Hardmode: no autism (guy who never held a gun before slammed the cylinder of my revolver shut like in the movies reeee)
For me
>Video where they're recording a person's first time shooting
>The fucking cunt who convinced them to try hands them a .50 cal or some other gun with insane recoil
>More than one round in the gun
>someone NDs on camera
>everyone stands around guffawing like it was the funniest shit they ever saw
The reactions I get when people find out I like guns
>you only shoot targets right?
>better not piss you off
>guess I'm going to your house during a zombie apocalypse
Shit gets old man
>people who think guns are toys and wave them around, not realizing the implications
and on the reverse side
>people who think every gun is a handheld nuke and could wipe out humanity
>>29909339
There is one like that in a compilation. This guy has a pump action shotgun and is wasted and as he falls down an embankment he fires a round off and people just laugh.
>>29909414
this dipshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AriMxkEzksw
>>29909300
>Get to know someone
>Become friends
>Invite over for dinner
>See bastardized AR-15 through crack of bedroom door
>Turns out they're hardcore anti-funs and basically treat me like I'm their captor until they leave
I swear to fucking christ as soon as I have enough money I'm fucking outta' here. To freedom and firearms.
>>29909427
Yuropoor?
>>29909437
Cali-cuck. Not for long though.
>>29909419
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AriMxkEzksw
Yes that fucking moron.
>>29909445
Damn at least you're already in the U.S.
https://youtu.be/t7cfvSTf7YM?t=1m53s
>My one idiot friend that has been to my farm, and seen a lot of my firearms.
>Tells everyone under the sun that I have all these guns in my house.
Thanks for the open invitation to thieves.
>>29909396
This
>>29909413
This
To add: It bothers me that hard-right NRA folks try to be PC. In my RSO class, the instructor chided us whenever we used the term "weapon". It wore my patience thin.
>>29909587
lol fucking what here in canada, every gun is a "weapon". but it's not a bad thing. you just have to recognize what guns are meant to do, nah mean
like, a same way a fencing foil is a weapon, it's never gonna hurt anyone normally, but please don't poke someone with it outside of a match, ya feel me
>haha you don't want to shoot up a school do you anon?
no i want to shoot you in your stupid face for asking a question like that
>>29909565
I've posted this before: great grandfather left his war trophies to his daughter of a second marriage. She was a bit off and associated with shady persons. Long story short all the historical pieces and firearms go missing.
I share your concerns
>>29909669
Christ, that's a damn tragedy.
>>29909427
>>29909445
Do it mate. I just moved to Colorado from Cali a year ago. Best decision of my life.
Except for Denver, fuck that place.
>>29909645
I feel ya canuckbro.
>>29909645
>>29909693
ICEKEKS NEED TO FUCK OFF WITH THEIR NOGUNS BULLSHIT
ITS A FUCKING LEAF
A
FUCKING
LEAF
XD
>>29909677
I was mortified when I was old enough to comprehend what happened. My dad was able to save some flags and an arisaka. At least we have that.
>>29909707
Well, at least its not a total loss. Still pretty shitty though.
>>29909445
Freedom is just 1 state away
>>29909300
I hate when tiny women, usually ugly ones in bikinis, are given a shotgun with 3" magnum buckshot, or a S&W 500, or a 44 mag with little or no instruction are told to go shoot and promptly hurt themselves / others and create an unsafe environment.
Everyone knows what the fuck is going to happen yet no one had the gonads to say "hey maybe this is a bad idea"
So not only does the woman forever hate guns but there's a good chance she's gonna blow her / someone else's head off.
It triggers me
Not /k/ exclusive
>spending several hundred/thousand dollars on something without knowing shit about it
>hey anon, you like guns right? I just bought this ak47 what bullets do I need for it?
the assumption that because I have guns, I know everything about every gun ever.
>hey anon tell me about [weird gun i don't know]
>never heard of it, google something
>but you know everything about guns! you're all smart with this stuff haha
>dude, I really don't know. look it up.
>repeat ad infinitum
>>29909339
>someone NDs on camera
Can someone please enlighten me as to what ND means?
Is it Nearly Dies?
>>29910066
Negligent discharge, also sometimes called an AD or accidental discharge. It's when you unintentionally fire a weapon because you were doing something retarded and not following the basic rules of gun safety.
>>29910075
You damn whippersnappers and your abbreviations...
>>29910080
Don't get smart with me, grandpa, I have dial-up!
>>29909700
noguns memer detected.
>Someone learns that I have guns.
>"Oh wow, I didn't think they would sell someone like you a gun!"
>Have a minor speech impediment so I have a slur in my speech.
>'And Why would I not be allowed to buy a gun'
>"Uh... because you are kinda, you know...?"
>This happened at work.
>They guy blurted this out as I was purchasing my 92fs.
>Our boss was the one ringing me up.
>mfw I could smell smoke because someone was fired on the spot.
>>29910075
ad and nd are different ad would be dropping a non drop sife firearm and it going off, nd is trying to dryfire a loaded gun.
>>29910157
ND is any time a gun goes off through your negligence, both of your examples are NDs.
An accidental discharge is pretty much exclusively the gun itself being defective/malfunctioning without you needing to do something stupid to trigger it. An example would be the PT24/7 video where a defective gun was demonstrated going off with a little bit of jiggling (a jog would jiggle it more than that).
Real accidental discharges are rare, it's almost always negligence of the one handling it.
>>29909700
Stay away sir.
Please.
