What are some good tools or items to keep at hand in your car, driver side doors specifically "just in case"? No firearms please. Breaker bars seem (collapsible especially) like a good all-rounder, crowbars and tire irons look good in vidya but are somewhat unwieldy IRL when swinging, pipe wrenches a little less so. A good ol key wrench, screwdrivers, hammers, hatchets, ice axes (???), sporting equipment, all welcome.
Discuss
Britbongstanian here, severely cucked in what we can carry.
But I'll glass any cunt that comes at me
>>29912638
The car itself is a pretty deadly weapon, I honestly would attempt to run someone down or sideswipe them before I got out of the car and pulled weapons.
>And the charges will only be manslaughter, yay!!
In all seriousness though, if someone is threatening you just use a gun, I kept a .38 under trunk carpeting of my Honda Accord and one night nearly had to rip it out.
>>29912638
I carry, but I keep an axe ziptie down in my hatches trunk, for you know camping stuff.
Maglite. That shit is a literally nigger beater. You could break someone's arm with that. My friend hit me in the back with it and it left a fucking big ass bruise.
Pretty inconspiculous but if you look carefully, it is a gun
>>29912812
what is that Iron Bru stuff?
Malt liquor?
>>29913254
britbong energy drink
>>29913254
Tastes like pink bubble gum. It's terrible
>>29913254
It's sugary disgusting soda. Made Scots the magnificent physical specimens they are today.
Small cross-pein hammer.
Easy to weild, a foot of extra reach, all the force concentrated on that small flat spot will break bone.
>well, officer plodd, i keep it in case my electric windows get stuck in a crash and i cant get out of the car, so i can break the glass...
1 1/4 snap on wrench with in arms reach. Pistol under my center console.
>>29912638
A maglight or other large flashlight. At least if it's night and you are in an accident you have a reason to already be holding the weapon ..To Check For damage.
>>29912889
So you have to get out of the driver seat and walk back to your trunk?
>>29914642
Which one cost more?
I keep a 3D-cell maglite in my car. It's my "California legal" baton substitute. Also bonus is it has a glassbreaker on the end of it in case I need to bust out of my car if I drive into a lake or some shit.
Finland here.
Plenty of forests in here, plenty of fallen trees blocking the way.
Therefore, an axe is a standard tool that is even recommended in any car.
Also, winter and drastic changes of temperature often turn roads into either snow- or mud -blocked quackmires. Therefore, field-showels in every car.
>>29915358
Kits like these (or equivalent) are sold in pretty much ANY car shops. And gardening shops. And recreational shops. And in your local quick-e-mart.
Because it's Finland. If you don't have an axe within 10 meters of you at all times, you are either a foreigner or some retard.
>>29915150
the center console?
>>29915402
#justfinlandthings
A FUCKING KNIFE, DUDE.
Jesus Christ, just get a knife.
They are legal and actually highly recommended to have if you like hiking innawoods.
A switchblade with a seat belt cutter and glass breaker
>>29914642
WRENCHFAGS GO HOME
worse than katanafags
http://youtu.be/kYfSM8RU3PY
Fucking acting like wrenches are swords..
>>29915464
Jesus christ, that video...
They just went full nigger.
is... is this what kids these days consider "macho" ?
>>29912638
Sinkers and paracord do wonders. Do the math on a 2oz sinker moving at 100mph, a lot of force in that hit.
https://youtu.be/r5YzsHKt-GU
>>29915464
maybe its because cars use wrenches. oh, you are the type of guy that cant change a wheel
>>29915580
I change my wheel with my glorious nippon tire iron, folded 10000 times. Go home gaijin.
>>29914258
That's actually a pretty good reason right there... I'm an ausfag so similar gay laws around "things intented as a weapon"....
Did you ever consider a maglite?
>>29913242
Even my tiny little civic can conceal a full size 92fs pretty well.
>>29915411
This.
>>29917888
>swing your door open
>pistol falls out
come on nigga there are better places than the map pocket to put that.
>>29915553
>Snickers
I read that as snickers
A snickers bar at 100mph would have ~43 ft/lbs of energy
>>29912638
>sporting equipment
Pic Related OP.
Grab a red oak bokken
Also grab a kendo uniform. You can order on the cheap when it comes to these. You just want this so your bokken actually looks like sporting equipment. Toss the uniform in a gym bag with some dirty socks and other stuff. Bonus points if there's some martial arts organization semi near you can claim to be a member of.
It's lighter than a bat and can shatter someones skull in one blow if you actually get a little practice with it (see youtube)
Knees, tibia, forearm, elbow, hands, collarbone?
Learn how to swing it and you'll shatter any of these with a good solid strike.
A thrust to the face or ribs hurts like a bitch and can do some serious damage.
If they try and grab/wrestle it away cause you're a faggot and let them break the whole reach advantage just twist and push so you're forcing their grip down and bash forward with the handle and catch them in the face with it.
You've got reach
You've got striking power and loads more speed than a bat or something similar.
And it's easy to wield once you get used to it.
I've had cops threaten to arrest me cause they thought it was some sort of hidden weapon. One retard pig sat there and fucked with it for a good 15 minutes trying to find a button or "How to twist it and open it" The funny thing is I had a metal detector in my back seat.
But couldn't say shit cause it's not a weapon. Those were only the shit douche pig. Most of them never glanced at it twice after
"Is that a sword?"
No officer its training equipment, made of wood.
"Okay then"
Although in my states I can carry whatever the fuck I want for the most part. I just don't want them to flag me as some sort of dude looking for trouble.
There's also the good old roll of pennies.
Take 50 pennies. Stack em up. Tape em up. Put a penny roll OVER them.
Bam hidden fist pack.
>>29913047
This, so much this. And 0 suspicion.
This whole thread, Jesus OP. Just get a gun.
>>29913242
God damn right.
I keep a torque wrench in my car, and I've actually never even thought about this, but it'd be a pretty decent weapon. It's everything good about a breaker bar, but with a better grip and a bigger, heavier head.
Having it in the trunk is completely reasonable too, since I'm driving around in a car with aftermarket wheels and it's next to a full tool kit.
>>29915553
except for the part where that's unwieldy as hell and is only effective at slap-fight distances.
If you have a bat in your car, it's a weapon.
If you have a bat, a ball, and a glove, you like sports.
>>29912638
What the fuck is a collapsible breaker bar
>>29912889
This
>drop off mate at his house
>finishing our conversation in the car while parked.
>hear someone yelling "fuck off asshole I'll fucking kill you faggot" and some other obscenities.
>figure it's just the local white trash having an argument.
>Don't see anyone but it's dark
>pasty fucker pops his head out
>some junkie /squatter wearing short shorts and a wifebeater in the middle of winter holding a laptop under one arm and a hammer in his hand.
>reallynigger.png
>put car in reverse and back up slightly
>put car in 1st gear and rev engine
>just waiting for the fucker to move closer.
>my narcotically enhanced friend realises that i am waiting for him to make a move so i can run his ass over
>does a 180 and sprints away like usain bolt on meth almost dropping his stolen laptop.
>get out of my car and see another parked car with a broken window
>call the cops
>give discription
>drive home
>0 fucks given.
