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>tfw you just want to be killed in battle and when you think of it you have an orgasm but the military wont take you because they think you need a highschool diploma to do this shit even when your ASVAB is 85. Like fuck, I know for a fact that is way higher than most that join and I just want infantry. JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO DIE IN A BLAZE OF HELL AND LEAD YOU FUCKING MARINES FUCK.
I hate the modern world. So much. It is full of estrogen.
>>29947017
Here's your (you)
>>29947017
>not having a high school diploma
Save ISIS the trouble and shoot yourself.
Just a get a GED if you're so smart
>>29947283
I have a GED. The marines consider a GED a lack of dedication. Highschool diploma or 93 ASVAB. Most people with a diploma can't even score 60. Total hogshit.
>>29947416
>The marines consider a GED a lack of dedication
That's bullshit, I just signed my papers last week and two guys that signed with me had GEDs you dumbfuck
>>29947431
I checked last month. You need a waiver and to get the waiver you need a 93 on the ASVAB. Do that, or get a full semester of college credits. Obama has not opened up recruiting. Don't fuck around.
Babby found out Marines have higher standards than Army and memes aren't real. It's OK, get bitter and troll us guys that did. It's what /k/ does.
>>29947439
This is still Bullshit, but if you really want to fucking join then go score a 93, christ I got a 95 my freshman year of high school, and 3 months ago got a 99
Try not letting your autism show as well, they won't waiver that.
>>29947017
>asvab of 85
Kys senpai. That's fucking pathetic. I'm sending some chucklefuck of a buck sergeant i just got to a reduction board because he is literally incompetent at every single 10 and 20 level task required of an infantryman.
>>29947439
93 isn't that hard.. Maybe you could do a little studying for your future instead of whining on a fucking chinese anime image board.
I think the marines rejected you cause you show a complete lack of motivation.
>>29947481
I mean it man if I wasn't heartbroken I wouldn't make this thread. Honestly, I need a psych waiver and a misdemeanor waiver too. But really, I was a shit tier teenager but I am ready for the corps now. I'm a full time firefighter actually, I thought it would be enough to join the cors but even with that I still need my education and waivers apparently. I really thought 85+ structural firefighter would at leeeast get me infantry. Seriously. How hard can it fucking be?
>>29947529
Got my GED at a military academy, a military academy for 16 year olds that get in trouble. Totally love the lifestyle. I run 5 miles every day at 6 a.m. dammit. I know for a fact most soldiers dont do that. The military academy was about 8 years ago, so hardly relevant but they still dick me silly on my education so I have to mention it.
>>29947017
Goddamnit, all this time I thought it was the snoipah who said that. I'm such a fool.
Then again, there's no reason for me to read about yank officers.
>>29947541
No, you aren't ready for the corps. Especially Infantry.
Just stay a Firefighter. You can put out the fires I start.
>>29947017
get a fucking GED and enlist retard.
>>29947017
I just signed with a GED into the Army
>>29947570
I can out PT you any day of the week you motherfucker
>>29947598
>>29947017
Also I have those fantasies, as do a lot of people and that's perfectly normal for a young man, but shut your damn mouth about them for your own sake.
>>29947598
>>29947589
Army is for fags
I want a challenge not a day care. Fuck I hardly think the marines would be a challenge I know too many walking vaginas that were allowed in on the basis of them having a piece of paper
>>29947608
It's not about PT it's about attitude and you have the wrong one, unfuck yourself or don't join.
>>29947589
GED isn't enough retard. The military isn't hurting for bodies it's not 2007 anymore.
They only let about 5% join with GED with a high score.
Why?
Because they've had years to analyze data and if you can't manage a highschool diploma you are a larger risk at being a failure/waste of time.
>>29947621
You cant tell my attitude from a website you fuckface. No matter what I say to you.
>>29947608
I hope so. I'm 31 and my exercise is working on my yard.
Now when I was your age... No.
>>29947639
I run a 5k below 18 minutes. I'm pretty damn good. Did 150 diamond push ups in a row yesturday.
