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>>30225631
>>30225631
and also for your pic related
>>30225809
Lost it. 10/10
>>30225809
>YouFuckUpNow.smoke
Holy fuck I died.
>>30225874
how to run out of bullets
I can't tell if this is a sarcastically shitty humor thread or if it's just a really shitty humor thread
>>30225927
It's impossible to tell.
>>30225874
that fucking towel around the tripod....its offical
memefag fashion acccesssfuckkkk
>>30225935
hallelujah!
the right to bear arms is granted by God, and God alone. The US Constitution merely acknowledges and protects the pre-existing right.
>>30226091
wat
>>30226259
I feel like this image has existed since the dawn of time. I remember seeing this shit in 2006 when I first started using the internet for gun resources.
>>30225983
recent, but decent
>>30225935
Whats the source?
>>30225631
>Fleshlight
>Nagant
It all makes sense now.
>>30226463
Muh blood pressure. Need to cool down after reading that one.
>>30225631
Does anyone know where these comics are from?
>>30227694
They came from google image search.
>>30227779
Wow thanks, brilliant response. I'm on mobile.
>>30227823
Yes now you tell us. Genius.
>>30227823
Oh wow would you look at that
>>30227941
I'm on an iPhone. Thanks for all the sarcastic responses and not actually answering my question.
>>30227960
>iPhone
You have only yourself to blame.
>>30227960
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=iphone+image+search
Literally no excuse.
>>30225952
>PVC potato gun
>louder than a nugget
lolno
>>30228039
>>30228044
all these screencaps are not funny pls stop whoever that's making these
>>30228044
>skinwalkers.jpg
>>30227827
>Doomba postan
IT BEGINS
>>30228142
>>30228008
i think he meant without hearing protection. as in, unprotected ghetto artillery = nugget with earpro
>>30227694
I'll dump what I have.
>>30227694
http://darkcloak.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>30228095
Yes they are
>>30228297
I second this.
>>30225874
Mad Minute, .50 cal style.
>>30225877
I'd drink it
>>30228039
This picture makes me crack up
>>30227837
>3006mm Armor Piercing Incendiary Cartridge
>>30227694
A Bay12 forums play through of a WW2 strategy game, can't remember which one.
>>30225809
holy shit topkek who the fuck made this?
>>30226235
did he died? looks like he made it tho
>>30226514
>gets hit
>still looks at another man
asking for it
>>30226525
fuck my sides have achieved orbit
>>30225874
>$75 in 2 seconds
>>30229244
>>30229259
>>30229273
>>30229285
>>30228142
Nah, the good one is taping a knife to the top of a live rat so he can use it like a spear by charging into things
>>30225874
I came.
>>30225879
what kind of boots are those?
>>30226109
kek
>>30226547
Spikes crusader lower.
>>30229321
>>30229701
>>30229719
>>30229700
Now that's a shit crop. Was the op in the IDF?
>>30229734
>>30229943
>>30230016
>>30230037
>>30230046
>>30230055
>>30230037
>>30230046
>>30230055
>>30230075
please stop
>>30230075
>>30230084
NO
>>30230099
Damn, should've used this one.
Pretty recent
polite /r/equest
I vaguely recall a story about some reenactors (possibly Brits?) that were outfitted as Germans and drove a kubelwagen. They stopped in at some fast-food place and some soccer moms got bootybothered, called the cops, and lulz ensued. A few years old IIRC.
I would very much like to read it again if anybody has it.
>>30230198
Based Canadian
>>30227960
>iphone
There's your problem right there
>>30226322
this is why he doesn't like us
>>30229734
I remember this thread
>>30230335
>implying love won't conquer all
>>30230154
Oh fuck. I know which one you mean.
Give me like an hour to get home and see if it's one of my folders.
>>30230016
classic
>>30225874
>Maddam... be careful... i-it's... 50 cal., y-you might... nevermind...
Everyone knows that the original second amendment only granted legal rights for militia, not individual citizens, to wear and bear arms and that it was losers who altered it's meaning over the years just so they could get their glocks and call them charlene and kiss them and cum all over their clips.
