>helicopter circles your house
That is what 20mm rifles are for.
>>30460135
i live in jacksonville NC this is so common i get worried when it doesn't happen
>>30460135
Stay noided
>Hear a helicopter
>Go outside
>It's a Kiowa
>helicopter circles your house
I live near a small airport, not a rare occurrence.
>>30460135
>implying its any problem for a naked sniper
>implying I'm not a naked sniper
>>30460135
>Drone flies over your house.
>See fat fuck guy flying drone over your house.
>Just sits outside the road as if he's not noticeable.
>Compliment him on his drone.
>Never see him again.
And this was before police were banned from using drones.
>>30460135
>It ain't me starts playing
>>30460135
>5 helicopters go by my house within a span of 3 minutes
It's happening in Kentucky bois.
I had 3 of them circling my apartment for 15 minutes while drawing before I noticed that was a long damn time for a helicopter to loiter.
Turned out a house down the street had exploded from a gas leak. Hope the guy inside never knew what hit him.
>>30460149
>Huh, what's 20mm
>Google for 20 minutes
>vulcan explosive rounds
>massive 130 lb cannon
>electric primer 30 bucks a round
>titanium firing pin
Another gun on the list of shit I have to own. Goddammit.
>lives in VA
>"that's not a commercial jet!"
>grab BoB and run
>>30460580
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE?
>well they finally come for you chester
>grab model 94
>press play on cassette player
>"i gotta ruuuun to keep from hiding"
Such is life next to a helicopter manufacturing facility.
>>30460135
A C-130 flew low past my house today while I was watering flowers. Should I be concerned?
>"Oh boy! I hope the nigger they're looking for tries to hide in my house"
>cue greentext pasta of becoming rangebros with helicopter bros and fucking their daughters
>>30460405
>Hear a helicopter
>Go outside
>It's a Kiowa
>The pilot is sitting sideways, legs out
>With one hand he is aiming an M4 at me
>With the other, he's touching his penis
>It Ain't Me blares over the Beats by Dre he has taped to the mast mounted sight
Helicopter outside right now.
Anyone else in Lavergne?
>>30460135
I live between a naval base and an air force base (and an air force reserve base beside that one). If I got Inna-Woodsy every time a strange aircraft crossed over I'd never get any rest.
>>30460135
I live next an Air Force base so I get bombers and fighter jets flying around
>>30460871
I lived in Norfolk and that happened every single day.
chill bro
>>30460135
wasn't there a nice graph about how much the NSA/CIA/FBI flies over cities and houses?
It's part of being in a paranoid nation. Deal with it.
