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What animals would be most weaponizable?
>>30007081
Humans
>>30007081
>Inb4 ants
Haven't you seen movies? Fucking dinosaurs bitch.
>>30007109
>t. saturday morning cartoon villian
Bears, duh. They've literally fought in wars.
>>30007081
dolphins.
highly intelligent diver killing beasts.
>>30007121
True
>>30007130
>was a Syrian brown bear found in Iran and adopted by soldiers of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps
that is the most multicultural bear of all time
>>30007081
Dogs or horses.
>>30007081
Incendiary bats
>>30007081
wasps, hornets, bees, and ants.
>>30007081
Dogs. Easy to train. Default to follow our orders. Smartest four legged animal. sharp teeth. can carry weapons, could operate weapons with training.
Respiratory rabies.
>>30007165
>Could operate weapons with training
I am genuinely curious to know how that could happen. We're talking crew served weapons right? With an adjustment so it's a chew toy they pull on to fire the .50?
>>30007091
Don't go there man.
Dogs. Also dolphins and giant squid. I play a lot of red alert.
>>30007128
USNavy already has weaponized dolphins that can fight enemy swimmers and attach explosives to enemy watercraft
>>30007081
Hippos. Imagine an army of kevlar hippos stampeding through battlefields and they have bombs planted in their bodies for remote detonation
Mosquitoes
I seem to recall dogs in WWI being trained to run under tanks while equipped with explosives, and then they'd get detonated.
>>30007081
Probably the ones we already effectively use as weapons.
>>30007784
This
>>30007740
It was by russians during WW2, but it was quickly abandonned, as dogs hardly could tell the difference between friendly and ennemy vehicles
>>30007699
Nah, everyone already knows and hates mosquitoes. Better to go with something like butterflies, no one would expect it. Could wipe out an entire continent before they even knew who the killer was.
>>30007598
Dolphins are also rapey, which adds to the horror.
> be enemy frogman infiltrating an American harbor
> hear clicking all around you
> pull out gas knife, but it is stripped away from you by something incredibly fast and strong
> out of the murk it comes.... 8 feet of grey muscle with a 14 inch prehensile penis
> your mask is stripped off, then your wetsuit
> roughly, it pins you against a splintered piling and you feel something begin to worm its way into your anus
> and as you finally get a good glimpse of its face before you drown, you see it smiling... always smiling
> yfw
A murder of crows bombers.
Crows are smart enough to recognise individual people by face and you can learn them to attack that person by not lobbing stones or twigs, but to drop grenades on them.
>>30007147
>bees
Hell yeah!
This lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt3aLev041E
>>30007081
We train them to hunt and punch submarines to death.
>>30007081
Spiders.
They can be smuggled in unsuspecting vaginas for surprise attacks.
Canada goose
You don't even have to put any weapons on it.
>>30008151
Fucking this. The vicious, shit dropping bastard's have been invading the parking lot at my job. The fuckers hiss and flap menacingly.
>>30007081
You know exactly whom.
>>30007081
Flaming herds of pigs is traditional
>>30008246
I wanna gonna be a colossal faggot (too late) and mention elephants, but then you went and mentioned flaming pigs.
It's like rock-paper-scissors, except it's elephant-pig-horse. Or something.
Pitbulls
>>30008211
>Teeth on it's tongue
>What a madman!
>>30007784
i like that doggos tail
>>30007784
White people?
>I wish I was at home reading the Sunday paper
>>30007081
Weaponized bats burned down a whole town in WW2 tests. That's pretty damn effective.
Animals are already weaponized.
You don't survive out there if you're tenply, bud.
>>30007784
Aww what a cute puppy!
>>30007140
After the war he lived in a zoo in Scotland
>>30007081
Ants
>>30008151
>>30008179
Are they only aggressive during breeding season or by nests or something?
There's always a shitload at the cemetary I visit but they're always very chill and walk away when people come close.
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>>30007081
Elephants.
>Huge and intimidating
>strong enough to carry armour and a mounted gun
>intelligent enough to understand human language and gestures
>able to communicate with each other over great distances using infrasound
>able to travel great distances without rest
>natural herd animals able to cooperate to achieve a goal.
Its been done before, just not recently.
Aussie red roos
Pic not even photoshoped
Ever seen a roo choke hold out another roo, or drown a dog?
>>30007081
Emus, the only animals to have beaten humans in a war before.
>>30013075
>calling Australians human.
they're just machines designed to shitpost both online and IRL
>>30012877
No, have you seen it?
>>30012643
>>30007081
Emus
They literally won a war against Australia.
>>30007784
>no mag
>>30007091
I don't think it would work.
>>30008344
That's because anything short of fluffy is for gay retards.
>>30007081
>tell waifu about thread
>she says "pick up the cat, shake, and throw"
>>30007081
The most weaponizable non human living thing is the mosquito. And our lovely government has already been doing this for decades.
>>30012643
>literally carry small castles on their back
Sorry
>>30007081
Doge
>>30008038
I'm sorry /K/omrade, but the only one trainable in that video is the chimp.
Genetically modified horses, mainly modified to be sexually aggressive pack animals of whom specifically sea out enemies only to rape them
>>30015296
I shot one of those fuckers in the ass with a .223. Cunt just kept walking away.
>>30007081
Candiru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI
>>30015395
>/mlp/
>>30012877
For a moment, I thought that was one of those buckets they give you to feed the animals at the drive through zoo.
