Things your guns would say when you first handled them.
>>30322577
>T-That's not how you use my safety, baka!
>I'm not that kind of firearm!
>Get your finger out of there!
>>30322577
Did you bring more food? Let's git fuckin for 6 hours!
>be gentle, it's been a while
>>30322577
>P..Please be gentle..
>>30322577
>Why the fuck are your hands so sweaty?
>B-but I eject from there!
>>30322577
"I sure hope you use me to shoot the faggot that makes these threads."
Take all this stupid shit off my you limped dicked faggot.
>You could've had SCAR but you chose me instead?
>You made a mistake, but I'll make sure you never regret it.
Goddamn do I need a drink.
>>30322577
DIE DIE DIE!
"My firing pin's gonna drop! I can't take it! P-please just break the spring tension!"
>>30322577
"You're new at this aren't you?"
What?
WAT IS THIS COMRADE?
RAIL?
WHAT IS RAIL,WHY DO YOU NEED RAIL?
I'LL SHOW YOU RAILS, RAILS LEADING TO GOULAG FOR STUPID AMERICANSKI.
oтвaли и yмepeть вaм кaпитaлиcтичecкyю cвинью!
>>30322577
Slap me HARDER you pussy!
>>30322675
koko how tall are you and what lenght is that stock?
Its non adjustable right / how is the cheek weld?
Getting an adapter for a ace stock but im not sure witch one to order i am 6'2
"Oh great, I'm going to be heavily oiled and stuffed in a safe until this whackjob kicks the bucket..."
>"Give me somethin to shoot."
"Lets move!"
"Standin' by."
*SSSST* "AHHHHHH YEAAA!"
"You want a piece o me, boy?"
"Outstanding!"
" I vote we frag this commander."
"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"
"If it weren't for these damn neural implants, you'd be a smoking crater by now!"
>>30322577
>mmm, harder, really slap me around good
Lever actions apparently prefer this treatment to working the lever slowly.
>>30322577
>OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
>NO! PUT DOWN THE SCREWDRIVER!
>YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE SICK!
>My grandfather's .357 magnum single action revolver that I disassembled when I was 10 and couldn't figure out how to put back together. I inherited it, I hope it forgives me.
"easy, sausage fingers."
>>30322952
You have a C-14 Impaler gauss rifle?
>>30322577
>Can illegals even own guns?
>newfag
>>30322875
kek
>>30322577
I AM FIND SOLDIER?
IS ANGRY FACE STOCKY MAN FINALLY TAKE RIFLE TO STALINGRAD TO HELP FIGHT NAZI? POUR OF BOILING WATER DOWN BARREL AND GO. THERE IS NOT TIME FOR TO BE WASTING.
You're a virgin, right?
>>30323083
>>30322577
>please don't hurt me
>that ring is barely hanging on
>don't chop me like those faggots in Columbine either
>I-I just don't wanna be thrown away
>please don't let me go
"Another virgin? Doesn't matter; that's how I like them.. :3"
She was kind, gentle and easy to maintain.
I still miss the feeling of holding her to my chest while on guard or lying in my sleeping bag...
>RK-95 serial number 971084 "Anni"
>>30322577
>UUUOOOORRRGHHHH I AM A REMINGTOOOOOOONNNN
>DON'T MIND THE BOOOOOOLLLLLLT
>SHOULDA TRADED OUT THAT SECOND SEVEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAOOOOORRRRGGHHHHH FOR A ZEROOOOOOOOOUUUUGGHHGAAGHAGAGAGA
>KIIIIIILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30322577
>get me my whiskey boy, the South will rise again!
>>30322577
>why do you have a neck beard and a fadora?
>>30322577
>eeeehhhhh the Rugas ah ova theh ya mook
>I ain't a 10/22
>I ain't even a semi-atto
>fuckin what kinda shit?
>oh, you want my fuckin ess?
>well slap my ess an gimme a cannoli, this friggin redneck came tuh dis place fuh me.
>what's up widdis vibe I'm gettin with you about havik launchas an bipods?
>>30323110
What gun was that, anon?
>>30323168
What did you buy, a carcano?
