What gun should I get my dog for his third birthday?
bop gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBHwY5xVCc
Looks like he needs a set of wheels for his rear legs.
>>30370163
That's how he normally lays down because he is extremely long.
buy him a fleshlight and train him to use it
A hushpuppy.
Alternatively, a can cannon and bag of tennis balls.
>>30370172
Longdog is long
>>30370134
>paw purchase
>christopher_hansen_atf.meme
>>30370159
>dat ass
Some people saw my dog lay like that and thought something was wrong with him, they didn't know he lays like that all the time.
>>30370134
Post more Long Dog pls
I love when dogs stretch out like dat.
>>30370134
He's 21 now. Get him a pistol.
>>30370172
>for you
>>30370134
Ask the ATF.
Jk make a pvc tennis ball launchers. Or buy one of those 'K9 kannon's from walmart.
>>30370134
Yet another white youth wasting time and resources on a foul beast rather than fathering a child that will actually care for him when he's old...
>>30371049
I can't help but think of a dog being shot out of a cannon
>>30371069
yeah gramps that doesn't happen anymore
>>30371069
Fuck you, that dog looks like a real bro tier companion.
Get him a 22 so he can learn to shoot for cheap
Dunno about a dog but I bought a slingshot and regularly shoot my cat's toys across the house. He fucking loves it and actually returns the toys for me to shoot again.
>>30372358
Kek, nice cat.
I have a question, can your slingshot shoot rocks through windows?
>>30372496
I'd assume so, I usually just shoot pine cones off of my balcony because I'm too lazy to set up targets.
>>30370134
Beagle brand Beagle
>>30370134
Back mounted mini gun with squeeze toy trigger.
>>30370134
That bed post is lewd as fuck
>>30372617
I FUCKING HATE DOGS
>>30372748
Proper fucked?
>>30372804
Yes Tommy, before "ze Germans" get here
>>30370159
That dog wants to fug hard.
>>30370163
It's a pitbull thing, my dog does the same thing. She actually just turned 1
Get him your gun and a jar of peanut butter
>>30370134
Get him a catapult.
