Theres a farmer near me with loads of land that I think would be fun to shoot on, and Ive seen people there with guns before but how do I approach the matter of discussing if I can shoot on his land? Im a britbong btw
Pic unrelated
>>30137646
Don't be a SPERG and ask the guy nicely.
Have you tried asking him?
Are they huge tracts of land?
>>30137646
You continue to post pictures that are more interesting than your question
>>30137673
>>30137670
Im not a complete sperg but how do I go about asking him? Should I leave a note on his door or a letter? How do I convince him im not retarded
Knock on his door. Ask politely. Bring alcohol.
>>30137736
This. A gift of fine whiskey and a well-written letter, if you're too chickenshit to just knock on his door and ask.
>>30137720
Knock on door, ask if you can shoot. If yes, neat, if no, whatever. Stop being such a sperg about it
>>30137736
This. Or baked goods, whatever really (works particularly well if you bring a girl along to shoot).
>>30137646
I like to know how this turns out.
Show him this
>>30137857
>>30137720
This, be sure to mention you always clean up after yourself and respect peoples land
>>30138446
Where's the watermelon's arms and face?
>>30138446
>>30137720
Go up to his house and knock on the door.
Ask him if you can use a corner of his land to shoot
If he says no then be gracious and thank him for hearing you out. If he says yes, ask to get his number so you can let him know when you go shooting.
If he has signage that says, gtfo this is private land, then I'd give up.
If you REALLY want to, I'd live a not taped to his mailbox, (Don't put it in his mailbox, that's a felony). In the note. Leave your name and number. Ask him to call you back if he'll be ok with you shooting on his land, otherwise just ignore the letter
>>30138446
Goddamn she had to struggle at that.
I now wonder if watermelons are actually crush-resistant or if she's just the typical woman who can't into strength.
>>30137692
Underrated post
>>30137720
On a saturday evening after the footy is off the telly. Just knock on the door. If he says yes.thank him, get it in writing, give him a gift of thanks.
Keep it cleaner than you find it.
I got permission by agreeing to buck hey 2 weekends a year.
Suck his dick.
Or, move to one of the great western states with fucktons of BLM land and not worry about finding places to shoot or hunt ever again
Offer transport to the pub
>>30137720
Give your name and explain that you live nearby (helps to be specific about where, so you don't look like you're bullshitting) and are looking for a safe place to shoot with land owner's permission.
Be clear about what kind of shooting you're planning on, what targets, that you'll clean up, that you won't damage the land, when you'd like to shoot. The rest you can negotiate during conversation.
>>30138581
>mailbox
>felony
>Britbong
Hypnotize the man
>>30137646
Don't be a sperg, just knock on the door some time and ask politely.
He lets other people shoot on his land so he may be chill or he may feel he has enough shooters already.
Maybe offer to remove carrot from time to time in return. Or any pest really. Rats -both the furry and feathered variants- and squirrels are just as much of a pain. Most corvids are pretty cunty too, just ask a sheep farmer what crows like to do to newborn lambs.
They're all perfectly edible, minus the rats, so that's a bonus.
Whatever agreement you work out, make sure he owns the land and get that permission (including any terms he has) in writing just to be safe.
Getting done for armed trespass would fuck you dry.
t. Noguns who occasionally removes carrot
>>30137646
Make sure you only shoot where he tells you its ok to do so.
Remember that there may be livestock unseen in the woods, or the trees could be slated for commercial timber.
>>30139016
Looks like someone never bothered to look up what the 1st amendment actually covers.
>>30137646
Just knock his door and ask. Farmers are one of the few people here who are definetly pro-gun and shooting rabbits and stuff benefits them, so i doubt if he would turn you away.
>>30139055
Don't you know that it's racist to talk about things that are in books? Not all niggas can read!
>>30137720
Dude
Just like other people have already posted
Go up to his house, talk with the guy and ask him. Be sure to mention that you'd pick up after yourself and you're not going to do parties or whatever. Tell him straight that you just want to have a quite spot to shoot.
But also if I were you I wouldn't expect something for nothing. Volunteer to help out with some chores on his property or something if he's going to let you use it for shooting.
>>30139224
>>30137753
Ok. So what exactly do I get him? Some alcohol and some cake/biscuits?
I would be shooting air rifles or rifles with suppressors if I get that license btw, its too near a pub and a church to shoot shotgun
>>30137720
how do you normally talk to strangers?
>Howdy neighbor how are you, this might sound weird but I was wondering if its okay to shoot at your land, thought it was a nice day and relax and shoot.
>Shouldn't go without being said that i will respect your property and clean up.