Shut your mouth.
>>29947633
>>29947666
You aren't making it very hard, chill and learn to take things with a grain of salt and you will do a lot better in the infantry. You wanted help and you're getting it bro.
>>29947666
And you can't get in the corps because you're too stupid.
I had a 285 PT.
Shut your butt.
>>29947685
85 ASVAB
>too dumb for corps
>>29947682
I know what you're saying, in person I am very calm and respectful. This is 4chan, and we have assholes like you so I need to bite back when I get bitten.
>>29947567
Holy cow you are right, my life is a lie....
>>29947698
If you were actually like that in real life you wouldn't be trying so hard to prove yourself. I'm not trying to disrespect you I'm just giving you advice based on what is being presented to me and that's all I can do, you can't really hold that against me. Get your 15 college credits for the corps or get your waiver, if that doesn't work out join the Army and get a triple canopy.
>>29947698
Dude, 85 isn't something to brag about when your point of comparison is borderline dropout marines. Instead of bitching about hurdles being to high, try working on meeting that challenge. You'll grow as a person and be better than you were before.
Apply yourself. You have an option. Take it or leave it.
>>29947698
Lower than me and I went Infantry.
It's not your score. The fact you didn't go to Highschool shows you lack commitment to show up somewhere regularly and complete something.
Even retarded kids got certificates for showing up.
>>29947431
They probably joined during the surge
>>29947739
No we're just joining, we just swore into the DEP last week
>>29947723
I have no ability to go to college. I am not allowed FAFSA.
>>29947736
I understand the point of dedication, that makes perfect sense. Trust me. Non-dedicated people cannot run a full marathon. I can.
>>29947737
I had a severe hardship that did not allow for highschool. I got my GED in a military academy instead.
The marines simply dont have a spot for my situation, which is totally unfounded on anything besides paperwork.
They told me I could only enlist before I was 22, which I would never be able to get the credits required in time.
>tfw you just want to be killed in battle
Fuck you, i plan on living forever AND not being a dropout fuckstick while doing it.
>>29947624
This.
If you cant apply yourself for 6 hours a day, you almost certainly cant for 12.
>>29947817
Didnt read thread/10
With my military academy experience i have more military experience than half of /k/
>>29947841
>military academy
>experience
Congratulations on boy scouts.
>>29947841
>military academy
>at all related to the .mil experience
Had a couple guys like you in basic. None of them lasted more than 6 months at their first duty station. They were good at d&c, and nothing else
You're a failure dude. Just accept it and go into propane sales as god has ordained you to do.
>>29947861
Ft.Knox was fun.
Fucked a soldiers wife in some barracks.
As a 16 year old I imagined him running into our barracks and trying to find me.
>>29947874
:^) you cant unmotivate me
Its impossible
>>29947879
>his wife lived in the barracks
OK cool. Tell some more lies.
>>29947879
Oh yeah in that case do whatever you can to enlist, make sure you tell your recruiter about that and everybody else in his office too they will think it's funny as fuck and buy you liquor.
>>29947896
No she was doing red cross community service because this soldiers whore of a wife got caught with drugs. They had me on community service too as part of the military academy program on ft.knox.
;)
>>29947901
I am nothing but humble to recruiters. Id never brag, id rather just do 200 push ups in front of them.
>>29947916
Dude you'll never get your autism waivered, just give up and work at Walmart with the other drop outs
>>29947916
And you still can't get into the military.
Ok tough guy
>>29947916
She must have been skanktastic.
I'm glad you're ineligible.
>>29947916
Yeah be humble but tell him, dude. Mad brownie points.
>>29947937
>>29947916
Oh and he'll think it's even funnier if you call the dude a fucking POG. Remember it's pog not pogue.
>>29947926
>>29947928
>>29947933
>>29947937
>yeah you cant join the club its wa too hard
You guys make me giggle
Have you any other way to waste time?
>>29947416
Get 15 college credits bro - it's not that hard.
>>29947946
It's 8am on Sunday. Do you think I'm getting dressed for church you stupid bitch?
