>no humor thread
Disguise edition
>>30328620
>you see ivan, when make gun become of poosy
>no one hear yuo coming
>>30328675
Pull the trigger on lower AR
Round fires from lower AR
Bolt is racked back on upper AR
Bolt is not racked back on lower AR
One round and everything stops.
wut.
>>30328744
>Bolt is not racked back on lower AR
Why not? When the top AR fires, the bottom one should cycle.
>>30328744
Read harder.
>>30328744
Upper AR is probably set to automatically fire when the bolt goes into battery.
>>30328675
must...shoot...pupper
'bligatory
>>30329000
Jesus butt fucking Christ what happened???
>>30328620
>>30329050
Belligerents lost
>>30329060
>empty cheap studio apartment with just one couch that doubles as bed
>one nugget in corner
why do i imagine all of /k/ to live like this?
>>30329000
TRIPS CHECKED
>>30329069
Yeah but who are these crusaders and French army whipping out 20,000 people??
>>30329113
>>30329113
lol, what a little bitch.
>>30329181
>>30329000
There is one with the israeli fighters
Share it
>>30329054
Mgumbe, try to remember the basics of CQC
>>30328648
it hurts my fucking sides every damned time
>>30329241
>"He's passed out! Quick, jerk him off!"
>>30329279
>(possibly containing soup)
>>30329363
I thought at first maybe they were checking for priaprism but then it went way past that
>>30329363
Then we can all laugh at him for being gay later!
>>30329191
Who the fuck is Larry Vickers?
>>30329429
This, and why does he think he's so damn important?
>>30329528
Instrument of non-stop fanfare
>>30329605
>and made the magazine longer so it's an automatic
So that's how it works!
>>30329613
>youmotherfucker.exe
>>30329613
to be honest this kind of stuff can happen, and they played it off well
>>30329191
But seals use pic related
Anyone have the pasta of Ivan driving through your house with a tank?
>>30329050
Somebody cited a historian from the early 13th century, i.e. the numbers are almost certainly bullshit.
>>30329613
....how fucked are they?
>>30329191
Mini 14's are used as DMRs by Delta, NYPD SWAT, other various police forces, and embassy guards. Their pistols are used by the Seals. 10/22s are used by the Massad.
Also, I have never heard of that guy. Fuck him, I love all my Rugers.
>>30329909
>>30330175
Didn't know I needed to blow my nose till I snorted at this.
Thanks.
>>30328648
My sides
>>30328675
Why not just use independent firing mechanism of both guns?
>>30329297
i want to know where the cited the references
>>30330679
So that you can get 2 shot burst
>>30329297
>Casualties
>Finnish social skills
>>30329981
it cannot be accurately described in verbal form. the level at which they are fucked goes past the subatomic.
>>30328620
>no humor thread
For good reason. This should be a bannable offense
>>30329141
I'd watch it.
A classic.
>>30329181
sawed off mosin sounds awesome but useless
>>30332363
Do you even Oberez dude?
>>30330175
>>30329297
>Jackie Chan in a ladder factory with an infant.
>Deceased
Bullshit.
>>30329429
>>30329449
Someone with a very big ego.
>>30329282
Not right now you don't.
>>30329181
No.
>>30330175
>its actually real
>>30329113
Literally this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCUMv120oCw
>>30329141
>IMDB
>Disco Cops returns a result
Sadly it's not >>30329141 but still, I did not expect that.
>>30337486
You didn't think there'd be a movie called Disco Cops?
I wish there was a good way to work the context of that picture into the image. Much funnier if you know what the picture is.
>>30337486
The pic's from the Reagan Assassination attempt
>>30328620
Is this how Simo Hayha killed all of those Russians
>>30329225
>>30329050
>>30329951
No, what happened was they had a complete and utter lack of any leadership up front because their fucking king didn't wear his usual armor and got killed immediately. So his troops saw him get killed, and with no other leadership to rally to, had no fucking clue what to do, panicked, and basically surrendered or ran away en masse.
