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ROLAND THE THOMPSON GUNNER
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ROLAND THE THOMPSON GUNNER
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>>30194481
Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun.
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>>30194484

With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done.
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>>30194517
the deal was made in Denmark, on a dark and stormy day.
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>>30194532
So he set out for Biafra, to join the bloody fray.
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>>30194567

Through '66 and '7, they fought the the Congo war.
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>>30194588
With their fingers on their triggers, knee deep in gore.
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>>30194588
With their fingers on their triggers knee deep in gore
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>>30194777
For days and nights they battled, on their hands and on their knees, they killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese
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>>30194788
Roland the Thompson gunner
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>>30194799
His comrades fought beside him, Van Owen and the rest. But of all the Thompson Gunners, Roland was the best.
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>>30194831
So the CIA decided, they wanted Roland dead, so that son of a bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head
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Roland the headless Thompson gunner, Norway's bravest son
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>>30194840
>Time time time for another peaceful war
>Guns stand still for Roland till he evens up the score

Roland the Thompson gunner.
Roland the Thompson gunner.
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>>30194855
They can still his headless body stalking thought the night, and the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
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>>30194481
>be me
>be drunk one night, QTDDTOTT
>brand new baby, <2 months old, finally in bed
>screamer, restless, hard to get down
>always able to get her to sleep, though, by singing her to bed
>don't know enough songs
>ask /k/ if there are any /k/ related songs I can use to sing my baby girl to bed
>someone posts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvTv-I2Y390
>learn the lyrics
>next night, baby being fussy again, sing her Roland
>out like a light in no time
>Roland wins another
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>>30194865
Roland searched the continent for the man who done him in. He found him in Mombasa in a barroom drinking gin.
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>>30194481
He reminds me of someone...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8IUSo8s0eI
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>>30194877

Nice one. Using that on my niece for sure.
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>>30194882
Roland aimed his Thompson gun,
He didn't say a word,

And he blew Van Owens body, from there to Johannesburg
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>>30194899
Roland the Thompson gunner

>Talking about the man

Roland the Thompson gunner
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>>30194909
The eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night, now it's 10 years later, but he still keeps up the fight.
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>>30194920
In Ireland, Lebanon, Palestine, and Berkeley, Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and body
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>>30194933
Seriously, someone started the song, but if felt the need to carry it through. Zevon is my favorite. I met Ray Mancini, and the first thing I said to him was "I don't know what's crazier!Meeting a world champion boxer, or another Warren Zevon fan!"

>Inb4 wrong album

It's my favorite anyways. He pushed the limit on every fucking track, and also the only pic I had available.
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>>30194481

Dad, how did you find 4chan

you used to get shitfaced and blast this as loud as you can in the basement.

ROLAND ROAMED THE CONTINENT
FOR THE MAN WHO DONE HIM IN

HE FOUND HIM IN MOMBASA
IN A BARROOM DINKIN' GIN
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>>30194974
I don't know who you are anon, but by the way you post Otto Dix, I can tell we'd be good friends
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WHISTLING TUNES WE PISS ON THE GOONS IN THE JUNGLE
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>>30194974

your dad kicks ass
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>>30194481
>be in nuggetfest
>be drunk
>sing this

holy fuck that was fun
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>>30194788
I thought it was "they battled the Bantu to their knees" ?
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>>30194481
You do realize that Zevon made Roland support the fucking commies in that song right ?

Its a cool song, but Zevon is a liberalcuck
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>>30196737
He narrated the tale of a mercenary, and his undead thirst for vengeance against his killer.

Sides don't matter when you're taking money, and violence is still illustrated as solving problems.

He may have been a "liberal" for his day, but I don't even classify him with the fearful, authoritarian liberal politics of modern times.

"Lawyers, guns, and money" also speaks to this.

Just another anon's two cents...
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>mfw Roland isn't as gay a name as I thought

>Also from the land of midnight sun


Guess I have to buy a tommy gun now.
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>>30196843
Then he roamed the world supporting "free people" movements. I wonder if there is a more capitalists/ libertarian version of Roland running around. Some die hard pro-America phantom Marine that died in Nam and now shows up to turn the tide of battle.
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>>30196737
>commies
>liberalcuck

one day americans will learn

on that note, it's neat to have a song about a merc who wasn't hired by the CIA nor had a blatantly obvious white supremacy streak
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>>30198998
Don't forget your ticket to africa.
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This one is also /k/ as fuck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCpDBdJfSg

>Learjet SWAT run,
>On a midnight run,
>With the M16,
>And the Ingram gun.
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Another couple of /k/-related Zevon songs:

My Shit's Fucked Up over an Il-2 montage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcg1bKxwC4M

Veracruz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2qJ0JXjug

Boom Boom Mancini. Boxing is a /k/ sport and Mancini is a /k/ boxer. His fight with Kim is just insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMfjyD8__Yo

And this one, because its fucking great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUb0C0iI_GE
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Just ordered 6 rhodie patches and a shit ton of rhodie camo fabric from the kommando store. Then I got a pattern for Australian fatigue design....this is going to be wicked
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https://youtu.be/lP5Xv7QqXiM
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>>30201552
Tell us what you make.
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>>30194933
>and body

the last line is "and bought it"
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