>>29909414
There's another one I had in mind where this pile of wasted chromosomes trips and NDs TWICE with a handgun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uqD8Ja6IZ0
25 seconds in.
>>29910156
Holy shit
>"why do you need a gun"
FUCKING GYPSIES ON MY LAND
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>29909300
>hurr .30-06 is a lot more powerful than .308, look how much bigger it is! I've been hunting [insert any number over 30] years and I wouldn't trust .308 to kill a ground squirrel but I'd shoot a moose with my .30-06!
Nigger with factory ammo they are within 2% of each other on power, with .308 actually being *hotter* on 150gr and below bullets. Recoil != "power", energy, or velocity; simply weight of bullet and powder capacity. With 180gr bullets '06 gets a decent lead, and it can be handloaded much hotter than commercial, but so can .308.
>guy who can't keep 6" groups at 100m banging away at a mule deer/elk 1200m off without ranging it because "it looks like it's in range and I'm pretty sure I can hit it"
>take noguns shooting
>tell them to wear earpro
>they are too tough to wear earpro
>tell them to cover ears
>too tough for that
>they shoot
>Ow fuck!
>they get mad at me
>try to reason with them
>they can't hear me
>>29909680
No. Plz go back. We don't want you here.
I'd rather have dindus move in than California's. At least the dindus can blend in. You know they are pieces of shit from the get go.
>>29909300
>b-b-but anon, guns KILL people
>>29909680
Why is Denver bad? Asking because the military is having me go there for my first duty station
>>29912777
It's become San Fransisco Lite.
>>29912830
As someone who lives 30 minutes south of San fran, please fucking fire bomb SF.
>cousin is hasguns
>i move in with cousin and his roommate (who I recently found out was addicted to PKs and Xanax)
>after some bullshit, become hasguns to bond with cuz
>cuz warns me never EVER to go shooting with roommate
>don't really inquire why because it just seemed like an obvious thing to avoid, based on his personality
>one day after acquiring some funs, cleaning 10/22 in living room
>roommate comes in hungover
>sees what I'm doing and begins to shoot the shit with me
>tells me about the 2 times cuz took him to range
First time:
>went with pistols only
>shot across lanes and hit neighboring booths target
>RSO kicked him off range and warned cuz
Second time:
>brings AR
>doesn't comprehend how AR iron sights work
>aims way too high and puts a 5.56 round through the roof of indoor range
>didn't realize til cuz pointed it out to him
I swear to Christ he said:
>I thought I was hitting the target and didn't realize I shot the ceiling til he grabbed me and told me to put the rifle down
After he told me this I pretty much told him to never touch me or my funs ever again...
>>29909300
>people who walk around the hunting club with their gun loaded or bolt closed.
>people who talk about guns but dont understand them.
>people who suggest shitty guns just because they own one.
>people who dont know gun laws.
>people who think their is a national registration
>people who dont like the fact i inherited 3 guns and didnt have to go through an FFL
>my brother who knows better but slammed my revolver shut anyway.(he is no longer allowed to touch my guns).
>my other brother who is against constitutional carry.
>my senator who thinks background checks are constitutional
>my dad who thinks guns are just for killing
>my mom who thinks bullets shouldnt be kept in the house.
>my cousin who doesnt practice gun safety.
>>29912830
At least its not Boulder.
>>29910080
How about you fucking lurk retard. You could literally google gun nd and have your answer
>hurr what duz ccw mean
>>29909510
>>29913119
>After he told me this I pretty much told him to never touch me or my funs ever again...
>never touch me or my funs ever again...
>never touch me
There's more to this story.
>>29909300
gear queers and fags who collect milsurp and plate carrier bullshit playing dress up for a never to exist shtf scenario like a bunch of basement dwelling autists
I know this is /k/, but I'll never fucking understand that wannabe operator bullshit
>>29913475
What's wrong with milsurp?
>>29913548
He's a modern fudd that doesn't like other people having fun.
>>29913475
OK Elmer
>>29913312
Well seeing as he was a 27 year old hop head who liked to bone his 19 year old Xanax dealing girlfriend (who looked like she's been through quite a few miles of cock for her age) I would say there was perfectly good reason to want him not to...
>>29909300
You know what pisses me off about this as well? Nobody ever adresses it, but when they pull this shit, and put some monster in a virgin shooter's hands, they are doing that potential shooter a huge disservice. That stunt could give them a huge flinch, which they will now have to unlearn if they decide to get into guns.
Like, "Oh, so you're interested in guns? Let me give you a huge roadblock that will fuck up your accuracy for a good while, all so I can get a cheap laugh this one time."
When your daughter is taking the car out for her first drive, would you ice the road up? That'd be real funny, right?
>>29913548
It's buying a fleet vehicle at an auction when shiny new mustangs,bmws and audis are right next door.
>>29913893
So getting something used for a decent price? Oh wait that doesn't work, because they actually have some added on history to them. Keep complaining, but you're not stoping any one, you're just letting your autist power levels slip again faggot.
>>29913290
I'm half-yuropor, studying in canad (lol)
>>29913893
>rather buy new than used
More good stuff for us then. Both fleet cars/trucks and milsurp.
Milsurp is for fun, you don't buy it as a practical thing, you buy it because you like it.
TL;DR not everyone wants the newest stuff.
>>29910156
My manager told me something similar
> just went shooting day before, and i had the junk i used as a target in my truck bed
> old ass tv full of bulletholes
> she goes outside, sees it and says
> did you shoot that anon? You have a gun?
