Hello 4channians, it is I, a fellow private gun enthusiast.
Let us talk openly about the places we keep our undocumented weaponry.
Personally, I enjoy keeping them in hollowed out books and under the floorboards by my bed, how about you fellow meme makers?
>>30341379
I keep my AR in my oven and my Mossberg in the closet.
>>30341379
i keep all of my illegal weapons in your attic
I keep mine where it is at. Thats where.
Are u wit ze ATF?
HELLO ATF, FBI, DOJ, DHS, NSA. How is your night going? Running low on leads and cases to purse? Sure sounds like it! My dog was a good boy, he dindu nuffin!!!
>>30341391
That's weird, I keep my tavor in the oven
>not keeping your glock in the fridge
I keep my guns deep up my ass.
I warn you, I love beans, the occasional spoonfuls of sand, and spicy food.
Your move, lawman.
>>30341670
Ha.
>>30341670
I like to keep mine up my bum.
I keep a wellrod in my ass at all times
>>30341379
Mine are kept in several boating incidents.
>>30342223
Can you anally cc anything bigger than a NAA mini revolver or maybe a .25?
>>30341379
generally your wife's ass OP
>>30341379
ATF skinwalker, please tell us what you have against dogs.
I keep some in the lake, and some in go knows where because I lost it.
>>30342258
After years of training I can fit anything smaller than a Deagle brand Deagle up my ass.
>>30341379
pl0x stop killing doggos mr ATF skeletal
>>30341379
Come to my house and look for them, Mr. 4chan man
Wait a minute...
I keep mine safe in the hands of the local authorities because I turned them over when i realized that weapons of war have no place on our streets. No need to visit my house now.
>>30342258
I forget the model but my inlaw was watching his partner frisk some whore and a 2 shot something fell out of her money maker. The guy wouldnt shut up about it for weeks
>>30341379
Seems legit
>>30341379
>our undocumented weaponry.
What did he mean by this?
>>30341379
I just paint my guns bright pink and leave them lying around, no one notices them since they're not black and evil-looking.
>>30341379
Jokes on you, I don't have a dog
They're at the bottom of the creek marked 'caution: alligators'. Ignore the sigh, there aren't any gators there but you'd do well to coat yourself in some chicken blood for good luck before wading in.
>>30341669
What is HELLO?
ATF is alcohol firearms and tobacco
FBI federal beaureo of investigation
DOj department of justice
DHS department of homeland security?
NSA natioan securtiy agenccy?
thanks you in advance.
>>30341379
The guns are...
...INSIDE the dog.
>>30341379
>undocumented weaponry
I'm in the US, so...that's all of it? Here and there around my house in convenient places, I suppose. Like, closets and stuff like that.
Is this some sort of trick question?
If the atf would stahp shitosting and hurry up and approve my form 4 that would be great.
>>30345760
Why the rush?
How many gay clubs do you plan on killing?
Ok anon I'll believe you,
IF you answer me one simple question.
who do you shoot first?
>>30341670
heh. made me laugh. nice.
>>30345786
not enough
>>30345830
The dog is obviously more of a threat...
>>30345830
The python that ate the dog and the guy, of course.
>>30346012
>>30346012
I think you made my day anon
Well OP, unfortunately I lost all of my firearms in a tragic boating accident.
Oh well, I feel much safer now!
I keep mine by my dog, he has a pupper holster. He can quickdraw :3
>>30343844
>HELLO confirmed for Tier Zero super genetically enhanced operators for NWO takeover.
Helloith, I just joined the Templars. Geteth off your asseth and kill Muslims for Jesus and shiteth.
