Arguments your guns have while in the safe.
"Why aren't we in a safe?"
I need a safe..
"Black rifle matter!"
"Not this shit again..."
>>30417910
>"Ow, You are standing on my sling"
>"Of shuttings up you imperialist piece of shit, in old soviet warehouse it was of more crowded"
>"we still need a bigger safe, i heard him talking about getting even more guns. I mean he barley shoots us"
>>30417910
>"AK, calm down, it's not going to hurt you..."
>'You know nothing, American shits where eats AR!'
>'Rod of gold is emitting warmth, it is alive and does not move, is plotting.'
>"It's only there to help circulate the air to help u-"
>'CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA!'
>>30417910
Handguns are the annoying oranges of the safe.
>"Hey shotgun"
>"Hey"
>"Shotgun heeeeey shotgun"
>'FUCKING WHAT?!'
>"Whatchu doin?"
>'Oh for fucks sake... Laying here in the safe like always."
>"Oh that's neat! I prefer to you know, HANG AROUND"
>All the other handguns laugh on the pegboard because that shit was pure gold.
>'I swear if I could shoot myself...'
>>30417910
>it could be worse Ithaca, he could give us MLP finishes
>he obviously enjoys cleaning my big, gaping 12 gauge bore the most
>no way, 223 tight is what he really likes
>you're both wrong, 9mm is just the right tightness and looseness for his liking
>550: "OW! Dammit, 510, fuck is wrong with you?"
>510: "Problems, skinny guy? I need my living space"
>k31: "kids, be nice to each other"
>"yes pops"
>jg11: "gottverdammi jüngsters cahn't ein old langgewehr get somme Rest? Sie just bickering all times und die Amerikaner circlejerking und I need to be OILED!"
>M1 carbine: "Murica? Murica."
>Mossberg 500: "Murica Murica! Murica."
Meanwhile the pistols are all yelling profanities, but nobody can hear them from inside their padded cases.
>>30417910
Mosin: ...
Carcano:...
Mosin: :^)
Carcano: ....no....
Mosin: :^)
Carcano: ...no no no
Mosin: :^)
Carcano: ...pls...
Mosin: GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND!
Carcano: AH MERDA! No per favore!
>>30417990
Yes
Yes, I want this to be true
>>30417910
AR-15-san, why are you covered in semen?
>>30417990
My AK-74 is probably all flustered from being cleaned every time after shooting corrosive.
>i cant believe this nigga aint paid no gun support
>baby girl u know he still love you
>>30417971
>>30417990
>223 tightness
>>30417910
>should we tell him we can turn into upottes?
>nahh then he'll just want to fuck us all day
>is that so bad?
>hmm... Let's wait and see.
>>30417990
>http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53630462
>>30419531
>tfw this will never happen irl
>>30419605
>>30417971
>>30417995
>>30417910
>Gun Stories
>Sergeant Doolittle
FUND IT
>>30417933
>tfw fruitfulness somehow infested my safe attracted to what I guess is the warmth of the rod
The commie is right.
>oh god, I'm so lonely...
I only have the one gun right now.
>hey 1917.... How many Huns you kill?
>about a dozen, how about you 1891?
>5 before I was run over by a truck in east Prussia, after recouping at Tulai got 7 more in Seelow
>sheit, I killed 17 Huns before Finland declared independence, then I took down 9 Bolsheviks in the Winter and Continuation wars
>wow Sesty, that's impressive
>hey 1895! How many farmers did your purge?
>like 1,400 something
>all my other guns "oooooooo"
>PA63: my eggs were supposed to be over easy REEEEE
>>30417910
>as the most favored, beautiful and powerful rifle, I declare myself queen of this safe
>fuck off, he built us by hand and shoots us far more often
>h-hey, there's no need for that kind of language
>*Portuguese* you'll sleep-a wit da fishes!
>*angry Chinese* whippersnappers
>I'VE GOT B-B-BALLS OF STEEL
>it's been a week since we heard the sirens
>you guys think he's okay?
*WHIRRRRRRRR*
>wait what the fuck is- is that a drill?!
*sounds of metal being drilled*
>he didn't forget the combination did he? it's the date he joined the army
>Ah, light, I missed you.
>Shut up, it's only been a week.
>Since when do police supervise safe cracking?
>Is that a trash can?
>Wait no no no no no, NOT LIKE THIS
>Where's Harry?!
