead of physics

I love historical weapon discussion on /k/
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>>30494466
>no mention of the Ross Rifle
Perfectly good sporting rifle improperly put in trench warfare.

>no mention of the Bren LMG
Excellent for it's time and remained in use for decades on account of being good enough. It was basically a much better take on the concept of the BAR
High capacity drums were eventually put in place to better facilitate sustained fire and cover fire, the Bren also featured a quick change barrel system which the American BAR never had.

>no mention of early M16s
They were good, ammo and magazines were dogshit, no cleaning supplies or cleaning procedure. Any other rifle would have failed under these conditions.

Put a new buffer in an XM16E1, and feed it modern M855 ball through current aluminum mags and PMags and it'll run like a charm.

The M16A1 had solved near all problems and new rules and supplies were mostly in place to go with it. The A1 also featured a cleaning kit in the stock and was supplied with instructions on it's use.

>no mention of Desert Eagle
Specialized sporting pistol misrepresented by popular entertainment as a combat weapon when it's everything but.

Arguably one of the best Magnum autoloaders made, super accurate, soft recoil and modular.

>nothing at all about Skorpions or Baretta M92
Skorpion is a passable PDW or wet works kind of weapon in some ways. It's tiny, easy to control, .32ACP silences well and with some AP loads a magdump could fuck someone up real bad.

Beretta is literally fine and stop regurgitating bullshit from muhreen meatheads who base their opinion on M9 pistols which have seen constant abuse for 30 years and are at the end of their service life.
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Didn't even read the thread, but what exactly is wrong with nunchucks?
It's just a flail.

Obviously you don't twirl it like the kung fu faggots do, you just hold one end and swing it as hard as you can.

This guy knows what's up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTur6EEqaY
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>>30497005
This fuckers voice
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>>30490049
It's funny because those very weapons you posted were actually used by oppressed farmers to overthrow a tyrannical government.

I get that today, it's nothing compared to a gun, but it had its uses.
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>>30497005
No idea what he was talking about but that technique was flawless.
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>>30496942
Yeah, it's a sure-fire way to turn rape into homicide.
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>>30496906

Shit ones.
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>>30497097


This holy shit. Idk why so many people are completely oblivious to the fact that a pivoting tool will eventually break your fingers as it bounces around wildly
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>>30497618


>MUH GOALPOSTS STOP MOVING MUH GOALPOSTS! I KICKED IT THROUGH YOUR GOALPOST NO FAIR!

literally kill yourself
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>>30497166
The animation actually got better post-Monty.

>Penny: Dead
>Pyhhra: Dead
>Yang: Missing an arm and depressed
>Blake: Disappeared
>Weiss: recalled home
>Global comms network destroyed
>Grimm overrunning Vale
>Beacon swarmed

It'll be interesting to see where they go with season 4.
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>>30498872
>Git rekt
>Sperg in retaliation

Figuratively try not to be such an enormous retard in the future.
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>>30499032

>haha dude I totally rekt you with my badass youtube video dude! My kicked right though your goalpost!

your logic is shit.
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>>30499070
Your bait is shit.

Trolling for replies will not repair your blasted booty.
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>>30497633
Well done sir
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>>30500092
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>>30497123
martial arts and crafts technique on par with balisong use
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>>30490885
Weeb ninja faggot. But seriously it's a farming implement that was used as a last resort tool to fend of attackers because civilians were banned from having weapons. It's the exact same story with scythes, they are slightly better than nothing in real combat but look cool and have been popularised by media outlets.
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>>30496471
What if someone puts it on inside out?
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>>30500689
Then it's a rape condom.
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>>30496482
Sure whatever you say der fedorason your the kinda person that says we don't need guns the government will protect us.
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>>30501199


underage pls go
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>>30496771
What are theses shitty anime webms that look like they are made with the same program used to make sonic 06?
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>>30496314
That track looks a little to slack
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>>30498847
Did taekwondo for a few years as a kid used Nunchucku for demos you hit and follow thro like a solid cross. Hurting fingers and shit happens when you do spinning moves and shit not striking.
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>>30501347

