When was the last time Germany didn't go full retard during a war?
>thinking it was Germany which declared war on everyone in WW1
Were you homeschooled or did you never do history?
>>30239228
>WW1
>Germany Declares War
School is out boys.
>>30239303
Unwashed history is one of the best things about being homeschooled. The alternative is listening to 12 years of lecture over the adulterous sodomite MLK.
>>30239576
>>30239588
>>30239601
usa offer little more than moral and financial support when it entered the war tho
>>30239501
HAHAHAHA REALLY
>>30239460
>>Germany Declares War
Germany Declared war on pretty much all of its enemies. Russia, France, and Belgium were big ones, the UK declared war on the Germans over their invasion of Belgium, and the Americans declared war against the Germans after the Germans offered to help the Mexicans invade Texas. The Germans declared war on France because France refused to pledge neutrality, and declared war on the Belgians to invade France. They declared war on the Russians after giving Austria-Hungary a blank cheque to invade and annex Serbia, and the Russians intervened against them.
Basically, the Germans were totally at fault and your bullshit Nazi apologist /pol/ tier trash belongs there.
>>30239228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>30239228
It's not the Germans that lost both World Wars, it was the Austrians.
>>30239228
The Unification Wars. Everything else in the last 250 years is comedy gold
>Third Silesian War: Lets declare war against the 3 most powerful land armies in the world
>Coalition Wars: Lets declare war against Napoleons Grand Armee at the height of its power
>WW 1: Lets fight a two front war against the Entente
>WW2: Lets declare war on the world
>War against Immigration: Lets bring them all in
>>30239747
No, it was the Germans. See there name on the cover of that treaty they signed where they surrendered? Germans are an inherently inferior race suffering from an inferiority complex.
>>30239781
>Germans can fight gud when they fite among themselves, guise!
Doesn't count.
>>30239719
/pol/ garbage once again
BTFO
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>>30239719
so it's acceptable for everyone else to defend their allies and interests, just not Germany right? :^)
>>30239797
The Unification Wars were fought against the Danes, the Austrians (okay, these one were german) and the French.
>>30239851
>Germany encourages allies to invade other countries
>This is equivalent to other countries protecting their allies from being invaded by Germany
:^)
>>30239851
Only if you win at the end
>>30239661
Are you denying was an adulterer and sodomite? Even his advisor Ralph Abernathy said he had orgies in his book.
>>30239851
Belgium and Luxembourg
>>30239501
>adulterous sodomite
prepare for nonexistent sources
>mah pappy toll me
stop embarrassing the rest of us homeschoolers
>>30239884
>It was winner's justice! Protecting other countries from Germany is morally equivalent to the Germans randomly annexing countries! He wuz a good boy who didn't do nuffin wrong.
>>30239719
>I don't know allegiances the post
Re-read a history book
>>30239895
He definitely did commit adultery, not sure where he's getting sodomy from though.
>>30239907
Tell me again what Belgium and Luxembourg did to deserve being attacked by Germany.
>>30239907
>Germany declared war against all of the nations in an alliance, therefore it's that alliance's fault for forming
Topkek. Germans are avaricious slime who wanted their neighbors' land and now assmad shills get on the internet to pretend they didn't declare war on pretty much everyone, and the only treaty that actually lead to someone declaring war on them was perfectly public.
>>30239719
>Bullshit Nazi apologist
>WW1
Aight kiddo
>>30239932
>Nazi apologists don't pretend Germany was "unfairly treated" for WWI as their primary means of justifying WWII
Go back to Bavaria, Fritz.
>>30239891
Both are rightful french clay though
>>30239937
So is Germany
>>30239914
>He was definitely an adulterer
>B...but he was a guuud boy!
Please. He surrounded himself with people who literally did prison time for having sex with men. These were the same people he had orgies with. Even if you go with the loosest definition of sodomy, he qualifies.
>>30239926
Belgium and Luxembourg had nothing to do with it, the route Germany had to get to Paris was faster but they had to cross through them. It was a win for them because more clay + convenient route to get to Paris. Plus it was still the age of Imperialiasm and Empires, along with the tensions amongst the empires and their allied countries in their field of i fluences.
>>30239930
>Shill
If anything, I'm actual more of an Uncle Sam guy. Just because Germany was brought into this mess doesn't mean ir deserves all the blame since bearly every other super power at the time also got caught into the mess with their allegiances and promises of defense pacts in their spheres of influences.
>>30239936
Talk about who started WW1 has nothing to do with why Germany started WW2 in this context, don't put words into my mouth.
>>30239936
Anon, Germany being treated unfairly after WWI is the official position of the United States of America. We thought Europe was too busy gargling shit at the negotiations and signed our own damn treaty.
>>30239937
>>30239950
Hush now, children, both are rightfully Italian clay anyway.
pol manchildrens and teens are angry
>>30239719
>WW1
>talks about WW2
Get your World Wars straight
>>30239888
No I'm laughing at you, thinking being homeschooled didn't expose you to an even more blinkered worldview than the public school system would have. Also a little bit that you're using the guy's personal life to devalue his public accomplishments, but mostly the first thing
>>30240571
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
>>30239634
Logistics win wars, friendo.
>>30239501
Nigger who cares, G. Washington had tons of bastard mulatto children, look at what he actually accomplished.
>>30239719
>after the Germans offered to help the Mexicans invade Texas
How fucking retard to you have to be in order to pledge help to the Mexicans? Oh wait, nevermind, the allied themselves with Italy.
>>30240971
The Zimmerman Letter has never been confirmed as having been sent by Germany. It's believe it was propaganda created by England to encourage American to join the war.
