Your daily reminder that God made wizards, and God made muggles; but Samuel Colt made them equal.
>>30069577
the fuck is wrong with his arm
>>30069577
...but did God make Samuel Colt??
>>30069675
Daily Reminder: Samuel Colt is a fag.
>>30069722
daily reminder that mormonism is a cult.
>>30069577
I want to see a WWII movie about britbong wizards fighting the Thule Society
>young dumbledore going from a Lindeberg type "c'mon guys grindelwald is a pretty cool guy" to Magic Nazi killing Commando.
>make blackjack churchill magic for reasons so we get to see him run around with an enchanted bullet stopping backsword, slotting nazi sentries with a longbow.
instead we're getting fantastic beasts and where to find them with the lipless unsettling faggot from Les Miserables
>>30069722
>>30069766
Shut your whore mouths.
>>30069577
Is Mr. Castle holding a paintball gun?
>>30069608
not enuff vilppu
>>30069577
Man I just want to see a Wizard get wrecked by a muggle.
>Wizard acting all smug with his magic
>Gets put down by good old stopping power.
>>30069826
Is it good money to watch that in HD
>>30069577
>god
>>>/reddit/
>You'll never see a real damn John Wayne type have a hollywood high noon duel with some faggy wizard
>You'll never see said John Waynealike put 6 good holes in the queer before he even pulls his wand out.
>>30069922
Yes, a TiPX.
J.K Rowling has said that a swat team would probably be able to capture Hogwarts.
>>30071091
Ive always loved the idea of an american foreign exchange student at hogwarts.
>announcement made to evacuate before the battle of hogwarts
>britcuck wizards and witches que up to leave
>one asks, "hey, where is ameri-non?"
>"dunno, had this wierd look when they said the deatheaters were coming and took off"
Fastforward to partway through the battle
>wizards and deatheaters duelling in the hallways
>Group of wounded student who stayed and fought are wounded running from deatheaters
>students round a corner and see a strange figure that stops them dead in thier tracks.
>no robes, only a plate carrier, chest rig, cargo pants and combat boots over a black t shirt and a kiffyeh. What frightens the lm more than the deatheaters is the pure evil pouring off the object in his hands.
>a dinged up old Ak 47
> in thier hesitation the deatheaters round the corner behind them, momentarily checked by the strange sight until one raises a wand and exclaims "EXPELLIARMUS!"
>a wand flies out of the armed figures chest rig.
>confused and unsure of who to be more frightedn of the students move to the side while a second deather pushes the first aside and raises his wand
>"AVADA-"
>"AVTOMAKALISHNAKOVA!" *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
>the deathers collapse to the floor, twitching and bleeding, the students are visibly crying and one witch appears to be attepting to masturbate through her robes.
>pulling the kiffyeh away from his face reveals ameri-non, he asks if they are alright
>a fat student with a hufflepuff prefect badge momentarily regains his composure enough to demand that ameri-non relinquish his weapon and follow him the the headmasters office.
>ameri-non stares blankly at the hufflepuff prefect, can see in the students eyes the confusion and conflict of ordering someone wearing a kiffyeh to relinquish a cultural symbol and not wanting to offend or oppress them.
>after a moments hesitation the stock of the Ak whips around and the prefect goes down in a cucked heap
>>30072104
i heartily kekd
>>30072104
>one witch appears to be attepting to masturbate through her robes.
uh
its been a while, which one would that be
>>30069661
>fuccboi bobby
nothing is cooler Tbh
>>30072104
>checking over the student and satisfied with thier condition ameri-no continues down the hallway.
>reaching a banister rail overlooking a hall below he backs up a few paces, shoots a glance over at the group of students before lobbing two large egg shaped objects over the rail.
>heading towards the stairs an enormous explosion erupts from beneath the railing, smoke curling up from below followed by shrieks and scream of deatheaters. ameri-non covers up his face again before turning and giving a sly wink to the students before checking the mag and disappearing down the staircase.
>the witch lets out a low moan and faints
>>30072104
>>30072174
>Amerinon makes it out to the battlefield, wasting death eaters as he goes
>meets up with Harry and crew
>"Say, that stone lets you talk to the dead, right? Let me see it for a second."