>>30328620
>>30337648
That is a hard puzzle there
>>30337673
Been about a full year and a half since I sent that in, still no response.
>>30337648
>two blades
>>30337273
You will never operates with wiggum
>>30337864
>>30328648
Every damn time.
>>30337888
>>30329363
>>30329386
Im pretty sure its to improve circulation
>>30337918
>>30329091
Filename kek
>>30329386
I now know for sure western medicine is way far behind.
>>30337888
>>30329610
>you will never have a double-barreled scope
Why live, /k/omrades?
>>30328620
>>>30329386
>I now know for sure western medicine is way far behind.
>>30338005
>when your TARDIS-issue handgun jams
>>30337953
Que?
>>30329191
Is he retarded?
>Hurr these guys won't let me set up and take up space in their booth! Those idiots have no idea who I am. I am the most important youtube video maker on earth. Now they won't sell a single gun!
>>30330879
Why not just make a freedom version of the AN-94?
>>30338153
>>30336525
>No equip cost
>Basically useless as any creatures that could use abilities to equip it have better uses
>>30338475
>>30328675
holy fucking shit that's genius
>>30338475
>>30328744
>How do I into reading comprehension
>>30338582
>McCree vs. Genji
>>30338552
>>30338582
What movie?
>>30338582
MUST HAVE MORE.
>>30330679
>>30338447
Because this is way fucking cooler. Quit being such a nerd.
>>30338624
This is from Sukiyaki
A must is also The Warriors Way
>>30329000
DEUS VULT!
>>30329181
why tho
>>30328675
WAAAAAAAGH
>>30338686
>>30329363
Not just passed out, but passed out with an immediate Fencing response.
>>30338760
>>30337811
Dude it wasnt actually a Total War battle, you know that right?
>>30338686
>>30329605
I've always wondered if this was genuine ignorance or trolling by the manga's author
>>30329429
>>30329449
he's a very famous tactical instructor with 25 years in the green beret and more deployments than mike vinning. he's got a very popular youtube channel, website, tv show, and a line of gear. daniel defense also sells a larry vickers AR-15 built by vickers own specifications (I personally don't like it). he also runs an internationally respected tactical school and teaches special forces and high level law enforcement personnel in tactical shooting.
oh, and he does gun reviews and shotshow videos, each that get a 100,000 + views easily.
the fact that you don't know who he is is fine, but the fact that a Ruger employee working a public booth didn't know who world famous larry vickers was is goddman embarrassing.
![E6SmyLr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5zTT4w.jpg "E6SmyLr[1].jpg")
Black and scary assault knot bayonet
>>30338832
I'm pretty sure this is real
>>30338626
>Cooler
Not it isn't, it's just retarded when you can have the same thing cheaper, better, more effective, and actually usable.
>>30338869
It is not embarassing since vickers is a fat fuck knowitall asshole.
>>30338624
Sukiyaki Western Jango
>>30329191
What a self obsessed cunt. Mattv2099 is superior in every way.
>>30338470
This one kills me every time.
I dure hope he ruined his fucking bow to get that retarded pheasant
>>30338918
>>30336854
And an even bigger gut.
>>30338795
Are you retarded? Because that's actually what happened. Like seriously, it took me less than 5 seconds to pull this up just now.
>King Peter rode to the front line, forsaking his royal armour for the plain armour of a common soldier. His army was disorderly and confused. When Montfort's first squadron charged the field, the Aragonese cavalry was crushed and Peter himself was unhorsed. He cried out, "I am the king!" but was killed regardless. With the realization that their king had been killed, the Aragonese forces broke in panic and fled, pursued by Montfort's Crusaders.
>learn2google
>>30338869
Larry pls go
>>30329386
Did you learn a new word recently?
>>30338964
>>30338977
>>30338869
so he is an idiot with a youtube channel and a fake background
>>30329181
>le xd i'm so randum guys i destroy things because it's cool xdxdxdxdlololo
>>30338939
>tfw i did that shit too i just didn't get caught
fucking amateurs
>>30330099
triple doubles, nice get
>>30339009
Man you've got to be a really bad shot to be less accurate than the LAPD.
