Infinite money
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If /k/ had infinite money for one trip/project, what would it be?
>Buy Vietnam war USGI uniform, helmet and all
>buy nice cigar
>buy nice stereo
>buy M16a1 reproduction and 10,000 rounds of M193
>contact helicopter hog hunting company
>blast it ain't me on loop and kill communist hogs all day in uniform
>>30102286
>buy hi point
>an hero
>>30102286
>go on tanks r us
>get loads of refurbished tanks
>buy friends
>blitzkrieg DC
>>30102311
http://www.wired.com/2015/06/heres-can-buy-russian-tank/
>yfw for $50,000 plus $20,000 you can buy a T-72 and do your plan
>>30102286
You know how the Mid-Antlantic Air Museum is restoring a P-61?
Yeah, I'd do that.
>buy sealand
>Upgrade it's defenses
>Make my own navy
>Begin the /k/rusades
>>30102286
>i'm ok with this
Actually if it were me I would be blasting hogs from the chopper with an M60
>>30102286
>it ain't me on
It is called 'Fortunate Son' idiot.
>>30102286
>plan trip to Chernobyl
>buy BTR from sketchy dealer in Eastern Europe
>get a bunch of /k/ommandos to come with
>load up with NBC gear, guns, and supplies >go full STALKER for a month
Muh dick.
>>30102384
>not recognizing an intentional misnamed song that is one the new rage inducing memes
>>30102286
>infinite money
>totally not permanently housing the glorious /k/ube
I'll bask in her glory. You'd all be welcome to pilgrimage to her final home.
>>30102384
Lurk more newfag
Definitely buy a fleet of ships, start a PMC and go pirate hunting.
>invest heavily in space
>buy the moon
>pay people shit loads to work on my "special project"
>After 7 years it's done
>bring a few trusted friends
>after the celebration that it's finally built someone asks me what it is
>say to them that it's a giant laser
>they laugh and I crack a smile and laugh a little
>everyone is heading back to their suites
>my friends and I slip away
>go to control room
>warm up the project aim at Jupiter then fire
>there is a bright flash of light and Jupiter is now gone
>tell the world that I am their supreme leader
>or if they fight they will be destroyed
>they reply saying I wouldn't destroy earth
>I built smaller lasers for this, shoot they UN building
>they get the message and now I control earth
>>30102286
If i had infinite money i would pay a bunch of scientists in Ukraine to get into green pods and become a common consciousness so they can create the zone and i can finally fulfill my dream of dying by bloodcyka
Gain power.
>>30102286
> buy latest and greatest body armor from secret US arsenals by bribing generals with millions of dollars
> do the same to get latest raifus and explosives
> load up my brand spankin new M1A4 Abrams with my kit, and some of their top soldiers.
> Load that up onto an air-drop platform aboard Navy Seals super secret AC-130 Spooky ( bribed a few admirals too)
> Get dropped <somewhere over ISIS territory>
> remove kebab until I have exhausted the 4 pre-planned supply drops
> one month in, have decimated ISIS forces because lol depleted uranium armor and when on foot lol chameleon body armor
> also lol because airforce wanted some money too so they offered up a few bombing runs
> drive back across Turkey, through Ukraine, picking up some AKs and SVDs to bring home for kommandos like myself
> drive right through Germany blasting Halal music, have numerous naked arabs painted onto my tank at this point.
> park at the Eiffel Tower in a decked out anime-hijab M1A4
> launch final shell towards the UK for the lols
> go home
> celebrated as a national hero
> find out shillary won
> call up admirals and generals again hoping I overpaid them last time
>buy Lebel rifle with bayonet
>hire french man in WW1 uniform to yell loud phrases at me
>TOUT LES DESERTEURS SERONT FUSILLES
>ON A BESOIN DE PLUS D'ARTILLERIE
>A L'ATTAQUE
>pay some poor homeless german man ten million dollars that will go to his family
>hire back hoes to dig 2 small trenches
>have officer start yelling
>go up and over the trench
>charge across no-mans land
>bayonet german
>???
