>Meanwhile: on /k/ in the year 60,000 B.C...
Ugh.
mastodon bone better than saber tooth bone for stop power
Y'all fuckin whitey ice devils were living in caves while us negros were building motherfucking pyramids
>go innawoods to shit w/ buddy Grog
>attacked by sabre-tooth tiger
>Grog has homosex obsidian club, he hit tiger
>obsidian break like little bitch it is
>I jump in with granite club
>bash tiger head in
Obsidian fags BTFO, granite ten times better.
>>30336167
"KANGZ" tribe am up to no good again
>>30336161
>he of use bone
>not of use much gooder rock
It like you want tooth-cat to eat you.
Special snowflakes in neighbor cave start using flint instead of sticks for make hole in things. Stupid apes only like flint because black and edgy like them.
Me am get rock from Rock Land-in-Water Rock-Storage. Me give 3 pelts and 20 shells. How me do?
>cave painting related
Ban assault rocks now! You don't need a rock with more than one point!
> Clinstone will take away our sticks, and stones, and broken bones leaving us with only names to hurt others
> until they also ban salt names
> Drumpf will too as soon as Bloomboig gives him enough clamshells
Why did you not vote Croods?
>>30336124
ban big rock
small rock more than enough
big rock weapon of mass destruction
>>30336167
>whitey ice devils
Im using that. Also i don't think the pyramids are nearly that old
>>30336378
Even Stargate couldn't BS them as more than 10,000 years old.
DA KANG HERE MUFUKKAS
WE GOT DAT PYRAMID N STARGATE N SHIT WHILE U CAVE CRAKKKAS STILL LEARNING TO LIT DA FIRE
WE GON FUK DAT CAVE PUSSI NIGGA
>Clam eaters ban spear with hard points
How do remove big lizards now?
>>30336549
Make flint axe and tie to long stick later. Dog-killer tribe no kill you for that.
>>30336124
ME GET G36C ROCK FROM HOCK TRIBE
WHY IT GO BAD! HOCK ROCK COST MANY BERRIES!
>>30336568
fucking kek
>>30336242
>>30336361
Pick berry more berrypicker. No tell other in cave what do. You no chief. Chief no take rock, too danger from tooth-cat and big lizard.
Oogga! Size of stick no matter! Is stab placement!
Peking man Stronk! Grow rarger!
>.50 clamshellz plz
>>30336732
big rock cause more harm than tooth cat and big lizard
ban big rock now
>>30336568
Dog-killer tribe tell me I no need spear longer than 5 footz. Do that countz the length of spear head too or just da stick?
>>30336124
Allah ackbar
>>30336791
What dog killer not know not hurt them. Paint long spear funny colors and claim it magic not-hunting spear only there because shaman say so.
What better, pebble can throw accurate or stone that stop dark tribe in tracks?
>>30336637
Top kek
>>30336826
Where in cave do you hide pointy sticks?
>>30336858
Me know nothing of pointy sticks me dies in raft incident
>>30336858
Me wrap pointy end in fur and tell your mother to bend over. It work when dog-killers visit last moon.
>>30336838
Ugh saw stone kill pterodactyl out of sky. No pebble do that.
>>30336885
Stones and pebbles dung.
Bone is best!
>>30336885
>pterodactyl
>Pleistocene
Anon pls. Learn some prehistory if you're going to contribute.
>>30336895
You never get close to use bone on dark tribe!
>>30336191
Bone is small and me carry many more than rock. The mores you have the better me says.
>>30336905
Around blacks, rock attacks.
Me see big creature in woods. Big creature skin deer. Ogg say he see big mean thing too. You see big creatures?
>>30336934
Me wouldn't worry about it
>>30336942
You sound like big mean creature.
FIRE THREE FIVE NO GOOD, WASTE OF TAX PELTS
FIRE TWO TWO STILL BEST
>>30336782
Bungas that use rock on other bungas problem. Need more talk with medicine man. Rock no problem. Rock just sit there.
>>30336124
We need stop blaming spear for mass spear chucking. We need blamez radical sand tribe who worship god who sleep with tiny ones! Me like the Cave-spear tribe they say me keep spear with longz head.
