Long story short was placed on a terrorist watch list for visiting a country the US doesn't like/deem acceptable. What rifle do I need to buy before Obama makes it impossible for me to get a weapon.
Hard mode; No AR-15
AKM
Full auto RPK.
lemeguess, it was Iran?
>>30374899
>>30374914
I want something that shoots 5.56, just not an AR or Scar
>>30374926
Galil
>>30374892
HK33
>>30374925
Turkey
>>30374939
Did you carry any raid spray over there?
>>30374960
Don't start that with me. Suggest a gun that fires 5.56 or GTFO
>>30374939
The fuck? Why would they put you on a terrorist watch list for visiting Turkey, a country which is in NATO. It is one of the most popular vacation destinations here in the Netherlands.
Or did you make some edgy facebook posts about how you were going to join the PKK or something, because then I'd understand why you are on the list.
SU-16A
SU-16D
both are either heavenly or shit, depending on who you ask
>>30374970
Single male traveling alone during the height of ISIS recruitment. I was targeted by an automated system employed by DHS to filter suspected terrorist. I've made some edgy jokes but they were obvious jokes and I wasn't arrested even after doing some dumb shit.
>>30374939
You idiot.
>>30374960
>>30374966
Turkroach detected
>>30374926
>AUG
>Tavor
>M76 Valmet
>>30374939
You fucked up, you made your retard bed, now you get to lay in it.
>>30374966
Mini 14. If you are a roach, please orient the barrel towards your skull the first time you pull the trigger.
>>30374966
I don't deal with terrorists.
>>30374892
>aiding and abetting a known terrorist
no thanks
I'm sure your friends Omar and Ali can hook you up
>>30374892
>placed on a terrorist watch list for visiting a country the US doesn't like/deem acceptable
>What rifle do I need to buy
None you terrorist fuckstick
>>30374939
Remove yourself. Just stop existing. Also SLR-106CR. But seriously- consider suicide immediately roach.
how do I know Im on the list?
>>30374892
Ata Turk would be ashamed.
>>30375174
Try to fly or buy a gun
>mfw reading this thread.
Nice to see Americans realizing the entire middle east is their enemy.
>>30374892
this is my ultimate fear. I bet the red tape you need to cut through in order to clear your name is probably impossible too.
>>30374989
I was going to suggest this. also mini 14, but that thing is pretty garbage as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcfqZFWpk9s
>>30374892
thats not how you get on a watch list, anon.
you get on a watch list because you need to be on a watch list.
>>30374939
But Turkey is European. Why would that get you on a list?
>>30374992
Want to know how I know you're lying?
>>30374992
Being a terrorist is no laughing matter.
>>30374992
Bullshit
My ass has been to Pakistan 14 times, 12 of which were after 9/11. I'm not on any fucking watchlist.
>Been to Iraq twice.
>Never on a watchlist.
>mfw it was because I was killing sandniggers for the Emperor.
>>30375387
They know you're a pussy.
>>30375417
They don't know shit.
I'm behind 7 proxies and 4 beers
>>30375346
Would be ISIS terrorist use it as a crossing point into Syria.
>>30375387
See >>30375417
>>30375349
I wish I was lying
>>30375129
"hurr durr i should be able to buy whatever gun i want but dont u dare travel" Tard
>>30375103
Nope
>>30375289
They never thought I was an actual terrorist they just used it to push an agenda of shit they wanted me to do. If they actually thought I was a terrorist I'd be in prison. Also don't even use Omar he was a gay man that hated himself with mental issues the ISIS shit was just to look tough he was a fag.
>>30375340
Lol they aren't protecting you bro by putting me on some stupid list and not allowing me to leave for a few months. If anything they'd put you in more danger.
>>30375675
what did they want you to do?
>>30375729
Casually spy on people
>>30375772
well yeah, how did you think spooks were born? training and hard work?
>>30374892
contact some uncucked congressmen and tell them of your plight
>>30375799
Can we get back on track this story is really depressing.
I'm thinking of a bullpup weapon but a Tarvor seems pointless unless full auto. What are some other good bullpups?