Taekwondo demos don't equate to real combat. All of this follow through shit people keep spouting goes out the window when you aren't striking a dummy or swinging them through the air.
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>>30498252
No foot long in buk or fuk wong
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>>30501215
Real Underage please dismiss yourself
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>>30501421
You spar in demos.... the Nunchucku has a better chance of bouncing with bad follow thro on a dummy. There is a video in here somewhere about the follow thro of a strike already go find it.
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>>30501592
>You spar in demos

Lol..no. You do choreographed "fights" in demos. Weab detected.
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>>30490049
I did martial arts.


I used them.

I am not a pro, but i learnt to use them.

I hate them.

Worst weapon ever.

Its WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too easy to hit yourself.

12 inches stick > nunchucks
20 inches broom handle > 12 inches stick
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>>30501421
>You're not going to follow through in a real fight even though that's what you're supposed to do.
Armchair fighter please go back and pretend to be tacticool at the range. You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>30501617


>12 inches stick > nunchucks
20 inches broom handle > 12 inches stick

Finally someone with some god damn common sense. The amount of people defending the use of nunchuks for real life application in this thread is absolutely mind blowing.
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>>30501626

ok senpai, good luck maintaining the perfect strike technique when some dude rushes you and starts pounding your face.
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>>30501245
Monty Oum loved to use Poser, and it showed in everything but his fight sequences. S1 character models didn't even have collision detection.
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>>30492990
Not going to lie /k/, I love less lethal weapons because you can practically torture your attackers with them and it's still "less than lethal". For example, if you hit someone with a stun gun in just the right way they shit themselves as they lose control of their bowls due to the electric shock causing involuntary spasms and locking up muscles. Sure I think having a gun is the reasonable option, but all the zany less than lethal alternatives seem kind of fun.

Have some meatier pepperball paintball guns.
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>>30501663
>Someone said I'm wrong so I'm going to just say some dude can beat him up
OK
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>>30501671

It sounds like you are trying to come to terms with the fact that you can't own actual guns. UK resident maybe?
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>>30501643
Yeah but its not JUST because of self defense. Again, i am not the most well versed in blunt weapons since my martial arts master would mostly teach me hand to hand combat.

A small wooden stick can do a lot of damage, maybe slightly less than a nunchuck, but there is virtually no way that it fucks you over due to being dumb. Once you get good with a stick, you can do some serious damage if you know how to hit.

He also teached me some light Bo stick techniques. Not many, just the very basics, but once you get the hang of it its easily a really good weapon.
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>>30501680

>I've done martial arts demos therefore I'm certified in proving that nunchuks have real world application
OK
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>>30501617
This.

You can certainly whack someone upside the head with a set of nunchucks and they'll definitely notice it, but there are tons of other weapons that are more effective, have longer range, are easier to use, and pose less risk to the user. Unless it's your goal to look like an 80s action hero, you'd literally be better off using a broomstick.
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>>30501704
(not the same anon)

Real worlds applications? most likely not.

But they can hit pretty fucking hard.
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>>30501606
.... demo, sparring, and forms are all apart of a large tournament. But you couldn't of known that becuse you probably sent the your grade school year sitting in your room hating other kids that have hobby's and go outside. Or reading your atheist bible and shit posting on k and dreaming about your future gun that you build online but your mom won't buy becuse your dad won't pay child support for your autistic ass. No worries tho next year you will lose that weight and some hot girl will fall for your super edgy personality and understand all your dank 4chins memes.
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>>30501704
>Greentexts about how I'm right
Thanks for saying I'm right
Of course I never said they have modern application. They don't. However if you actually know what you're doing they do work as a weapon. That's why they were used as an improvised weapon.
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>>30501617
I can use them fairly well but would i if I had my pistol on hand no, are they fun to swing around yea.
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>>30501718
Oh, no, dont get me wrong. The only reason i hate nunchucks its because i have no fun in using them, unlike the sticks. But if we have to pair an expert in the bo stick against an expert with the nunchucks, the Bo stick user would win just because of the range. Pair the nunchuck expert with a short stick user (forgot the actual name of it) And the nunchuk user will absolutely destroy the other guy.