>>30323130
whoa, lewd
>>30322577
>for the love of god, do not fucking dryfire me
>no, I'm not a fuckin makarov, you twat
>the glass can kinda mislead you
>oh, you're not disappointed?
>yeah, I'm kinda heavy for a skinny guy. what if it?
>no, I don't have a fuckin slide release.
>WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE PULLING OUT MONEY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RELEASE MY FUCKIN SLIDE?
>I'm flattered, but what the fuck.
>that grip did feel pretty good though.
>maybe I can actually fuckin cycle properly.
>>30322885
I'm 6'0"
http://www.midwayusa.com/product/2023149181/ace-m4-socom-gen-4-stock-5-position-collapsible-ar-15-lr-308-aluminum-black
It's 5-position adjustable and it's cheekweld is much better than the old skeleton stock.
>>30323130
I didn't ask for these feels... Or a boner....
>>30322577
>WAAAGH!!!
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
>>30323173
the shotgun. she was cheap and I didn't care about the busted ring. she worked fine and I've since figured out how to load shells properly
>>30323182
that little shit with the typical Chiappa querkiness. so adorable.
>Feed me chechens comrade!
>>30322577
>oy wtf
>I'm just a stripped lower.
>there are whole rifles right behind you.
>nope, no burrs or any stupid shit on me.
>delton quality, ah tell you hwat.
>so, what are we gonna do, papa?
>>30322643
this one gets my heart and I don't know why
cute old timer guns
>>30323307
>what kind of parts are you gonna install in me?
>>30322577
"Why papa? Why would you let them (CA) do this to me?"
>fuck my life, your going to ruin everything beautiful in this world...
>we gucci as FUCK senpai!
>it's my first time
>i'm scared to meet your family. What if they don't like me?
>W..why are you looking in there!? I'm brand new of course I'm not pitted!
Everytime. I always feel the need to look down the barrel even if it still has the plastic wrap on.
>Nigga, we both know the only reason you bought me was because you couldn't have a M79 Now make some crazy hand-loads and let's go have fun.
Model 12 shotgun.
>>30322577
"Please be considerate of my feelings, I'm easily triggered"
>>30323521
Damn niggah where you get dat fly ass gat?
>i'm a beautiful and unqiue snowflake!
>wait... who the fuck is Gaston?
>>30322675
give me your seed
>looks so wrong but feels so right
>what is an orgasim?
>>30323131
hahah what gun is that?
>racking the slide sounds like smacking lips
>p-please treat me kindly
I will qt... I will
I just picked her up today (ﾉ´∀`)
>>30323628
remington 770
>>30323636
>>30323639
I sold it three days later.
>>30322577
>Why are you picking me up, don't you know my magazine release is a paddle, not a button?
>Holy shit, you used your trigger finger to pop my magazine out, the salesman didn't know to do it right.
I appreciate my pistolfu from Ulm, and bought her because of her paddles.
>oh god fucking dammit, another looky loo finger fucker
>yeah yeah, I've got an RMR mount, but you can't afford me or the optic, so move on
>...oh wow, you've got quite a grip
>t-that feels kinda good
>just don't make me a safe queen, I need to be run like a dirty little girl
And I did make her my dirty little S&W Core.
>>30323513
Poor 1911
>>30322577
nothing because noguns poorfag
>>30323886
Lookd like an AR-7
>>30323859
If you lived anywhere near western kentucky, I'd probably sell you a .22 for about $100. You gotta eat bacon and pass a background check though.
>I-I know you were looking for a Glock but the Navy guys bought them all, s-sorry.
>E-Eh?!
>why are you buying me?!
>I'm just a single stack!
>HOW many rounds do you have at home?!
That's how Shield-chan became part of my family.
Good thing too, the Glocks were probably going to rob liquor stores.
>>30323585
Are you a firearm?
>>30323160
BP revolver?
>>30322613
Lewd [/spoiler] but you know she liked it [/spoilers don't work on /k/]
>you know this is illegal in all fifty states right? Including the territories!
>>30324255
>>30322577
>Ara ara~
>You're not attracted an old rifle like me, are you?