> i just said "yeah i do"
> she mutters "wow they just give guns to anyone these days don't they?
> i just chuckle
Weird part is that she's pro fun, she builds her ARs, and has a lil arsenal going on, idk why she said that to me, I'm like her 2nd favorite employee
>>29914580
probs a joke but your autismo failed to pick up yo
>>29913195
>being this butthurt
>>29913475
>>29913893
>Hardmode: Failed
>>29914694
> Little Russian guy stabbing really fast at an incredible speed
>>29914930
>Russian
>>29913195
Maybe you should 'kys'
>>29914930
VERY fast turkroach stabbing at incredible hihg speed
>>29912777
Assault Weapons Ban.
>>29912641
lol'd
>>29909427
pls expand on that greentext
>>29913156
if a gun doesnt blow your hand off when it goes boom, its probably not a shitty gun. on that note, buy glocks
>>29909819
Honestly this
>Oh, you own a scar? I have a sailent arms xxxxx and a lwrc 15615623, cool hu?
Uhhhh yea, those are some fine guns?
>>29909300
How is getting mad about slamming cylinders autism? It's rude to fuck around with someone's stuff, particularly if you don't know much about it.
>hey thanks for letting me borrow your car, I tried drifting it like on TV
>>29910080
what ever you do don't nutn fancy
>>29910066
Technically you're not wrong. Every time a gun fires there is a chance someone could die, so yeah, Nearly Dies would also work.
>In college
>Lure QT thick hunnie back to the pad
>Things get heavy quick (cause she's fat)
>Start shagging
>Was good
>It stops
>She's staring silently at the corner
>Fuck
>KSG visible in corner of room
>Expect shitflinging
>"How much did you pay for that, anon?"
>Palms sweaty, knees heavy, spaghetti, etc.
>"S-six twenty i-it didn't have a-any rounds through it".
>She stares intently at it for a few more seconds before going back to smashing my pelvis
We've been dating six months now.
>>29916052
You should try reading the op. Its right here
>>29909300
People who are total spazzes about safety.
I'm not saying gun safety shouldn't be taken seriously, but some guys just take it way too far.
>old fudd type from work I go to the range with sometimes
>frantically grabs all my pistols and locks the slides back after I take them all out and set them on the shooting bench "just as a precaution"
>bolt doesn't lock back on my carbine after the last round, which I've told him 600 times, yet every time I finish a string he screams MISFIRE and demands everyone take shelter from the impending nuclear explosion about to take place by what was surely a hangfire
>leaves his earpro in until we're 5 miles down the road driving away
>Blah blag blah the communists can't invade the USA cuz we got more civilins guns than they hots army guns and that's just the registered ones!
I hate my aunt so much
>>29909300
when watching a movie or show that i really want to enjoy, but it has serious undertones of anti gun/ sjw bullshit.
>people bragging to the gun counter guy+their friend they brought along
>yeah I've got a 1911 kimber, shit sweet yo, have you ever fired one counter guy yeah so sweet man
Literally always talking about kimber, literally always white trash
>>29909300
>guy who never held a gun before slammed the cylinder of my revolver shut like in the movies reeee
I've never held a revolver before, but I'm thinking of getting one just to do this
>>29915848
Because not much people know it can damage the parts of the revolver and they will stop doing it if you ask them not to.
>>29917025
>handling a gun roughly can damage it
Revolver fags are the worst, how does it feel to be objectively worse than an automatic?
There is fuck all you can do to something like a beretta 92 to hurt it, short of throwing it off a fucking cliff.
>>29916251
its true tho
>>29917108
I dont like revolvers that much and i am not bitching about it, you fucking faggot. I was only stating what's true.
Most revolvers will have i think it was the internal pin break if you slam the revolver in too many times.
>>29916689
>I'm thinking of getting one just to break it
For what purpose?
When people hear that you go shooting and ask to come along, but they don't have any guns or ammo and only buy a box of 20rds of shit ammo thinking it will work
>>29916199
Why even go with him?
>>29916643
This, holy fuck, so much this.
>>29916052
pics or didn't happen.
>>29913837
Gonna guess you would have like to bone her too.
>>29910156
WHO WOULD SAY THAT
>>29913893
>buying new
>ever
Enjoy the value plummeting as soon as you pull out of the dealer's lot.
>>29913195
man, I'm with you. back when I first found 4chan lurk moar was posted non stop. there was no spoon feeding, just fucking lurk moar faggot.
>>29913195
Sorry, I lurk all the time, that's just one I haven't come across apparently.
I did try to look it up, but everything "ND" just linked to North Dakota...
>>29913475
I assume you would think even less of airsoft & Paintball MegaAustismos then ?
*some people do it because it's fun , some because they like nostalgia/history , others believe there is a need to be ready.
What really boggles my mind is someone that dumps a heap of money and effort into combat gear , but remains unfit , not just a bit over weight , but unable to go for a walk/hike for any prolonged distance in their battle garb & carrying their weapon.
Why would you waste money on shit you can't use because you are soo fat and out of shape ?
When you honestly think there is a threat coming.
I see it as being like buying a car and never learning how to drive it , just in case you want to go somewhere.
>>29912685
It's kind of the same with trying to teach someone how to loose an arrow and they refuse to wear a bracer.
>>29912777
It's San Francisco, but without the sea water.
>>29920927
At least airsofters might actually use SOME their gear, even if they are fags.
>>29915896
Low base and high base shoygun shell, brah!