>Even if you decline I still like you to have this here whiskey and cigar token of friendship,
since you're britbong so do what you normally do.
>terribly sorry to intrude b-but I like to request to inquiry of mine.
>If it would be no t-trouble if I could appreciate your beautiful property and rooty shooty for a short period of time.
>You have my up most respect and will compensate for anything.
if they say yes then you fucking do your tea thing and have a good old hip hip oi oi laugh
i
f they say no
>dreadfully sorry wasting your time please take this gift.
>>30137720
Buy a couple of brewskies and ask him to take a few if he'll let you shoot some rounds.
I knew /k/ was autistic, but are you really SO autistic you don't know how to ask a favor?
>>30137692
But father I just want to sing!
>>30138446
>Imagining some autistic, beta as fuck, pony-fag /k/ommando taking out his phone and showing his neighbor this gif before smiling creepily and asking him if he "can shoot guns? ;)"
Thanks for the laugh, anon
>>30139420
>>30139477
Im not a beta autist. Its just that theyre a farmer and where I live farmers are mostly weird sort of outcasts
>>30138617
Here are three peer-reviewed studies on the structural properties of watermelon flesh:
ucanr.edu/datastoreFiles/234-2902.pdf
ijagcs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1514-1518.pdf
fshs.org/proceedings-o/1968-vol-81/235-239%20(SHOWALTER).pdf
>>30139533
>ask about a gun
>get memes and insults
>ask about woman crushing a watermelon
>multiple peer reviewed studies on watermelon strength
I love this board
>>30138581
This nigga doesn't know how to spell "leave" or "note" don't listen to him OP.
What you should do is get your assault long gat of choice and walk up to his doorstep to show him how awesome it is and how that alone is enough of a reason to allow you to shoot on his property.
Also for extra brownie points you should have said long gat at the ready to show him what a proper stance looks like that way he doesn't look like a noob when he ask to try it out.
>>30139637
Show up just like this
>>30139344
Dude, a food and drink basket does the job. Namely breads, fruits, and cheeses. Possibly alcohol.
>>30137692
King of Swamp Castle
>>30139344
Make it super simple. Bring him a 6pack of beer and say
"Hi ______, I'm Anon. I've been looking around for a nice place to do some target shooting. May I use your land for a bit? I'll clean up after myself and you're welcome to try my rifle(s) for giving me the opportunity."
>>30138917
>Britbongistani
Whooo. Got nervous there for a second.
Groundhogs man, farmers hate fucking groundhogs and are perfectly willing to let armed strangers onto their property to murder the little bastards.
Kill the sumbitch and take his land for yourself like the man you are.
>>30141847
This.
>>30137646
Ausfag version.
My cousin and me got access to a huge tract of land to shoot on. I basically did a letter box drop of a few farms near my house and asked permission to do shooting of any feral pests (pigs, goats, roos, foxes, rabbits etc) on their property free of charge, told them that we were licensed shooters, had personal insurance and would even do a few odd jobs if needed. Old farmer rang us and we met for a beer at the towns pub. Once he saw that we were not criminals or dickheads we had no problems after that. Once we got access to the property we fixed a couple of fences and I fixed a pump on one of his dams (i am a mechanic by trade). Old guy now lets us camp and shoot on there for a week. All we have to do is give him a call before going. He loves it when we send him pics of what we got and pics of some of the more remote areas of his property he can't get to as it is fucken hilly in areas. (pics of fences, paddock gates, some of the creek catchments and stuff.) Sweet deal.
Pic kinda related. Area typical of the back block.
His brief was basically "Shoot everything that is not livestock. Don't shoot an
>>30149776
>Don't shoot any... birds.
When I hunt on others land here in NC, I’m required to have this form on my person at all times. People are usually pretty cool about it.
>>30137646
Be polite and ask them?
Serioulsy what the fuck.
>>30149776
Where about in Australia? I live in Brisbane and I've been contemplating buying some land, over forty acres (the minimum required to shoot on) there are properties going for like fifty grand which is pretty affordable. My main concern is I've read it's illegal to target shoot on your own land, and while I'd gladly build a range I doubt I'd be able to go through the process of getting it recognised and made legal. (I read the legislation and it appears you have to be affiliated with a club or training association)
>>30137646
>/k/ has to be spoon fed on how to talk to people like a regular person
Stop sperging
>>30139604
what else would you expect from Scandinavian meloncrushing board?
>>30137646
Do it like the USA. Drive on his land with your bigass pick-up truck and loud music, break down his fence and run down his dogs and kids. Then, shoots at everything you want while yelling: "USA, USA, USA!!!!" and then drive back home.