>Amerinon flips the Resurrection Stone over three times and informs George S. Patton that there are a bunch of Nazi wizards besieging a Scottish castle and could he please send some reinforcements
>meanwhile on the other side of the Atlantic the Enola Gay's propellers start spinning up
>>30072212
>Not also calling upon the spirit of Chesty Puller to summon upon the legions of Devil Dogs and spirits of those damned in the Fields of Normandy and Korea
>>30072242
>not letting Patton set up his own spectral chain of command including Chesty
>>30072104
>>30072174
I could just see this guy up on one of the towers with an enchanted .338 lapua
magazine is bigger on the inside.
Goblin made barrel that would never wear out.
Magically crafted ammunition.
>"jesus ameri-non, that giant just exploded! What kind of spell was that?!"
>""No spell from me, just custom loads from by older brother back home! These bad boys will drop a Hungarian Horntail at 500 yards like a sack of galleons!"
>>30071091
Didn't she also day that one "American" with a shotgun could maybe kill a team of death eaters? It makes sense, someone with some 3 gun competition experience could engage targets faster than they can say silly wizard words.
>>30072212
> Enola Gay's propellors start spinning up.
Kek
>>30072268
I really want some American wizard stories.
Is JK an anti?
>>30072279
>Is JK an anti?
She's a britbong. She's anti everything.
>Basketball American student at Hogwarts during the big battle
>Gets expelliarmused
>Pulls out an AK, sawn off & Glock 40 out of his sagging pants that have been enchanted with infinite holding.
SHIEEET.
>>30072297
>out of his sagging pants
>no sagging pants of holding.
>"Alright Buckbeak, i know this is a little unorthadox, and its going to be loud, but Hagrid helped me build the harness and som earpro for you! So lets do this."
Cue amerinon soaring over the battlefield with an M2 and the belt running into a bottomless ammocan and enchanted spears blaring "Flight of the Griffons"
>>30072279
>Is JK an anti?
Considering she retconned 7 books and what, 10 movies? Just to appease SJWs, I'd say yes.
>>30072268
Wasn't eastern Europe supposed to be big on necromancy and dark arts in the books? Imagine if Viktor Krum brought along his cousin Boris.
>"YOU SEE, COUSIN"
>BLAM
>work bolt on nugget
>"WHEN WEAPON IS INFUSED WITH SPIRITS OF GLORIOUS FIGHTERS FOR MOTHERLAND"
>BLAM
>work nugget bolt
>"ENGLISH WIZARDS CANNOT DISARM YOU"
>BLAM
>>30072311
The Wizarding World was well aware of Wagner. You could just keep it Ride of the Valkyries.
>>30072312
What'd she retcon?
>>30072349
Hermione being white.
>>30072358
WHAT
>>30072349
According to her, Hermione is now a nigger.
Speaking of,
>bag of holding full of guns
AYO, Where dis nigga gettin all dem gats?
>>30072251
>Wizard War 3 where Harry lost, and had to retreat from America, where upon meeting with the Murican version of Hogwarts, meets up with a spectral army of the undamned, comprised of some of America's greatest soldiers and officers, whom's army is a mix of support Casters, military types, Spookies and beasts
>Literal Devil Dogs being used by Marines to hunt down and track Death Eaters
>Chesty, Patton, Eisenhower and MacArthur Spooks are all standing around a table with various other scarred, grizzled Bars and Clerics, discussing tactics as the Boy who lived walks in
>Doesn't really give two shits since he's not all that important now
>Argument is getting nowhere
>Bearded man that carries the air of Maple Syrup says this might be the time to break down the Kube
>Room goes silent
>Murmurs of prayer and hushed commands being handed off to clerics, which in turn will be handed off to officers
>Everyone is somber, deep down knowing that this will be the only way to assure victory with minimal casualties
>Harry, being britbong, is confused and asks what it is
>Patton gets a deep and longing look and mumbles that he wishes he was still alive so he wouldn't have to be sober when explaining this
>Everyone gets comfortable
>>30072259
But Hogwarts is British.