Totally tubular awesome POU of my GTR for WOROL LOL KEK Tech carbine ounces der just my opinion buy it if you like but glocks duracoated are better I don't know, Oh Hai mark.
>>29920927
Why, whatever do you mean?
>>29920816
http://bfy(dot)tw/5j2R
Are you retarded?
>>29909700
stop making us look bad you fucking cuck
>>29917108
Feels fine because I carry an automatic and all my revolvers are just range toys that are incredibly fun to shoot and cheap to load for. Also no picking up brass.
>>29913156
Noguns here. Why is it so bad to slam the revolver shut?
>>29921530
You can bend the crane and chip or break the locking bolt.
>oh you can own these because you are military?
>is this the gun you had in Iraq?
>so you have a permit for that?
>>29912681
I hate faggots like you in particular. They're similar rounds and it for the most part it doesn't matter. You could us both in very similar situations.
>>29921555
Thanks
>>29916251
That's a good thing.
We are one of the more heavily armed populaces in the world.
It's not even about the idea that Americans will initially resist when an invasion happens...the tools of liberty will be cached everywhere and impossible to get rid of.
>>29920927
This is the fucking worst. It's not even fat idiots, although there are plenty in that category. I've got a skellington friend who always talks about how much he wants to work out and how he want to get into shape for the "inevitable" fall of the US. Every time I ask him if he wants to go to the gym or come running with me he has some bullshit excuse about another mysterious pain or complains about how tired he is after work then has the gall to ask me how I got so big and why I'm never tired.
>what supplements do you take?
Fuck you idiots.
>>29909510
*close to the U.S.
>>29912685
Muh
>>29913156
>mfw my friends who had guns long before I did, thought there was a national registry and warned me that the atf would confiscate my marlin 80 (.22 bolt action from 1950s) if I didn't take it to a gun store to get it registered
>>29921559
I mean, there are some differences.
You can load 30-06 with larger bullet than 308, and propel those bullets faster. 30-06 is often favored for very long distance shooting, as the longer case allows for the burn of powder to even out by the time it reaches the bullet.
Of course, that is all piddly stuff for people concerned with maximum precision.
>>29912685
I never wear ear pro, and now I can't hear anyone's non-consent. It's a huge win for me, actually.
>>29912689
Denverfag spotted. Your hangdog descendants are already preemptively ashamed of you.
>be me
>GF starts talking about guns
>litterally spouting off every fudd myth
>start to correct her
>she attemts to shut me down by saying she knows better because she "used to hang around a bunch of hunters"
>point out that I am in the military
>discounts this because "civilian guns are different"
>point out I own an AR-15 (not that she knew what that was)
>says "well you cam own different things because your in the Army"
>point out several of our mutual non-military friends own guns
>says "look just dont argue with me, you dont know what your talking about."
That was pretty much every argument we ever had about anything. Cars, sports, Cops, dogs, she was always the subject matter expert because she hung around people who had dubious expertise on the subject.
Needless to say she wasnt my GF for very long.
>inb4 why even date such a twat?
she gave really really good blow jobs and would rape me with her mouth in my sleep.
>>29917108
I think I'm gonna go toss a beretta 92 off a cliff now, just because I can
>Be in local big box gun store
>examining WASR
>Looking over rivets
>"hmm a couple a of these look a little malformed"
>Boomer clerk smirks
>"Well that's alright, you can drill them out and through an auto sear in there!"
>Look back at the clerk "uhh..that's super illegal you know right?"
>"Meh, they don't care about that. I do it all the time!"
>Eyes widen, hand gun back to clerk
>Never shop there again
>>29922375
>big box gun store.
What exactly is that? I live in MD and all of our gun stores are small. I thought that big box meant like walmart, but Ive never seen a WASR there.
>>29909300
>Video where they're recording a person's first time shooting
>The fucking cunt who convinced them to try hands them a .500 S&W
>More than one round in the gun
>shooter double-taps under recoil and shoots themselves in the head
It's happened at least twice that I know of
Here's a non-lethal one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlBzUVK6Gso
>>29922656
Cabela's, field and stream, gander mountain
Places where outdoor stuff is the main focus
>/v/ fags at uni talking about guns like they know shit every fucking day in cs class
>spouting complete bullshit and don't even know the difference between 7.62x39 and 5.56
COD fags kill yourselves
>>29909300
>lolbro, you kill anybody yet?
>so do get to choose your loadout (LE or military)?
>I always thought military guys were bigger (which is hilarious because I'm jacked for my frame)
Things I hate:
>chick lean
>feet close together when shooting
>males fucking chick leaning
>people who don't hold firearms correctly
>people who brag about hitting generous targets at insignificant ranges
>>29914580
>>29914666
This probably.
>>29914580
She wants you to banter with her because she wants to fuck you.
>>29909396
>i'm going to your house
>implying i'm not going to sling hot lead through my front door in a SHTF situation
>>29909396
>>guess I'm going to your house during a zombie apocalypse
This, every fucking time someone finds out I own guns. It's like they think it's a) funny and b) original.
>>29922291
I... I want to kill her
>>29922291
>>inb4 why even date such a twat?
>she gave really really good blow jobs
Are you that fucking guy whose GF tried to shoot him with his M&P, then didn't leave her because she gave good BJs?
>>29911685
lord almighty
triggered
>>29920816
Confirmed retarded, doesn't know how to us a computer
>>29923171
I'm guess I'm lucky.
