Fictional /k/ommandos, late 19th century edition. Bill the motherfucking butcher.
>>30335053
I was going to say Hugh Glass, but apparently he existed IRL.
>>30335053
Pretty much every character Clint Eastwood ever played.
>>30335053
I wanted to say John Marston from RDR, but then I remembered that his story takes place in the early 20th century. But then I remembered Silas Greaves. Gunslinger was an incredibly fun in its gameplay and unique narrative. I highly recommend it if you like shooting games.
>>30335053
Book versions a bit more than TV versions.
>>30335109
Apparently he never had an injun son, and he was pretty chill, only went after Tom Hardy to get "muh pelts" back and that's it.
>>30335053
Bill the Butcher was a real person. Look up William Poole.
>All these Amerifats.
Edmond Dantes aka The Count of Monte Cristo can make you have a really bad life.
>>30335053
Based Bill the Butcher
>>30335348
You mean Hollywood Joos lied? I don't believe you, anon.
>>30335053
>>Fictional
A real 19th century operator was goddamn Davy Crockett. That man, along with the Samurai. Made taking a last stand not so scary. When all odds are against you, take as many bastards with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c24zIkPnLYI
>YFW using your gun to bludgeon a horde of soldiers
>>30335361
alexander dumbass?
>>30335418
>using your gun to bludgeon a horde of soldiers
Well it's not like he was going to get 3 minutes to reload his musket.
Uh.... Duh?
>>30335053
He looked so goddamn sweaty and greasy throughout the entire movie.
>>30335457
air conditioning wasn't a thing back then
>>30335348
He didn't get the satisfaction of killing Fitzgerald because he was an officer in the army, so glass would have been fucked. He forgave Bridger. All things considered it's hard to say if the irl story or the movie was worse. At leadt he got revenge in the movie
>>30335361
ol' bitch ass nigga wearing lipstick. More like Alexandra, hoe ass. foh
>>30335464
The fashion didn't help. Smell wasn't great. Idk how oral sex existed then
>>30335450
>late 19th century edition
And on that note Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, if for nothing else then the scene where he assembles his own gun.
>>30335053
Cullen Bohnannon.
He was dirty rebel scum, but he became one of the good ones after he turned face.
>>30335491
>Implying the stank wouldn't make it hotter
>>30335485
>wearing lipstick.
Some people's lips are naturally red, nigga. Read a book for once and ya damn life and shit.
>>30335491
largely the same as it was now. Whores kept bowls of warm water and perfumes to wipe their undergrundles to prevent stank.
its where the term "whores bath" comes from
>>30335519
>calling the 1800s the 19th century
Sometimes I forget this is hell.
Fuck this place. Its a shame this existence is all I know.
>>30335491
>Idk how oral sex existed then
I'm pretty sure it was considered one of the really freaky deviant things to do back then. Like wearing a fursuit or eating ass is today.
>>30335559
The 1800s are the 19th century, anon.
>>30335555
>"whores bath"
Never heard this before. I just called it a "French shower" or "Italian shower."
>>30335553
Sheeeit reading for the white devil
>>30335614
french or italian shower is just someone who has rather poor hygiene and only wipes themselves with a damp rag.
a whores bath you get into all the nooks and crannies specifically so you are still somewhat attractive to opposite sex
also i think a french shower is a euphemism for doing and hand stand and urinating on yourself
>>30335531
This
Though Rebel Scum bit is debatable
>>30335589
>fur suit
>eating ass
One of these things is not like the other.
>>30335531
>rebel scum
Confirmed northern cuck
>>30335559
1800s are the 19th century brah
Dr. King Shultz. Django too.
>>30335705
This.
Still upset he gave up his revenge quest though
>>30335531
Suck a dick you statist. The South will rise again
>>30335672
Stop trying to make your debauchery seem like a minor trifle, you depraved pervert.
>>30335742
I'm kinda okay with it. Rather than kill the guys, then be like NOW I AM PURPOSELESS AND WILL WANDER FOREVER like every revenge story, he just kinda realizes there was no point and he moved on in his life with other women and even children.
The guns give me such an outlaw boner
>>30335672
yeah eating ass is normal now
Doc Holiday's fictional counterpart is only slightly less bad ass than the real one.
>>30335788
It's about as old as oral sex, so it shouldn't be too surprising.
>>30335771
>The guns give me such an outlaw boner
The guns were cool, but the show's armorer was dumber than horseshit.
Finally could have had a real representation of a griswold, and they gave him a brass framed 1860 army. i mean, a pietta griswold costs less than their brass 1860. the Remington was cool too.
also, while the Henry rifles are time appropriate, they cavalry wouldn't have had them.