>>30226219
tldr; you are born with rights. the constitution merely protects them
>>30230422
This is /sp/ or /tv/, keep it /k/ related.
>>30230462
Come on, every big guy loves Baneposting
>>30229273
Well that's fucked up
>>30229273
I mean, it kind of makes sense for WWII Era soldiers. They've been situations we cant even fucking imagine to be in first hand. They havent had luxuries for years on end. I'd take a couple days off of killing slant eyes for some ice cream.
>>30230232
How do you know he's Canadian?
>>30225874
That's kinda hot.
>>30226303
It's not accurate anymore, they call every rifle an ar 15 now.
>>30228281
>Hey Hans, you ever think maybe we're the baddies?
>Hans's and the dude's behind faces
>>30225879
New form of puss in boots....
>>30230113
>>30230651
>>30230666
>>30225952
Good Try.... 3/11
>>30230687
>>30230381
thank you kindly, anon
>>30229700
Fukin 7th rookie division.
OP was IDF, probably an Armored Corp School instructor called to inspect what the morons meant when they said on the radio that "The front fell off".
Irrc, they managed to shove in a live round while it's upside down, causing it to explode in the barrel. The fact that nobody got hurt is probably due to direct intervention from god himself.
I made the collage. It was my first one so it's understandable why it's shitty. I didn't get any better at this, but still.
>>30230747
And I forgot to contribute.
>>30230747
meant for >>30229744
>>30226288
>>30230706
>>30230894
The shawarma thinks it's people.
>>30230901
>>30230707
Found it. Amazingly it was in the folder titled "Screencaps"
>>30230548
Yeah, with that calibre and that ROF the barrel tends to be tad bit warm.
>>30230924
>>30230964
>>30231051
That story sounds bullshit but if it's true the ponies probably saved him.
>>30230934
kek, thank you so much
>>30231061
Still not as funny as the time one guy greentexted on /mlp/ about a cop that had ticketed him on a subway for carrying around his MLP plushie, and then said cop posted on the thread with a picture of OP on the subway with his plushie.
>>30230894
remove kebab.
>>30231081
I remember that, holy fuck that was hilarious.
>>30231041
>>30231141
anyone got that picture of the guy eating slim-jims in the shower and peeing on the wrappers while holding like a Colt Dragoon or something?
>>30231141
Oh is that who said that? Oh im glad
>>30231159
>>30230433
...that's not true. You're not born with anything, 'rights' are an entirely human concept.
>>30227960
wow, what a faggot.
>>30231180
>>30231180
actually made me lol
well played on everyone ITT
>>30228737
>>30231211
>>30231117
Anyone got a cap?
>>30229273
if theres no prisoners, theres no extra duty....
but danm three days off and a klondike b-bar?
anon, you had me at hello.
>>30231041
Where's that screencap of that anon who a bunch of hipsters thought he was carrying a gun but it was a banana instead?
>>30231332
excuse me what?
>>30231332
>>30231350
gotchu famalamqtpienasantyrshdtvsdtvnaftaicbmwmd
>>30231041
Maximum kek!
>>30231282
At home, maybe. It's probably in one of the archive sites. I want to say it was around 2013.
>>30231278
>>30231448
>>30231282
Found it. Literally googled "MLP police 4chan."
>>30231211
>the *Ping* in the Garand's verse
>FAL's finisher
>Entire AK verse
Holy shit, this is godlike.
>>30231389
ahahahahaha
>>30230037
>marines ask for combat husbands
Its hard to be the single gayest collection of straight-ish men if you throw women into the mix.
>>30230978
>Fil
If this is true I will cry after plastering my sides for support. :}
>>30231542
Are marines just assumed to be queer as shit
>>30231596
From the stories I've heard from family, friends, and seen posted on /k/, Marines are one missed "no homo bro" from being gayer than a Pride Parade
>>30230198
>>30230232
I laughed harder than I should have because I read that in Ricky's voice.
>went to some beach called Narmandey
>I got shot at, no big deal
>traded some spare ammunition for liquor, because my leg got fucked walking on all that sand
>tried to sleep in my foxhole but I couldn't get comfortable with all that sand in my clothes
>wrote Lucy a few times, fuck I missed getting drunk and high with her. Luckily I'm in a different area code so if something happens with one of these French girls, she can't be mad
>fuck I'm hungry
>>30231619
my sides
>>30228142
Posting OC
>>30231652
Stick grenade is a prop.
