>dreaming
>I'm in some middle eastern mall, part of some coalition group removing some sandniggers (presumably ISIS)
>looking around, mall still had civilians
>lots of airsoft-gun stores
>some of the americans captured afew fuckers attempting to attack the place
>AKs, PSLs, Dragnovs
>even afew makarov and USP knockoffs
>Apparently I was wielding an HK-416
>take the knockoff pistols, ask if friends want them (the americans dont apparently)
>he says sure and takes em.
>go back to bunk (upperfloors in the mall) and sleep (with my rifle on my side)
>wake up
>rifle is gone
>FUCK
>look around, bunk is entirely empty
>where are those fuckers?
>go out of bunk, hear noises in theatre.
>Turns out everyone went there to "relax, party and listen to hows the war going on"
>We were in the final few stages of reaching ISIS's capital, so everyone let their guard down.
>I ask the nearest guy where the fuck they'd took our weapons, he said "i ddunnoo tooh drunkk to ansah"
>fuck it I dont have time for this
>ask the nearest officer
>"relax private sporetan, no need to be that jittery! the war is nearly won, coalition forces are moving into the capital as we speak!"
>fuck I dont have tiem for this, plus the officer himself was kinda drunk, didnt get any solid answers where the guns are.
>look around for the gun stash the americans left behind from the captured fuckers
>Found i- oh wait AIRSOFT
>yes an m4a- great airsoft
>airsoft
>airsoft
>FUCK MORE AIRSOFT
>suddenly, while searching around the stall nearest to the mall enterance, loud "bang" sounds out, doors open.
>oh fuck
>its ISIS's sleeper agents
>hiding behind the rack of the "toys" collection
>look more closely, is that a... PSL?
>YES
>Pull it right out of the- a fucking orange cap on the end of the gun?
>NOOOOO
>>30161433
>look behind
>ISIS units have moved further up, but can hear.. two kids talking getting closer?
>the part I was in was much more dark, they were standing under a somewhat-broken light
>10-11 y/o kids, armed with AKs
>ohhh fuck
>manage to slip by them
>rush back to theater, have to warn these fuckos
>just when a i reach there
>I arrive RIGHT BEHIND the advancing ISIS troops
>just as I attempt to hide in the store nearby:
>a young, blonde, but distinctly arab girl looks at me right when I enter
>she's got a makarov
>sock her in the face
>she gets out one good scream before I do so
>20-30? ISIS towel heads point their RPKs/AK-74s at me (they were 20-30m away from me)
>fuck I'm dead
>suddenly, 60-70 Meteres away, just before the towelheads open fire, I spot something slowly moving up behind on of those stone benches
>Oh fuck
>its an american
>and he has a M249!
>eyes widen
>towelheads notice
>they turn around, too late, murrican fills them with holes
>one of the holes included a bomb
>detonates
>im sent flying into the store, enough to concuss me, but not kill me
>start crawling towards the knocked out blondie, takes her mak
>hear continues gunfire, murrican keeps spray lead
>gunfire adruptly stops
>can hear rapid marching of boots (presumably ISIS, since I saw black hooded towelheads moving past the murricans position)
>hear confused "wot the fuck is goin aroun ere?" further down near the theater
>screams and gunfire presume
>Ive got to get out of here
>clutch mak, in half schocked state run-hobble my way to the exit
>just when I kick open the door I can here aks sounding off behind me
>FUCK
>need to warn coalition troops, their at least 200-300 metres ahead
>just when I get in the nearest vehicle ISIS towelheads appear at mall entrance and start shooting
>just as I start driving out of the parking lot
>wake up
You went to sleep in your dreams? Don't you know that's when you die?
>>30161452
I just remember a sudden shift in time, so i assumed I slept
>>30161485
you're probably dead right now and you don't even know it
>>30161742
impossibru
>>30161433
>be me back in high-school
>ass hole in green balaclava starts to shoot the place up
>grab the nearest sharp object , scissors
>wait until he turns his back
> jump at him
>stab him just as he turns around
>whisper in his ear
>"nothing personal kid"
>get drunk with friends
>get in a fight because some asshat took my booze without asking
>punch him twice, get hit once fall over and bang my head on the floor
>situation is resolved
>I take some pills from a stranger "against headaches" and wash them down with more vodka
>pass out
>suddenly I am leading a dismounted patrol through some sandbox town
>IED time
>two of my buddies ripped in half, intestines hanging out and all (did not know them in reality, but in my head I had known them since forever)
>mudslimes opening up on us from the roofs and out of every window
>one more casualty, another one gets a gutshot
>I try to carry him while figuring out what to do
>some hostiles get btfo by 40mm fire
>try to wake up
>cant wake up
>meanwhile in reality my friends carry me home through a narrow street with houses on both sides
>in my dreams I am stilly carrying Herrmann
>I promise him eveything will be alright while is blood is dripping down from me
>his eyes go motionless
>WW2 Tiger tanks appear and start flattening the village along with Nazis with flamethrowers
>I am stilly carrying Herrmann
>I will get him home
>he will be fine
>meanwhile in reality I am screaming his name and apparently get really upset
>still fading in and out of reality
>I am in my bed
>mom is asking me who "Herrmann" is
>fuck the sun is so bright ugh my head hurts my mouth is dry what the hell
>later thank my friends and still go on the date I planned
>have to explain my black eye to the captain on monday
>as long as the door knob doesnt sue he'll forget about it, but I should not do anything like that again
>5 years later still in a happy relationship with the girl I went to see the day after
>never got that trashed or in a fight again
Remember kids, don't do drugs.
I was a Pvt in basic at the time, so never deployed.
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>>30165746
posting relevant image
>in bed with qt3.14 gf
>about to unzip dick when a man in olive drab fatigues bursts through the door
>"GOOKS IN THE WIRE!"
>jump out of bed to find an explanation for this bullfuckery
>screaming Viet Cong jumps through the window with an SKS
>bayonets me in the throat
>wake up
Been under the weather with a shitty cold, so my dreams have been weird as fuck... anyway here's a /k/ related one.
>be lead vehicle in a heavily armed and armored volunteer militia that /k/ apparently had a strong hand in putting together
>somewhere south by southwest of whatthefuckistan
>get parked up on a ridge, notice a column line of armor way the fuck across the valley, headed in the same general direction we're going
>no idea who they are, think they might be isis, someone gets the bright idea to prep the tracked artillery
>can see the other column has sighted us and is doing about the same.
>while the guys monkeying that out figure out range I just decide to use my truck's lights to morse a message and try and id the other column.
>literally ask them "butterfly what is your wisdom"
>repeat it three times before they finally morse back "fuck Chechnya"
>neckbards manning the artillery still fired a shot even after I told them the other column is with us
>after all that they still missed and hit a donkey out in the middle of the valley.
fucking fever dreams man....
>>30161433
>batshit-insane warzone dream time
I got one. Pic relate.
>>30168003
And this one is better