The only thing /k/ is doing is convincing me that the military is full of defeatist pussies that cant tell their child from their dogs asshole
What happened to too easy? What about high speed low drag? You roleplayers dont have any bit of it
>>29947017
Just wait for the next big war where they let everyone in.
>>29947976
Thats my plan but I think Russia is making friends with Trump, sigh
>>29947971
>judging anything from 4chan
Found the window licker
>>29947982
China starting mad shit against the US there is hope. I hope you are ready because when that time comes they aren't going to ask you to join.
>>29947976
The fact that this comes from a sketch where a young boy gets turned into a boislut is hilarious. especially when OP is going to get turned into the barrack's bitch.
Take a semester of college, not hard and doesnt take long.
I was kicked out of school for a fucking fight in my senior year that some other dipshit started and i was well on my way to graduating, really depressed me and i wanted to kill myself for awhile.
>>29947995
Im crossing my fingers
God could you imagine killing gooks
Sounds like heaven
>>29948013
It doesn't. I don't enjoy the thought of losing my friends in the process. Keep your inner sociopath a secret.
>>29948024
Ive been a human for this long I think I can look like im shocked when someone dies
>>29947841
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You wouldn't last 1 week in the suck! Seriously tell me what makes you think your so special so I can laugh harder.
>>29948083
Because ive done things harder than anything basic will ever throw at you because i have marine frienss and they cant run as fast as me, drink like me, ride a bike as fast as me, run the woods as fast as me, genuinely get tired hours before i even think about being tired and above all they flinch at skinning an animal. You're only laughing at yourself the rest of the girls in your squad. I just want the college and the job credentials, because it seems so easy to obtain.
Every single one of my camping trips is a crucible. Thats quoted from my marine friends.
Id never even think about feeling better. I dont consider myself better. But I dont act like im not surprised when you ego filled bitches cant hang with me, because you should be able to.>>29948083
>>29947017
OP, I waited for over a year to be able to enlist for infantry. OVER A FUCKING YEEEEEAAAAAR!
If you really WANT to be Marine infantry, you will do whatever it takes to get in. But you won't, because you don't actually want to be Marine Infantry. What you want is to PRETEND to want in, so that you can PRETEND to brag about it to your slumdog millionaire friends, so that they can PRETEND to be shocked about how hardcore you PRETEND to be.
Quit pretending and go get your college credits, then wait. Your thread topic is embarrassing and I feel embarrassed for you. I don't think you're Marine Corps Infantry material, and that is about as bad as an insult can get.
>>29947619
alright I'll take the bait
>Army is for fags
>who are Robert E. LEE, Stonewall Jackson, David Patraeus, Craig Mullaney, Big Boss, Patton, Eisenhower, Bradley
I could go on all day...
>>29947017
You want some fucking /k/ feels? I placed my CMP order 3 weeks ago and when I checked the CMP website today to see what's taking so long I find they are completely sold the fuck out of every rifle. Including the $1000 one that no one ever fucking buys. Guess which one I ordered?
Fuck it, M1A here I come.
>>29948159
>name anybody born after 1980
>>29948158
I have no possibility of affording college until after this summer, which by then I will have a 100k job if the military doesn't let me in. I win either way, honestly. You can talk all the shit you want, I can wipe your nose with floorboards. I promise.
So /k/ actually does just roleplay soldier wow
I cant believe I am surprised
I consider the thread over none of you will ever be any sort of help for my inner monologue
A board full of women, wow.
>>29948172
36 years old is just the true beginning of an officer's career
>>29948128
I pray for your own sake this is pasta cause my sides have left orbit!
>>29948159
>Big Boss
Wtf. I'm on your side too. But you can't just go throwing out MGS at random
>>29947633
You kinda let that one slip man. Psych waiver, no high school diploma, criminal record, sounds to me like you're a low life piece of shit.
>>29948207
Here's a tip OP,
Start practicing saying this in the mirror:
>"You're a Marine huh? Yeah I was going to enlist, but _____________________..."
