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>>30096793
>>30097014
>>30097097
No.
>>30097097
k
A classic
>>30097111
you cancer piece of shit there is no need for a follow-up thread to a fucking humor thread when all you do is repost shit from the most recent one anyway - wait a goddamn week
>>30097125
I wasn't here for the last one. Havent even been on in like three days. Get bent m8ey.
>>30096996
>canine dildoes from bad dragon
>k9 patch
I think there may be a correlation here.
>>30097249
>>30097276
You do you, anon.
>>30097269
>owning dildoes not from bad dragon
>human dicks
Disgusting.
>>30097276
You do it right in so many ways
T.akinkybastard
>>30097370
not him but they're expensive as all hell
fuck I want a chance but I reckon if I get anthing from them in the forseeable future it'll be a tucker with a minor defect for extra shekel savings
>>30097412
To be honest, you don't want the full size ones anyway.
>>30097637
I'm not even thinking of a big one, even a small chance is £47.87, or 70 burgers, and in my current state as a student I can't justify spending roughly the same as I spend on food in a week. Shit sucks, but the tucker is cheaper, has a similar aesthetic and the bonus of a knot which is cool I suppose
I can get one with a minor defect off their flops section for a little over £30 ($43)
The old one isnt even archived
>>30097370
I worked my way up to BD with Tantus, no regrets.
>>30096996
That's no mare. That's JT the Fox.
>>30097900
It hit the image limit.
Dubs confirms your autism.
>>30099254
What the fuck was the point of this?
>>30099283
Tell the story of the pic, I guess?
>>30099316
Oh, alright then.
>>30099400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOtls2ZvjE4
>>30097698
not a /k/mmando here
do you guys really stick that shit up your asses?
i mean if you do so be it
>>30099694
>Spend $150+ buying a dildo
>Not sticking it up pleasurable orifices
The Tyson feels awesome, BTW.
>>30099694
It's not just dildos...
but, I am thinking about getting one...
>>30096793
>>30100671
how is mary? tight enough?
>>30100932
(you)
>>30097698
>70 burgers ... in a week
So is this just an example for burgers to put your budget into perspective or does your diet really look that fucked up?
>>30100671
fucking nasty
>>30101071
the railed gas block, not the horse pussy.
>>30096944
"We could either rebuild East Germany or adopt the G11, we chose the cheaper option"
>>30101228
>you face when you find out that entire movie was shot in London England
>>30101248
kek
we shoulda chose the other one
t. german
>>30101583
I mean, look at the pre-war brick fascade in the background, half the time.
Fucking smokestacks and it's dreary as fuck. Of course it's London
>>30102956
dear god
>>30101583
So was the entirety of Full Metal Jacket
>>30102956
He's not even aiming...
>>30102956
Training on how to receive and inflict sucking chest wounds full of mud
>>30097014
>holding an intruder at bombpoint.
Kebabing intensifies
So do people just buy dildos and horse cunts as jokes or do they actually use them?
>>30103413
Anon do you buy a car and not drive it?
>>30103507
>Commiefornia/New Yoeker
Yup checks out
>>30103544
Commiefornian. You have no idea how ready I am to get the fuck out of this place, looking at Florida.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzhyCm_S-Pw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEXBfow9SdA
>>30101018
I think he meant $70 USD, and said burgers because Murica memes.
>>30100955
Not that guy but in local news, edge at all time high this summer
>>30103746
Just gonna hope it was a drunk retard and not some westboro baptist kind of asshole
>>30102956
What is this from?
>>30103507
You can save a few bucks when that vibe wears out by just buying the non-BD branded one, the Doc Johnson 7-Wonder.
>>30103746
Oh Oh, i bet it was a black tantrums matters faggot who did this
>>30100947
I was disappointed. Have a Mary, a Hazel, and a fleshlight. Hazel felt the best but the corners ripped on like the 3rd use, fleshlight second best, Mary was pretty damn bland.
>>30103009
>skinny black man
>with an AK
He is genetically incapable of aiming.
>>30103773
5 bucks says a nigger
>>30104384
What did he give away?
>>30104791
ur moms cunt
>>30104857
Who would want that useless fucking thing?
Shits like a blended lasagne after me and my brother came out.
>>30102956
Why they shooting at babies
>>30105048
They're turning those babies into men.
>>30097070
>>30104384
Fuck I remember that thread.didn't know it turned out like that
>>30105462
Please tell me it wasn't that anon with the collection to end all collections...
Dear god no. Please.
>>30105763
You mean the pile of (legal) full autos and seemingly one of every KochHeckler around? I think it might well have been, the coins being in yet another of the booty chests he was going through.
>>30105871
That's the one, there was also a gyrojet.
If it was him what little was left of my humanity is gone.