Bongs can't have guns, wizard or not.
>>30072360
Basically, when the casting for the new play was announced, there was a black actress playing Granger. Artistic license and all that.
Of course, this caused an uproar by people who have nothing better to do then get pissed off at a casting choice. So then the Tumblrinas start talking about how she was never explicitly mentioned to be white (which was so heavily implied, that you might as well be bashing someone over the head with it) which ZJKR jumped on.
>>30072367
>>Doesn't really give two shits since he's not all that important now
Wasn't he technically the Master of Death at the time he held all three of the Macguffins? I feel like he would at least be somewhat important to an undead army.
>>30072389
I'm not drunk enough for this news.
>>30072358
Actually there was a big controvery when hermoine was going to be played by a black actress in a play, when someone asked rowling about it, she said "i described her a frizzy hair and smart, i never specified skin color"
Figure thats more of a "you people are retarded, stop making this an issue"
>>30072360
>school does Harry Potter play
>cast a nigger as Hermione because hey, it's a play, liberties can be taken with cast if they're that much better
>SJWs latch onto it for some godawful reason
>Rowling makes a tweet about it "I love black Hermione."
>fans go wtf
>"Lol I've never said her skin color"
>except she has, at least two or three times
>not to mention if she ever thought of Hermione as being black before all of this, Emma Watson would never have made it to auditions
>>30072389
>she was never explicitly mentioned to be white
She was. There's a passage that goes something like "Her white face poking around the tree" with nothing else in the context that would lead you to believe it was white in fear, this only meaning skin color.
>>30072389
>So then the Tumblrinas start talking about how she was never explicitly mentioned to be white
well neither was harry, nor literally anyone except harry's owl and maybe luna lovegood
whats next, yer a muslim, harry, because none ever said you are not?
>>30072402
Then I better not tell you that HP Americans are even more racist than the Bongs.
>>30072407
>i described her a frizzy hair and smart, i never specified skin color"
She did though and if she didn't think of Hermione as white, she'd never have let a white girl play her in the movies.
>>30072402
The master of death lost to a rape baby. They're acting because his mess needs to be cleaned up.
>>30072417
>whats next, yer a muslim, harry, because none ever said you are not?
He was raised from infancy to be willing to kill himself for a prophetic/religious goal by a crazy old boyfucker with a long beard. It's not all that farfetched.
>>30072425
Ill have to reread the books, been looking for an exscuse to anyways
>>30072411
>"Her white face poking around the tree
Found it.
>>30072438
Thats....
Thats actually it in a nutshell....
>>30072438
oh bollocks
>>30072438
When you put it that way, Alluh Akbar does sound like it could be some wizard shit
>>30072438
>>30072367
MOAR
>>30072447
>>30072548
There's a surprising amount of these for Hermione to not be white.
>>30072576
Like I said. Not explicitly stated, as you can have a white face for many reasons, but implied so heavily that to think she was somehow black is the height of retardation.
>>30072657
She ONLY uses "white faced" to describe white characters. Harry, the Weasely's, Draco, Snape, Mcgonagall. Not even Cho is ever described as being "white faced".
>>30072717
>Harry, the Weasely's, Draco, Snape, Mcgonagall.
but except for the weasleys, who are redheads (except again for molly) these all could be >persons of colour
>>30072367
>While Patton is revealing the glories of the /k/ube to our bongistani heroes, somewhere in the vicinity of Groom Lake, Nevada, the US Army's Dragonback CAS (Carnivorous Air Support) Division is mobilizing for war.
>Paperwork is filled out by the bushel.
>NCOs are screaming at privates and corporals for not moving twice as fast as they are.
>some of the older mounts have place names etched into the large, flat scales across their breastbones
>Kuwait
>Khe Sanh
>Danang
>Tokyo
>Dresden
>R'lyeh
>Innsmouth
>Verdun
>Havana
>Antietam
>Riders and other officers are attending a briefing from General William Tecumseh Sherman, who had used the unit to great effect in his march to the sea.