>>29947481
I got a 98 and the scores at my school were so fucked that the recruiters thought I was a goddamned wizard.
>>29948300
Congratulations. No one is impressed.
It's a fucking high school equivalent test. Do my fucking 12 page research paper and then maybe we can talk.
I got a 96 hungover BTW. Bitch tits meps vet.
>>29948289
Also practice saying this stuff:
>"You're a Marine? Woah did you ever kill anybody?"
>"You're a Marine? Woah did you go OVER THERE?"
>"You're a Marine? Woah thank for your service, man."
>"You're a Marine? Woah I don't think I could ever do that."
>You're a Marine? Man I was gonna join but if a DI got in my face I'd wipe the floorboards with his NOSE, man. So the recruiter wouldn't let me ship."
>>29948083
Unrelated note that photo is outstanding
>>29948344
>when people thank you for your service legitimately
I just pause and say Thank you. I guess I'm thanking them for thanking me.
In reality I did it for myself, please don't even do that we don't like it. It makes shit awkward, even though you mean well.
>>29948128
You're not cut out for it. You can't enlist for a reason and this is it. Nothing that you stated qualifies you for the honor of becoming a marine. Don't bitch just get it done.
>>29948629
>the standards change on a monthly basis
>just not cut out for the honor of being one
Stop trolling.
OP is off drinking with his homeboys and brooding about how being a Marine is stupid and how he didn't want to be one anyway
poor, sad, childish OP. I hope he enlists in the Army as an 11b and does some cool stuff.
>Tfw your chosen branch of service means you won't die in combat but there is always a high chance of death regardless
>High pressure air leaks
>Fire/Hydraulic Ruptures
>Mr. Ocean wants to come inside and play all day every day
Submarines are fun when you forget that nature is trying to kill you.
>>29950083
I was a grunt. I think submariners are fucking cool, man. It's a life or death job, AND you're on standby as a very lucrative form of combatant.
>>29950083
>implying the unexpected danger of working in sub isn't more heroic than some meat shields hard on for blood and guts.
Important jobs makes an important man, Cannon fodder only makes a pile of jelly
>>29950106
It really is. Damage Control is probably the most important thing a person can have a grasp of while underway. Having a good DC Central who can coordinate the DC parties and having every single member of the crew know their responsibilities during any sort of casualty is what keeps us alive. I sleep soundly because I know people know their shit.
We have a trash disposal unit that has a valve that is open to sea, if somehow that valve allows water into the boat, there's almost no chance to save her. A little 16 inch diameter opening is more than enough to kill 150 men in minutes.
I have nothing but respect for grunts though. Fires are their own danger, but I'm willing to bet it's nothing like coming under fire.
>>29947797
>FAFSA
Do you even community college?
>>299792458
>299792458
>this entire fucking thread
/k/, a magical place
>>29948083
sauce/story of picture?
>>29951750
>a magical place
When I get home from work, I'm going to extract quotes for a copypasta
>>29948191
Hey, I know you. Does youe Dad still work at Nintendo?
>>29947541
Being a fireman is the best you will ever be.
Leave the soldiering to guys who aren't fuckups.
>>29947017
>ASVAB
Did anyone else have to take this in high school? They were pushing us hard to study for it but once I learned what it was I got pissed and stopped listening. When testing day came I filled out the information, signed my name, sealed the packet and walked out. Did I fuck up?
>>29947017
>I hate the modern world. So much. It is full of estrogen.
>implying glory hounds weren't despised by most people around them since their antics often led to others getting killed
0/10 Would definitely frag.
