Are knives still deadly in the modern world?
>>30413674
No, they have been non-lethal since 1987.
>>30413674
Push one really hard into your chest. Make sure it's made of steel.
Reply back on your results.
Then again, don't bother.
>>30413674
no. i cut myself with one last week and i still haven't bled out
I don't know, mind if I stab you in the gullet to find out?
Only to Eurocucks.
>>30413674
Not really
> Overwhelming police presence
> Instant communication with said police
> Ease of access to firearms
> People are larger and harder to kill
>>30413674
No, modern technology has made the knife completely harmless.
I stabbed myself five times in the sternum earlier today and nothing. Don't take my word for it just grab any blade in your house and go to town. Its remarkable to think that people used to be afraid of these things.
>>30413674
What do you think?
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_8_murder_victims_by_weapon_2009-2013.xls
Didn't a bunch of people just get stabbed in communist California? I don't think anyone died, yet ... but some peeps in critical condition.
>>30413674
Only with perks. But they do make you run faster.
You tell me
>>30413674
>a lethal weapon stops being lethal just because the time
do you know how dumb you sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0
>>30413674
I know that they're pretty cool, other than that, I don't know anything about knives, nor do I own any purposed for defense
>>30413779
Did you stab yourself with smaller knives first to build up resistance or just go for the harden the fuck up 'tis only a flesh wound' approach?
they'll kill, just not as fast as other options
>>30413703
This. Get with the times OP, it's the fucking current year for Christ's sakes.
Ask this bitch
>>30413743
Is that real?
>>30416253
0:54
Those are some fiiine breasts.
>>30417368
>he doesn't know about britain and knives
boy are you in for a nightmare
>>30417368
SAVE A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE
>>30416253
The music and editing starting at 2:01... sides > orbit.
>>30417435
It wasn't the original, was it?
>>30417391
Jesus. I knew about the gun laws, but shit. What about cutlery knives, and useful pocket knives e.g., the one on the bin? where is the line drawn?
>>30417509
There's no getting off mr churchills wild ride
>>30417509
Fuck I wish I was on my pc right now to show you the best of Britain... Someone show him the "oi is that a knife you cheeky wanker" comic
>>30413674
Nope.
They now have these special little saturday night special submachine guns, they mount real conveniently to the side of your head, or alternatively to your shoulder, and they automatically shoot anyone approaching you with a knife.
>>30413703
>1887
>>30417526
No words, I have no words.
>>30417572
This?
>>30417526
No fuck you I refuse to believe that's real
>>30417142
My dad used to take the L every day until he walked in his train one morning and found it was converted to a dead nigger storage unit.
>>30417509
21 foot rule
>>30417142
shes hasnt responded
>>30417509
>>30417572
>>30417702
Its real mate. People here are scared of anything. People don't understand the importance of tools because nobody does anything for themselves. When it comes to carrying a knife, there's three categories sort of.
1) can carry without having an express reason to
>blade must be 3 inches or under in length
>folding and non locking mechanism
>no assisted opening
2) carrying with a "legitimate reason" (decided by an officer which is stupid)
>you can carry anything you want as long as there's a purpose, I.E. camping or work meaning you need bigger knives or a locking knife.
3) Banned items
>stuff like balisongs
>gravity knives
>automatic knives
>disguised knives
I have my 2 and a 3 quarter inch SAK on me at all times but these laws really limit your options. Also policemen are fucking stupid and don't know their own laws. There was a man with a spyderco UKPC knife specifically designed to be UK pocket legal and they took it from him as it was an "offensive weapon" despite him having to give no reason for owning it. That and a retired martial arts instructor was tackled and arrested at a public event for looking like a threat because he wasn't smiling. They took his legal edc and a few of his rubber training knives from him. He wasn't smiling because of a disease that degenerates his muscles
Fuck
>>30417728
Hahaha holy shit. I don't know how to feel. Glad I'm not them I guess.
>>30417784
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185494/Olympics-2012-Parkinsons-sufferer-Mark-Worsfold-54-arrested-police-smiling-cycling-road-race.html
News article
>>30413674
get a life, bin that knife
>>30416283
Drink a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.
Generally speaking, knives are probably one of the best weapons for their intended range. It'as just that it's really close range.
>>30417859
Stab a guy in the eye he probably live
Shoot a guy in the eye he probably dies
>>30413674
I swear you will stop making these threads or there will be consequences.
And FUCK YOU MODS
FUCK JANITORS
FUCK EVERYONE
these threads are shit like many others. I always apply to janitor positions because I want to get rid of it. But I never get a reply or anything. The janitors and mods just sit on their thumbs and lick them clean instead of doing their fucking jobs.
Fuck you janitors and mods, you bottom the barrel, scum sucking, maggot infested cancerous tumor cock munchers for doing nothing at all.
