How do you protect yourself against armed men without using a gun?
using a gun
>>29937562
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>>29937552
A person who's shot a bunch of rounds inside of a school hallway with foamies in at the very most is pretty easy to sneak up on and stab in the throat. Most mass shooters are pretty shit tactically.
>>29937552
Mobile artillery
HE'S FAST
>>29937552
Radio. And a map..
And artillery. Or CAS..
You stick him with the bayonet, obviously.
Shit and piss yourself uncontrolably. 90% of a fight is half mental, so if you freak them out chances are you'll win
>>29937552
Depends on the scenario. In case of a school shooting, I'd try and hide and only fight if need be. I carry a knife on me all the time, so I'd go for some ambush stabbing tactic
>>29937552
>Teleport behind you
>Unsheathe scissors
>Tch, nothing personal kid
>>29937552
Why is he doing the Freddie Mercury pose with scissors?
>>29937552
M-MASAKA
>>29937552
get the fuck out of dodge
>>29937552
This will never stop being funny.
>>29937552
a small nuclear device
>>29937552
Just be edgier than them. It'll be a reality check and the wave of shame that overcomes them will temporarily stun them.
After that it's easy
>unsheathe dick
>teleports behind them
>Nothin personnel.....slav
>>29937552
obligatory
>>29937552
>How do you protect yourself against armed men without using a gun?
Use rocket launcher or calm talking to keep you from kill
>>29937552
Make EVERYTHING bomb.
>>29941697
Scissors OP
>>29937552
Use two guns.
>>29937552
Just stay in gun free zones and you will never have to worry about this problem
>>29941841
Shooting people is illegal, so it will never happen.
>>29941852
>shooting people is illegal
Try again
>>29941736
>>29940443
This is some top tier cringe
>>29937664
This gave me a good idea for a school shooting defense tactic.
When a shooter is heard, everyone that has to shit shits in their hands and gets ready to throw it. When the shooter enters everyone throws it aiming for his eyes and around where he's standing. He'll be blinded and slip in the shit! LOL. Even if he's wearing googles and it doesn't work, at least you made the last moments of his life as shitty as possible.
Shit defense can be used in many other scenarios as well from home defense to street defense.
>>29941917
Also if you have extra shit you can't carry, you shit into other people's hands (the ones that didn't have to shit) so they can defend themselves as well.
Going peepee near the doorway also works.
>>29937552
>eyes off the target.
You know it, I know it. He's gonna miss and that shooter is going to rape him gently.
>>29941922
Made me chuckle thinking about the police entry team coming across the aftermath.
>>29937562
>>29941761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCI4bUk4vuM
I wonder how you could apply free bleeding to a self defense situation.
>>29941960
Ah yes The Daily Show, surely this is an objective test.
>>29941859
B8 taken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
ก็เอาระเบิดยัดหีแม่มันไงสัส ทำไมเรื่องง่ายๆแค่นี้คิดกันไม่ได้วะ เหมือนกับทีเอากล้วยติดระเบิดยัดควยหลุมศพทวดมันด้วยไง ควายยยย
>>29937684
It was a hologram.
>>29937552
>>29942714
>>29942714
noice
>>29942719
>>29937701
what game is this?
>>29943484
F.E.A.R
Beheading.
>>29937701
>>29943484
>>29944393
>there will never be another game like f.e.a.r.
>and if there is, it'll probably be single player only
>>29937552
Suicide vest with a dead man switch.
>gimme yo wallet
>I swear to all that is holy of you don't give me that gun I will detonate the entire city block
>>29937552
You don't.
>>29943484
S.P.O.O.K.Y
With a flamethrower.
>>29937552
know your koran and other holybooks
if you can cite a few phrases they will let you live
>>29946283
The PS3 version looks awful in comparison.
>tfw pc can barely into stalker complete
>>29937552
Always have your explosives vest on you at all times in case the kafir get too close.
>>29944589
Kek
