is there a way to go wrong with a 1911?
Yes. Buying one.
Yes. Not buying one.
Maybe. Buying one.
>>30014542
Taking a picture of one with a potato?
Kek. One.
By not buying two... Sheesh.
Next question.
>>30014602
>only buying two
buying three 1911's.
Yes, check the slide. If it doesn't say P220 you've been bamboozled
well the auto ordinance 1911A1 i got was a pile of shit that jammed all the time so there's that
>>30014542
Kimber seemed to find a way.
>>30014542
Shooting your femur
>>30014542
Buying one that's not a Colt.
>>30014655
Older one?
>Cheap mags.
Wilson combat or nothing.
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>>30014542
you bet
>>30014542
If you get a proper one? Not really.
Mine (made in 1944) has never let me down.
Taurus = nigger trash
non-colt = breddy gud
Kimber = rich-boy meme
Colt = Master Race!
This is pretty much it.
If you don't own at least one 1911, you're pretty much in al-qaeda.
>>30015200
>no sti
>no meme hawk
>no wilson combat
>no sig
>no coonan
>implying colt is master of anything aside from bankruptcy
2/10
>>30014776
nah, i got it new from the store. it had something going on with the slide release that cause it to jam.
>>30014650
you should have a minimum of 11 1911s
>>30018956
>not having 1911 1911s
>>30015559
what kind of malfs were you getting?
>>30018969
sauce?
>>30015559
It was probably your mag. The AO Mags aren't the best. My Auto ordnance runs great with Chip McCormick and 90's USGI mags.
>>30014675
Good one
>>30018979
Looks like Blue Bloods
1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."
2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."
3 And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.
4 Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it, and these profaners didst try and fit more rounds of ammunition into the magazines than the holy number of seven, appointed for the .45.
5 And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle.
6 And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.
7 Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.
8 And being a deceitful spirit, the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function.
9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.
10 But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.
11 And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.
12 Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the Lord had intended.
13 And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation b by the followers of John.
>>30019629
I feel moved komrade
>>30015219
You shut your whore mouth, before it gets filled with a meaty dog.
>>30019974
Embrace the word of JMB.
>>30019615
> and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking
This one cuts the deepest
>>30015219
>forgetting Les Baer and Ed Brown
>>30020024
EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LOVE IT
