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You have only seconds to stop the polar bear before it devours the baby seal. What do?
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>>30381082
Nothing , polar bears need to eat
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>>30381082
Run up and club it first.

I'm Canadian.
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Let nature go on as intended.
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Let it go
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>>30381082
shoot bear, club and then fuck and then skin seal
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>>30381120
This
/thread
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Polar bears are endangered.
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Let the tigers tiger

And let the polar bears polar bear
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>>30381082
Socialist polar bears support equal distribution of meat

There is enough meat for everybody if you're not a greedy capitalist pig
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Put up a sign saying this is a no-seal eating zone.
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>>30381082

Anything in a 7.62 Nato will do. One between the eyes. The Polar is going slow at first.
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club the seal to death
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>>30381320

Let a tiger lose on the polar bear.
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>>30381082
watch and be amazed by nature at work, you fucking cuck
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Throw a Pitbull in the place of the baby seal and let the polar bear attack the Pit.

Then sit back and watch as pitbull owners get triggered.
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>>30381455
If you insist
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>>30381082
Not a thing. Bears gotta bear; meanwhile seals lie about themselves in books.
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SEALS can kill Bin Laden, then can kill a polar bear.
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>>30381459
Seconded.
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>>30381106
Fpbp
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Eat the polar bear. It's probably more filling.
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>>30381455
>>30381789
Wouldn't polar bear most likely win? I mean tiger can win for sure but isnt polar bear coming out victorious more probable?
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>>30381487

> yfw the breed of peace kills da bear
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>deploy M1917 Enfield
>MANIFEST DESTINY
>Put on underwear so I'll look decent in photos
>pose for photos
>use stock to club the seal
>collect the skins of bear and seal
>sell them because muh capitalism
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>>30381082
club the bear to death with the seal.
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>>30381082
The bear is going extinct
the seal isnt (not as hard) , so let him feast
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Shed a tear of liberty as the bear exercises its god given right to bear arms.
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>>30381082
RULES OF NATURE
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>>30381106
This. Only the brain dead or the cruel save butterflies from spiders.


That said, i'll have my 12 gauge handy as i slowly back away from the Animal and it's food. Besides, i wasn't there for the seal, i was there hunting The Thing. So the noise may attract my real pray.
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I don't get the "baby's are appealing" meme.

The only ones who emotionally respond to seed are women and effeminate males who have given up on life.
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>>30381113
Underrated post senpai.
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>>30382694
>baby seal vs baby human
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>>30382813
>Baby Wrestling Federation
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>>30381082
ill just use a k98 to shoot the seal for the polar bear.
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Mastuerbate.
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>>30382671
>Hunting The Thing with a shotgun.
Nigga you better have a super soaker full of gasoline and dragons breath or a flame thrower.
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>>30381082
Um, continue to film the action, then start a bidding war between NatGeo and the Beeb?
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How would /k/ put an end to this brutal showdown?
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>>30383294
Heh heh heh.

Better call the doctors to give them the night off, i'll be doing all the operating from here on out
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>>30383402
Oh my god its so cute. Thank you anon
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Send in Russians.
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>>30382044
>breed of peace
good one
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>>30383401
jewish propaganda to promote race mixing with cute animals
fucking globalists
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>>30381082

Blame humanity for climate change driving polar bears into seal territory and then sucking some dick pacifiers while getting an abortion.
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>>30382254

Only Canadians club baby seals though while they complain how brutal and non-peaceful America is because they don't allow Transgenders to be seen as women.
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>>30381082
fuck ice marry bear get shot by SEAL
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>>30381082
Nothing but keep 45-70 handy for my self.
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>>30383401

SWAT team in full riot gear with shields. Just be sure not to get flanked by the animals.
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>>30383916
That's fucking adorable
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