>>30337070
If rock just sit there explain volcano. Checkmate no-shaman-ist.
>>30337085
Volcano only angry because berrypicker say dukey things.
>>30337085
Volcano god mad at berrypickers no hunt and no take god-gift of rock. So Volcano god give it to berrypicker very fast.
And me always talk with shaman. Shaman spear and rock chuck buddy.
>>30336947
For you
>>30337085
UNGH! NO TALK TO MESSAGE OF ANGER HUNTER!
MESSAGE OF ANGER HUNTER CATCH MAN LIKE SPEAR THROUGH FISH!
>>30337137
Who speak Kangz tribe me no understand himz.
what rock do u use for cave defense?
me use GROCK is very good but oddly shaped
>>30337147
Me have this rock. Me do good? >>30336234
>>30336124
>rock brand rock
>>30337155
overpriced rock
last rock i saw looked exactly the same sold for 2 pelts
>>30337171
Me am mad at that Big Nose Tribesman now. He said was my friend, give deal. TRIBE WAR NOW!
>>30337147
>GROCK
HA HA HA! GROCK go BIG BOOM! Unga with GROCK lose all pelts to get rock, Unga LOSE HAND AND PELTS!
>>30337180
did he look like cave painting related?!
>>30337171
>it LOOKED simmilar
>not knowing wound angles
>not knowing history of rock.cavepainting
>>30337147
Me use bone from Smoc & Wiss it small and fit in hole near me sleeping cloth.
Me Grog, me ask why fancy sticks are may-may hurting things?
>>30337204
me laugh that is caveninja as fuck
>>30337196
THAT THE TRIBESMAN!
>>30337194
Ever try fancy heckler & rock?
>>30337204
Fancy sticks still made of bamboo. Good western flint beat it to tiny pieces every time.
>this thread
>>30337223
Me have to work many moons to afford me just buy Smash & Whack for 3 pelts
>>30337230
wat is bamboo is eat?
>>30337242
no pelt-fag spotted
>>30337247
Bamboo is just stick from east squint eye tribe, they make much bad versions of west tribe stuff, but it cost fewer pelts so is whatever me says.
>>30337147
Cousin oog join MUHREEN tribe, oog say 5.56 pebble for sling is made to wound, other cavemen confirm or elder fable.?
>>30337257
stfu you norocks
>>30337257
He no can be spotted. Have no spotted cat pelt! Hahaha!
>>30337247
Bamboo is shitty tree, look like big grass. Not good for mammoth hunting spear since break too easy, not good for fire since burn like wolf droppings, not good for build since too bendy. Dumb treeaboos think because it have many layers it make good fighting sticks.
>>30337230
You jealous of better nippon craft-ship.
Fancy stick folded LOT of time, it cut anything.
>>30337267
All rock can wound. Wound make bungas kill. Cousin good fit for MUHREEN tribe, is dumb like them.
>>30337267
7.62 pebble is better design we lucky east tribe no want our women.
>>30337267
You cousin luck he no join navee tribe where the mount each other on rafts.
>>30337267
>thinking 3 5.56 pebble wont stop you
Yous never ben hit by pebble before have you?
>>30337294
Flint still beat it to tiny pieces every time. If bamboo so great how come it only popular in Mongolian cave painting about shiny shouting men and big boob women? Maybe spend less time jerking to boob paintings and more time finding real mate, treeaboo.
>>30337269
Me have job you still live in caretakers cave and stroke to cave painting.
fuck this thread, ar15 is goat.
>>30337343
That not goat. That ugly stick with poop on it. Did you hit head on last hunt?
>>30337343
Is that FAMASTICK?
>>30336124
Got weird black spear tip with handle from dark tribe. It have black stuff on it that looks dried on. Me think this too cheap, got it from sand tribe.
Should I give to tribe leader? Me think it used to kill nice man.
>>30337269
>Other caveman have more pelt than me
>This make me MAD
Have fun with wood for hunting big lizard
What arrow best for hunting sabretooth? Does Ugg get hollow point arrow or green tip arrow?
>>30337223
Maybe if want trade 4 or 5 more pelt than normal for shiny rock.