>holy shit you actually called me a 1911 and not just a "forty five" buy me now
>Oh senpai, what stories I could tell.
>you won't sell me like the others did.... right?
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>>30324374
Is that a Mini 14 or a M1?
>>30322675
mfw you'r dog is more operator than me.
>>30324480
Neither, it's an AK that was seized from a Somali pirate.
>Things your guns would say when you first handled them
>1/2
>>30324515
>>30324523
I'm gonna need a source on this.
>>30324544
Kekkan Gun
>>30324564
I just realized that was garand in >>30324523.
>That's not how you wind my magazine!
>Did you get me because of that one anime?
>I jam a lot. But, you love me right?
>My helical magazine hold in so many rounds senpai!
>Not dicks you perv!
>>30324683
Calico? Also, which anime?
>>30322577
>Aww fuck, another weeaboo who will shoot a box through me once and play Cowboy BeBop for the rest of my life.
>>30324714
Yup! M950 to be exact.
Gunsmith cats, and Fate/zero were the animes.
>>30324714
The ONLY anime
>>30322577
>Feeling rusty
>>30324270
fuck that's sexy.
>tfw Canadian and we can get that with an easy-to-acquire Restricted licence.
>tfw Restricted cucks you to only shooting at an approved range and needing authorization to transport; instead of just throwing it in the trunk and shooting damn near anywhere as God intended.
>>30324223
[spoiler]are you sure?[/spoiler]
>>30323513
You son of a whore...
>>30324785
>that makes me moist
>Woah, easy on the action there, ham fists
>W-where am I?
>This is America?
>Y-you mean you put me back together from my parts and didn't even need a licence?
>Don't let them crush me again like my rackmates in 1988 and 1996
>Use me when they try and come for us, Anon. I won't let you down...
>>30324349
I would love my SPAS forever
wish I could find one anywhere
>>30324904
>>30322577
>Oh? A 20-rounder for me? You shouldn't have.
>be gentle, it's my first time
>yep, that's right. Rock that mag in there.
>>30324766
Dubs don't lie salute senpai
>>30322842
>>30324904
>B-B-But the SCAR won the SOCOM contract...
>I'm thicker than her too...
>You like me Anon-kun?
>I'll never jam or let you down!
................Murica.................
>>30322577
>I'll try not to kick too hard.
>I see you're only seven.
"Holy fucking shit, do you even know what you are doing?" While trying to close the dust cover when the bolt is in battery.
>>30324904
Almost brought a tear to my eye anon.
>>30322577
>JESUS CHRIST HELP ME HELP ME FUCKING HELP ME OH GOD
>>30323343
Pic related, it's my first and only:
An old JC Penney single shot 12GA.
Her name is Penelope for obvious reasons.
>>30323638
Nugget revolver?
>You're pretty good!
>>30322577
I kick harder than you do.
>>30325592
Here's another pic of ole' Penny
>>30325592
>>30325773
A-Always cherish your first guns, /k/
>>30322577
Riiiipppp and teeeeeaaarr!!
>>30322577
cyкa
>>30322577
>w-where are my brothers and sisters?
>why am I leaving the crate?
>It's been so long i hope I can hit the target for you
>you won't cut me up like they did to the others right anon?
>why don't you shoot me anymore? was I not accurate enough?
>I guess I'll just wait here until you need me.
>>30322577
Ara ara~ You want an old lady like me?
>>30322654
KEK
>>30322577
>myslíš im hezká?
>>30326906
beautiful k-31. i have never seen such a nice crest and receiver. mine looks good but slightly weathered
>>30326906
Old lady? More like a well maintained, smoking hot milf
>>30326877
ENOUGH
STOP
I DON'T NEED THESE FEELS
NOW YOU GO CODDLE WHATEVER FIREARM YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>30326877
What gun was this?
Presumably something old.
>"A-anon, what do you mean you could find my old friend?"
>"Oh anon, to speak to him one last time..."
>>30327298
holy shit
>>30323242
is Little Shiterinho any good (for what it is)?