>The Pitbull Cerberi around the base are being pacified for portkey transport by boomboxes playing the Battle Hymn of the Republic on repeat
>>30072741
>the Malfoy family
>persons of color
>snape
>literally described as a white older male with greasy black hair
What the fuck are you smoking anon?
>>30072763
This is glorious.
>>30072764
>the Malfoy family
>not acting like arrogant negros
>>30072764
>literally described as a white older male with greasy black hair
is he, though? or is it just "heavily implied" again
>>30072786
>>not acting like arrogant negros
Jesus Christ this denial. They're the epitome of "old money, british nobility" ie, fucking white as sin. They're even all have blonde hair anon, that is not something you see on niggers.
>>30072836
Besides, their name is "mal foi", aka "traitorous fuckwit" in French. That means they've been fagging up England since the nobility spoke French a thousand years ago.
>>30072786
And as for Snape, here. Chamber of Secrets.
>>30072331
>The Wizarding World was well aware of Wagner
How? They had to have guns explained to them in Book 3, and those aren't exactly a new concept.
Then again they can into cameras, so who knows.
>>30072880
Dumbledore refers to music as "a greater magic than anything we do here" which is highly suggestive of him knowing some great muggle artists.
>>30072880
>They had to have guns explained to them in Book 3, and those aren't exactly a new concept.
as far as i recall, that was in relation a muggle news broadcast. Think of it the other way around. What if magic was actually real, but noone really cared, or even cared to know about their world. now here's your situation: chris dorner went ahead to go shoot some wizards because who the fuck knows what goes on in his brain. and then a fellow muggle talks to you about it, and he says, "the wizards have been warned that dorner is armed with a wand. thats apparently some sort of wooden stick that shoots sparks that can kill you, who woulda thunk these kind of things existed?"
>you'll never get to charge against the deatheaters with the ghost of J.E.B Stuart
>you'll never get to see the Southern Wizard's Academy ride out for a Helms Deep esqe charge in lifted trucks with HMGs mounted in the back and enchanted armor shitly welded to the sides. and at the head of the charge is The General Lee.
>>30073139
>you will never watch a shore bombardment from a North Carolina class using fiendfyre shells
>you will never see Audie Murphey removing Dementor with a thirty cal
>>30073160
>>you will never watch a shore bombardment from a North Carolina class using fiendfyre shells
But you can see drones and A-10s do it to Hajjis. Why do you think we call the AGM-65 "Hellfire"?
>>30072242
He did say that it was flipped three times, anon.
>>30072438
Well, when you put it THAT way...
>>30072843
Rowling has said the Malfoys came over with the Normands.
>>30073306
That explains why they're so universally reviled among English witches and wizards. They're secretly French!
>3306
Nice MySQL get.
>>30072294
She endorsed Trump so that's gotta count for something mnightfamilam.
>>30071082
Is that intentional?
>>30069826
>Blackjack.
Wasn't it Mad Jack?
>>30073396
>She endorsed Trump
Holy shit what?
Now that's an M Night Shyamalan twist
>>30073428
Yes.
>>30072438
Worse yet, he's British.
>>30073428
It is, he may have confused him with Black Jack Pershing
>>30073459
It wasn't a full endorsement. She stated that he shouldn't be banned from Britain like the bongs want.
>>30073496
Well, at least she isn't full on batshit crazy.
>>30072548
>...said Hermione, whose face was white.
It just sounds so pointlessly racebaity out of context.
Almost as bad as out of context Conan character descriptions.
>>30069826
This reminds me of a movie Merian C. Cooper, director of "King Kong", wanted to make with Ray Harryhausen called "War Eagles."
A test pilot crash lands in the arctic and lands on an island with dinosaurs and inhabited by Vikings who ride on the backs of giant eagles. The pilot convinced the Viking eagle riders to help him defend New York City when the Nazis attack with their flying super weapons.
>>30072864
Thin, sallow skin, hooked nose, greasy hair
Obviously he is of the Semitic races that raid and pillage in the lands between civilization and the Tartar satrapys.