Femaleslaughingingroup.rockscrawling
>>30337343
is it ice-age again?
i hate iceagefags
>>30337343
Ug spot trip man-mounter. Not welcome in these caves with magic bangstick. How one kill with no points or weight?
>>30337368
Why use bow?
Use spear like real hunter
>>30337368
Hollow arrow ruin meat and pelt, me say use full flint tip,
>>30336301
All chiefs berrypickers. How you think make chief? Bury extra club in woods, moon will come to make war on berrypicker chiefs.
>>30337368
Sabertooth pelt thick like mammoth. Need hide piercing arrowheads and big bow. Skulls and pelts make nice cape when done though. Many females like man that kill sabertooth.
>>30337368
>take arrow
>wrap in something that burns
>burn it
>shoot
>???
>meat
>>30337378
Ugg would use spear, but Ugg live in Cali-tribe, spear no allowed because they say kill children
>>30337398
Me fucked up /k/ave Me fucked up bad
>>30337398
Me try this once, entire forest make fire now.
Me go look around for tiny pebble but all tiny pebble are gone from rock place. Me sad.
But when me go walk to back to my cave, I pass round Unga man cave and see many tiny pebbles!
I ask Unga for tiny rock but he ask for 7 PELTS FOR HAND FULL OF TINY ROCK.
RAAAGH! ME NO WAIT FOR TINY PEBBLE WASH UP ON SHORE FOR TINY PEBBLE! ME NO WANT TO GIVE ROUND MAN MANY PELT FOR LITTLE PEBBLE! ME VERY ANGRY!
>>30337411
Me remember this cave painting. Squirrels will never be same.
>>30337411
What Grognar do THIS time?
Why trees by mountain gone?
>>30337381
Fudd tribe please move across great water.
>>30337368
>hunt hunt sabertooth
>not hunt big big sloth
why you wound self on choice
>>30337419
Me hate panic traders and sand tribesman who shoot up man-love tribe cave
>>30337441
That not only man cave that received hot loads that night.
>>30337446
stupid left cavers blame spear, now berry picker chief say we no need spear.
>>30337328
>If bamboo so great how come it only popular in Mongolian cave painting about shiny shouting men and big boob women?
It not only popular in Mongolian cave painting, you cave lurker. It EXTREMELY popular in tribe across the water cause they way better than anything you filthy cavemerican make.
>treeaboo
Wow, me no heard that one before.
Come back when have good taste in hurting things.
>>30337467
but it was no normal spear
was assault spear
Why people on this cave-forum always fight over better spear? Kalashnikov spear and Assault spear both good, me no see why argue.
>>30337467
Bark O'Berry bigger doo doo head than his skin color. He only say that because he have many spear protecting his cave. He not care what happen to normal hunters and gatherers.
What rock best to kill big bird.
>>30337479
Competition make both spears better. Maybe some day we make spear that throw itself without using bow if we practice hard enough.
>>30337493
Bring rock big enough to bash your own head in if you not kill that thing on first throw. Better than eaten alive by ugly pigeon.
>>30337493
Me use savage 200 bc good rock for killing big bird
>>30337480
>Bark O'Berry
spirit leaving body
>>30337480
>he still hunt and gather
Ugg hear that in Eastern lands, Nip tribesmen learn to grow plants and make animals stay with them, me no understand how they do it
>>30337368
Hunt fang-meow?
Why not teach fang-meow to be friend? Help with many hunts, defend against night apes.
>>30337493
USE MOIST ROCK! MOIST ROCK ALWAYS RELIABLE, ALWAYS CHEAP, LEAVE BIG HOLE!
Moist rock all you need!
>>30337496
>tfw you never will live long enough to see automatic spear throw bow
Why can't I born 62.000 Years later?
ME GRUN USE FIRE ON HARD ROCK AND HARD ROCK TURN TO FIRE WATER SO GRUN PUT TO ROCK TOGETHER TO STOP FIRE WATER AND TWO MOONS LATER ME GRUN FOUND THIS...IT VERY POINTY AND NOT BREAK NEW HUNT TOOL MAYBE...SHOULD I TELL TRIBE LEADER?
