>you are walking along the street on a nice summer day
>suddenly you see a manhole cover in front of you being raised from inside and witness a spetsnaz soldier climbing out with a gas mask and a PKM machine gun
>you can only hear muffled mumbling inside the mask
What do?
>what do?
your mom
>>30373073
Welcome our new Slavic overlords with track suits, cigarettes and a nice place to squat.
>>30373073
Tip filter of my own mask and welcome our new invaders.
>>30373073
Help him out. He's clearly far from home
>>30373073
ask him why hes in my manhole and has he tested the air quality, hes not going to pay the fine
>>30373073
He clearly is having difficulty getting into squat position. I run toward him to offer a hand.
>>30373073
>man with a machinegun coming out of a manhole.
Shoot at him
>>30373073
>>Duck into an alley
>>put on my black trench coat, blalaclava, and fingerless gloves
>>pull out my obrez and vodka
>>put on the bandit radio track
>>slav dance my way to safety while quoting bandit dialogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA
>>30373073
I would welcome a fellow /k/aveman.
>>30373073
Inform the town about the overflow of sewage
>>30373073
My time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QmOPU9Mik&t=115
>>30373073
Considering I live in fucking Ohio I'm gonna start shooting.
WOLVERINES
>>30373229
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>30373073
Damn, the graphics in the new STALKER game look pretty good. I hope they fix all the issues with falling through the geometry.
mmph mhmhmph mhmph!
>>30373095
10/10 needs more sunflower seeds and newsboy caps
Pull put my mak and AK and welcome my new friend.
>>30373398
BUILD WALL
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>>30373073
Obviously, follow him down the manhole to mystical Slavic lands not known to humankind for centuries, where nuggets abound and the land flows with vodka and cosmoline.
>>30373073
Find hard cover. Fast.
>>30373398
>>30373073
Turn around. Go back in house. Drink some more cause clearly I'm too sober for this shit.
>>30373073
full sprint baseball style slide into his face as he pops up, breaking his neck against the rim of the man hole.
then shoot him.
>>30374583
I dunno man, it would probably be cooler if you shot him while you were sliding instead of afterwards.
>>30373438
Pfm mf dfmsphfm hmph!
>>30373073
Well, if I slow down, I know for sure he's going to shoot me so run at him as fast as possible and hope my body tackling his torso will cause him to lose his footing and fall off the ladder and down the sewer.
>>30373073
Have the smoker tongue in grab him at the rim so his weapon is down for a few seconds, but before he'dragged out of tge manhole, have the hunter on the roof pounce on him for massive damage and stack fall damage as he falls to the bottom of the man hole and then have the boomer puke on him and have the hunter and the horde finish him off faster than a heart beat.
>>30374583
>>30374611
Bullet Storm had so much potential.
>>30373386
/thread
I squat.
>>30373073
Holy shit what an uneven parking lot. It's like they just dumped a bunch of asphalt directly onto a forest floor.
>>30373073
>unnaground
I think I'd very quickly come to the conclusion that there must be something wrong with me, because clearly that's not what it looks like, clearly I'm hallucinating or dreaming or something and a Russian soldier isn't poking his head out of a sewer in the middle of Seattle, no sir
If he's facing away from me, run up behind him and jump on his ducking head. With any luck, he goes crashing back down his mother's slavhole and I get a PKM.
>>30373073
When did Pyro get machine gun?
Ask him why he took that left turn at Albuquerque.
>>30373073
Bring him home and nurse him back to health with grilled meats and vodka. Tjen adopt as pupper to remove atf
>>30373386
Underrated
>>30373073
I fucking miss >suddenly, spetsnaz out of nowhere
Shit his pants.
>>30374082
>Agartha is actually full of Slavs
>The miniature sun in the hollow earth is powered by vodka
>The soft echo of Bandit Radio is always heard
>Kalashnikov and Adidas surplus stores are everywhere
>Vodka distilleries in every town
The Slavs have a subterranean utopia in the hollow Earth.
ready my shitstick i am about to go into mortal combat
>>30373073
offer him vodka, he is obviously tired and pissed off after having followed his LT through the tunnels only to end up on the other side of the world before abandoning his lost LT and heading for the surface