>profit
>>30102286
>blast it ain't me on loop
>Not ride of the valkyries
>go to civil war re-enactment
>make sure opposing side is using blanks and are all from california
>pay my side to use real civil war weapons with live munitions
>expand army by paying every soldier 2,000,000 dollars
>start second civil war
>secede from union
>abolish NFA and ATF in the /K/onfederate states of Ameri/K/a
>change nothing else
Fund russian military
>>30102286
>it ain't me
>buy underground abandoned nuclear missile silo
>build farm on top of it with a nice modern castle
>high castle walls, a moat, artillery pieces and a few Russian apcs to drive around on my property
>various gun ranges built on property to house /k/ommando get togethers complete with guest houses
>build secret entrance Into my shtf lair that leads to said silo
>fill it with self sustainment goodies
>underground shooting range
>underground kill house
>fuck load of drugs to get blasted on when I'm to old to give a shit
>underground pool
>giant tunnel with a replica bat mobile that leads to some near by body of water to escape in
>of course my bat mobile is complete with anti Shark spray and submarine capabilities
>dozens of exo suits so I can pretend to be a stalker
>ammo guns and freeze dried food galore
>underground helicopter pad with a hind just so I can laugh at how retarded of an idea it is
>live the dream
I'd also blow up ferrari's for fun since unlimited money
>>30102716
>>30102384
What's with all the newfags?
>>30102286
Song is "Fortunate Son" anon.
Good fucking song.
>Have a 30mm rifle developed, purchase 1000 copies
>have a body mount developed so that you don't break bones shooting it, purchase 1000 copies
>purchase a fuckload of ammo
>create army of ultrasnipers
>varminting.jpg
>>30102812
>>30102812
Its a meme you dip.
>>30102364
>shamu with a steak knife duck taped to it head
>>30102414
>>30102433
>>30102792
>>30102828
No it isn't. You're just a samefag who can't admit he fucked up.
>>30102902
Even I know it's a meme you sperg
>>30102902
Newfag, go back to /b/
>>30102286
why wouldnt you buy a belt fed M60 instead?
>>30102920
IT'S A MEME!
It's gay.
>>30102902
>newfag in denial
Look it up dipshit.
Buy an oil rig
Upgrade it's defenses
Buy a couple of choppers
Hire a bunch of /k/ommandos
Kill all of the sand niggers
>>30102792
>newfags
I've been on /k/ a long fucking time and I've never heard of this meme before. Maybe it's just a shitty fucking meme.
I'd build an underground fallout shelter, with an armory and enough space for 300 glorious white master race citizens.
I might make more space for just 100 niggers and have them live in shitty rooms, and employ them to do slave labor
>>30102286
>not killing hoggunists
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>30102286
haha he's shooting out of a Robinson helicopter
>>30102452
Until James Bond stops you.
>start massive pro-gun media campaign
>out buy bloomberg
>counter emotional arguments with facts so that at least rational people see the light
>get best lawyers money can buy
>start court cases against state and federal government to repeal and unconstitutional gun laws
>push for mandatory firearms education in schools
A brighter future for us all
>>30103033
That's memes for you
>>30102902
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-ain-t-me
>>30103281
Ugliest fucking birds ever.
>>30103395
Yet they out sell everyone in the civilian market.
For sure have some stupid engineering though. Robinson can't made a MRB to save it's life
>>30103334
god bless you.
>>30103395
Also, operating costs are fucking nothing
>one project
>project equilibrium
>>30102452
So your plan is to destroy the earth because Jupiter isn't there to stop some of the large celestial objects that are on a collision course with Earth?
>>30103334
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
>>30102414
>>30102433
>>30102792
Its a meme you dip.
>>30102286
>rent out Hoover Dam
>hire a bunch of guys to dress up as Roman soldiers
>hire a bunch of other guys to dress up in military fatigues
>arm them all with guns loaded with blanks
>reenact the battle of the Hoover Dam from New Vegas
>>30102364
>Sealand
Fucking hell, horrible taste m8. They're much better ones out there. Sealand is awful.
>buy a plot of land in nevada, nearest to San Francisco
>build 10,000km^2 compound dedicated to funs
>custom weapon building facilities
>miles and miles of firing ranges
>power plants, iron mines, hydroponic agriculture
>lobby government to tie in as a government sanctioned developmental and educational facility for Americans
>given access to otherwise banned equipment
>massive funds generating interest, used to sustain the facility
>californiacucks have a place to go now
>Welcome to Funs University
>>30102286
>>contact helicopter hog hunting company
>infinite money
>not just buying a fucking Huey and hiring a pilot
Whatever man
>>30103655
its been found that Jupiter actually does not deflect meteors and stuff from coming into the inner solar system it actually flings more into it.
>>30102286
If you had infinite money why would you buy an A1 repro and not a real one?
>Everyone falling for the It Ain't Me double meme by responding with "It's a MEEEEM"
>>30102286
Warbird collection spanningWWII through Vietnam with cuckstamps in place for the rockets, bombs and machineguns.