>>30337529
>>30337529
Auto spear bow gimmick all me need is sling and grock
>>30337520
night apes not real is elder fable
>>30337517
Nips not get it right. They wade around in poop and mud to eat grass and sleep in bamboo fake caves while making dumb paintings. Cunt-land between two wet rivers in desert get it right. Grow things on land that only flood part of time. Put many rock together.
>>30337536
Pff, may may rock.
All you need is regular rock, "special" rock too brittle.
>>30337536
No tell, Dog-killer tribe take and kill loyal wolf dog
>>30337536
lol is useless look at colour looks like fish also isnt even a rock
>>30337542
You not survive night ape raid many moons ago. Me still have night visions. Me wish me had fang-meow then.
>>30337536
>SHOULD I TELL TRIBE LEADER
>AUTO WALK FOR COOL
You take new hunt tool and fall on
>>30337493
Do not use ARock. Make tiny hole not good for big bird hunt. Few tribe use ARock and have have buyer shame. Spend too much time worry about big nose tribe.
>Current moon
>Not using sharp club
Cave is full of no-pebbles
>>30337536
No, keep for self and use to hunt mammoth, tribe leader would just take for self
>>30337573
Chief say it was Pale skin tribe fault that night ape do raid. Me think chief want us to raid white cave.
>>30337493
> hunt of big bird
It like you think have too many arms.
Make trap better, hide and wait far.
No unga-bunga big bird, me tell you.
>>30337586
>Spend too much time worry about big nose tribe.
Nose tribe smoke signal brigade leave cave
do Rhino Horn make good stab stab?
Me get first rock from rock cave this sunrise!
What /k/ave think?
>>30337587
Silly anon, no Aztecfags come here, they all go to Pebblit
>>30337606
Rhino horn compensate for something? What you use huge rhino horn for that regular spear not good enough?
>Be Gor
>go to great village to trade shells and beads
>see girls sell selves for shells
>see berry pickers beg for shells and spend on firewater and funny weed
>see berrypickers break own family and not know fathers
>not safe to leave hut unlocked
>berrypicker stabs many homo with assault spear
>gor says homo club should hav rocks, gor says spears r 2nd right engraved on Great Stone by Old Elders
>gor get called head-sick and murderer
>>30337609
haha south tribe think the so good with their pictures of moon let them see future moons.
>>30337608
did u take ugliest rock of all cave?
>>30337606
>whole rhino horn for stab stab
Maybe if you austrolopithecus.
FELLOW CAVE DWELLERS I HAVE AN IDEA....what if we make clubs out of metal and have them thinner and sharper
>>30337631
What is metal?
>>30337606
If you can get it, but whooly rhino hard to hunt, it kill whole pack of hunter with ease
>>30337616
they all think you north star spin spinner?
>>30337608
Ban assault rocks, they're unregulated and proliferating our streets.
-Hillary
>different age same fag
>>30337606
Why use rhino horn when you can use .40 Smash & Whack. It has smashing power of .45 and carry many like 9mm.
>>30337631
UNNNGH! Every cavewall, no need stupid brittle rock club.
You need to live many moons to paint in this cave.
>>30337606
>Rhino Horn
>Take many pealt
>Have seam
I am laugh at you, my side travel many mile
>>30337608
Hi point trader has good warranty, will fix broken rock as needed
>>30337642
Tuk...does not know
>>30337631
stop shitpainting
>>30337655
ignore younglingfag he goes on about some BS called bronze age. Sound like gimmick to me
>>30337616
Gor good friend to homo tribe.
Homo tribe much mad; we find rock, smash anyone who try again. We remember Gor when big smashing time.
>>30337616
Most bads in life problem of night ape and sand tribes. Why chiefs not make them cross great water?
Trump for chief 60016 BC
>this motherfucking thread
>>30337647
Yes, they make mistake, i am not of /pol/ tribe
>>30337667
Me make rock to go beyond metal-rock
>>30337685
why he use smooth club? jagged club much better
>>30337676
is ice-age fag
every ice-age a bunch of norocks enter the /k/ave
>>30337685
What he holding? Carved tree? Why he not holding rock?