>I'm going to your house during the next hurricane
Common thing around here is to say hurricane instead of SHTF. After hurricane katrina wiped out the Louisianan ghetto that is new orleans we got busloads of new ghetto fodder.
They made our small gangs bigger, amde their own gangs, brought in ACTUAL crime bigger than small theft, and in general made the low income areas they moved to fucking hellholes.
>>29913475
>tripfags
>>29920816
and someone actually tells him what it means...
thx ubisoft
>>29909680
Fuck off were full
>>29922902
You have a class devoted to counter strike at your university and wonder why this is happening?
>>29923168
Kek
>>29909413
Also this
>>29913119
>don't you ever talk to me or my funs again
>>29909680
Gtfo no vacancy.
>>29916199
>>bolt doesn't lock back on my carbine after the last round, which I've told him 600 times, yet every time I finish a string he screams MISFIRE and demands everyone take shelter from the impending nuclear explosion about to take place by what was surely a hangfire
>>leaves his earpro in until we're 5 miles down the road driving away
Kek
>>29923206
me too
>>29923244
no. checked. I moved in with her and she started to go anti-guns a little more. She even tried the "you wont leave them at you mom for MEEEEEEEE?" while giving me a bj. Its like women think we are okay giving up who we are for them.
I want to add more shit that pisses me off.
>guys at the range who have no idea how to shoot a pistol
then when you try to offer pro-tips get all indignant and say shit like:
>I was im the AHHHRRRMMMEEEE
or
>I was a MUHHHREEEENNN
neither of those places offer training on pistols unless you are in an MP unit (generally speaking, dont give me shit if you were in some snowflake MOS that got pistol training)
>people who line up all their vital organs for the threat while shooting
>hurr imma smaller target
people who believe:
>the M-16 was designed to wound
>if you are shot with an M-16 the bullet will bounce around inside of you
>the Deagle .50 cal is used by Israeli Special Forces
>secret service is trained to shoot at the knees...with UZIs
>a 22 cant kill you
>>29923831
>neither of those places offer training on pistols unless you are in an MP unit (generally speaking, dont give me shit if you were in some snowflake MOS that got pistol training)
I WURR EMM PEE. Jokes aside I was an MP and we trained on those M9s religiously. Id say 90% of MoSs dont even get to handle one for a total of 4 hours range time
>>29921493
Thems some good feels
>>29922967
I can hit the broad side of a barn, fucker.
Fite me.
>>29924043
In the Infantry we got handed a pistol at the range to qual. Sink or swim!
In PSYOP, I had to pull an M-9 training program out of my ass. Fortunately I had by this point become very familiar with pistol shooting.
>>29912699
So do nig nogs and you don't have a problem with letting them fuck your wife on the weekends
>>29923281
Confirmed retarded, doesn't know how to spell "use."
>>29909300
speakin of revolvers.
On local armslist, there is a ruger super black hawk 44 mag going for $650
if i could get it down to $600 would it be worth it?
>>29913893
No it's like buying a classic car at a steal while you buy a honda civic and pay a ridiculous price because you don't know any better.
>>29916643
Kimber 1911 and white trash are a strong correlation.
>>29914930
>>29909300
>at shooting range
>member for approx. 5 years
>dove and ground dog hunt coming
>sighting in my air rifle
>middle aged fat Chinese fuck with tacticool ar-15 comes and back pats me
>"dude, this range is for real guns, leave your toys at home"
What a fucking dick.
>>29927482
Leave your toys at home.
>>29927703
>air rifles
>toys
baka
>>29927801
Not my fault that you like them. I dont hate them. But the fat fuck is right. An air rifle is still a fucking toy. Recreational, maybe for adults, but still a toy. And you brought an air rifle to a range with real guns.
Leave your toys at home. Dont take it as hostility. Take it as a lesson.
>>29927839
>air rifle is still a fucking toy
>>29927849
its just a glorified fucking pellet gun.
you wanna go to a range, bring real guns.
you wanna shoot your air rifle, go to the middle of nowhere and shoot at dirt.
jesus christ why is this an argument
>>29927865
>>29927849
Your smug anime girl images aint shit to me, weeb. Accept the truth. Airshit is just toys
>>29927877
You will die a virgin.
>>29927877
could you just respond to my argument and not be a passive aggressive little faggot who only responds with "le animu meemays"
>>29927882
>airguns are airsoft
the bait reveals itself
>>29927886
thanks
>>29927865
An air rifle can easily be a serious weapon, anon. Going bang or not is not what defines danger.
>tfw I can't find the tv remote
>tfw I drop my phone between seat and center console in car
>tfw I stub my toe getting out of bed
>tfw I discover the shower is leaking
>tfw pen runs out of ink mid-day
>tfw no phone service
>tfw dog barks at nothing in the middle of the night
>tfw I forget to empty pockets before running the wash
>tfw popcorn bucket falls at the theater
>tfw they fuck you at the drive-thru
>tfw someone dings my car
>tfw you drops steaks from grill on the way to table
>tfw stuck in traffic
>tfw coffee spills on work pants
>tfw big fish comes off the hook
>tfw car gets a flat
>tfw I run out of toilet paper
>tfw chips are all crushed in bag
>tfw milk is sour
>tfw earbuds pull out at best part of song
>tfw driver's seat position is messed up
>tfw I lose my wallet
This kind of shit just pisses me off, man.
>>29927482
>diehard weeb at range with an air rifle
Can't blame the guy.
>>29928312
>>tfw I can't find the tv remote
Make sure youve got a place where you always place it, or use neon duct tape to see it easier.
