How are you going to defend against gun confiscation, /k/? What's your plan. The government has JETS and TANKS. What are you going to do against a JET or a TANK when they come to take your guns?
shit in my hand and throw it at the intake while screaming shall not be etc
>>30029501
But they have TANKS
>>30029532
climb inside the TANK and smear feces on all the controls, thus grossing out everyone inside, preventing them from operating the TANK.
>>30029588
Tankers usually has a scat fetisch.
saged your waste of space "iwasthere" thread
>>30029496
if they're rolling out the big guns I'm assuming that the nation is in a state of civil war, in which case I'll pull that sweet RPG-26/Igla out of the weapons cache that Ivan dropped out of the sky a few weeks back.
>>30029496
losing my guns in a boating accident
>>30029608
Cyka blyat...
>>30029496
a revolution would happen if they attempted it
I'm more worried about shit like http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/20/robocop-robot-mall-security-guard-palo-alto-california
and
https://medium.com/insurge-intelligence/the-pentagon-is-building-a-self-aware-killer-robot-army-fueled-by-social-media-bd1b55944298#.m27byf1n4
tbdesu.
>>30029532
And even TNAKS.
>>30029608
Honestly this. There's always been talk about dealing with the devil if civil war broke out again.
Even then just digging tunnels and cong style warfare would be great! Especially if major propaganda outlets like fox or CNN were shut down then the 9:1 ratio of civie to soldier would even out the playing field. people see what's up when boonies and colloseum style entertainment isn't in their face.
>>30029496
another moron who thinks he knows it all.
>>30029496
the same thing the taliban does faggot, they are still fighting those fuckers imagine now your own citizens fighting like that?
>>30029496
When in doubt, fuck the jet.
>>30029496
>TANKS
I knock on the side of the turret and shout "Am I being detained?"
>JETS
I knock on the window and shout "Am I being detained?"
>>30030806
Fuck, didn't we have planefucker thread a few days ago?
No doubt OP is also one of those people who celebrated Obama's drawdown from Afghanistan because it was an "unwinnable war" against the armed populace, even with our jets and tanks.
>>30029601
Found the Cav. Scout
>implying there will be tanks or jets operating for more than 1 every 600 miles because of military defection and incompetency because of Obamafication of the military
>>30029496
Guerilla and explosives
>Drunk driving checkpoint in Hillary's America
>Inform the officers I do not drink and I drive off
>They shout at me to stop and produce identification
>They mount up in their F-35B's
>Can't engage with AGM due to risk of collateral damage
>Can't engage with cannons since the software is not ready yet
>They follow me home and mobilize a QRF to detain me
>QRF V-22 crashes in flight
cover myself in tinfoil, jump in a ditch that goes 6ft underground and then put a cold water fish tank over the top of the hole with a turtle inside so the drone operators won't kill me
>I am the US government
>Anon started shooting at the police that tried to take his gun so I called in the army, violating Posse Comitatus
>They proceeded to drive a tank through Anon's house, and while they succeeded in killing Anon they also killed his family, his dog, caused thousands of dollars of property damage to adjacent houses, woke up all the neighbors, destroyed the house etc.
>This does not in any way hurt my image
>I am still the US government
>Anon started shooting at the police that tried to take his gun so I called in the army, violating Posse Comitatus
>They launched a jet/drone which then launched a missile that blew up Anon's house
>See above, except now I have spent tens of thousands of dollars worth of military hardware and property damage to the neighbors extends to burning their houses down too
>This does not at all hurt my image
>In both cases I additionally have to pay for the PTSD of the pilot/tankers/drone controller because they murdered helpless civilians, and deal with dissension in the ranks and desertion
>On a grand scale, I am once more the US Government
>I don't like my civilians having guns so I order them all to be confiscated
>Any of my police force that don't defect are massacred because they are outnumbered literally 100 to 1. Even if only 2% or 3% of gun owners decide they're not going quietly into the night, they're still terribly outnumbered.
>Because of this I must call in the military and give legitimacy to the civil war that has begun - a goodly number of whom kill their superiors and then defect when ordered to fire on their own countrymen. All of America's enemies take the opportunity to shit all over the resulting abandoned or undermanned bases, and to fuel the rebels by throwing slightly outdated but still very deadly equipment at the rebels. The Country descends into a bloodbath of asymmetrical warfare, and subsequently balkanizes.
>Also, Texas secedes. Alaska and Hawaii get out their popcorn.
>>30029496
molotov the tank engine
throw a wrench in the jets turbine.
>>30031605
>violating Posse Comitatus
The Posse Comitatus Act explicitly states that the military can be used if the police are no longer able to enforce the laws.
>>30031271
Underrated post
>>30031649
Nope.
The military can only be used by explicit authorization of Congress or the Constitution.
The only way to get around this is to call them insurrectionists/terrorists and boy, if they want to start a fight that way they'll get one...
