>Mohammad Ali returns as a zombie
>He's out to get your brains
What weapon do you grab to defend yourself, anon?
distract him with some watermelon then run
A Texan police officer
>>30171098
A bottle of water.
Fuck it I'd rather have an interesting death. I'd strap on my old training gloves and see how long I can last against the GOAT.
>>30171098
Float like a flutterby, sting like a flea
>>30171098
First, I evade him until Ramadan. At that point he will be required to fast and he will die from lack of nourishment because Zombies die if they go too long without eating brains.
Muslims don't like dogs so I'll get a Caucasian mountain dog and a wolf dog
Pic related.
>>30171098
easy, a few sheets of ply wood and nails, boom he is now a stuck zombie that i can use as a side show to make money with to buy guns and their food with.
Draft papers
Parkinson's disease
>>30172701
/thread.
fucking pussy, so glad he aged horribly and died a cowards death
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