Grandpa out on the West Coast died at ~96, mother went out to deal with estate. Maximum over librul "all violence is bad so don't fight back" type. RIP collection, "guns evil, Holocaust happened because of guns." Couldn't make it out there cuz work.
>Grandpa survived the WWII Jap internment camps
>Grandpa spent his time in the camps smuggling booze in grapefruit juice cans
>Joined the army
>White lawyer buddy finds out Gramps is about to be deployed
>Runs onto base
>"This guy is 4-F, you can't take him"
>Drags Gramps off before questions can be asked
>When all his children are grown and moved, Gramps stays, grows veggies, learns to cook.
>Lives on his own in a bachelor paradise, comes around for holidays, birthdays, etc
>Neat stories about various shenanigans during the camp times
>>30417910
>Jesus Christ M1A, a little personal space wouldn't kill you.
>Save it AR. I'd give you all the space you want If he'd stop stuffing the ammo in here with us.
>isn't most if this 9mm?
>Hmph, figures. That stuck-up bitch gets all the ammo she wants just because he carries her around all the time. I swear if she was here-
>I am here asshole.
>Glock? Where are you?
>I'm right here!
>OW! Watch the wood furniture you whore!
*muffled yelling and screaming continues throughout the night*
>>30419871
Sad story bro.
>>30419531
But what happens after I use one of them to kill myself because I've no friends or family.?
>>30420620
They regret not telling you, they're too scared to take the next big step
PTR91: "Hey guys, did you see where our master replaced the mag pouches on his chestrig with 7.62 NATO pouches? I'm clearly his favorite."
Bushmaster A3: "Shut up you stamped piece of shit! Master cleans me all the time. I'm the favorite."
PTR91: "Says the jam-o-matic that seizes if you're not clean."
Bushmaster: "You kraut wanna-be piece of-"
M1 Carbine: "QUIET! All of you! We're at eachother's throats because we've all heard the rumors."
*silence*
M1 Carbine: "The master is getting an AK."
Bushmaster: "For the love of the cube, why?"
M1911A1: "Damn that sucks for you guys. At least we all know I'm the favorite pistol."
PTR91: "Well it's not sitting by me."
Bushmaster: "I'll kick it's ass if it sits by me."
Ruger LCR: "Master doesn't love me... "
M1911A1: *chuckles*
>Of course I'm the best one in here, I'm made by Benelli! All of you low-lifes have nothing against my unique and untouchable craftsmanship!
>Benelli Schmenelli! You aren't even a genuine Nova, you're just a duck gun with a pretty stamp. You talk big, but you only bag birds like the rest of us.
>How dare a simple remington try to put me down to his level! I clearly outclass you in every way!
>Cвиньи лoхи! Bы тoлькo cтpeлять птиц в тo вpeмя кaк я cтpeляю мyжчин!
>Can it, you fuckin' commie! We're all just plinkers now! Glory days are over!
>Sì, amico russo. Listen well to Springfield, we will never see the glory of battle again!
Mai più!
>has anyone seen Joe? It's been two weeks, I'm starting to worry.
>He's not getting any younger, that's for sure.
> Nah, he's on vacations or something.
>See? Someone is opening the safe, i told you
> Wait a minute, that's not Joe
> Why is this guy in a police uniform
> Hey, hands off
> Shit, where are they taking us
> I don't know, I'm scared
> Stay strong guys, for Joe
>>30420761
>innasafe
Makarov: so.... do you think the new guy will work out?
ar: i dunno, the 709 slept in the nightstand, new guy probably will too.
870: man i wish 709 was here, those stories about the brazillian chicks was great.
Marlin .30-30: son that boy was more full of shit than a texas pasture, all he did was brag about how slim he was.
Ts995: holl-up, where the stainless girls at?!?!
Ar: fucker you were made in god damn ohio, drop the ghetto gat act. Baby mag bitch.
marlin #2: i told you this would happen if they got the right to vote.
zestava m77: this is true. My purpose is to remove kebab. My steel forged to end the kebab. Now they are of overun my home in europe.
>>30417910
My Ruger10/22 pleads with my Savage Mk2 to stop being a dick.
>Savage he's going to sell you unless you get your shit together.
>10/22 please he's not going to sell me he loves me.
>Yeah? Para said the same thing, do you see him in here? No.