>>30337685
AGHH WHAT IS THIS MAGIC MOOVING CAVE DRAWING KRUNK CONFUSED
>>30337696
Jagged club ruin meat and pelt, smooth club smash good and keep clean pelt and soft meat.
>>30337685
is you a wizard?
>>30337685
>Crumbleur Painting name
Berrypicker found!
>>30337717
We tell shaman, shaman smash magic man
>>30337715
Yes, smooth club master-tribe
Jagged-club peasant leave cave.
>>30337707
shoo shoo inca-shitpainter
>>30337685
Both not as good as fancy stick.
Я poдoм из бyдyщих cyкa
>be me
>me am at trading post looking for tooth-cat meat, trade pelt and mammoth meat
>be am sniffing and look at tooth-cat meat
>only little bad-smell
>is okay
>concealed rock visible under loincloth
>berrypicker woman am see and shriek
"HE AM HAVE ROCK! HE KILL LITTLE ONES!"
>me am confused and explain can carry rock and it for protect little ones from tooth-cat
>shrieklady keep shriek, call Chief Guard
>Chief guard am come
>ask why lady shriek
>she say "He have assault rock, he am of kill little ones! NO NEED ROCK!"
>me am explain to guard me rock for protect everyone, he saw so on last hunt
>he am agree and clobber shrieklady with guard club
We am of rock, spear, and club buddy now. Bring many tooth-cat meat.
>>30337700
Me get rock by hunting, chief gave lazy berry picker me rock. lazy berry picker now shitpaint on /k/ave.
me smoke many plants a day does /k/ave think I can still responsibly own rocks?
>>30337762
Third rome no exist yet
>>30337758
Ugh, we paint about this earlier in cave, read walls.
>>30337204
>>30337717
Call clintstone tribe and dog killer tribe, make for great raid on wizard. Claim magic plant lab and rapid rock throwing in compound
SHOW UGG HURT FACE!
>tfw these covefags doesn't even know about glorius bronze
>>30337765
Oh, me am forget my face when we bring tooth-cat meat.
>cave painting related
>>30337758
found sticktacool fag he think fancy stick beat me older elder club.
>>30337758
>Slanty tribe lover believe this
>>30337765
>NO NEED ROCK
She no read big cave wall? Second part say "Ugg have rock, you no take"
YOU NO TAKE
>>30337790
mememagic no done here. only /pol/tribe oblige.
>>30337758
If stick so fancy, then why not bash tooth cat skull in on first try like club?
>>30336914
Me heard bone bounces inside tooth-cat. Tooth-cat gets mush brain
>>30337812
Because treeaboo no strong like we
Me and tribe hunt mammoth with big 75mm rock. Is safe because we far away
>>30337817
Me think you have mush brain
>>30337817
One with mush brain is you if you believe that mammoth poop.
>>30337805
Me am know. Me say so but shrieklady call me bad-man. Me not bad-man. Only way to stop bad man with rock is good man with rock!
>>30337817
Me like mush tooth-cat brain, best to have bone that make toot-cat dead unlike grock.
>>30337805
YOU NO TAKE
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>>30337785
Magic plant berrypicker as fuck. Make hunter stupid and lay around cave.
>inb4 old fruitwater also bad
>>30336124
Nothing. The world is only 6,000 years old faggot.
>>30337857
wat
ugh
>>30337835
Found east tribe man who think big heavy rock good. He only think because he saw too many red cloth tribe cave paintings praising slav-rocks
hello barbaric fellas, do you want to trade these strange rocks for wine
Me carve high point.
why tribe laugh when bring to hunting grounds
>>30337873
Me need no god me see what god tell sand tribe do. Me have women need no kill man-love tribe to get many women.
>>30337855
old fruitwater always makes me bash head of cherrypicker woman in homecave
>>30337774
You mad, shitpainter?
>>30337794
keep living in pass, elder
>>30337802
any good man believe fancy stick is better
>>30337812
You need skill to use fancy stick, it for smart man, not dumb man.
>>30337873
You keep funny-water.