>>30072269
>wizard words
except that experienced wizards don't need to say anything or use a wand, and could BTFO the fastest draw in the west
also time travel
>>30073999
>could BTFO the fastest draw in the west
Or the fastest draw in the west could BTFO any wizard when it comes to, ya know, drawing.
words or not, you still need your wand.
>>30073999
Time travel which is utterly useless due to being a closed loop.
>>30074052
Unless you're African.
>>30074278
It's useful for intelligence gathering, not assassination.
>>30072411
Rowling was trying to do the best she could with the situation.
It's obvious that Hermoine is not only white, but of the ambitious and earnestly liberal (in US sense) white professional class. Dentist parents, elf-liberation, neurotically high-achieving and academically pedantic...it's impossible to imagine the character Rowling created as black.
Rowling could have benefited from thinking more about wizard combat. It's kind of absurd that wizard war amounts to shoe-clerks and housewives trying to blast things with voice-controlled handguns.
There could have been all sorts of magical artillery, "automatic wands," magical hand-grenades, Imperious gas bombs, the possibilities are endless.
>>30074370
Rowling is and was largely an idiot. She can't even do basic mathematical consistency checking so you get absurd shit like a population of <500,000 people supporting a 30 team sports league or a school so ominously under capacity that it suggests at least 3/4 of the British wizard population died in the first Voldemort war.
>>30074370
In the books spells at least had accuracy over firearms and generally hit things, presumably directed by the caster's will.
In the movies though they suddenly started fighting like gangbangers, letting off hundreds of spells everywhere that didn't hit dick
In the books it kind of makes sense that a wand would be preferable to a gun in most cases, but in the movies basically any of the battles could have been suddenly and decisively ended by a single experienced rifleman on either side.
>B-b-but protective charms
Put anti-charms on the bullets or something.
>>30074440
OoTS style: explosive runes on all the bullets. Even .22lr or 5.7mm becomes a grenade launcher.
>>30074508
Fully automagic zip-gun
Because who's plinking now motherfuckers
Can wizards stop NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
Why didn't America nuke kikewartz and free the fuck out of those chosen people.
>>30073513
Didn't she compare him to Voldemort though?
>>30074587
The series was set during the 90s. We were rich and happy and didn't give a single fuck about anything.
>>30072763
>>Kuwait
>>Khe Sanh
>>Danang
>>Tokyo
>>Dresden
>>R'lyeh
>>Innsmouth
>>Verdun
Yeah, I never thought I would say this, but I would totally read your Harry Potter fanfiction.
>>30074939
/k/ - a magical place
>>30074052
>http://www.gunfightergulch.com/videos/thell-reed-ed-sullivan-show-1966
Fastest draw in the West, wizards can you even respond? Death Eaters confirmed on suicide watch.
>>30069577
Your OP is funny, your pic is cringe as fuck.
>>30075607
>shooting black powder blanks in front of a live audience
How far have we fallen?
That said, this nigga could rekt any wizard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzHG-ibZaKM
>>30069944
/ic/ pls, don't bully capeanatomy
>>30072386
AKSHUALLY!
Harry Potter's parent's dies in 1981, and when he turn 11 he arrives at Hogwarts in 1992 for the school year.
Hand guns were only banned in the UK in 1996 with an amendment finalized in '97. That means that up until halfway through his 5th year at Hogawarts, Harry could totally have had a 1911 under a section 1 Firearms Certificate. He didn't even have to be 18.
Of course after that it would have been illegal UNLESS he has a Section 5, granted for the purposes of humane dispatch, such as putting down pests like basilisks, although if anyone would be granted a Section 5, that would probably be Hagrid.
Plus you know, apparition to a US gun store, memory wiping of the Firearms Licensing Officer and other such magical mischief could allow them to own all sorts of fun. Albeit not legally.
>>30075713
nigga pls.
that is a wizard.
>>30072104
>>30069766
By technical definition yes a cult of personality
>>30076482
I'm willing to bet that Magical Marvin's Mossberg and Marlin Mart in Texarkana would be totally willing to sell to British wizards on vacation. If you cast a Fidelius on the fact that you have a dog, you are immune to the ATF.