>It's only a small magazine issue he'll fix it again.
>Dude you wouldn't let that round out of the magazine when you two were hunting last time and laughed about it when you got home. He's gonna sell you.
>That was with the old magazine and it WAS funny. He just kept swearing all the way back to the truck.
>Old? He just bought that magazine 2 months ago and what about the other 3 that did the same thing?
>Meh he said something about taking me out Tuesday we'll see.
>Yeah we'll see some extra space in here.
Romanian PSL and Polish AK
>PSL: Do you hear that? it sounds like the toilet is malfunctioning, perhaps you could go fix it? Become a workhorse like you claim to be?
>AK: You're a Gypsy!!
>PSL: .........
AR's face when
>>30418508
Fuck that got me
>>30420739
>neglecting your revolver.
What's wrong with you man?
>>30417910
"I calla you a rebel scum!" (accompanied by excessive gestures with the loading arm)
"fucka you Yankee! The Southa will risea again!"
>Perkele...
>Cyкa Блят!
My Makarov and P22 make cute anime faces in their comfy gun socks on the spacious shelf while my rifle cram up together.
>>30419871
/thread. That's just sad. I appreciate your irons cervix.
Lol no safe
>Shield 9 is a smug little shit for being with me all day everyday.
>M&P40 under pillow is glad to be used regularly, considered the first line of defense, and not hated by her owner like other .40 guns.
>Beat to shit police trade 12g Mossburg silently guards the door.
>1925 mosin does nothing but berate custom made american AK in closet for being a mongrel.
>AK has an AR temperament and makes passive aggressive comments in return.
>1911R1 with unresolved feeding issues sits in back of closet, hoping to be fixed amd used one day.
...Fuck, I'm going to fic my 1911 tomorrow. Fuck you /k/ for humanizing my guns.
>>30423073
I have better revolvers. Trust me. Charter Arms After Duty is a better carry piece. My revolvers probably view the petty squabbles of the modern guns as a farce.
>>30425783
>Remington R1
Good luck anon, my friend bought one and some internal part snapped on its first range trip. Not sure if there's a trend in faulty guns, but being remington I wouldn't be shocked
>>30417910
>I thought chinese hated brits...
I keep my SKS and SMLE in the same case. Poor mosin is all on its own.
>I'm fucking cold
AR is uncased for now.
>Daewoo and Type 99 argue INCESSANTLY all day in rapid fire nip language of which neither understand.
>M17S shitposts about how he was TOTALLY in the Australian army ya rite cunt m8
>Mosin reminisces that his days of removing würst are over but glad to be in comfy retirement
>Ruger 10/22: Hey guys, how come I'm the only rifle that doesn't get hand-made food from master? He's owned me the longest...
>AR-15: It's not all its cracked up to be if you ask me bud, that shit fouls me up faster than anal sex after Mexican food.
>Remington 700 5R: What are you smoking, hand loads are even better than match ammo. Oh, wait, you don't know what that tastes like either.
>AR-15: Who the fuck puts match .223 through a plinking AR build.
>Rem: Even the 10/22 has had his share of federal GMM.
>10/22: Guilty as charged.
>AR-15: Fuck. At least I get cleaned religiously you filthy whore.
Rem: Don't talk shit on my cleaning regime! My bore stays perfectly fouled to keep cold bore accuracy!
>safe door opens
>All three chirping 'take me' like baby birds wanting food
>Glock 34 and bladetech kit get taken out and door shuts.
TFW you've dropped 3G's on a precision .308 build that you shoot once every three weeks because the closest range that goes out more than 200 yards is an hour and 40 minute drive.
>>30427864
>once every three weeks
>shoot every three weeks
Ha...ha... T-that sure is a long time anon...
>>30427936
Maybe once every three weeks doesn't seem so bad, but I work in a gun store and my family moved to Utah, where they have two shooting ranges that go out to 400 yards and 3000 yards that are a 10 minute drive away. My brother gets to shoot much more frequently.
Also, looking forward to the new cali laws coming down the pipe regarding bullet buttons. Either manufacturers will revert to pic related, or all rifles will be converted to "featureless". Fuck this fucking cuck state... how much security do state senators have around them during transport again?
>>30426596
Hey, someone else with a Charter Arms. I bet my Bulldog Pug and Glock 22 constantly squabble over whether .44spl or .40 is better in my nightstand drawer.