>>30228529
It aint easy being cheesy.
>>30228095
fuck off gramps
>>30226109
>>30226109
>obviously not written by a ruskie
top kek
>>30230055
>>30230075
Found this on pixiv a few months ago and have been waiting to post it for awhile
>>30231661
NOOOOO REALLY
FUCK THE FANTASY IS RUINED
>>30227837
>mblock magazine housed in the clip of the rifle
>available at any gas station
>m1 garand
my fucking sides are in orbit dude
Soccermom stories are the best. Any more?
Are countryballs /k/?
>>30231746
Just paranoid
>>30231836
You mean Polandball riiiight?
>>30231870
Not quite, but yes.
>>30229645
>You're out with your squad and fucking Achmed, goddamned motherfucking Achmed scares the chicks off because he wore socks with sandals and sandals with camouflage
>>30228008
Actually since they are both basically low order explosions, they would be comparable.
Source : someone who used oxy-acetlean torch gas unlit to power theirs. It wouldn't be actually as loud, but it would sound damn close
>>30230432
what's the problem here ironsides?
>>30230666
Figures satan would own that kind of weapon
>>30231886
Ching chang ching chong
Wee arr mirk same
>>30229259
>>30231703
>>30231886
>KSK
I've never been able to find shit about them, do they actually exist? Have they ever done anything?
>>30232125
Get that watermarked piece of shit off this god forsaken board.
>>30232138
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kommando_Spezialkr%C3%A4fte
>>30230559
Somebody changed it again...
ADD IT BACK!
>>30232156
You mad anon?
>>30232174
That's German KSK, not Swiss.
>>30230559
And then some faggot from here went and added something about Nazis the other day and triggered a review.
>>30232207
Fuckin day/k/are just cannot leave well enough alone.
KNOW WHEN TO STOP THE JOKE, PEOPLE.
>>30230432
This isn't a /k/ringe thread, but thanks for playing.
>>30232200
Not for much longer
>>30231990
I never shot my potato gun with ear pro and never had a problem. I shot my M44 nugget with one ear plug on accident and regretted it for...well I suppose I still regret it.
>>30225631
Fresh OC
>>30232366
>>30232481
>>30231621
Holy shit top kek
>>30232519
>>30225935
One of my co-workers is a Persian who had to seek asylum in the States after the Iranian revolution. He's about as militant atheist as they come (shocker) but even he finds this kind of shit hilarious.
>>30228688
>MFO sinai
>humor thread
I can tell you a little story about the biggest joke of an international military deployment worldwide at this moment and for the last ~35 years if anyone is interested.
>>30232548
>>30232204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Kommando_Spezialkr%C3%A4fte
>>30230140
pic related i'd say
>>30232204
>>30232596
For the record, I literally just typed swiss ksk, and that was the first result.
>>30230546
Sudbury
>>30232640
There are 3 main Sudbury's in the world. Ontario, Massachusetts, and England.
Though Sudbury Ontario is home to quite a few retired RCAF pilots, and has multiple flight schools.
Having known the residents of Sudbury, I would not be surprised if he was from there. Those people give no fuck so about much more than their own entertainment.
>>30225874
This is a humor thread, not a boner thread
>>30230624
Here in Bongland they call every "assault rifle" a "Kalashnikov". As if it makes them sound smarter than calling it an AK-47 and seemingly ignoring the fact that kalashnikov is a fucking family.
>>30225924
Lost
>>30231033
>April 1st events in Falcon 4.0 Online
>>30232457
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30225631
>>30232481
top-tier keks
>>30232565
Please, do tell. OC is sorely needed everywhere.
>>30225927
There's facebook memes on it, so I'd say the latter.
>>30231211
someone tried to sing this along time ago
it is better on paper
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t4TbySYryM
I just made this one this evening
Does anyone have the pic of all the girls (I think from upotte) on that tower? There were like a shit ton of em all going down the various levels and stairs, if that helps.