>>30103746
>muh memorial muh troops
since ww2 murica had no justified war
bunch of poor kids who just wanna go to college dyin for complete bullshit
and don't you dare say shit about dose hero patriot freedom preservers who gave their lives so willingly to save my rights to own guns
so let's vote trump and roll up support for endless war on mudslimes
why you guys even pretend to care
>>30106294
>so let's vote trump and roll up support for endless war on mudslimes
Dude I don't even like Trump but his foreign policy is the least invasive of any us presidential hopeful in decades.
>>30102956
w0t
>>30096793
>>30106294
>They're just poor kids dyin for bullshit
>They're the victims of a shitty government
>Look at all you faggots getting mad people disgraced their memory
The logic is infallable
>>30106493
>>30106442
that suits together pretty good acually
>>30106630
>irony detection running at zero capacity
>>30096793
>>30106744
Yeah, I definitely didn't expect some fuckwad to use it as an excuse for wedging in political shit.
Unless you mean sarcasm. Because that makes it a better excuse.
>>30103507
>that ugly fucking 'gun'
Just kill yourself cuck
>>30106294
Guy that posted the pic here.
I don't do hero worship,blind patriotism,I only "support the troops" on an individual basis and I like poking holes in every conflict we've had since 1812.
However your post turns in on itself and as much as I enjoy fucking with 'murrica types, you're just being a cunt for the sake of replies without knowing how to be edgy.
But to answer your question, some of us care about that pic and others like it because it's a great example faggoty edginess and willful ignorance.
>>30106781
oh i'm sorry i didn't know i was supposed to apologise for your unablitlity to detect irony
well the point was that a good part of /k/ is really into the 'murican patriot or whatever you wonna call it bullshit and yet they'd vote for any fuckin warmonger if only he promised to secure their gun rights
>>30104768
It was a nigger. Anthony Burris/Burrus.
>>30106948
How about you aid my unability to understand the relevance that had.
>>30106996
>raised straight from the trailer
>>30107040
Its entertaining enough to keep you coming back. C'mon. You've got nothing going on for the evening it seems. I've got nothing. You're only interested in responding to me. You want (you)s? I'll give you all the (you)s you want. Unless you're running out of bullshit for your shitty bait.
>>30107101
pardon me sir i never intended to bait i was wondering if someone was interested in a political discussion or merely an exchange of views but since your reply had no argument i was rather certain we we're at a point of unbased instults so i thought i might as well throw one in
>>30107295
Well, if I may be excused to remind you that this board is in fact not the board for political discussions and rather merely for that which pertains to weapons and military based information. Why, there is even a sticky made as a reminder of such, and that political discussion is irrelevant to this very board, and such posts and thread pertaining to said topic are bannable offenses, and said topics should be discussed on the proper board - /pol/
If you would allow me, good sir, I would gladly direct you to the board you are looking for where you will find far more stimulating discussion pertaining toward your interests.
>>>/pol/
>>30106967
/pol/ always right
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>>30108819
>>30106756
>muh sides
>>30104791
>>30105871
>>30105763
>>30106182
http://desustorage.org/k/thread/28873344/#28893511
Found it.
He was giving out liberty coins
>>30096793
>>30108907
>cracked.com
>>30099884
What size are yours? Curious...for....science. Yea, science.
>>30109729
Those are both mediums. The Tyson's actually about the same useable size as the Tantus Goliath back there, but the softer material is more comfy to use.
>>30101081
Came with babby's first raifu, too lazy to change it.
>>30097159
>FAL
>Popular with Falklands veterans
Ok that got me good
>>30109815
Fuck that's a medium? Was looking at the large. Well fugg now I need to reconsider things
>>30103584
Why Florida?
>>30110627
That gun has prison cell written all over it.
>>30106294
Says the immigrant.
>>30097014
>holding someone at bombpoint
The waiting room in a hospital has never been so jolly-sounding.
>>30097698
>Student
>£47 a week on food
Are you feeding a wife and child as well? Fuck, shop around a bit.
>>30111363
are those puppies?
>>30111390
no anon, it's leftover candy from halloween
>>30111363
>>30111390
>>30109506
Their 'someone in a very odd/niche job/industry' articles are usually interesting, everything else is click bait shite.
>>30111446
what happened there?
>>30111446
what the fuck happened here
>>30111474
>>30111496
Not sure but looks like the gunner dropped a frag in his lap for a joke.
>>30111474
>>30111496
Looks like a prank with a nade.
>>30102956
not sure if I'm looking at successful african training, or a botched african execution.
>>30111591
In 09 I trained Africans.....I think what we are looking at is a botched execution, butwith Africans it is hard to tell
>>30096996
What gun is that? Sorry for newfaggotry.
>>30103773
It was a nigger
>>30096793
>>30111834
that's an sks
>>30111873
nigger that's a Famas
>>30111873
>>30111873
>>30111895
Both wrong! Its a magazine failure!
>>30111772
IWI Tavor
>tfw just spent nearly $500 on Bad Dragon and I realize now I could have saved for a gun instead.
Fug, amd I stupid.
>>30111895
>>30103737
No burgers are a dollar at the golden arches, it still applies
>>30099254
Amazing