>>30322577
>čumět doblba comrade, you've never done this before have you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sunsLde_ZWY
>>30325922
Always will, this girl kicks like a mule, just like I like.
Got her Christmas of last year.
I don't even know what I'd use her for.
>>30323931
>you gotta eat bacon
KEK
>>30327298
HAPPY TEARS
>>30323931
>You gotta eat bacon
This is now going up on every single armslist add i put up.
>>30322675
>central market
my niggy
>>30325922
I sold my first gun for $100...
Bought it with my own money so its not like it was a cherished family heirloom or something.
Still wish i could get it back though.
My wife had her first gun given to her by her dad. one day it will be our daughters.
My son will get my exposed hammer 12 gauge SxS i use for cowboy shooting.
![2011_0830_183103AA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/td49ghc.jpg "2011_0830_183103AA[1].jpg")
>You're HOW old?
>No, nothing wrong with being 24, but kid, am I really the gun for you?
>So, what, where am I goin, kid? A night stand, or a glove box?
>A holster!? Don't bullshit me, kid! You fuckin' with me?
>Ain't nobody under fifty even thinkin' about- you're serious.
>Kydex feels kinda weird... slimming though.
>Hot damn, it's been awhile since I was on someone's belt.
>Hey, I um... thanks, kid.
>>30328340
>Making an old girl feel young again
Ya dun good anon
>>30326877
Sounds like an SKS.
>>30328292
I regret every day that I sold my AMD-65. I just hope that the weird gun dealer I sold it to still has it. He doesn't get much business, so one can only pray. I'll buy it back the first day I'm in country.
>>30322577
Ruger mk iii
"I have no idea why you bought me, either."
>Your grandfather used me to stalk and kill bear in the Appalachian mountains.
>your father used me to kill anything that crossed his path.
>you take me out 4 months out of the year and kill one deer, the shame you have brought.
>.300 savage is totally a valid caliber, just because the military chose that glorified .22 over the glorious .300 savage. It cost more because its better, your a cheap fool.
>you need to buy me a new magazine before they are no longer available.
>why did you clean me, never have i ever needed to be touched with oil and solvents.
>i am the greatest gun in your closet.
>the commie keeps eyeballing me the corner, we should have destroyed the Russians the McCarthy era.
>>30328292
your first gun's always more valuable than any money, anon
>Sorry about the bullet button but that's the price of living here.
>Wait, we're moving to Texas soon?! Then why did you get me now of all times?!
>I-! was on sale? Well, it doesn't sound as nice when you put it that way...
>Hmm? Why am I smiling? No reason.
>>30323931
I live in West Kentucky but why the fuck you gonna do a background check.
>you're 12 and can barely lift me? well, I'm new, from just before remington went to shit, yeah, before 2007-2008.
that same rifle now.
>it's dark in this safe, I wonder if anon's crazy uncle will ever return me to grandpa.
>OH YOU ARE YOUNG BOY TOVARISCH?!
>I WILL SHOW YOU GLORIES OF MOTHERLAND
>MY FOLDING BAYONET SKEWERED MANY FRITZ
Now
>YOUNG ONE WHERE ARE YOU?!?
>ITS SO DARK, SO COLD.
>I MISS YOU, LET US GO BACK TO THE WOODS, LAUGHING BY THE FIRE AT NIGHT AND TAKING DEER BY DAYLIGHT TOVARISCH.
>>30322577
>Why are we at some gay bar?
>>30329110
Fucking kek
>"PULL MY FUCKING TRIGGER. >"YOU'RE FINGER IS THE ONLY FINGER I WANT"
>"I'M EJECTIIIIIING"
>>30328340
>ara ara~
so much ara ara in this thread
CUTE
OLD
GUNS
>>30322577
>Can we go to the woods today?
>Is it time to go hunting?
>I think deer are in season, let's go hunting!
>Fuck your job, I want to go hunting!
>Please anon, take me hunting, I want to go innawoods.
>>30322654
This desu senpai. My hands got sweaty as fuck when I picked up my first gun.
>>30331902
>Shhh anon, I know I'm your first. I hope you don't mind that you're not my first.