> Hey, kids. It's a kangaroo! Give him some pellets. Oh, he took the bucket. That crazy guy. I'll just go out there and get..
> *CCRRRRRUUUMMMMMPPP!*
> Yeah, no. He keeps the bucket.
>>30012877
>>30015655
No, NO NO, NONONONONONO
>>30015655
Dump a bunch of them into a water source where your enemy swims and watch the horror unfold.
>>30016289
That's a wallaby.
These little shits.
We've seen what kind of damage they can do to entire countries just by existing, let alone weaponizing.
>>30016289
>>30016570
No, I think he's probably an Australian.
dolphins.
>can go in the ocean (aka 70% of the planet)
>strong
>smart as fuck and trainable
>fast
>who the fuck is gonna kill a dolphin, those little shits are cute as fuck
>can't detect them save for super sensitive radar or eyeballs, but see above point
>can have shit put on their backs and they really don't give a fuck
dolphins are a new superweapon
>>30016612
the japanese sure like killing them
>>30016662
yeah but the nips are faggots so fuck them anyway. not like we're at war with the fuckers.
>>30007852
How does one go about being a foreign frogman? I want to know for science reasons
>>30016612
>dis nigga
>>30016596
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>30010917
>breed them for high levels of testosterone
>drop them by the thousands via C 130
>no ant man posts
I'm disappointed /k/
>>30016778
dear god that would be worse than VX, Sarin, napalm, and WP combined.
fund it.
>>30007091
Overrated
>>30008050
Ah yes the most overpowered sea creature, Poseidon please nerf
>>30008050
dude no, what if we make them really big first.
like the size of cars. or boats.
then have them patrol the SCS and fuck up chicom ships.
the US can just say "oops it was an experiment we fucked up sorry" and not catch shit or start WW3.
>>30016786
>y no1 talk about muh maymay edgeman XXDD
Fuck off
>>30016862
>>30007081
This is way more op man
>>30015655
>wishing that sort of pain on another human being
What the fuck man? Why would you ever do this? i bet you're probably the sort of guy who thinks flamethrowers and nerve gas are still ok to use too.
>>30016355
>>30016528
>>30017169
That video doesn't mention
The parasite is impossible to remove even with medication, the only way to get it out is to cut your penis off.
Sleep well /k/
>>30017235
"Loving caring God"
>>30016884
>antman
>edgeman
?
>>30016574
This, just this. And fleas, of course.
>>30007165
You mean like when Yuropoors tried to use them to blow up tanks instead of just fronting the money for bombs and then their dogs came back up and accidentally blew up their own tanks?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions anon....
>>30016289
Thats a grey , not a red
There is a considerable diffrence
>>this cunt
>>30007147
THE PAAAAAAAAIN
>>30007081
>animals would be most weaponizable?
>ctrl-f "nigger", no result
What is wrong with 4chan these days?
We have the technology
>>30007784
Sit tight pupper
>>30016612
Not when the US Military invest 100s of millions into those bastards and as soon as they get out to open ocean they swim away
>>30016574
Too easy to protect yourself from.
>>30007081
Dolphins. Just ask the Russian military.
>>30019280
Niggers are hopeless. Give a pug a hand grenade to carry around in its mouth and it's more effectively weaponized than a nigger ever will be.
All of them
>>30019280
>>30019409
>>30019317
is it really though? decades of innumerable measures to try and deal with them and they persist as a very threatening aspect of even 1st world countries. we can counter what they bring but we can't get rid of them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito-borne_disease
"Nearly 700 million people get a mosquito borne illness each year resulting in greater than one million deaths"
>>30019296
>I kinda think he said... Death rabbits?
>>30021213
Well that's just crazy Chinaman talk
Birds and insects.
>>30012643
Fun fact: the armies of India used THOUSANDS of war elephants in battle, replacing chariots early on.
>>30016612
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/obliviote.htm
>>30021471
But thats when India was relephant.
>>30007081
Herring, see surströmming.
>>30021645
That was awful and i hope you feel awful.
>>30021689
I think that would violate the Geneva convention.
>>30021737
God damn hippie
>>30015296
WATASHI WA NINGEN DA
>>30007081
Bat bombs
Also >>30007091
A swarm of fire ants with Mico packs of dynamite would be pretty unstoppable.
hamsters with c4 strapped to them
>>30007096
>>30007081
>>30019317
You're fucking retarded, and fuck you for your post.
>>30019280
It's simply impractical to turn farm equipment into war equipment. To be honest weaponising liberal ideologies in enemy countries would be substantially more effective.
>>30019556
I think that more goes to the point that human investment and earnest rebuilding efforts help.
Urban Japan burns to the ground after the country picks a fight with us. The thing to do is seen to be to pick them up.
Detroit gets in a bad way and it's left to die.
Sure, the Black Folks there don't necessarily do everything a body would want, but it's much less bad than the amount of shit Grorious Nippon caused as a nation in that war.
Black People/The Poor in General: Hated more by America than the Japanese, who started a fucking war with us.
>>30027599
I've never had a Japanese kid twice my size sucker punch 12 year old me and steal my bike.
My friend never had a fucking nip slit his goddamn kids throat for his fucking jacket.
I've never fucking worked with a goddamn jap who couldn't work a fucking computer and couldn't get fucking fired because he already threatened to sue the company for discrimination.
Racism is learned, not taught. No amount of "niggers are bad " will ever stick if they didn't enforce the stereotype themselves.