>>30329241
>Fencing response
He's fucked.
>>30339040
>>30329225
people will fuck anything
>>30337045
>not looking at uzi users
>not looking at galil users
IWI is literally serperior to your mosin
>>30338964
That scenario, though true, is also quite similar to a scenario which commonly plays out when poor players (or poorly programmed AI) of games in the Total War series send the general of their army into the center of the battle without adequate protection. The death of the army's leader causes a drastic loss to the troops morale, causing them fight poorly and typically flee the battle shortly afterward. This causes the army of the player who made this mistake to suffer catastrophic casualties, while inflicting few on the enemy army. You see, the original post (seen here >>30329000) displayed the result of a historic battle in which this type of outcome occurred. The anonymous gentleman who posted it made a comical remark on the similarity between the real battle and the video game scenario, by entitling his screenshot "playing total war on easy". When you explained the circumstances leading to the rout in such a manner as to make it sound even closer to an event which would play out in a Total War game, I made a further attempt at humor by pointing out as such.
Fuck you for making me explain that.
>>30338886
You must be fun at parties.
>>30329069
Battle of Agincourt was worse
>>30339066
>>30328648
>No.
Lost it.
>>30329060
Hey, I got that same lampshade from Ikea...
>>30339111
>myfirstsexualexperience.webm
>>30328675
Absolute madmen...
>>30339132
>>30329000
>>30329050
>Montfort divided his army into three squadrons, and then led them across the Garonne to meet the Aragonese forces. Peter's ally and brother-in-law, Count Raymond, advised a defensive posture in order to weaken the advancing enemy with bowshot and javelins. Peter rejected this suggestion as unknightly and dishonorable. King Peter rode to the front line, forsaking his royal armour for the plain armour of a common soldier. His army was disorderly and confused. When Montfort's first squadron charged the field, the Aragonese cavalry was crushed and Peter himself was unhorsed. He cried out, "I am the king!" but was killed regardless. With the realization that their king had been killed, the Aragonese forces broke in panic and fled, pursued by Montfort's Crusaders.
What a chucklefuck.
>>30339111
>Ivan, did you fuel torpedo bomb?
>Of course Vladimir, fill with finest vodka. Was shame to waste, but all for science.
>>30338939
is that farva
>>30338929
why are you so mad.
>>30339085
I know, I love some of the games. (Rome 1 is the best)
>I made a further attempt at humor by pointing out as such.
>Fuck you for making me explain that.
Sorry mate, I thought you were an autist.
(though desu you did write like 200 words on TW game mechanics/explaining a joke)
>>30338731
>>30339009
I'm just so disappointed here. They couldn't his either of those cops? Really?
>>30339154
>>30329000
>filename
>trips
Kek'd & Czech'd.
>>30339162
Ha! Yes.
>filename
>>30339215
English on /k
>>30329060
I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary here. What's so funny?
>>30339099
Pretty brutal man, but I think this beats it.
>>30339169
And I thought you were an autist. I still do. We both think the other is an autist, and we are both shitposting on a Cambodian stamp collection imageboard, so let's just play it safe and assume that we are both autists and, by definition, lack the self-awareness to realize it.
>>30339245
>>30338497
>>30339215
>>30329181
What an asshat.
>>30339190
>Slav
As a Russian, I find this triggering. Only the degenerates in the Asian parts/countries squat like that. You try to do that in the European areas, people are going to be weirded out and the cops are going to start asking questions.
>>30337877
amazing, multi track drifting
>>30338929
I've never actually thrown my bow like that, but I've not handled it gently, in ever, the only thing I'm 90% sure would be busted would be the sights, and probably the catch - especially if it's a drop catch or something fancy like I have.
>>30339009
Is this fake?
>>30329241
Are they knife fighting?
>>30339268
I agree anon, let's play it safe. Here, have a battle turtle.