They ARE weapons that can easily break bones if you use them wisely, but they are so hard to use and (for me) so unsatisfying that i dislike them.

I am more of a knive kind of guy tho.
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>>30501692
Hey you're right, I am from the UK, you're fucking wrong otherwise though.
Not that people in the UK can legally own tazers, pepperball or anything like that because it's still considered weapons.
I literally said having a gun is the reasonable option, as in the one that makes sense over less lethal in self defense, but honestly I just find things like bigass rubber hunk shooting riot guns, bowl disrupting tazers and the ability to disable people entirely using the LRAD to blast whatever noise you like cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSMyY3_dmrM
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>>30501767
You're thinking about the hanbo (half Bo, IIRC)
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>>30501704
I can hit some one in sparring with a stick on a chain. I can shoot a target at the range. If I have said stick and need to hit a target with said stick I will. If I had gun next to said stick I'd pick the gun. But if i only had said stick I'd use them over some random object ive never used before to strike someone. So 3 year old level for you training + sticks (or) training + gun= training +gun.
Trainig+sticks (or) random+ broom = training+sticks
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>>30501668
Can you explain your paragraph to someone that has no idea?
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>>30501767
Hmm bo vs Nunchucku experts if the bo could stay at distance it's in the bag but if the distance is closed or wrapped the staff it's done.
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>>30495053
Just so we're clear, which of the potential events in the middle ground beyond "intruder lays prone on the ground" do you want happening to your family?
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>>30501735

sick burn dude

>y-yeah well your a fat virgin atheist!

lol.
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>>30490407
Bring it weebsimpie
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>>30501901
That's exactly what i said.

I do agree that nunchucks are too hard to learn, but someone who DOES spend the time to learn them will seriously wreck serious shit. Someone who knows how to use them will:

1- know how to keep them always in motion
2- will not let you see where he keeps them, so you cant really be ready against an attack from X side
3- his motion of the nunchucks gives him a lot of vectors of attack against several parts of your body that change in fractions of a second
4- depending on his weapon, they can fuck you up.

I trained with a rubber one, my martials arts teacher had a big wide wood one, a ceramic one, and i know that there are metallic ones.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89sfmyrWrE

Love how the fight immediately devolves into grappling.
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>>30501946
What about the real dojo basterd one that will.leave you bruised and broken
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>>30501967


>but muh technique

>but muh follow through
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>>30501967
Almost zero skill with them just retards hitting each other with them. But in free form Nunchucku sparring there is allot of locks and striking but post more it was a good kek
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>>30501967
I do love to see untrained people using weapons they know nothing about. It's always funny to see how they think things work
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>>30501979
>Muh random retards

>Muh shitty rebuddle by using Muh

>Muh 10th grade education

>Muh summer
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>>30502003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lufOxcjdG14

Oh you mean like this? Very dangerous and imposing...
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>>30501862
Monty Oum was a CGI animator who made some crazy action vids ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH88jPOTMw ) and got hired by Rooster Teeth to add custom work to Red Vs Blue ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37XLt0hVAU ) instead of pure Machinima filming.

RWBY was his personal project, and he was extremely...idiosyncratic about it, to the point of pulling all the keys he didn't use off his keyboard.

The Software he preferred, Poser Pro, is decent for character animation work, but most consider the extensive capabilities if has as a handicap for amateur animators, not a major boost like, say, Photoshop.