>>30069766
Any religion that says the United States of America is the holy land, and creates people who are by practical and religious mandate to be self sufficient, arm themselves, and are slightly insane, is very ok in my book.
Fuck, right behind Sikhs I am ok with Mormons. If we could find a way to hybridize the two with the best aspects of each, it would be the new state cult or sanctioned military religion.
>>30077199
That would be a complete end-around to carry bans or permit requirements.
>combine Sikh's always-be-armed mandate with Mormonism's love of guns
>gungrabber says SIR YOU CAN'T CARRY YOUR PISTOL IN HERE
>play the religious persecution card and continue OCing freely
>>30077223
That only works if you're brown or your religion is mostly practiced by brown people. otherwise the leftist wouldn't stop tipping their fedora over something as simple as religion.
But fuck me if they don't do some mental gymnastics for islam.
>>30077327
If they're tipping their fedoras they're not calling the cops. Tip away, neckbeards.
>>30075948
That webm... that's damn impressive. I'd buy one.
>>30076918
Nonresident aliens can purchase and possess "hunting firearms" in the U.S. with only a state-issued hunting license. Right there on the ATF website.
Each state does vary though.
>>30077547
Hunting firearms, however, basically covers "Whatever the fuck you want so long as you pay for a license."
>>30072104
Someone start an indiegogo now!!!
>>30076710
>>30075713
>>30075607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5rvhFHLfDY
Sadly, Bob Munden is gone.
"Wanted" was just a movie about multiple people with his skills.
>>30074939
I need a link now
>>30072279
>I really want some American wizard stories.
You want Dresden Files then, if he can help it Harry(main character)doesn't go anywhere without his .357(.44 and a twelve gauge pump in later books)
Rifts movie when?
>>30073428
>>30073479
Yes.
I thought it was just some pun on Black magic. maybe not.
>>30072576
White faced is regarding the lack of color in the characters face.
Not necessarily their race.
> although black folks probably have a hard time pulling that off.
>>30072407
>Frizzy hair and smart?
So hermione is jewish!
Black=smart? You lost me.
>>30080253
What about Black Science Man? Is he some sort of mutant?
>>30080258
Might as well be.
>>30073999
Spells were generally weaker without the incantation, and only the most powerful of wizards could even hope to cast without a wand.
Acute lead poisoning retains the advantage.
>>30069826
>not having a wand bayonet on a Lee-Enfield
>>30080434
Wizarding WWI just became a whole lot scarier
>>30072104
>"AVADA-"
>"AVTOMAKALISHNAKOVA!" *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
You are an awesome faggot.
I really hope when she goes into detail on American wizards a lot of it is gun based magic with wands commonly being embedded in the stock on specially wizard made variants of normal firearms. God that would be boner inducing to have a SCAR with an underbarrel magic launcher.
>>30081474
>Harry Potter universe
>SCAR
Hue hue hue hue.
>>30071091
This is my fanfiction fetish
>>30072212
Oh my
>>30081481
Just because the movies happened before the SCAR did doesn't mean all the rest of it has to.
If you really want to play that game then a P-90 with a BattleWand Micro™ embedded in the foregrip would be awesome too.
>>30081518
>SCAR
>Scar on Harry's forehead is actually central to the plot of the series
It was a joke you autist.
>>30081543
Sorry missed the joke anon.
>>30069577
Where were those nerds during WWI when we needed them? We'd probably be able to do cool stuff with magic if they weren't so stingy about it.
>>30081565
>Muggle technology married with magic to create something stronger and more useful than either
I wager we'd be conquering the stars by the end of the year.
>>30078889
Exactly
>>30081575
Seriously, it would be so cool.