Otherwise it was some good shit. i especially liked the Swede until they made him some weird ass injun cult guy and then a mormon of all things. but then they went and spent two seasons to focus on the race mixing and the lesbians.
>>30335851
Didn't half the extras carry actual Griswold replicas too? There were a hell of a lot of brass framed guns in those early seasons.
>>30335531
"just cos you lose. don't mean you were wrong"
>>30335851
>Griswold replicas too
They looked like Navies to me. but it's been awhile since i saw the show. but if they were griswolds. while one of the most numerous of the brass framed clones, they wouldn't have been that common. which is why Bohannon having a griswold is a perfect gun for a unique character.
Although they probably didn't mean it, brass navies are actually unintentional replicas of the Schneider and Glassick. which was a brass framed Navy copy. though of the some 50 that were discovered, only a few are considered real.
>>30335604 #
>>30335737 #
I know.
I just hate it for some reason.
It fucks with my head that only ONE year out of a HUNDRED years beginning with 19 is in the 19th century...
So I use my own system.
You know my system is better. In my system, 99 years out of a hundred will start with the number they are called after. Much better than only one year in each century starting with the number the century is called after.
>>30335980
it's that way for a reason homo.
Year 0-99 is not the first century. only year 100 ahs been a full century.
>>30335829
The road agent spin scene is GOAT.
>>30335851
Yeah no it's not the most accurate. I wasn't good enough to pick out that stuff, but when I autistically scanned the IMFDB page people were complaining all over about it. The Henry is still such a good-looking gun though, come on, look at it
The Swede did take a weird culty turn, I'm not the biggest fan of it either and it didn't make sense to me but I still find him extremely menacing so I can applaud that at least. Gotta have that progessive drama tho. As long as Cullen gets that hot asian loli pu$$i I'm fine with it
>>30336000
GUYS ITS ME AGAIN CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE OUR CENTURY CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM
PLEASE?!
My system is BETTER
>>30336071
>My system is BETTER
>it's incorrect.
nah.
>>30336062
>The Henry is still such a good-looking gun though, come on, look at it
Son, that's an 1866, or a late transitional gun.
>>30336105
there's a Henry right next to it.
>>30336105
An 1866 is literally a Henry with a changed loading gate and a handguard. just like an m16 A1
>>30336015
Sorry, I had to correct a mistake in my post.
>>30336155
>just like an m16 A1
Whoops.
just like an m16a1-4 is still an M16. nothing significant is changed.*
>>30336097
Dude, the 19th century only has one year starting with 19
My system has 99 years that start with 19 in the 19th century
MY SYSTEM IS BETTER and if I get a time machine I'm gonna change it anyways
>>30336155
Please stop.
>>30336182
>MY SYSTEM IS BETTER
it's still wrong.
2 plus 2 is 4. regardless of how much you'd want it to be 5.
>>30336105
>>30336140
I did mean the gun at the center, my bad, I have the downs
>>30336207
The first century should be called something else so my system can be put in place.
There's no reason why EVERY century has to have a misleading name. The names are literally 99% misleading.
>>30336206
You first.
It IS the same rifle except a loading gate to load the tube magazine instead of using the tube itself and foregrip.
Another man did not reinvent the action.
It's not my fault it tickles your tripfag autism.
>>30336261
the first century should be called what is factual.
not some autist's 4chan ramblings
>>30335053
Bill the butcher was based on a real guy...
>>30335954
That would have still been closer to a Griswold and Gunnison than the 1860 army they used.
All they had to do was replace the barrel.
>>30336300
The 1st century only has TWO years out if a hundred that start with "1".
It should be changed just like the rest of them.
based Quatermain
>>30336586
Oh, my bad... It has more years than that. I'm dumb.
>>30335641
Also Bitch bath, bird bath etc.
When I worked as a moved I would carry body spray and baby wipes to clean up between locations
Mexican shower is just hosing yourself down with body spray
>>30336261
>The names are literally 99% misleading
Maybe if you're a mongoloid who failed 1st grade history
>>30336598
I was hoping someone would mention this.
The descriptions of Ayesha...diamonds.
>>30335771
>>30335759
He didn't really. After he killed Harper, who was there to get revenge on? It really stopped him in his tracks.
Just finished season 5 on Netflix, can't wait to see if he murders the Swede in this current season. Haven't watched it because I don't know where to stream it.
>>30336155
The loading gate, the hand guard, the lack of a retarded magazine system, the lockup, the cartridge, the action size.
The A1 and A4 a mechanically similar and DI, other than that it's a ship of theseus.you're one of those "cz75 is a bhp Clone" guys aren't you
>>30336995
No, they are misleading.
