GEAR CHECK
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If you don't have AT LEAST knife on you right now you just failed.
>>30243240
I'm good
>>30243240
I got a dagger and a cold steel tanto, also a 1911 between the headboard and matress I'm sitting on.
BABY CHECK
If you don't have AT LEAST one living daughter right now you just failed.
All good here. Couple firearms on top of the hutch round the corner too.
>>30243240
I've got a Rock hard cock, an easy best hard boiled egg wave edition by Tenga, and a tube of astroglide. Your move, pretty boy.
>>30243240
>ftw you're wearing shorts with no pockets and all your guns but a splatgat are over 1000miles away
>>30244602
Clean ur fucking bathroom
Kukri 3 folders and a Ka-Bar with in reach along with my Sig p220 I think I clear oh and my security guard bag so if he really wants to get anal I probably have more gear with me anyways
>>30243240
im in bed
>>30244602
Chris, clean your fucking bathroom
>>30245027
>no pockets
Are you a woman?
>>30243240
No knife but at least a decent keychain with a lot of keys. I've had to use it to defend myself before soni know it works, plus it better than getting assreamed by a overzealous cop for carrying a knife in a public area.
Yeah the self defense laws in my country are insane
>>30243240
>no pants
>no shirt
>no underwear
>no knife
>no phone
>no multi tool
>no paracord bracelet
>no tactical edc light
>no backup penlight
>no monkey fist key chain
Just my tablet and 1911 in my lap. I'm fine senpai.
I have a cold steel kobun. Very slim profile and large enough to reach vitals but planning on changing it for the CRKT folder known as Hissatsu.
Not a fan of jap stuff btw. Just happen to like these two knifes.
>>30246755
>wearing running shorts with pockets
But seriously I guess the shorts technically have a pocket but I'm not going to put anything in it anyways. If I run in shorts I'll have a pack on or a armband I'll toss an ID, phone and maybe keys in.
>>30248384
Profile so thin it fits in my sports jacket pocket without printing. Same goes with pockets.
>>30246755
No I am Amish.
Pockets are for idle hands, and idle hands are the devil's workshop.
>>30248396
Yes I'm aware I'm a neaderthal
>>30243240
An actual gear check by that guy would require a 30 minute rambling intro monologue. I'd get bored 2 minutes in an wander off, but he would keep going.
In any case, letting an autistic retard check your gear or caring about his opinion makes you a retard yourself.
>>30243790
Acquire chair and table.
Nut'nFaggy sucks cawks
>>30243240
im taking a poo, but i have medical sheers with in arms reach does that count?
>>30243240
britfag here ive got an assault spoon
>when you unironically own swords and the closest thing you have to a knife is a bayonet
I should buy a proper EDC knife, shouldn't I?
>>30248384
>>30248396
>>30248420
You don't seriously EDC that do you?
>>30246035
Not an excuse
>>30250139
Yes. Get a Rat-1. Cheap, durable, good quality. Perfect beater edc knife.
>>30243240
I have my leatherman REV and a p38 can opener.
What'd I win?
>>30243240
Got my CRKT Shenanigan. What do I win?
>>30243240
Im butt ass naked in my bathroom forcing the third reich out of Germany.
Badass wordplay and poor dietary choices aside, exactly how much have i failed?