>I'm .38 Special and steel, I won't kick you, made for comfort
>Virgins are so cute
>>30325328
What gun would this be an issue with?
>>30322875
>Please dont lose my bolts rookiee
>>30322577
>Hey buddy
>You've been waiting for a long to shoot me, eh?
>Well I got more bite than you thought
I always wanted to shoot an M1 Garand since I'm a huge WWII buff. I couldn't believe the recoil it had, it was like getting hit in the should with a mallet. I don't know how the skinny guys during the war could shoot accurately with it.
>I'm a lot easier than that mean old Garand, ya?
The kar98k after I shot the Garand. Figured out why the krauts didn't use captured M1s that much.
>Lets go kill the cans! KILL ALL OF THEM!!
>mfw all these gun stories
>mfw never got to touch a gun because lol fucking piss poor third world fucking shitty place where most people of this generation despises weapons because leftism
It hurts to live.
>>30322577
yugo m48
>oh boy my previous owner didn't like me as much but I can tell you that you're special
mosin 91/30
>augh, not ten days on the rack and some teenager is already taking me home again.
argentine 1909 mauser
>be gentle sir, I am 107 years old. I haven't been shot since 2014. Please be gentle.
1860 army
>dude I know i'm slow, I know I jam, but you gotta admit... we make a hell of team.
Lee Enfield No4 Mk 1/2
>What do you see in me? I'm just a beat up old enfield used in WW2, refurbished and forgotten. I'm not the prettiest looking enfield by a long shot but I do have all of my parts intact.
1851 navy
>you're going to spin me like a cowboy aren't you?
SKS
>Dear jesus! Thank you, I have been suffocated in that cosmoline for decades.
80% lower made into AR15
>Why can't I see? It's so dark...My eyes are sown shut..I can hear a man talk - but I can't make any sense of it.. Woah. They're cutting into me..I think... I can see again! He's milling away at me but it feels so..so.. good.
>HNNNGG yes, keep going... Mill me!!
>Oh..he's drilling me in two places now..
>I'm completely naked for the world to see..
this thread makes me want to develop a videogame where your a guy working in a gunshop who can talk to guns
the Doolittle of guns if you will
>>30323212
Ppk?
>>30324993
There are several on GB and armslist right now.
>>30332097
do it bro.
an fps where the guns talk. it'd be hilarious.
>enemy drops rifle
>your pistol - oh no don't pick him up don't pick him-
>rifle - hey thanks for the lift buddy! oh man Frank?!
>pistol - (ah jesus) h-heyyyy Will! Good to see you!
>>30322577
Sir? SIR! PUT YOUR GOD DAMN DICK AWAY!
>>30332188
t. that one mosin nagant that got cummed on by an anon
>>30332138
3d´s beyond me. would probably be 2d and largely text based, atleast to begin with
im saving this tread and saving this idea
>>30329070
What is it young anon?!
>>30332223
2d would work fine.
remember: its the game mechanics (and in this case the writing) that counts, not the medium you decide to use.
>>30332132
Probably more like a VZ. 82, PA-63 or P-64, the guns that are in 9mm Makarov and always get called "Makarovs" by gun shops
>All these marture, experienced guns taking the virginities of young anons
Oh me oh my
>>30329104
I don't want these feels
Okay, don't breathe on me or I'll miss the shot.
>>30332072
>80% lower made into AR15
Damn it anon, your AR gave me a boner
>>30332223
>2d and largely text based
>largely text based
VN?
>I know my family's got a bad rep but thanks for taking a chance on me
>Wear ear protection you idiot! Fuck's sake!
didn't even have money for ear plugs after buying it but i needed to fire that gun that day
>>30325592
>>30325773
damn she's a beauty
>>30322577
>Lol can't even rack me faggot
>>30332700
fug, I thought i saved that as a gif
>>30332711
Convert and retry?
>>30332427
> /k/tawa shoujo
>>30332711
lets see if this works
>>30332133
huh, I'll have to check it out
thanks, my man
>>30332298
I like my guns the exact way I like my women
metal included
>>30332033
I don't think that's why.
>>30331944
Pretty much every rental gun I've handled at the range falls under this one.