>>tfw I drop my phone between seat and center console in car
No big loss, its illegal to use it anyways
>tfw I stub my toe getting out of bed
I feel ya. watch where you step or sleep with your socks on
>tfw I discover the shower is leaking
Thankfully something rarely happens
>tfw pen runs out of ink mid-day
Carry more than one. This happened to me all the time. Seriously. It helps. Also, if you like me, carry ink pens cuz i think they are great, carry extra tubes with you
>tfw no phone service
Cant relate. I live in a big city
>tfw dog barks at nothing in the middle of the night
Fuck this. Close all windows and shutters and it might help.
>tfw I forget to empty pockets before running the wash
As long as it isn't something electronic its gonna be fine. Talking from experience here
>tfw popcorn bucket falls at the theater
Rare thing to happen. Still, dont buy shit at the cinema shop. They either fuck your wallet or make you eat a lot so that you drink a lot so that you miss part of the movie going to the bathroom so that you have to rewatch it.
>tfw they fuck you at the drive-thru
No idea the context.
>tfw someone dings my car
Never had this happen to me. Maybe because i live in a non-cucked 3rd world country where kids dont have time to do this shit. Just find a garage with walls and a roof.
>tfw you drops steaks from grill on the way to table
Fuck that feeling. Carry it with a big plate. Its easier to hold the plate
>tfw stuck in traffic
Stop whining
>tfw coffee spills on work pants
Cant relate. Dont drink coffee.
>tfw big fish comes off the hook
Cant relate. Dont fish
>tfw car gets a flat
It pays to have good quality tires that will work for some more after getting a flat. Also you can fix punctures heating up the rubber. The philipinos do that so that they dont waste money on a new tire.
>>29928312
>tfw I run out of toilet paper
I take my clothes off, take the shit, then directly move into the shower. More people should do this. I save up money on toilet paper and it makes me feel cleaner. Although i only shit like once a week.
>tfw chips are all crushed in bag
Fuck that feeling. Although i am in a diet now. I cant relate too much. Maybe it would help you too
>tfw milk is sour
Cant relate. My milk is gone before a month goes by after i buy it. Try picking the milk from behind the containers.
>tfw earbuds pull out at best part of song
Stop whining
>tfw driver's seat position is messed up
Stop whining and fix it.
>tfw I lose my wallet
Keep it in a better place. Closer to your body so that you can feel it when its there.
>pictures of bimbos wearing skimpy outfits awkwardly posing with firearms and anyone who finds it sexy or ""hot""
>when you try to grab something and it slips out of your hand
>when you start to do something stressful and then your face starts itching
>when you accidentally nd into your dog again
>>29928517
>>when you accidentally nd into your dog again
You work for the ATF or something?
>>29928582
No they do it on purpose
>>29912685
Holy fuck, I hate when I take people shooting and they flat out refuse to wear earpro. Its like saying "hurr I ain't no bitch, fuck wearing seatbelts" or something.
Scheduled to ship to basic in august. Want gun. Should I wait? Or should I buy mosin to satisfy untill I get back and can buy something nicer?
>>29909680
get the fuck out
we're full
>>29928621
it's fun to show off and pretend you're the biggest man in the room
like when someone goes to the dentist and tells them to hold off on the numbing shots, then squirms and bitches about the pain the whole time, making the poor dentist sit through it, cringing
>>29909300
>go hunting with dad and uncles
>everyone walking around casually pointing their loaded guns wherever without any thought
>keep my distance because I don't feel like scolding my seniors
basic safety is pretty fucking simple
>>29913162
This.
Fucking hate the place. Gotta drive through it to get up to Lyons every morning for work.
t. johnstown
>>29928697
Wait. Some neat shit is coming out, and you'll have more disposable income.
>>29928517
>>when you accidentally nd into your dog again
>nd into your dog again
>again
jesus christ man
>>29928771
Thanks anon. What kind of shit?
>>29928787
The white one.
>>29909300
this dumb blonde i work with said this when i was talking about guns with a based coworker
>but dont you need a permit to own guns?
no, actually you only need one in certian stat-
>no im pretty sure you do
nope, the only permit you need in Tennessee is a CCW but thats only to carry con-
>no you need a permit, my mom bought a pistol a while back and had to pay extra for it
>WAKEMEUP.JPG
uh, no, like i said unless she got a CCW
>no anon, it was a weapons permit like everyone needs to own a gun god.
(at this point she starts getting pissed at me and talking to me like im dumb)
google it then if you dont believe me
>she takes out her phone, types, then starts saying/yelling im wrong
>SEE ANON, RIGHT HERE IT SAYS YOU NEED A LICENSE TO HAVE A GUN
>SAAAAVEME.JPG
>MFW
>>29928907
What permit did she found on google that she bitched you about?
Tfw thread is dead
Rip thread plz revive like jesus
>>29913312
he's referencing the "don't even talk to me or my son ever again" meme
>>29920927
if you're just buying it to look at and cosplay, and there's zero chance to ever have a real need, then it doesn't really matter about getting if they're a fat slob that can't run a mile does it? Your complaint is about the same as the guy you were responding to.
>>29909565
God damn. My roommate does that shit
>Get Gucci new job in new town
>commuting, no luck finding a place
>some chick I work with needs a roommate, done
>have lots of AKs and ARs, demilled RPG and other neat stuff
>a parade of dudes gets brought over, if my door is open or if I'm home she'll ask to show him my guns
so glad she's moving out.