>>30375800
My mom says I should goto Rand Paul. I just don't wanna be on the news or anything I wanna remain anonymous. The FBI went to my job and interviewed people and they fired me :/. I wanna stay out of the public.
>>30375833
Perhaps if you stopped screaming in Arabic all the time and beating women...
>>30375843
Lol
>>30375823
>Tarvor seems pointless unless full auto
Idiot
>>30375833
You're just gonna stand by and let them fuck you? Do you at least have a lawyer?
If it was me in this spot and my life had already been destroyed I would be more than happy to expose them. Stand with Rand you faggot, help expose the farce that the jackboots call 'due process'
>>30375833
please tell me you're making this shit up. they're too lazy to do that kind of stuff without a reason.
did you make threats? visit certain mosques?
also AUG if you're looking for bullpup, obviously
>>30375833
>>30375656
Hi fbi/nsa/cia. shit thread. log my ip. fuck you.
>>30375918
He probably doesn't want to go public or isn't pissed off enough to fight it because he isn't giving us the full story. Think about it, he knows he's on the watch list and FBI investigation cost him his job. How many people know they are on the list, let alone lose their job over it? I bet this idiot did some fucking borderline durka durka shit and doesn't want to tell us cause we will BTFO him. OP is a faggot.
>>30375996
I did some dumb shit but not durka durka lol.
>>30375934
what up nigga
>>30375925
No threats, ever.
>>30375918
I probably will this weekend. My mom says I should just goto his office during a time hes there what do you think? The only lawyer that could help was too expensive and the FBI wasn't trying to jail me just use me to spy on people in a certain country/countries
>>30377443
>I did some dumb shit
like what
>>30377491
Don't wanna say lol.
>>30374939
we wuz roaches n shieet
>>30377508
Maybe posing with an ISIS flag, AK, and scraggly-ass beard outside Kobane was a bad idea.
>inb4 just a prank
>>30377532
Nah lol I never support ISIS. They're shitty less than human beings that rape children
AR-10
what on earth did you do?
Benelli MR1
>>30379659
Drove to Canada to avoid the no fly listo and go anyway.
>>30379754
You should know better.
The police break every rule so they can implant chips in your brain. And dentists put chips in your teeth.
They want to kill you for trying to live free.
You said or thought too many bad words and they documented it and watch you
Your basically a pet now.
You have no rights.
Surrender
>>30375340
>US senators have been placed on terrorist watch lists
>anyone visiting linux sites is on a terrorist watch list
>all US military veterans are on a terrorist watch list
the term is meaningless
>>30380149
I think they secretly want you to be a terrorist
Poor NSA is lonely
>>30377737
We can't tell you what to buy if you don't tell us exactly what you did
>>30377737
Yea, much better to be American and obey commercials starring pesos
Also
>2016
>not being a pedophile or cannibal
What the fuck is wrong with you??
At least not be a poorfag and buy a pony for you to molest.
Fucking freak.
>>30375702
Maybe by trying to prevent you from doing something you don't intend to do they will eventually force you to become what they don't want you to become.
>>30377443
>I did some dumb shit but not durka durka lol.
You visited Turkey and possibly went to a "training camp" without the intention to enlist... just as a way to enjoy summer camp with weapons. Then maybe you released and shared videos and managed a website or something that attracted attention.
This still reads durka durka in my dictionary.
Dumb shit classifies as shitposting on 4chan as I do and maybe getting elected as a politician afterwards just to see your guts exposed by some journalism edge lord.
>>30374892
Mosin and a shotty, get those banned please
>>30377532
>Maybe posing with an ISIS flag, AK, and scraggly-ass beard outside Kobane was a bad idea.
Lel... I'd better delete my ISIS flag folders I used to shitpost on 4chan pretending to engage in edgy storytelling
OP is gone.
>be OP
>tell everyone he's being put on a no fly list
>asks what weapon to buy
>then goes to his bigot friends
>Expects to say: "do you see guys? Even if I said I was on a list, they suggested me what to buy anyway. 4chan is evil!"