>>30332808
Oh boy, looks like there's going to be competition
>http://bukishoujo.com
>>30332874
>Idiot
>Not Baka
ONE JOB!! Also what's comin out of her?
>>30322675
Velkomen to Poulsbo
>>30322577
Hi I'm a Beretta Nano and welcome to jamming!
>>30324904
>>30333551
Bad dragon cum lube.
>>30322577
>Oh, you make this old man feel young again.
>>30325592
>>30325773
Grandpa is that you? I know that single shot
>>30333917
You own one?
>>30332097
>the doolitle of guns
WANT
>>30332057
>because leftism
Not my fault you inherited the wrong kind of leftism.
>>30332097
>be me 18 year old
>tavarisch I've been hold by soldiers who killed many nazis and i recognize a good grip when i feel it. Just don't be tempted to throw me like a spear when you run out of ammo
Friend, 18 too
>i know i have 71 rounds but for Stalin's sake! When it's clicking like that you have to reload!
Female friend
>ok we are aiming at a target
>for fucks sake...did she just drop me?
>>30333536
i ain´t even mad, that´s amazing
>>30334214
They're looking for drawfags and writefags as well. I wouldn't mind putting my fifty cents but I need more Vilppu and Loomis to study
>>30323636
WE WUZ GLAWKS
>>30325461
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
No funs but
>what the hell there are guns laying all around the pawn shop I am just a pathetic crossbow
>a string-less, dismantled, pistol crossbow with a broken sight and missing parts
>wha- are you trying to repair me with scrap?
>y-you are pretty good I guess
>hey don't buy new strings for me it's not worth it!
>you actually got the strings on properly without tools?
>I guess I am complete now
>why did you put me by your bed, I-it's not like you can rely on me or anything!
>well, you can cock me anytime, if you have the strength that is.
>i-idiot
>>30322577
>I'm better than that Ak rifle so be as mean as you want. W-Wait don't through me in the mud!
>>30335108
You mean all ARs?
>you have unusually sweaty hands
>Why are you touching me? There so many other SKS here that are so much more interesting
>R-really, you think I'm beautiful?
>O-oh tovarisch, you make me feel like the most important rifle in the world
Now
>Yay! Comrade anon! Are we going to the range toda-
>Oh, you want to take VZ-58 instead, that's alright I guess...
>>30332072
>1909 Argentine Mauser
My fucking nigger.
What gun would say Dakka
>>30336616
All guns say Dakka once you start shooting.
Cz 455 and a P226
>Howdy partner ? Your Dad said you did well in school, you're a proud adult now, we'll do great things and have lots of fun together
>he's pretty young. you sure about this? well okay.
>I didn't mean to hurt him. I'm sorry.
>back to the safe we go! I'll see you next week!
>not this week? okay, maybe next week.
>it's been a long time. maybe you could take me this weekend? no, well okay.
>years later
>wait, who are you? I don't know you. put me back in the safe!
>wait, I remember you. you've grown up a lot.
>are you taking me shooting?! I won't let you down!
>>30323521
So when you go to sell that would you take a ham sandwich for it? Cuz I'm sure that's what it's worth. Not to laugh at you that much as that was first pistol as well. I ended up trading it straight for a tube fed marlin .22
>>30322577
1911> dam it carry me already you got the wilson mags-also it calls my usp the nazi bitch
USP> collateral house drills again to club music, knows it cant stand up to the love I have for the RIA clunker
>I can tell you're new to this.
>That's okay, so am I.
>I figure we'll just, you know, figure it out together.
>>30332672
Thank you anon desu~~
>>30334013
No siree. Sorry man.
>>30338158
lrn2 formatting, nigga.
>>30324503
wait so it was functional?
>>30332072
>1860 army
a revolver that jams?
>P-Please anon, d-don't sell me. I-I was with your dad, and grandpa too.
>>30331889
>The slow decent into sadness and despair...
>>30332097
Take my fuckin money
>>30322577
Walther P99c
>sigh no, I'm not a Glock 26, they're in the other case
>didn't you hear me? I'm a weird DA/SA striker fired pistol, you'll hate my trigger
>oh, you know how to work my paddles?