>>30417580
we have the technology
>>30413674
>stab person
>they die
yeah I say it still works
>>30417973
>stabbing anywhere but vitals
No. All the hormone food has rendered us insensitive to knives. If you cut yourself with a knife, you will only bleed in the upper skin layers where the small vessels are. But you just can't cut deeper because the tissue is so hardened and scarred from all the chemistry in your food and probably a tumor or two.
Sad but true.
4 inch or longer blade. stab in neck or between ribs. report back if you evade murder charge.
>>30418009
Fuck you tripfag I've never heard of
>>30416167
MEDIC!
>>30417509
>>30413743
brits aren't european
>>30418289
not anymore at least
>>30418270
>99c
>brits
laff
>>30418289
>>30418311
EU =/= Europe you stupid faggots
>>30418419
No, they left remember? They're turning their backs on their friends in Europe because hate won and now they're a part of America, hate capital of the universe. Thanks, old people.
>>30413743
WTF DOES PEOPLE REALLY USE THIS SHIT?????
>>30416272
Good fucking file name. It's exactly what I thought of when I saw that.
>>30418649
I've never seen one in my life. Then again I don't live in a city. I assume its just a feel good bin for bad neighbourhoods in major cities
>>30417784
I've got a bunch of little EDC knives but I never take any of them with me on a night out unless I know I'm staying in my local pub.
Every club in town (the entire council district is less than 100k population) does pat downs before they let you in nowadays.
That's because of a few hip-hop nights at two or three places kept getting shut down cos of a bunch of coons coming over from Wolverhampton.
Relateable rage for you I'm sure
>"Anyone got any scissors or a knife so I can cut this?"
>lend them knife
>"Thanks. But why do you even carry a knife? Do you think that makes you dangerous?"
Yeah, that's why I Christened my knife Loose Thread Bane.
>>30413743
>>30418649
I don't think so, I remember some British dude saying that people used them as regular dumpsters, so they were being removed.
As you can see here
>>30418800
>>30418737
Fuck sake. When people ask and then condemn you. Get it all the time at work. I never go clubbing. I hate it. Been a few times with the gf and I just couldn't enjoy it.
Prefer staying in pubs. Though I've never been patted down
>>30417973
>Stab a guy in the eye he probably live
Maybe if your follow through sucks
>>30413743
>break into bin
>get 50 assorted knives/syringes/empty bottles
they should add one of those bins to fallout
>>30419190
>Fallout UK
>Visit Windscale
>A nuke crashed into the face of Elizabeth tower, so now they call it 'Big Bomb'
>>30420352
Still better than FO4
>>30417526
Spoon. More that enough to escape from alcatraz lmao.
>>30416253
>4:37
>The only way he gets me is if he cuts my head off
ISIS gotcha covered
>>30418800
>>30418851
I'd use the things as a toilet if I could get away with it, just to spite them.
>>30413674
if somebody stabs you with a knife you are likely to die you stupid fuck
>>30424295
You really can't prove that.
>>30424222
I was thinking the same but Bongistanis prolly have overlapping cameras on those bins.
>>30424315
People have been poking each other with pointy shit even since before they were people. There's plenty of data, fuck off.
>>30424315
>>30424362
Stupid question from someone who admittedly doesn't understand the cardiovascular system.
A CNS/Brain hit I can understand death is near instant. But why does a heart-artery hit kill you in seconds? While you will die from bloodloss, doesn't it take longer? And even if your heart stops pumping, wouldn't your cells have enough energy left in them to keep you going even for a short while? How is it the brain, the most complicated organ, survives for minutes but the rest of you falls into a heap?
>>30418539
>Bait for the bait god!
>>30427161
A couple secs interruption of the glucose/oxygen flow will literally shut you down in secs, I think.
Kinda like a sleeper hold.
>>30416272
You're pretty good.
well It depends just like shot placement. you have to know were to stab and slice. stabbing things like kidneys or the upper cervical part of the spine can kill slowly but effectively or fast. the jugular for example can make a person bleed out in 1 to 3 minutes.
>>30424362
Why would anyone care about healing times of wounds. If they have time to heal you did it wrong and are dead.
>>30416243
You're the stupid one here m8. People had to invent guns because evolution made man almost immune to bladed weapons. And that was in the 1400's. Theres been 600 years of constant war evolution since then, nowadays it would take 10 guys with swords to kill just one man.
>>30427161
Your circulatory system is pressurized, so guess what happens when you open it?
Blood pressure drops to zero and you lose conciousness.
>>30427161
>>30427793
This. Your brain can only last a few seconds without oxygen before passing out. If you are being choked there's all the oxygen already in your lungs and blood and that keeps going until you can't get anymore. With a heart hit you immediately stop getting more oxygen. It's exactly like a blood choke/rear naked choke/etc. You have a few seconds and then nothing works.
>>30429257
Tarantino plz go
>>30413674
Stab yourself to check it.