>>30428025
Pic related
>>30428082
I literally just saw that posted in /bpg/ and thought about how I just posted about Utah. I see night /k/ is fast on the draw.
But in all seriousness, I have a pro-gun and soon to be has-guns girlfriend. She's down to move up to Utah with me as soon as I finish college.
>Audio of hardcore German dungeon porn coming from PTR magwell.
>Grainy-sounding Hitler speeches coming from open-slide chamber of Mauser HSc
>80's West German synthpop coming from P226 bore (Modern Talking)
>Faintly heard Bandit Theme and odd looking smoke and strobe lights coming from Mosin 91/30 chamber.
The AK74, Mosin Nagant, yugo sks, vz52, cz52, and makarov argue the merits of communism with the FN High Power, and ar15.
The SS Volksstrum Carcano converted to fire 8mm speaks German with an Italian accent. mainly about the war.
The KSG wants to know when I'll get more shells and use her again. Misses the feeling of me shoving things in both of her holes.
>>30417910
> O/U
I say, I think I might be a bit untidy. Master didn't quite clean me correctly last time it seems my bottom barrel has a bit if dirt....How.....distasteful to say the least.
> Pump Action
Oh shut the hell up you stuck up bastard. I haven't even been shot since he's sighted me in! Just be damn happy he took you to his last range trip! He seems to gloat at how much you cost him. I used be his favorite gun goddammit! I was his first gun, and now he pays attention to me the least dammit it's not fair! *sobs*
> AR
Can both of you please shutup? You're bickering like school girls. Maste has shot me non-stop since he got me, I've only been with master for about a month and I already have 500rounds through me! Giving me no time to rest, he hasnt even cleaned me correctly! I have SMALL MOVING PARTS DAMMIT! They need upmost attention!
>Pietta 1851 "Hey why hasn't he shot me yet?"
>Glock 21 "He's too busy carrying me around."
>AR-15 "Fuck off glock, I'm just too amazing to carry around everyday. Have fun outside with the redguards."
>Mosin in the corner "WHAT ARE YOU THREE TALKING ABOUT OVER THERE?
>Weatherby 20g: Who this hell is this guy
>BBgun: I don't know some weirdo
>Mosin: I think I'll like it here
>Two AK's shouting in Romanian
>Two AK's shouting in Serbian
>The Mosin 91/30, 1952 SKS and Nagant revolver telling them to shut the fuck up in Russian
>AR and 1911 snickering in the corner
>All seven turn and start bullying them
>assault rifles arguing over who is favorite
>ARAK: "he shoots me the most"
>AK74: "shuttings up capitalist vaporware, you will be of forgotten design soon".
>ARAK: "At least I'm not MR1."
>Benelli: "...(someone actually talked about me)".
>AK74: "is truth there, but Kalashnikov is of greatest design. Galil, tell stories of Kalashnikov greatness."
>Galil: "..."
>ARAK: " he's been quite ever since he got stuck between the Egyptian FN49 and Mauser".
>Remington mosin: "Will you kids shut the help up? I swear, I had more piece and quiet and the eastern front."
>2 garand brothers telling war stories to the ar15 twins that will never see combat.
>ar15s are wide eyed and love sharing the space
>grumpy prewar Winchester 67 loudly complains about the youth of today as if 1022 isn't in the same safe. 67 couldn't give a flying fuck.
>.22: hey guys, how does it feel to look old
>.44: shut the fuck up .22, seriously you only look like an AR, doesn't mean you are one.
>12g: at least i can actually make master feel like a man when he uses me
>.22: yeah but you're bolt action, like seriously who is bolt action anymore?
>.44: sniper rifles, your borthers and sisters that dont pretend to be ARs
>.22: yeah fuck off .44, we all know he got you because of dirty harry
>.44 at least im man enough to get dirty
>25-20 in an old man's voice: i remember back when we couldn't talk!
>pellet rifle:...guys can i talk to
>all in unison: no
>>30428798
You have a bolt action shotgun?
>>30420710
But why anon? I'm so terribly alone...
>>30417910
>M39 shit-talking K31 for never being used in an actual war
>"at least I'm not a slav/snow-elf mongrel"
>perkele.mkv
>K31 gets ridiculously excited when I get a new brick of GP11
>FAL just sits quietly in her corner, trading stories in broken, Portuguese-accented English with the South African chest rig about nonsensical things. It looks like they're having fun.
