How does it feel now knowing that he wasn't the true Lone Survivor?
>>30069482
this will be the sixth thread created in the last 12 hours we have become exceedingly good at it
>Lone Survivor
Wrong SEAL nigger
Also post whatever source you're trying to spew with these shit threads or (read: and) fuck off.
>>30069482
I like these because of the dubs guy
Quick someone do a dubs thingy
>>30069482
You mean because he was shot and killed?
>>30069482
>now
>>30069523
You just bit into that bait soooo fucking hard dude
>>30070187
>What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo
>>30069996
Nice trips
>>30070005
Checked
Watch out that's not Chris Ky-
>>30071775
i see what you did ther
>>30069482
>tfw people idolize this faggot but haven't even heard of Simo
Get the fuck out of here with your stupid punisher meme bullshit.
feels bad, man
>>30071812
Who is this potato?
>>30072026
You've never heard of The Inverse-black Life-stopperer??
>>30072026
The #FFFFFF termination of all sustaining biological functions
>>30072026
The Light Ivory Permanent Cheeki Breeki Remover.
>>30069482
I thought Mark Walburg was the real Lone Survivor
>>30072026
the greatest sniper that ever lived
>>30071812
>I move my mouth into the snow to breathe
>>30072026
A man so fucking operator with the Mosin that entire Russian bomber wings were routed toward his hunting grounds just to end his killing spree.
>>30071812
is this the guy who killed a shiton of guys with nothing but a unscoped bolt action ?
they called him white death or some shit like that, right?
So after this enlightening and life changing thread i realized i should do something with my life, So, dubs decide what do
>>30073885
crossdress as galil or SAKO
>>30070200
That's not trips you fucking newfag
>>30073885
Sell all your guns and become a profesdion Dindu sympathizer on tv.
>>30073885
kill urself by jumping of that huge hotel in Dubai
>>30073885
stimulate your prostate with a mosin bolt handle
>>30070200
Are you autistic?
Dubs confirm the autism.
>>30072026
Since nobody'll give you a straight answer, I guess I'm the spoonfeeder.
His name is Simo Hayha, the greatest sniper to ever live.
He's a Finnish soldier who had over 500 confirmed kills.
His face is fucked up from a round to the jaw.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Hayha
>>30073885
kill yourself
>>30069643
Ask and ye shall receive...
My dubs
>>30069482
How does it feel to spend your time mocking a dead man?
>>30076316
>Häyhä used an M/28-30, with serial number 60974, since it suited his small frame (1.6 m (5 ft 3 in)).
Proof that the populace should fear manlets' true power.
>>30073885
become a trap on /pol/
![1319784974763[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bavjN7z.jpg "1319784974763[1].jpg")
>>30073885
this >>30076778
>>30069482
>"At last I have become the Lone Survivor"
Really?
>>30073885
Sell me your favorite gun for 50 dollars
>>30073885
Move to Britain. Kill politicians with butter knife.
>>30073885
Bellybutton
Bed
>>30077113
>That foot position
They do this on purpose, I know, but it still makes my dick diamonds.
>>30073885
You must check these dubs.
>>30077352
Non-citizens can't own a butter knife, you need a restricted weapons license to own one.
>>30069643
Check for authenticity.
>>30069482
How does it feel knowing that Gibson made a guitar out of him?
>>30080096
>>30080096
Feels good since Gibson is shit anyways.
>>30069482
>at last, I am the real American Sniper™
Fucking really?
>>30069482
He was all marketing, wanted to be famous......his fame is what ended his lide
>>30073857
>Writes book about no scope 360 terrorists
>People believe it hurr durr hero
>Really spent most of the time cheating on his wife with army sluts and playing Xbox in third world shit hole
>>30077523
You may have pedophilic tendencies.
>>30069482
indifferent
>>30080719
The guitar is quite cringeworthy.
>>30076556
No it's actually because finns are woodelves.
Ordinary manlets are still just manlets.
>>30080750
You fucking idiot we're talking about Simo not that fuckstick Chris Cuckle
>>30069996
Vespa Piaggio
>>30073885
Tuck dick between legs, declare that you're transgender, and try to bully people into letting you take dumps in women's bathrooms.
>>30073885
Suck a penus
>>30080096
>>30080102
how much of a mall ninja faggot would you have to be to buy that shit.
>>30073885
I like the /pol/ trap idea
>>30069482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjLv1L0WF8
>>30076316
>500 kills
Probably significantly fewer, just like Hartman et. al.
>>30080096
Slightly irritated
>>30083372
500 is actually the low end estimate and considered to be the number of what would be consider a sniper kill ie with the rifle with a crefully aimed shot, his actual kill count is closer to 750 or more when you also add in the kills with the SMG at close range
>>30083413
Who's counting?
Because similar claims have turned out to be bullshit
![1320002735001[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uvU1luI.jpg "1320002735001[2].jpg")
>>30073885
hillbilly trap
>>30083295
Get on my lvl jr. ninja
>>30073885
Niggers. You do niggers. And they do you.
>>30080750
>cheating on his wife
did chris ever do that
>>30073885
Highway Engineering.
>>30069482
>>30069643
I'm a few days late, but these dubs will be worth tbe wait.
>>30069643
>>30080102
You can buckle rash his face into non existence
>>30069482
>killed by a Marine POG
How do the SEALs feel knowing that their greatest warrior couldn't compete with a Marine who wasn't even wielding a rifle?
>>30076523
Pretty good, he was a lying faggot
>>30073857
Yes
>>30073885
An hero
>>30070194
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I’ve been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak, I am contacting my good friends across the world and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>tfw only ever posted this on /mlp/ once and have been looking for other places to post.
Seriously spent too long on this.