You no speak at Ugg or little Ugg again
>>30337876
because you no night ape and still was pelts on hi-point. Should get Smasch & Whack .40
>>30337868
>being redpilled about guns
>believing jewish history lies
Such a bizarre dichotomy.
>>30337871
Bone fine for poke holes in rabbit or man, but not work so good on big hunts. Me prefer spear that work for all purposes like Shaman Chicken-house say in talk on scouts.
>>30337908
you know big nose tribesman?
gimme back my pelts
Ugg wish had Class 3 Rock License so could own assault rock like cave painting related
>>30337889
Me live in past you live caretakers cave still and are 15 seasons old.
>>30336176
>obsidian
>club
friend Greg has man mud on dick but you take spear up your uneat hole if you think granite make better spear tip than obsidian.
>>30337904
>Smasch & Whack
More like Smoosh & Whomp
>>30337937
OHOHOHOH, you say funny thing
>>30337937
That what I do to your mate's titties last night. Smoosh & Whomp for hours.
>>30337873
PAY ROCK-OATH
>>30337928
Me no need class 3 me live cave run by right cavers. You need save pelts and migrate from poo left cave.
>>30337929
Pant-jecting much?
Giant aus-aus creature make good mount in battle right?
/k/AVE, PLAY YOUR WAR DRUM BEAT FOR BIG HUNT!
My drum play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJzf5jqccw
>>30337933
>anyone using stone
Not using bone
>>30337984
Me think tooth-cat better
>>30337984
>aus-aus creature
We am of hold bury-ritual for you when spirit leave body.
Me and my hunt bud found thing in big woods
>>30337985
Me always play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
Me play many time in land of no-cave sand-eater
>>30337985
This me war drum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5uwihWGu-I
>>30336124
>gear-tribe paint cloth
>>30338008
But cave already have torches, we no need another fire stick
>>30338011
Me like war drum beat very much!
Perfect song for big man hunt, big and boomy!
>>30338008
>No point
>No long
You no survive cold times
>>30338006
aus-aus creatures not too bad compared to other creatures. for now-now least
>>30336896
but fathers father told me of lizard birds !
around fire when boy!
upset now!
fire stories gone!
Grug sad now
wanted to hunt big lizards like father's father's father's did
dream gone like last moons frozen water
>>30338043
I heard muhrnees ride aus-aus into battle. How you think it fair against slav-tribe Moropus?
>>30337987
fudd leave. I bet all cowrey that you have nothing but bone and fire hard wood.
>>30338008
Must give to fire god, Dianne Feinstone say
>>30338058
Your fathers father making shit up. Maybe he see old bones and imagine.
>>30336167
Egyptian, not nubians built those
Me find in big cave, what think?
>>30338064
Me have many bone you have few rock. You use all rock me come up and smash you with bone. Me later give you mate me bone.
Ug get long stick. Make hard whack but sabretooth no go down. What ug get for better weapon? Rock not long, stick not hard.
>>30338080
OOGA KILL-BLOCK
>>30338093
get spear have long stick and hard rock.
>>30338093
Put rock on stick. That kill tooth-cat.
>>30338093
Get better rocks and sticks and leather cords. Make bigger spear. Ask Arg tribe for build help, or maybe Brg tribe if you need really big spear.
>>30338104
me want please kill block
>>30338059
moropus not have bulk to knock over diprotrodon
>>30338111
Me think many number in row no tell lie
>>30338093
Do what Grog did, and use tooth from tooth cat to kill it.
>>30338105
>>30338111
You very wise. Ug take into consideration on next hunt.
>>30338090
you milk fat no face hair with no cowrey or bead that is why you waste money on heavy use meme bone from bear people wars.
>>30337790
me follows ways of father,
obsidian is best
cave painting is of every day axe
reliable, good stopping power, can use many times.
>>30338126
claw on other hand
>>30338143
Me bone strong you no smart
>>30338174
You ruin good axe with sticktacool shit. Treeaboo
>>30336124
Reminder: black water no melt cave stone.
>>30336124
Paint volcano god angry load outs
>>30338218
Found shiny hat-tribe member
>>30336301
>1 stone has been deposited in your loincloth