>All of my Israeli magazines just yell at each other in Hebrew, trying to trade bullets amongst themselves.
>H&R shotgun politely interacts with the others, but mutters to himself in Chinese when nobody else is listening.
Damn I wish I had real friends.
>>30425783
Don't forget to lube the girls good :^
>>30428304
>SS Volksstrum Carcano
Pics please
>>30420620
Give it a try, see if they do.
>>30417910
>angry Russian, German, Italian, Swiss/French/German, French, and Swedish echoing inside the safe
Fucking kill me now.
>>30429863
That's a nice WW material you got there, try to put sth like a nice polish Vis Vz-35 a see what happens.
> 1858NA: "Howdy stranger, I'm new in this hellhole, how'it been 'round here? The big bug who bought me sure looked like a fucking faggot if y'ask me.
> Verney-Caron 12ga: "Sacrebleu, parlez vous francais?"
> 1858 "Fuck"
> VC12ga "Merde"
Shut up Arisaka no one cares about anime
>Colt AR-15: dang, I sure wish he would take me out more often
>Colt 1991: how's it feel to be a safe queen
>AR-15: Shut up! At least I'm not some renamed 100 year old design!
>1991: Aww, he's jealous that I get taken out more
>Remington 700: will you two shut up?! And gtfo off my sling!
>AR: At least I get taken out more than him
>R700: says the overpriced piece of plastic that is only used to ring steel
>AR: Hey, I've killed a coyote before
>Self-built AR: *muffled because outside my safe* that's me, bud. 25 yotes and counting
>Colt AR: Aww, at least I'm not some frankengun that he built when he was 16
>Built AR: what, you jealous that I'm older and get used more?
>Built AR: Heeey, buddy! Whatcha goin to the safe for?
>All guns in safe: SAFE?!
>R700: Range time?
>Weatherby 20ga: Not you! He's definitely going for me. I mean, I did help him get the 98 out of 100 skeet the other day
>R700: Hey, he never complained about my butt stock wobbling or falling off
>safe opens
>R700: Hey, man! Long time no see! We goin pop a deer?!
>1991: Hey, what have you been doing?
>Weatherby: He's definitely going for me
>AK: WE ARE OF GOINGS KILL?!
>put Walther in safe and close door
>Walther PPQ: Whew! That was fun, but he's got to stop with the "ride hard and put up wet" crap. I mean, 450 rounds and he just plops me back in the safe?
>Springfield XD9: Pansy! It's only 450 rounds! He put 800 through me last time. I haven't been cleaned in four months!
>AK: YOU CANNOT BE OF SERIOUS, XD. SLIMY GLOCKOFF WITH FANCY FEATURES! CAPITALIST PIG-DOG WILL OF LEARNINGS TRUE MEANING OF TIRED!!
>Built AR: Shut up, you commie pice of crap! He's just holding you for a friend! At least XD can be loaded
>ARE YIU OF INSULTINGS MY BOLT?! IS SIMPLY MORE OF CHALLENGINGS TO LOAD ME
>Colt AR: yeah, I mean, you don't even have an operating handle. Wtf is with that? And that butt stock. Man, that's a bad case of road rash.
>AK: NYET! RIFLE IS FINE! *continuous muttering in Russian*
>mosin DUCKING OF THIRDS OF BEING IN STORAGE I OF HATES IT BEING OF UP HERE DUCK MOM FOR OF HATING US
> youth matched pair with .22 and 20 gauge barrel I hear ya at least we were both shot least week
>20 gauge barrel chirps up I FUCKING WASN'T
>>30419708
>PA63
Fucking kek.
>>30429759
>>30431994
See the 7.9 mark on the top of the barrel. The nazi eagle next to the year stamp.
>>30432020
The 8mm round in the chamber.
>>30417910
Great, another extreme autism thread
>>30417995
MFW I hear the pistols
PTR-91
>You all are just jealous because he cuddles with me! I'm his first new gun anyways, and he hardly pays attention to you!
Mosin
>OF SHUTTINGS UP CAPITALIST WHORE. WAS HIS FIRST RIFLE WHEN HE WAS MERE CHILD. TAKES ME TO RANGE EVERY TIME.