>>30338939
God damnit Farva
>>30339189
>>30339040
It's not real.
>>30339339
yes
>>30332226
>>30338869
Has Ruger said anything about the incident?
Otherwise all we have is Larry Snicker's "100% truthful and factual" account of what happened.
Not to call him a liar, but what are the odds he's "misremembering" what happened to put himself in a better light?
>>30339318
>>30329225
>>30339065
I feel as though these are just pranks to ruin a dude's day, just not copper crystals from pennies bad.
>>30339272
kek
Also
>Russian minorities
>>30339339
From a good movie, End Of Watch.
>>30339382
That sure is a funny way of saying Putin.
>>30339339
Have you ever seen a muzzle blast from a handgun in broad daylight?
>>30337666
Underrated.
>>30329909
Why is it black?
>>30339438
Because it's bigger than an inch and a half.
>>30339438
>>30328675
I've never been 100% clear on this, figured I would go ahead and ask- if that monstrosity is set to automatic, it just fires all rounds after a single trigger pull? The trigger doesn't need to remain depressed?
>>30337836
>>30339393
>>30339245
Anyone have that one (There's probably more than one case) where there was only one acting belligerent that managed to lose a bunch of their own to seemingly nothing.
>>30339514
Where do you even get custom flags printed?
>>30339514
>>30339537
Had it done at a sign store believe it or not. Wasn't too expensive either.
Since I'm such a nice guy I included the updated pic for the flag.
>>30339537
Kinkos or Fedex Office bruh, they also do banners and tiny flags. Or any sign/T shirt place that isn't a shit company
>>30339572
>>30338980
Priapism is an unwanted, persistent erection
>>30339630
>>30329241
>be kissless virgin in Africa
>getting pretty late in life, 12 y.o.
>need some kind of action so S'wahuluku and his gang will stop picking on me
>too skinny because S'wahuluku keeps stealing my UN food rations, no natty gains to woe his hoe
>planb.mudhut
>he works down at the local fight club as a fluffer
>sign up for the weekly fight
>no way I can win...the fight that is
>pretend to get knocked out 13 seconds into the first round
>LeonardoDiCapriothisoneisforyou.cecil
>mortal enemy S'wahuluku arrives and proceeds to jerk me into the world of the living
>marvel at the wonders of my peoples medicine for a bit, but hair trigger
>the fight lasted longer
>look him straight in the eyes and smile as buckets are cam by S'wahuluku's hand
>get AIDs and die the next day
>mfw
>>30339782
That's one for the scrapbook.
>>30338497
British Police Standard Issue
>>30328649
This is the best part of the thread.
>>30328620
>>30332226
An actual mongolian clusterfuck.
>>30339976
Why didnt we stop him then?
>>30339976
Ban assault toddlers today!
>Low profile
>Highly mobile
>Nearly unpredictable
>Easier to get than a pack of condoms
>>30328771
Because it's on semi, switch to auto and it will do that.
>>30339988
>>30339993
>>30328620
>>30329613
>It breaks when the leader goes to twirl it after recovering it
OH GOD NO.
>>30328648
can't breath
>>30329267
>9mm joke here
>>30328620
>>30329279
>>30329054
And they say the army isn't filled with confused homosexuals.
>>30340197
Thanks, Doc.
>>30339348
D'aw.
>>30340551
>green and pink
>daily dose
kys famalamadingdong
>yfw you will never drive a battle bus over trenches of screaming Germans, throwing grenades out the windows as you go.
>>30330175
>fattie zimmer grow a beard to hide his double chin
lol
>>30338927
Mattv2099 detected
>>30339189
Its a movie. End of Watch.
>>30340197
that file name
>>30328806
I mean that's literally what the text said so yes. One trigger squeeze fires lower, which cycles upper which slam fires, then cycles the lower.
>>30339111
Chex'd
Also did they died?
>>30338152
>revolver
>jam
>>30341430
It can happen, and it's a pain in the ass when it does.