I'd do yearly flyovers of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in a B29
>ywn blast music while driving a t-90
wow I really want this
>>30104884
>falling for the it aint me triple meme
>>30104869
Huh. didn't even think of that
>buy near infinite fleet of bombers
>put them in a long ass line from one end of the middle east to the other
>fly 24/7 carpet bomb runs until the entire region is dust
>pic related
>>30104688
Huey is retarder obsolete unless you're Sri Lanka or the USMC. You'll have a much smoother ride in a civilian aircraft purpose tuned for hovering, low flying, and strafing. Transport helo < Hunting helo.
Go flying some time, anon.
>>30102286
>infinite money
I would open a school for training people to do things I want to do or learn more about. Mostly it would be for me, but open to other students so it wouldn't be so lonely and the instructors wouldn't get bored when I was doing other stuff. The curriculum would include:
>shooting
>fighting
>fitness
>fixing cars
>construction
basically it would be Dudebro University.
Lobby politicans so I can have full auto funs
I'd buy a gyrocopter and an M79 so I could fly around blowing shit up Far Cry 4 style.
I'd probably invade and colonize Mars.
>>30102447
>>30103308
Underrated posts.
>restart the Entwicklung project
>buy and restore all available WW2 tanks
>buy surplus stuff from all around the world
>make a tank resort/theme park
>>30105499
10/10 anon, plus you could go to work in WWII general uniform of your chosing
>>30106024
Or you could not be a tremendous wannabe faggot and go earn the uni. JS.
>>30102286
start a crusading order and build a ton of castles
travel through space hunting ayylmaos
>>30102347
>Not buying bulk t-55s for cheaper
Blitz on a budget comrade
>>30107009
>unlimited money
>>30102474
I'm with this guy, but if you buy fucking Bradleys to use as your MBT then I'm shooting you in the head halfway through a briefing.
>>30102286
A complete World war two vault with things from all the major powers. Museum grade quality and security with each and every piece of equipment in serviceable condition with live ammunition and shells.
I expect this project to be tens of thousands in tax stamps and paperwork alone.
>>30102812
No you are thinking of "it ain't me" by the fortune sons (see there is the confusion)
>other songs like
>out here in the street
>I want to know
>trouble on its way
Get out more and stop acting like you know music. Fucking millennial fucks wouldn't know music if it bit your ass
>>30102286
>infinite money
not fully funding space exploration and militarization
dream bigger, faggot
>>30102286
I would buy 5 of every gun used by US in every war.
I would buy wyoming and be the most eccentric, gun lobbying trillionaire ever.
>>30107897
>inb4 Desert Storm was a "conflict"
>>30102286
Use millions of dollars to lure unwashed Mexicans and other brown people to marshaling area in southern Florida. Arm each man woman and child with all the weapons they can carry.
Load them up in thousands of rebuilt LSTs.
Recreate Bay of Pigs.
>>30107804
you forgot
>I see the girls walking by in their summer clothes
>>30107804
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunate_Son
he is talking about ccr, the fuck are you on about
I would purchase/rent an A-10 as well as training on how to fly it. Likewise buying enough munitions for however many sorties I am allowed to do.
It would be an incredible experience being able to shoot that gun.
>>30108111
I can believe losers are still writing lies all over wikipedia pages
>>30108111
Clearly, you aren't as into 60s music as I am.
>>30103754
YES
>>30108111
I am talking about the fortunate sons. And, in regards to the board, I think you meant CBR.
>>30102286
Infinite money?
Buy a decent sized Island and create /k/ommandostan
Assuming the infinite money covers maintenance costs over the life of said project, then I build motherbase.
>>30102902
IT AINT MEEEEME
IT AINT MEEEHEEEEME
I AINT NO FOURCHANNER SOOOOOON
Well you know a thread is stupid when it gets derailed by an argument about memes
>>30102347
>70k
Fuck my 401k
>>30108470
Get out. It was fun while it lasted.
>>30107954
good point i should add a dsiclaimer to that
*or conflict
We dont have wars anymore we have armed conflicts
>>30102601
Gave me a hearty high pitched kek.
>>30105078
>Huey is retarder obsolete unless you're Sri Lanka or the USMC. You'll have a much smoother ride in a civilian aircraft purpose tuned for hovering, low flying, and strafing. Transport helo < Hunting helo.
>missing the entire fucking point
>have spacex launch satellite for me
>pay Russians for a Soyuz ride
>visit ISS
>get back in Soyuz
>go blow my satellite up
>come home to my mansion
>>30102286
>had infinite money
I would fund every single legal challenge of proposed and existing gun control laws.
