What Is The Best Weapon To Kill Yourself With?
A .22 can kill you
Don't fucking use a gun. That only makes the statistics worse and gives the antis something to bitch about.
>>30423988
A bag filled with helium
>>30423988
Heroin would be best. Don't do the train track thing, that's just cruel to the driver.
In truth, while guns can be very effective, it's surprisingly easy to mess it up.
>>30423988
A cops gun.
>>30424023
I hope someone posts the screen cap of the train driving anon who relished "guiding the lost to the next world".
>>30423988
Can we make these threads a bannable offense yet? They're fucking stupid.
>>30424069
What
I wanna see this
>>30423988
Literally an exit bag.
Classic 4chan tired and true.
Don't fucking shoot yourself you fucking faggot. Do you want your life to be nothing a statistic that liberals use to justify removing the second amendment?
>>30423988
A dynamite vest in a crowd of kaffirs.
>>30423988
This thread .
>>30423988
Not this shit again.
No, an airgun won't work.
>>>/b/
>>30423988
Well obviously the exit bag is the preferred method, a gunshot is surprisingly easy to screw up, and nobody wants to wake up in a hospital without a face.
But if one absolutely must use a firearm, I suppose a 12 ga slug would be best.
anyone have the gif of the cartel dude who botched it with a FAL?
Exlpode yourself at a fag bar please get a can filled with gunpowder.
>>30424209
it was a thread on /fit/
Cops. Especially LAPD.
>>30423988
The most fun would be jump from really high up or drugs. Least painful would be decapitation.
>>30424672
This.
>>30423988
Ooooh, ambitious methodology!
DONT USE A FUCKING GUN
If you really want to off yourself, get yourself some superglue and piano wire. Form a noose with the piano wire, and find a tall building. Tie one end off on the building, and slip the noose around your neck. Now, glue your hands to your head and jump. Now it looks like you leaped off a building and ripped your own head off.
Enjoy the afterlife.
>>30423988
The Bible
>>30423996
Probably slowly and painfully
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>>30425136
The previous posts are all correct.
An exit bag is the best option as a firearm is easy to screw up.
But fuck you.
These threads ought to be bannable as they are not weapons related. Go ask /b/ if you need if on how to kill yourself.
Or, better yet, don't kill yourself and become a /k/ommando.
I've heard at least two stories of anons here who got into guns because they went and rented one to try and kill themselves.
>>30425280
Nah.
A .22 can't exit the skull so it bounces around within your head and scrambles your brain.
>>30423988
Nuclear bomb.
100.0% painless and it's fucking awesome.
>>30424052
This man. My cousins cousin did this a few weeks ago.
Be like those crazy Russian dudes and climb the tallest buildings you can with no safety gear. Then slip
>>30423988
just put a bomb in your mouth and boom
>>30425334
Not always true and I know you were joking, but that actually happened to my grandmother. Very interesting case to revisit.
>>30423988
Time.
>>30425484
Love.
>>30423988
A Glock
>>30424069
>>30424209
>>30423988
12ga or larger shotgun, preferably with birdshot. There is literally science behind this. IIRC, a large-bore shotgun is is the 2nd most effective means of suicide and the absolute least agonizing. Like, 95% success rate with a 96% feel-no-pain rate. It's literally science -- Google it. And, you can make a shotgun out of $7 of pipe and wood. Goddamn beautiful, man.
>>30426865
>birdshot
Come on, man. That shit won't work, and you know it.
>>30424014
THE FUCKING EXIT BAG JESUS CHRIST
>>30423988
50bmg or 12 gauge bear slug straight through the center of the forehead or base of the skull. Accept no other substitute.
>>30423988
An exit bag.
>>30423988
I've fondly considered paracetamol. It just seems remarkably awesome for just setting up a nice, lengthy "fuck you" to everyone associated with me.
The problem with it is that it would cause me a massive scramble to get all the things I'm writing out of my head. That fucking sucks, so realistically I'll have to work disturbingly hard for a while before I take the exit plunge, at the very least to avoid that nasty panic. That sucks.
I heard death caps or destroying angels have the same cool quirk.
.22 short preferable right to the temple for the least possible. But if your looking for a non mess easy way get 1) duck tape 2)cpap hose and mask 3) helium tank 4) air tight bag of some sort
It will replace the oxygen in your lungs you pass out and die. That being said use ducktape over bag otherwise you may unconsciously take the bag off when sleeping and wake up with a massive headache from lack of oxygen
>>30428195
>22 short preferable right to the temple for the least possible
mess left that part out like a retard
>>30423996
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>>30428195
Come on, OP said weapon, not "gun". Are you that suggestible through images?
Anyone got that pic of how to behead yourself and make it look like you ripped your own head off?
>>30426862
Thanks anon
>>30426865
There's a line at which where you're just being an asshole to whoever has to clean up the mess you make suiciding. A shotgun reaches that line and then charges right past it.
>>30423988
Nerve gas
>>30423996
it actually cannot. period.
>>30428740
>> .22 can't kill you
>>headbutt .22 so hard it pierces skull and enters brain
>>kills you
>>30428740
Wat
>>30423988
.700 Nitro Express
>>30428740
it easily can, you fool.
>>30428740
Someone very close in my family committed suicide with my heritage rough rider.
So yeah, I wish you were correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5jo7aZzTw
It gets the job done
>>30423988
What type of gun you use isn't that important. Just make sure you have some common curtsy and lay down a tarp first. It'll make things easier for a lot of people.
>>30428961
or exploding out in the forest, or the desert
>>30423988
Orbital Laser Array.
>>30428903
damn
how'd that go
>>30423988
a knife