I can out PT you any day of the week, you motherfucker! You cant tell my attitude from a website you fuckface. No matter what I say to you. This is 4chan, and we have assholes like you so I need to bite back when I get bitten. With my military academy experience i have more military experience than half of /k/. Ft.Knox was fun. Fucked a soldiers wife in some barracks. As a 16 year old I imagined him running into our barracks and trying to find me. The only thing /k/ is doing is convincing me that the military is full of defeatist pussies that cant tell their child from their dogs asshole. What happened to too easy? What about high speed low drag? You roleplayers dont have any bit of it. Because ive done things harder than anything basic will ever throw at you because i have marine frienss and they cant run as fast as me, drink like me, ride a bike as fast as me, run the woods as fast as me, genuinely get tired hours before i even think about being tired and above all they flinch at skinning an animal. You're only laughing at yourself the rest of the girls in your squad. I just want the college and the job credentials, because it seems so easy to obtain. Every single one of my camping trips is a crucible. Thats quoted from my marine friends. Id never even think about feeling better. I dont consider myself better. But I dont act like im not surprised when you ego filled bitches cant hang with me, because you should be able to. You can talk all the shit you want, I can wipe your nose with floorboards. I promise.
OP here's some motivation for you for boot camp
1/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_us-YBMZM
>>29951955
>Leave the soldiering to guys who aren't fuckups.
Yeah, a bunch of manchildren being led around by the hand with low tier IQ's aren't fuckups lol
You join the military for two reasons
1.) GI Bill
2.) You're too stupid to function in society
Motivation for OP's boot camp
2/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOMd_GpF6_E
>>29952157
Or there was a war, and you wanted to fight in the war...
But go on. Your snobby attitude is impressing everybody.
Motivation for OP's boot camp
3/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwKa_ZUGsoo
Congrats OP, you're moving from the world of inexperienced internet memes, to a real life heritage of locating, closing with, and destroying the enemy by fire and maneuver. Here's a video of my junior Marines on their first deployment as the small unit leaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHmO37Dqm4
>>29952207
Yeah, neither of our recent wars were started with a good cause you daft cunt.
If you chose to go fight some harmless fudgepacking sandniggers in bumfuckistan that didn't pose any threat to anything other than oil profits that's your fault for buying into the lies.
Thanks for proving the point service members are dumb as fuck.
>>29952229
I couldn't be as dumb as you if I tried. You don't have to believe in the justification of a war to fight in one.
It's called being a man and inflicting violence. Like I'd do to you IRL as you ran away tucked penis between legs.
But you're the coolest guy online ever. Tell me more. You're really proving a point. Tell me about how it was all for Israel or something, I've heard it all.
>>29952220
OP is an invalid that is unfit to join. Guess you just like to post stuff. Didn't watch any of your garbage.
>>29952257
Tell me all about how being a "real man" is so cool when I was busy fucking all the girls you could have been fucking and shooting guns at my leisure, enjoying freedom of movement, no gay fucking haircuts, no assholes telling me what to do and doing whatever the fuck I damn well pleased because your stupid ass wanted to fight some towel wearing camel riders.
Truth is you're a mad welfare sucking bitch because you traded in your man card for a day care card, got stuffed in a barracks with a bunch of questionably gay faggots and other social rejects that couldn't hack it as a normal person, just like you, and you wouldn't do shit to me IRL because you're nothing but a pathetic loser who had to put on a uniform to hack it beyond 12th grade, sucking society dry to take care of your stupid ass instead of providing for yourself like a real man.
Fucking faggot, do yourself and the rest of us a favor and commit suicide like a lot of your fellow "real men" have done after their service.
>>29952290
Lmao wow.
Maybe I got to release aggression that you didn't, because that is the most asshurt post I've seen in a long time.
You know we get weekends off when not deployed right? I seriously doubt you've smashed more cooz than I have. Plus earlier you said "daft". You're a European most likely so automatically worthless to begin with.
Tell me more. You're comedy gold.
>>29952305
Aw what, too butthurt to keep playing?
I bet you're crying and fapping right now because your gay little ass loves being dommed by real men like me lmao
>>29952321
>real men like me
I was never upset to begin with. You lost your cool and it was hilarious.
>>29952335
Sounding pretty salty to me bro
>It's just a prank, I wasn't really upset at all guy, I'm totally not full of shit and totally not mad at all bro!
>>29952257
>It's called being a man and inflicting violence. Like I'd do to you IRL as you ran away tucked penis between legs.