>>29930248
As annoying as that is, id be paranoid about her not asking
>>29909300
>"LOL Anon I hope you don't go and shoot any place up"
>"OMG is that gun loaded? They can just go off on their own"
>>29930896
>Remington
>>29909545
who is this ginger
>>29928312
>tfw you have no face
>>29913156
You sound pretentious as fuck.
>it's rounds, not bullets
>99% of guns are only made for killing
>>29909396
I got that just for having a longbow in uni.
>>29913893
My grandfather drove a half track he was fixing for a museum to the shops to by milk with me once. Old is gold
>>29909396
>guess I'm going to your house during a zombie apocalypse
that's so true, especially in Europe where guns are scarce, except they say they will come for the muslim apocalypse
>>29931377
The difference is that the muslim apocalypse is realistic and a serious threat.
>>29931385
Yes, I see it as my duty to have enough guns and ammo when my friends come over.
I hope the government will no try to confiscate them when the racewar begins
>>29923831
>>people who line up all their vital organs for the threat while shooting
>>hurr imma smaller target
>shitting on Weaver stance
Would you rather spread out all your organs in a nice area for the baddies who can't aim that well? If a bullet is going to hit you, it's going to hit you. And it's likely going to hit more than one organ/bone/major blood vessel, anyway.
And if someone is shooting at you, you should be either shooting, reloading, or moving to concealment/cover. Hardly any of these situations will allow for a proper stance unless it's a quickdraw one-and-done type scenario.
TL;DR the best stance is the one you're most comfortable with, even though it might not be used if the shit ever jumps anyway.
>>29923309
Hello swampfriend
>>29909666
I'm gonna use that one day
>nice trips too
>>29923538
CS is short for computer science.
>>29928907
how come women are so rude and need to be right all the time?
I'm far from sexist, but really now, the experiences guys have posted in this thread (2 or 3) dictate that women are really mean when it comes to trying to seem smarter than you
>>29929018
If she searched for "gun license", probably some cursory info on becoming an FFL. Which the braindead whore, I presumptive, applied to ordinary gun owners. It sounds serious and scary which aligned with her phobias.
>>29930896
this explains my fucking family
>>29913195 retards who think knowing chinese image board gun slang is cool
>>29927703
Dank Meme /B/rother!
>>29909666
>Shoot him in the face.
>Not taking him on a joyride into your world.
Satan plz
>>29913475
>not having a PC, innawoods gear and weaponry just in case
>complaining about people who do on /k/
summer's here lads
>>29910080
We talked about this, old man. You start learning what words mean or you go to Oakcliff Plaza like your wife.
>>29910156
Wait, so you work at a gunstore, yet this guy doesn't think you would be able to own guns?
You are kind of retarded for getting a 92fs but if that's what you like that's ok anon
>>29931738
That was meant for the faggot with the airshit, whoops
>>29931827
My grandson taught me a new one the other day:
>MAGA
>>29913195
How dare that asshole not know anything about North Dakota Nigger Dicks
>>29913893
>"I'm a practical shooter"
>"A gun is a tool and nothing more"
>"Anything but a Glock 19/bargain bin AR and every single aftermarket item available is wrong/bad"
Fuck off Rummy you piece of shit
>>29927482
>>29927849
>>29927877
in this weeb's defense, he's kinda cute
>>29931844
Your grandson is a good young man.
>>29931057
That feel when
My face when
>tfw I need no face
>>29923171
This
A guy even said he wouldn't bring anything and he wants to borrow my guns?
Hell I don't even have a bob yet, let alone support people.
>>29931716
They feel the need to control everything around them, especially everything.
>>29931716
they need to validate their existence other than being necessary for special survival
>Talking to friend about pistol I plan to buy
>nearby girl goes "but you cant just buy guns just like that? "
I am europoor but this is my fourth pistol and damn people around me teally have a hard time accepting my hobby.
>>29909396
Especially
>going to your house during the apocalypse
Even more so when you don't even like the person all that much.
>please walk up my driveway
>ohshitzed.jpg
>>29931841
Its ok anon. I forgive you.
Now lets take our clothes off
Shit that pisses me off?
You know when one of your earbuds stops working?
That shit right there.
>>29922967
I can't hit shit and am just happy if I have a decent grouping. Fuck off.
>>29935199
I FUCKING HATE THAT. Just bought a brand new pair for ten fucking dollars and they're ALREADY BROKEN.
>>29920816
ND > negligent Discharge. When a gun shoot but wasn't supposed too. Generally happens because you thought it was empty yet it wasn't.
Bonus Point if the gun was pointed in the wrong direction.
Super Bonus Point if if was little Shaun playing in the rain one street away
>>29923362
>thx ubisoft
This made me laugh since I'm actually a froggy.
>"Press X to le negligent discharge"
>SHAAAAAUUUUN !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>29909300
Uppity students and other such scum telling me what the media told them about xyz war, how war works, what constitutes justice in and out of war, and why I'm a cog in the machine.
I'm not even a regular, I'm just a reservist, and I worked as a magistrate. Even if what they said was true, literally none of it is my concern
Now, I'm pissed again. I'm going to bed.