>>30031605
this is mostly true except first anon will be pilloried in every local/national media outlet that exists and labeled as terrorist. probably be labeled a racist/fundamentalist/extremist/midget/gay/pedo/horse fucker too just for good measure. make sure they hit everybodies triggers. anon will have no voice and not a leg to stand on.
by the time anybody gets to kicking in anon's front door, friends and neighbors will be cooking brownies and making lemonade for the agencies involved in removing anon's ass from society.
and once they trot out anon's arsenal of 3 ghetto blasters and 5 boxes of shells for the news teams down at the armory later that afternoon, everyone will give each other a big pat on the back for making the community safer for the chidrens.
no one is going to stand up for anon, or even want to be known to have ever associated with such an unsavory character.
wash rinse repeat
>>30031974
And you're going to do this for every gun owner in the US?
That would take a while
>>30029496
I'd make a pass at the plane, sexually of course.
>>30031756
This is a bait thread, been done a hundred times, but fuck it.
Tanks are not useful against Guerillas.
Airstrikes cannot hold territory.
IT WILL ALWAYS BE INFANTRY.
>>30031996
not at all, they just need to make examples out of enough of us to impress quite a few others to fall inline. but as was pointed out already, civil war will ensue at some point. at least in some areas. still, my point here is they will try, after all its the law and must be enforced or legitimacy is lost. and if the gov can pull this kind of shit off and maintain public support for it, you dont think they will?
>>30029496
Keep the fucking /fit/ memes in fucking >>>/fit/ we don't need your CHAD and his PIZZA memes here.
>>30029496
Confiscation is the last thing to worry about.
The real concern is them legislating our rights away, piece by piece.
IE California, NY, NJ, etc.
>>30030234
>>30030792
>>30030806
>>30030816
>>30031188
>all these niggas getting worked up at sarcastic bait
Lurk more, jets cannot go door to door and conduct no-knock raids.
>>30032150
how do you know? have you ever seen one try and then fail?
>>30032150
no no no you got it all wrong, I mean like, invite the jet in, and procede to have sexual intercourse with it.
>>30032012
They threw those amendments out though, didn't they
I'll just leave his here:
>>30032225
I've been trying to find the story about the pilot having sex with an anthropomorphic A-10 for ten minutes now, but no luck. r/ing that shit.
>>30029496
>How are you going to defend against a gun confiscation, government is stronger and had blah blah blah.
I'm not very political, but I would genuinely have to say that I would hide my FN-15 and other equipment I think I would need, give up my shotgun when the Feds do come to the door, and wait for my opportunity to join whatever resistance would certainly arise from this. Still, giving consideration to my personal situation such as my family situation, job, social status, etc.
Spray paint dicks EVERYWHERE.
>>30031271
>hop in my civ F16
>out maneuver them in the dogfight and out speed them in the getaway
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>30029496
Tell the JET that the TANK said mean things about its sister.
PSYOPS for days, buddy.
>>30029496
My job.
>>30029496
turner diaries
>>30029496
When did my local PD get VF's?
>>30029496
buy off people who work in the motorpools and airfields and have them sabotage the vehicles and equipment.
>>30029496
nothing because i wont have to
>>30035009
>suddenly the back half of the F16 explodes
>manage to eject
>see this cruise by in the distance
>>30032150
I don't plan on shooting officers in front of my house
I'll just hide them somewhere and say I sold them and shit
Then file off the serial number and keep it hidden
Depending on how much force the government is using to confiscate gun IE they're shooting anybody and everybody up some politicians are gonna die wink wink
>>30029532
So they will kill my NEIGHBORS too. Media will love that
NEIGHBORS
>JETS
Just shoot it down with a couple of stinger missiles
>TANKS
Just throw a grenade into the tank barrel
>>30037462
You won't successfully kill a tank that way.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Most guns are made of steel.
Guns: 1
Jets: 0
>>30037530
>>30037558
Idiots, everyone knows all you need for a civil war is a couple of stinger missiles and grenades, it's not rocket science people, shoot stingers at jets and throw grenades at tanks.
>>30037530
what about molotovs on the engine intakes?
or pit traps?
>>30037645
SNAKE, ALL YOU NEED ARE GRENADES
>>30037645
That might work. It's hard to take a tank without some semblance of modern equipment.
Strykers, though, you can take those pretty easy.
>implying their tanks and jets can beat my killdozer
>>30029496
Sorry officer, i had a tragic boating accident just this morning...
>guberments gunna take muh shit guys
>>30039931
this
also, it'd probably spark world war III
>russia mobilizes from Okhotsk Sea
>china mobilizes from S China Sea
>mexico runs guns from the south
>angry south americans endlessly run shit through gulf of mexico
>china and russia both trying to carve up the west coast while supplying rebels with all kinds of neat shit just like we did in afghanistan and syria
>mexicans run riot in texas and arizona
>flyover states absolutely paralyze US commerce by cutting off choke points and highways
>US military fights a war on 5 fronts at once
>meanwhile US economy tanks because people are terrified to go to work, fly on airplanes, or drive on main highways
>manufacturing and agriculture grinds to a halt
>metropolitan areas suffocate
America is a defender's nightmare if there is any even vaguely organized rebellion on US soil
Imagine trying to fight a war against an enemy you can't tell from 90% of the population being supplied by 2+ opposing 1st world military superpower nations on a landmass bigger than the entire european continent featuring limitless indefensible chokepoints for your logistical chain with the entire world's public opinion of you (save for the EU) being that you're murdering civilians.