SKS
>Quiet down guys, I can barely hear myself weeping because of this fucking Tapco stock
Marlin .30-30
>Have you guys seen 60 recently? The master's father kept her in the garage before master got us. I haven't seen her in a while
Marlin Model 60
>*Disassembled, waiting for replacement parts*
Remington 870
>All he's fucking shot out of me for the last two years is field loads from the sixties. Am I really not worth better ammo?
Mosin
>WAAA LITTLE CAPITALIST SHITGUN IS UPSET OF OLD AMMO. I SHOOT CORROSIVE BOOLETS FROM BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN CONCEIVED. OF SHUTTINGS UP
>>30417910
Nugget: Hey AK
Ak: What is it Grandpapa
Nugget: Is silly AR in here I can't tell with all these shotguns. Why does glorious leader need 4 shotguns.
Mosberg500: Shut your bolt action mouth commie
M1Garand: Kek you tell him son
Nugget: Hey Garand you ping lately? Oh wait no because out leader loves using cheap rounds.
M1Garand:.....Bitch I'm fabulous
Gun safe:!!!!!!
AR: I am back everyone move over AK I will be having a new companion join us.
AK:Oh great let me guess another unfinished lower....
AR:No an SBR!
Gun safe: FUCK we will never see light.
M9: Kek I get to go out
1911: Go out yes but not used
Glock 23: OOOH sick burn
1911: Shut your mouth
my guns love eachother but when my kids(spawn) want to put there airshit in my safe it's destructive in there.
>FAL: (with Portuguese accent) damn darkies taking my country, I told everyone this would happen
>10/22: you've never even been to Zimbabwe
>FAL: I've never even heard of such country, you must be thinking of the great land of Rhodesia
>10/22: you've still never been there
>FAL: shut up, not even the darkies I was talking about, mr cowboy
>>30431994
>>30432020
>>30432031
She's a real beauty anon
>>30429689
>Damn I wish I had real friends
Know that feel.
>(Smith 66) Guys, look at this smooth Lockwork. I have such a great trigger.
>(M&P 15) Yeah well we'really from the same factory so...
>(all slavshit)Fuck off capitalist oppressor rifle!
>(Glock 22)I go bang every time my trigger is pulled hue hue hue
>(all others) Fuck off Glock
>(Glock 22)I can count to .40!
>>30432182
lol pog boot FAL
>>30432176
>>30432102
>>30431526
>>30420739
Yall's guns are going to need therapy
>>30432203
>>30431132
Only one to make me actually laugh
>paints her nails blue
>hums Dope Head Blues while she works
>holds them up, considers them
>*sigh*
>"What's a girl gotta do to get some company around here? It's nice being his main squeeze, but still!"
>>30432337
Sup slut
>>30432359
Just because she as a heel release doesn't mean she's round-heeled!
>>30419598
>log in to view +18 material
Kinda shitty factory built purebreed AR vs quality part build mongrel AR
>sks: i am of likings this peace and quiet
>remington .22: i am so lonely
>THE SUN NEVER SETS
>THE SUN NEVER SETS
>THE SUN NEVER SETS
>THE SUN NEVER SETS
>>30419871
This is why you insist on a will being written and notarized.
>>30432337
Ay gurl wut ur numba
>>30427864
>fouls me up faster than anal sex after Mexican food.
Thank you for that LOVELY mental image you fuck.
>>30428082
MORMONISM
WAS
A
MISTAKE
>>30427864
Next time I hook with a chick, I'm gonna ask if she's down for Toco Bell and anal.
>>30427936
I h-haven't squeezed a trigger on a live round in over 8 months. Feels bad man.
>K98: Move over! Your nose is poking me.
>Tavor: For the last time I don't have a nose!
>>30429751
If you think about it. Delayed roller blow-back guns are self-lubricating... G3 gets wet all on her own...
>>30432994
Yes but would you fuck her raw because of that?
>>30428500
>ARAK
How do you like that? thinking of pinking one up.
>>30417910
>HK 2000SK: 9mm!
>Sig 229: .40!
>HK 2000SK: 9mm!
>Sig 229: .40!
>Npap: 7.62x39!
>AR: 5.56x45!
>Npap: 7.62x39!!
>AR: 5.56x45!!
>Mossberg: 12 gauge! :D
>HK 2000SK:Shut up!
>Sig 229:Shut up!
>Npap:Shut up!
>AR: Shut up!