The salt is real, I guess four years of being a shitstain manchild does that to anyone though
>>29952265
just rubbing more salt into his wound if he mans up enough to check up on his thread today
I doubt today is a work day for him
>>29952335
I can out PT you any day of the week, you motherfucker! You cant tell my attitude from a website you fuckface. No matter what I say to you. This is 4chan, and we have assholes like you so I need to bite back when I get bitten. With my military academy experience i have more military experience than half of /k/. Ft.Knox was fun. Fucked a soldiers wife in some barracks. As a 16 year old I imagined him running into our barracks and trying to find me. The only thing /k/ is doing is convincing me that the military is full of defeatist pussies that cant tell their child from their dogs asshole. What happened to too easy? What about high speed low drag? You roleplayers dont have any bit of it. Because ive done things harder than anything basic will ever throw at you because i have marine frienss and they cant run as fast as me, drink like me, ride a bike as fast as me, run the woods as fast as me, genuinely get tired hours before i even think about being tired and above all they flinch at skinning an animal. You're only laughing at yourself the rest of the girls in your squad. I just want the college and the job credentials, because it seems so easy to obtain. Every single one of my camping trips is a crucible. Thats quoted from my marine friends. Id never even think about feeling better. I dont consider myself better. But I dont act like im not surprised when you ego filled bitches cant hang with me, because you should be able to. You can talk all the shit you want, I can wipe your nose with floorboards. I promise.
>>29952229
>daft cunt
Wannabe eurocuck confirmed
>>29952589
Yes
>>29947017
I like Mattis' words of wisdom.
>>29952739
I'm not sure if he coined that phrase or not, maybe he did. Regardless my DI's taught us that phrase in boot camp.
>>29952136
And a new pasta is born
Here's some feels for you.
>25
>no skills
>just found out a few weeks ago I really hate where I live
>decided I want to move back to FL
>realize I need money
>realize I no longer like guns as much as I used to
>realize I'm a shit shot anyways
>listed all my guns for semidecent prices the other day
And now we wait.
>>29952822
What do you got for sale you humongous fag?
I might help you out with your quest
>>29952847
If you live near Chicago/ Michigan City/ Kalamazoo:
>mossbergs in deer, bird, and people setups
>old double barrel
>sporty'd mauser
>star firestar
>two .45 bp rifles
>>29948207
You sound like a cunt with little success in your life and a lot to prove. Corps won't magically validate you unless you unfuck that attidude and actually dedicate yourself to something rather than piss and moan about how much of a man you are. If you do enter with that attitude I guarantee you will be shit all over both by your peers and your superiors - because nobody likes a self-aggrandizing ball of insecurities.
>>29948159
>Murphy, St. Maurice, and Infantry Jesus.
>>29948172
Like the Marines do while masturbating over Puller's corpse?
>>29948159
Oh and Thorne as well.
>>29947529
>tfw got 98 on asvab
>they said 3hr test
>took it in 20 minutes
>never understand when people say it was hard
And then I went to Intel school with mouth breathing mongoloids who got actual asvab waivers to go because they're so fucking stupid
>>29952852
Post pics of double barrel
>>29947017
>this entire thread
Here's to (you)
>>29947017
Screenshot your post so you find on your hard drive in a few years, then see if you can relate to it at all.
>can't fuck girls when you're dead
>can't shoot guns when you're dead
>can't go hunting
>can't go travel
>you won't hear your sad trumpet music
>your death would likely be pointless and almost certainly not in slow motion
For real, stop being a bitch, life is awesome and almost certainly better outside the corps
>>29947017
>tfw you just want to be killed in battle and when you think of it you have an orgasm but the military wont take you because they think you need a highschool diploma to do this shit even when your ASVAB is 85. Like fuck, I know for a fact that is way higher than most that join and I just want infantry. JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO DIE IN A BLAZE OF HELL AND LEAD YOU FUCKING MARINES FUCK.
>tfw you just want to be killed in battle and when you think of it you have an orgasm
Go in and tell the Marine recruiter this OP he'll put you on the fast track to Recon.