>instead, he gets a bunch of cautious or sardonic responses from people who are taking his shit seriously as every decent citizen should do
I'm sorry OP. Your 21st Century bait is still too old to be eaten. Try posting shit with a different expiry date.
>>30374926
PAP M90NP
AK that uses Stanag mags.
>i got put on the no fly list kay pls halp
Terrorist detected. I've already notified Grand Lich Feinstein so expect the jackboots for imminent liberation of your hajji ass you scumsucker.
>>30375833
>Literally followed by the government
>On some Kafkaesque list even though didn't do anything and gets rights taken away
>Got fired because of said Government
>Not trying to put the government on blast and sue them for a sweet payday
Either you really are a terrorist or a huge big pussy.
>>30377443
>TFW the FBI will never hire you to spy on people and be a spy like Don Chedel in that one movie.
Almost as sad as knowing I'll never be Emily Blunt and shadow an elite Delta/CIA kill squad
>>30380182
At least their not pervs like the CIA who keep sending me email and texts telling me I'm a "big guy".
>>30381572
>Grand Lich Feinstein
>>30381965
Those sick fucks should know your big for them
>>30374939
Anyone who believes this shit is fucking delusional, OP is some retarded 14 year old who made this shit up. I know people who travelled several times to Northern Iraq, Lybia, Iran and Pakistan, without getting put on some list.
No way anyone gets put on a watchlist for visiting a NATO ally, don't fucking lie OP. You could joke all you want, if anyone would be stupid enough to take a fuckface like you serious, you'd be arrested, not put on some watchlist to ressources just to see you're jerking off to donkey porn sites on a daily basis
Grow the fuck up you fucking child, or even worse manchild, and just start your stupid question with "what if", not by making up ridiculous shit
>>30380563
Lol you wanna read my letter i sent to homeland security? honestly feel like more people should know but I'm afraid to go more public wwiht it.
>>30383165
Lol I fucking wish. I honestly just wanna kill myself. I'm not gonna argue with you over this.
>>30381938
I wasn't gonna do some shit like that. All they wanted me to do was learn what people think of their governments and their opinions of the US. That's it.
>>30381572
Yeah the terrorist that knows how to fly planes and other task yet chooses to shit post on 4chan and gets speeding tickets every other day.
>>30381888
I don't know I don't want my face shown in public but I feel i have to with the latest developments in congress. I really just wanna keep to myself and play vidya and race car drive.
>>30384023
just kill yourself already you fucking idiot, if you can't come up with a better answer than "Turkey" as a reason why you're on a watchlist
you fucking uninformed, unimaginative monkey
>>30380515
I never went to a training camp. I rented a luxury condo on the river in Istanbul and sports car.
>>30384069
I honestly don't know their motive besides the outcome of offering me a job to spy on people. I wasn't arrested, I had a pistol they knew of and they even let me carry it when I met with them for interviews. Like I don't feel like telling this stupid story over and over again.
>>30384129
well then just fucking kill yourself you lying faggot
>>30384153
Why would I lie about this what would I gain?
>>30384162
i'm not your fucking psychologist, i'm just the guy who caught you lying and tells you to fucking kill yourself instead of trying to continue with your shitty story
>>30384129
>Like I don't feel like telling this stupid story over and over again.
well then how bout you just tell it once here and we'll pretend to believe you
I have gone to turkey and no one gives a shit, its literally like visiting England these days
>>30384162
It sounds like they thought they could pressure you into doing their job.
No surprises there, the FBI has taken to planting microphones in downtown San Francisco and Seattle because they're too damn lazy to do their jobs.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-19/fbi-has-planted-surveillance-cameras-throughout-seattle-you-just-cant-know-where
>>30384269
>we Britain now
>>30384176
I'm not lying like what proof do you want? I have a letter from homeland security stating "You're off the no fly list but we can't tell you" if you want that
>>30384396
lol you're fucked up man.
>>30375823
This, no jihadi would be caught dead with a Jew gun. He's be laughed right out of the training camp
>>30384251
I think you have that the wrong way round senpai.