They were in the process of total revamp of character models for season 3 of RWBY anyways, with, most importantly, better collision detection (prevention of objects passing through each other) and more natural cloth movement on the new characters, when he had a fatal allergic reaction and passed away.
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>>30502003

So training would change what exactly? more spinning? Special secret nunchuck striking that only a dojo master can teach you? Fucking please, the only hope you have of ever coming out of a fight with nunchucks is hoping you arent bullrushed while you swing as many times as possible.
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>>30502088
Or hit them in the face with it....
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>>30502003

heh, yeah if he had skill with those nunchaku he would have been able to precisely strike his opponent in every pressure point while using the chain to catch his opponents fist
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>>30502102

Did you watch the video? One of them did get hit in the face with it.
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>>30502113
You mean at 0:40 where he almost lightly brushed him?
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>>30502108
Or in his face with a hunk of wood on a chain. Or are you saying if someone trained frequently to hit a person with a hunk of wood on a chain that they would not get better at hitting someone with a hunk of wood on a chain? Or as a human we are stuck with the natural given reflexes, speed timing and judgement givin to us at brith?
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>>30502145

Looks like he got hit in the face to me. But if he was trained by a sensei in the art of nunchuck skill he would have been able to land so many killing blows right, he would have been able to stop the grappling attempts with his technical skill?
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>>30502177
I'm sorry you're retarded and can't see that he didn't even get hit.
If he had any actual skill he would have been able to stay out of range of any grappling engagements, but he wasn't. He ran into it, just like the other guy did, because they both had no idea how to use them.
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>>30502175

Of course it would hurt and of course it would casue damage, but that isnt what is being refuted. There is no plausible reason to use nun chucks over a baton or just a big ass stick. Flexible weapons just dont have the control of use that a fixed weapon would have.
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>>30502177
By sensi you mean his older brother Tom who spent his collage money on a sweet Mustang
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>>30502206
>If he had any actual skill he would have been able to stay out of range of any grappling engagements

holy fuck you are beyond deluded.
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>>30502228
Oh yeah, do tell me how you're going to grab someone when they're ten feet away from you
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>>30502211
I'm trained to use stick on chain more then just a stick. I can use stick on chain faster and with more comfort then regular stick. I have stick on chain not just regular stick. I have been trained on m4 not ak 47 I can operate m4 better then ak 47, Ak 47 so I use stick on chain Cuz I know it. I use m4 Cuz I know it. Would i use stick over m4 or glock 20 no.
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>>30502235
Well arm length plus about half of the wepon about 4 1/2 feet give or take at full swing
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>>30502228
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLBXAcKyDw
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>>30502235

If you need to be ten feet away to avoid a grappling opponent how exactly do you intend to be at length to use your nun chucks? You might as well just run away. Face it, your nunchaku aren't viable.
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>>30502324

These Bruce Lee nunchuck videos have been proven fake. Not that you are proving anything to begin with.
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ITT nunchaku fanboys who have never been in a real fight denying reality
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>>30502309
And with nunchuk you will have a longer range than regular arm length. Thus you have the entire reason Polarms exist. Better range = better weapon. Dude trys to come in to grab you, before he can you smack him in the side of the skull and give him a concussion.

>>30502328
You're blown out retarded
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>>30493014
You can't defend yourself with 2 sticks and a useful thing in between them that can choke or restrain people?
Just how old are you?
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>>30502447
You need to realize 90% of /k/ hasn't practiced any from of self defense without a firearm.
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>>30502447

Technically you can defend yourself with just about anything...again, that isnt the point. the point is that the weapon itself is sub-par when compared to almost any other weapon ever created. A stick would be more beneficial.
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>>30502552
Yeah, it was an improvised weapons for people using them in ricefields. They're cool to learn and practice with but there are better options out there.
Depending on the length of your stick, the sturdiness, and all other conditions I'd still prefer the nunchuk.
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>>30502496
So what, they would act a lot fucking tougher about a fist fight face to face.
>>30502552
It is a fucking stick, it's two fucking sticks. God damn what do you want a bigger stick?
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>>30502847

Are you fucking thick? Flails are a completely different weapon type than a fixed weapon in terms of use.
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>>30500092
>gets told that what is essentially a wooden club-flail can still kill a person
>"oh muh gawd, kys m8. Your all stupid nerd, I'm 1337"
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>>30502847
>So what, they would act a lot fucking tougher about a fist fight face to face.
Then the rest who have had self defense training?
Lolno
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