>>29937305
>new pair for ten fucking dollars
>expecting them to work for 10 bucks
>>29909300
>dated guy who was slightly liberal
>eh its ok, can probably change him
>start getting intimate
>give bj and then things start to go downhill
>unleashes all his lib ideals, talks about how awful guns are
>mention I have them, try to reason
>"guns dont really kill people, people do. I have mine so i can def-"
>OH LOL SO YOU JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO KILL PEOPLE
>whenever we arent just bullshitting are talking sweet he just hammers me about selling my guns
>YOULL END UP KILLING YOURSELF WITH THEM
>"how? they're locked up most of the time and my dad taught me-"
>UUUUUHHHG CANT YOU READ STATISTICS
>basically divulges into him calling me a dumbass at the end of every conversation
>avoid the topic for a month
>spends the night one night
>fucking threatens one night that if we ever got married hed sell my guns
>I tell him to literally get out
>he doesnt
>I threaten to call the cops
>teases me like a 5 year old "what are you gonna do shoot me?"
>he leaves right as i pick up the phone
>still talks shit about me and calls me insane
>havent dated since
and if thats not enough
>mfw he calls at 3am last week asking for a booty call half way across the state, most likely drunk.
>>29939098
he libed out during the blowjob?
>>29939196
after he squealed like a kid on christmas morning, yes
>>29922291
jesus were you dating Peggy Hill?
>>29931728
>thinking ND and AD are 4chan/k/ exclusive terms.
found the noguns
>Tac-shitted up manchildren who think more money invested in their rifle means they are better shooters
>Nutnfancy
>Those hyper gucci SCARs or special snowflake NotAR's with 5k in accessories in pristine condition that will be shot thrice a year
>Mallninjas in general
>"It costs more so it's better" faggots
on the other end of spectrum
>That fudd that believes .45 acp is any different than 9mm ballistically
>The fudd that believes that no gun should cost more than 800 dollars
>The fudd that scoffs at "plastic" guns
>The fudd that worships the 1911, and believes that a Kimber 1911 is the unobtainable holy grail of personal firearms
>>29939702
i'm a nogun Canadian with a handful of friends with guns, we go shooting occasionally but theres such an annoying amount of red tape ive never bothered to get my PAL
>>29939098
Honestly, you should have shot him.
>>29909300
>shit that pisses you off
Innumerable. Still, I tell myself that "This one may yet learn" and let it go.
(Except for that asshole that kept comparing my G43 to a SKS. I hope he likes that mineshaft.),,,
>>29939702
>not thanking JMB for every breath you take for yourself and from others
>not being a lifetime member of the Colt of JMB
>not evangelizing to glock fags with the Holy 1911
Polymer/45. Would not sacrifice virgins with.
>>29939702
>implying .45 and 9mm are the same ballistically
>>29939741
The restricted PAL is horseshit but the non-restricted PAL is easy-peasy, just time consuming. Fucking do it, fellow canada-bro, and then buy a really-short barrelled pump action 12 gauge.
>>29939098
>give bj and then things start to go downhill
>unleashes all his lib ideals, talks about how awful guns are
is that how liberals ejaculate? or did you skip a lot of things there?
>>29909300
For me
>insists glock is the "most accurate" gun, you should only carry a glock, anything else is inferior, the .40 S&W is the best caliber, and especially in a glock.
>in free state and no gunz asking how I got a gun license. "Don't need one" them: "uh yeah you do, they're weapons" All of the REEE.
>"how much did that gun cost" me: "$650" them: "wtf, why would you waste so much money on a gun." Same said for any price or mentioning you collect them.
>Fudds
>"why're you CCW'ng? Are you afraid"
>no gunz: "why do you own guns? Are you compensating for something?"
>when shooters arch back backwards.
>anti-guns giving "sympathy" that "you own guns because you're afraid" no bitch, I own them because it's my right, and I didn't grow up with a gold spoon in my mouth in LA.
>armslist sales
>to be honest, most of the gun shooting community.
I feel like it just consists of fudds, people that are stupid unsafe, people that are too safe, people that believe in memes, glock master race owners, nugget only owners, and a select minority of based shooters whom are far and few inbetween. Anyone else feel the same?
>>29909396
>implying I would stay in my house during any kind of apocalypse
>>29940027
You are mostly right about the shooting community.
I more or less refuse to talk about guns with anyone who doesn't reload.
I'm sorry if that sounds superior, it is just the only way I have found to weed out 90% of the dumbasses, morons, and fudds.
>>29940105
I've been pleasantly surprised. Guy I work with looks like a stereotypical thug. we get to talking, turns out he built his own AR and actually knows his shit. His community is particularly firearm illiterate so he loves chatting with me about em.
>inb4 not just firearm illiterate
>>29937305
see this >>29939000
also, czecked
>>29940169
For a long time, I wanted to build an AR15 in 6.8 spc. Never got around to due to other projects. Then I found out about 6.5x47 lapua, now I might have to build an AR-10 in that.
ARs aside, there are many, many more people who are firearms enthusiasts then one would think. Some of them have to be not shitheads, even if they look like shitheads.
>>29940224
I'd be a lot more open about it if I didn't get accosted by all the aforementioned rage inducing shit
>>29940279
Such if life. I live where everyone and their dog hunts deer. That's fine, but it does lead to fuddlore behind every tree.
As such, when I want to talk about guns, I visit one of my hasgunz friends, or shitpost here.
>>29909300
What really pisses me off is sportified rifles. I get really pissed off when I see rifles like the Springfield with the majority of the wood taken off.
>>29909427
So he thinks you murder babies because you own a gun?
>>29909669
Similar thing happened with my grandfather's stuff, except my grandma thought it was a good idea to leave the door unlocked like she lives in a small town, happened multiple times after the first time and she ended up with a stolen computer monitor and TV.