>magic cryptography that can't be broken by any means by anyone other than the author doing so willingly (intent is apparently measurable in magic)
>cast an ever-full charm on the strategic petroleum reserve and tell OPEC to go fuck a camel
>levitation, unbreakable, and gravity-reinforcement charms could give us goddamn functional spaceships in a year or ten
>transmutational alchemy plus infinite raw materials from asteroids equals post-scarcity nirvana
>embedded wizard healers in the military mean almost anything short of a direct CNS hit is going to result in the soldier making a full recovery
>magic inheritance apparently works on the basis of a strong or weak version of a gene, where too much inbreeding allows two weak alleles to combine and give you a squib
>this means that with CRISPR therapies it could be possible to make every child born on the planet after a certain date a wizard
Would embedding the right materials into a wooden stock turn it into a wand?
>>30081639
Given how fussy wands are about compatibility and crafting, it would probably be better to make a hole in the stock (or the foregrip if it's a tacticool rifle) to attach a wand internally.
>>30081631
>Fucking port keys to Mars and the Moon as well as any major city in the US in "Key Stations".
>Easily able to unfuck even the most horrible environmental damage with enchanted tools removing radiation, oil, and other nasty things from the environment.
>Build cheap houses with magic then enchant them to be magically self sustaining, self cleaning, and immune to natural disaster.
>Crush diseases with magic infused vaccinations that viruses cant simply adapt to.
>Flying cars commonplace, many roads replaced with parks.
>Gun makers now working with wizards enchanting guns in such a way that they can't break and mags are much bigger than they look.
>Magic magazine loading tools to load them almost instantly.
>Medical advances made that make us nearly immortal.
It would be god damn amazing.
>>30070226
>>>/pol/
>>30081826
>nearly
You forget the Philosopher's Stone from the first book. Actual immortality is a thing.
>>30071091
Headcanon, she never said that.
What she did say was that in a war between muggles and wizards, muggles would win
>>30080160
As I mentioned later, she only uses it to describe otherwise white characters.
>>30081826
Amazing
>>30081631
>>30081826
Wonder if, besides recognizing that muggles can curbstomp the wizarding world, this is why they hide from us.
They fear what we can do with their gifts.
Prophecies are a thing, so perhaps someone once prophesied muggles taking wizarding power and turning it into something that is (to them) too terrible to imagine.
>>30070161
Fate/Zero
>>30073474
>>30073343
>That explains why they're so universally reviled among English witches and wizards. They're secretly French!
Fucking kek
>>30072438
>>30069766
So. Multiple wives are something an alpha does.
I wonder what magic Russia is like?
Maybe they still have a Czar and act like its 1899
>>30084980
>three wives
>three STAY AT HOME wives
Nigga must be rolling in dough.
>>30084980
That webm. Having 1 wife sounds tiresome enough, imagine having to deal with 3 and all of the resulting children.
Maybe that child part is easier though with extra parental figures around. Although it has got to be expensive as fuck.
>>30085181
and sandwiches
>>30081474
Yeah, no. Based on all accounts, American wizards are even more juggle-phobic than the bongs are.
To the degree that it's illegal to interact with Muggles.
Also, nobody who ever thought "NoMaj" is a good term could ever come up with something that cool.
>>30085197
Dammit that got me good.
Turns out American wizardry was largely directed by John Browning and Samual Colt. As such turned from traditional European elemental spell casting towards weapons enchantment. The Americans are banned from the TrI Wizard Tournament for sending 3 Gunners with what was politely described as "over zealous" ammunition loadouts.
>>30085198
>juggle-phobic
>>30085478
I too, am afraid of juggaloes.
But also Muggles.
>>30074939
"It's time to operate myself"
>>30069722
I have always wondered what gun john browning was holding there
>>30086846
Yep, definitely not made by a Spanish speaker...
Here in dominigger Spanish that would be interpreted more like "it's time for me to get an operation", as in surgery...
>>30075948
Guys got under appreciated skill.
/pol/ btfo
>>30086846
>he doesn't operate himself
>>30072763
The only acceptable form of fagfiction
>>30087747
One he invented
>>30081494
I've had a concept for a story where a bunch of Nazi paratroopers had to do a recon of Hogwarts lying around somewhere. Schindler's Shitlist I believe it was called. I'll let you know if I find my outline of it, and I can start writing it again.
pic unrelated
>>30085146
Fanon vacillates between that and "doesn't exist at all because of Stalin's purges."
>>30072438