>>30240971
The Germans had been prodding the Mexican into war with us for years, they're the reason we had to invade and occupy Veracruz. Besides, since Italy never entered WWI on the German's side they were looking for another loser to ally with.
>>30239228
Franco-Prussian war.
Everything afterwards is a shitshow.
>>30239634
By armistice the US had 2 million people in Europe and accounted for more troops on the line than the Commonwealth. Another 100,000 were getting off the boats every month.
They showed up late but showed up in numbers as the war went on.
>>30241237
>The Zimmerman Letter has never been confirmed as having been sent by Germany
Yes it was. Where are you getting this nonsense?
>>30240887
He did?
>>30241717
of course he did
I read it on the internet
>>30241237
Yes it fucking was you idiot.
Zimmerman himself gave a press conference confirming it's authenticity. His hope was to explain that Germany was just setting up contingencies, and have no intentions to put the plan into action as long as the US stayed "neutral".
It didn't work.
>Arthur Zimmermann's Speech Regarding the Zimmermann Telegram, 29 March 1917
> I wrote no letter to General Carranza. I was not so naive. I merely addressed, by a route that appeared to me to be a safe one, instructions to our representative in Mexico.
> It is being investigated how these instructions fell into the hands of the American authorities. I instructed the Minister to Mexico, in the event of war with the United States, to propose a German alliance to Mexico, and simultaneously to suggest that Japan join the alliance.
> I declared expressly that, despite the submarine war, we hoped that America would maintain neutrality.
> My instructions were to be carried out only after the United States declared war and a state of war supervened. I believe the instructions were absolutely loyal as regards the United States.
> President Wilson after our note of January 31, 1917, which avoided all aggressiveness in tone, deemed it proper immediately to break off relations with extraordinary roughness. Our Ambassador no longer had the opportunity to explain or elucidate our attitude orally.
>>30239719
>Nazis
>WWI
I hate it when people talk like this
>>30239228
1870
>>30241717
No of course not. He's an uneducated baboon.
>>30239228
1870, unless you count taking Alsace-Lorraine and causing massive French asspain going full retard.
>>30239601
fucking brilliant. I love the expressions on the nations.
>>30239460
You've gotta be shitting me if you don't think Germany went full retard in WW1
>>30241869
And the years leading up to it.
>set up a convoluted system of alliances to protect yourself from the anally ravaged revanchist French
>New Kaiser takes the throne
>fires the man who had set up said convoluted alliance network
>has a massive inferiority complex and manages to antagonize the Brits, the French even more somehow, the Japanese and the Russians
>escalates a crisis in the Balkans to a full-blown war
>>30240623
>A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Get a load of this cuckold. Matthew Mark Luke John are not philosophically sound at all, it's dark ages bullshit.
Intro to ethics faggot, take a class or read some texts fucking mong.
You do realize german jews were incredibly patriotic and were writing in favour of the war effort during the first couple years? Of course you don't since you're an illiterate germanophobic retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifesto_of_the_Ninety-Three
"Should Germany merchandise again in the next 50 years we have led this war (WW1) in vain." - Winston Churchill in Times (1919)
Mfw shitlibs pretend to be against capitalism but defend the entry of the US into WW1 which was faciliated by the foundation of the federal reserve in winter of 1913
>>30240623
This fucking fag.
Welcome to the real world sonny. Sorry your parents are freakshows, because they've kind of screwed you socially.
>>30241869
Nah man, I think most of Europe went full retard.
Except the Swiss.
>>30242478
Yeah, but in the end it was Germany pretty much telling Austria-Hungary to hurry up and get on with it knowing that Russia was going to back their fellow Slavs and then trying to invade France through Belgium. Sure, both Germany and Russia should have stayed out of it, but it was Germany that really sent Austria-Hungary onward.
And then everyone else went full retard too.
>>30241937
The breakdown in a 200 year friendship between the UK and Prussia/Germany is a shitshow gives professional diplomats aneurysms.
> After a series of heirless monarchs, the Half-German George I, a German Elector Prince, becomes king of Great Britain
> Prussia fought with Great Britain against France in the 7 year war
> The Brits hired Hessian mercenaries to fight the Americans
> over a decade of fighting napoleon together, Field Marshal Blutcher riding to Wellington's relief at Waterloo
> 5 English Monarchs in a row had Royal German wives
> Queen Victoria was half German had a German Husband
> Small dick Wilhelm II pisses it all away because he needed to compensate.
>>30239976
...and? Who cares what he did in the bedroom.
>>30239576
When I saw New Zealand.. FUCKING KEK
>>30239576
I thought Serbia was protected by Russia and Russia is allied with France
>>30239501
>sodomite
What do you have against buttfun prude?
>>30240623
Have you ever tried eating a lemon bro? Trini lopez was right...
>>30239719
>They declared war on the Russians after giving Austria-Hungary a blank cheque to invade and annex Serbia, and the Russians intervened against them.
They didn't give Austria a blank check to annex Serbia, but to put down the terroristic Serbian government.
>>30241937
Bismarck was the one who fucked up the alliances, he alienated Russia and allied with Russia.
>>30239501
Your moms ass must be tight if your dad taught you that shit.
Can i have her number?
>Tfw serbians cause all the worlds pain, but jews get the blame.
>>30239303
>Austria started WW1 because Konrad VonHotzendorf wanted to invade Serbia.
Home schoolers would know this. They can't into science because lol jeebus.
>>30244733
They gave Austria-Hungary a blank check to fuck up the people who killed the Kaiser's cousin. We wound up in a world war because Nicholas II decided he wanted to play empire over the corpse of his own flesh and blood.
WWI is a great example of why democracy is better than monarchy. WWII then provides a great example of how democracy doesn't really solve any of those issues.