>>30428025
>how much security do state senators have around them during transport again?
god speed anon. Do Lord Browning's work.
All of these stories are straight cringe.
But I can't stop reading them.
>>30432961
buy an x95 to make the k98 even angrier.
>or a Jericho
>>30433197
Yes and/or duh.
>>30433323
Your 12 Gage needs someone to argue with bro.
>>30433836
I'm actually in the market for an old full size jericho
>>30421608
So what happened anon? Did you sell him?
>>30417910
>hey hipoint carbine, whose shittier, you or the nugget?
>ANOO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE ChilLings out colt .22lr target pistole at leaSt I killed fascist pigs woth glorious 7.62x54r UURRAA
>hey mang, I maybe a nigger bruh but my brother killed more highschool students than the 2 of y'all crackers put together mane sssshhheeeeiiiiiittttt
>we wuz assault weapons and sssssshhhhhheeeeiiiiittttt bruh
>>30432961
Underrated
>>30417971
>I swear if I could shoot myself
Carcano: I think it's safe to say i have the most combat exposure of you guys
10/22 : I've killed more paper plates and soda cans than i can count
H&R auto: you know it's been so long since i was shot i can't remember the last thing i killed
Sauer 38H: Ja carcano, i had lots of exposure on ze ostfront vis the other officers... I vant to shoot communists again...
S&W Victory: Getting dropped once doesn't count Carcano....
Carcano: vaffanculo britannico bastardo americano!
S&W Victory: Yeah whatever you say spaghetti shooter
I have 2 SVT-40'S, a Yugo Mauser, a Walther p1, a TT33, a mosin, a Glock 20 and a pre 64 winchester 30-30
the silence is so loud its awkward for the whole house.
>Ohhh...Mosin, do the other guns hate me?
>Hmm? What do you mean Calico?
>Well. They say mean things about me. Like how I jam too much, how I can't do this or that.
>Don't worry. Even I think you're fine.
>Really Mosin? You mean it?
>Yeah. Get some shut eye now.
I like to think that Calico is the reject child and Mosin is the soviet gentle giant. Also.
>Fucking REMSHIT .870!
>Hey! Fuck you AR-15! You cheap whoRE!
>Ummm...M1911-san maybe we can-
>No. Your not "kawaii". Stop with that shit P229!
>This is why PX4, MOSIN, AND CALICO SLEEP TOGETHER!
>Can we Upotte?
>>30439300
>Calico
A LGS near me has three for 600 each. So very tempting.
>>30439326
Buy them. They are worth it. Sure they jam, but it's fun as hell to shoot. Everyone looks at me like I have a star wars gun.
>>30433223
I fucking love it. But the price is a tough pill to swallow considering the .223 options out there. As you can guess from my post, I've gone to stupid lengths to avoid getting a standard AR, although everyone who's shot my benelli MR1 says they like it, even the AR purest said it wasn't bad (about as high a praise as I'll get out of them)
>Guys, why hasn't our owner shot any of us in so long?
>But we were at a range about 3 years ago.
>Exactly, 3 years ago .22. And I didn't get to go since I wasn't cleaned.
>They didn't go the rifle range anyways, and I never got shot, since shotties weren't allowed in the pistol range. 12 gauge didn't either.
>You mean to tell me the only guns they shot there were .22 and MP-25?
>Yeah, they spent most of their time shooting some fancy guns, like a 1911 and a Glock.
>But we're HIS guns, dammit!
>Guys....
>What is it, Odd-Six?
>I overheard his kids saying that our owner died.
>What, no he didn't.
>But I heard them. I swear by my Remington heritage!
>You have to be wrong, Odd-Six. He wouldn't leave us behind. Right guys?
>Guys?
[spoiler]They're my grandfather's guns, and he passed over a year ago.
>>30423129
Uberti replicas?
>galil: I wish he'd sleep with me next to his bed
>mosin: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU KIDDO SPEAK UP
>M70B1: He likes me more, the only reason he has A1 next to him is because he's had those varmit rounds forever and figures they'd be good HD rounds. If he had soft points he'd use me! I was his first
>mosin: why are you whisper chuvak?
>galil: I shoot .223 too...
>m70b1: yeah....
Outside of the safe my A1 replica keeps an ear out for charlie. And schofeild giggles as I play with her.
>>30431940
Are you laughing at the PA63....
Or laughing because....
>Hungary