>you actually want me?
She was in a shop in the middle of nowhere for almost two years. Finally got her big sister, had to order her though.
>>30339229
E N O U G H
>Box is shaking!
>ow its bright, am still I in the store?
>why are you putting a flashlight in there?
>mmm buying some food too?
>12ga magnum sounds yummy
>Please don't put me back in the box its cold
>Are we in a parking lot now?
>oh this case looks way more comfy than the box
>its like it was made for me
>>30322577
put me down asshole
>>30339229
>>30322577
>"Uwaaah it's bright out. Oh, you're not a kid! >ufufu, you like little guns, don't you Mister?"
>"I'm thick?! It's good for accuracy and recoil!"
>"Glasses? I guess I need them... WAAH! I hit >a 9mm case from all the way out here?!"
>"You let me get wet you....IDIOT! Now my >skin isn't smooth!"
>"What are we gonna do on this towel? What is >the oil for? T-That grey thing feel sooo goood."
.22 LR Savage MKII. Bull barrel, Put a scope on it and she slaps cases at 175m. It rained and she didn't get dried well enough on the road home. Surface rust, oil and steel wool fixed that. Need to blue her again.
Bought a Golani, waiting for me when I get back, plus my franken AR needs to get gucci'd. Not sure how the EAA Witness is gonna be.
It's okay, it's my first time as well
Hey, let's go to Pulse
>Why did you put me next to your bed? I have seen your asshole and balls more times than any chick ever will. Why do you grab me to shoot at coyotes when you're naked at 2 am?
I love you too, double barrel shotgun.
>Are we going back to Europe?!
No, you salty old man, we will live in peace now.
>w-what? You're not the old guy that usually uses me
>You seem to know what you're doing though
>...
>Kids gotta start somewhere I guess
>You got a couple center mass
>W-whoa hey calm down bud, don't pull my trigger so fast
First gun I shot, grandpappys .38 revolver when I was ~16 or so
>>30339229
I still fucking regret it. God fucking damn it please kill me.
>>30322577
>is this your first time
>pomf
>W-what are we gonna do on the mat?
>>30333536
Well tits.
>>30322577
>why are you naked and why do you have a boner?
>>30324993
>>30332878
Tell me how it goes. Remember to get a new receiver and stock buffer.
>>30322577
How would something like the boy scout rifles I used act?
>Oh... hello there~
>New shooters already? Is it your first time? Of course it is~
>Just be easy sweetie, don't worry to much, I've had plenty of practice, I'll make it easy for you~
>KILL ME
An ENTIRE THREAD dedicated to personifying objects like this is a great way to make someone experience an insane rollercoaster of emotions.
>>30323535
That shit's too real mang.
>>30322577
>Tovarisch, where is Misha
>Unhand me you filthy capitalist
>Hold me like a man, pathetic boy
>>30322577
nothing but muttering about being a cheap bastard probably
it goes something like this
>Hai there!
>I'm sorry, i think you have me confused with some of the other Beretta pistols hehe...
>The FS models are further down the case...I think you'd rather handle them!
>Yea, I know, I only have a single sided safety..
>...And my magazine release button is at the bottom of my grip...
>Wh-what? Y-you think that its cute?
>And you actually like my safety and chubby grip?
>Well...thank you...Yeah I have the same barrel length as the other girls!
> I come apart the same way too!
>W-Wait...y-you like me?
>Anon...it's pretty hard to find magazines for me...
>and I won't fit in most holsters..
>...You're just saying that, no one would ever modify one just for me...It'd just scuff up my already worn finish.
>Oh, now you're just playing with me! Who the hell would cerakote an old, irrelevant gun like me!
>W-wait, what are you doing? Why are you giving him money?
>Y-you're taking me home?!
>A-and you're going to carry me to work?!
>W-won't you be embarrassed? I know I still hold 15+1 but...
>Th-thank you...I'll show you I'm every bit as good as those newer model girls!
Oh Alessa, I'll never let you go~
>>30322577
I think he's into me
>>30341628
