My Dad has withdrew my funz and is kicking me out unless I enlist by Friday, fuck me what am I in for here? Brit btw
British don't have gins, 3/10 b8, made me reply.
You're in for a new home, as you don't need to be part of a shit family that forces you into indentured servitude to the government. That choice should be your own.
He probably doesn't understand that the enlistment process is a long, multiple stage selection.
Also get a fucking job.
>>29901230
i think he meant "funds", maybe
Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind.
>>29901221
>unless I enlist by Friday,
You are pretty fucked then since the British forces recruitment process can take a year or longer.
Tell your dad to stop being a cunt and also tell him the military sucks dick and an infantryman told you so.
See if you can brodown with a friend for a while until you find a job and earn enough to rent something.
>>29901230
>>29901251
It's an airsoft collection but I was going to get a target shooting license one day.
>>29901239
I'm trying but being a NEET for 3 years has left me with very little references and no work history. Keep getting instant rejections or no feedback at all.
>>29901239
>>29901264
I think he meant get the ball rolling by Friday, like phone the AFCO or whatever it is and do the first stage of applying.
>>29901221
Just fucking enlist. If you have been a NEET for 3 years, you need to get off your ass and do something.
Also calling airsoft "funz" is fucking gay
>buy some 20 year old CRT TV
>call TV Licensing on him
>he goes to gulag for 10 gorillion years
>God Save The Queen
Welcome to the British army of your Majesty, the Royal Queen, lad.
>>29901343
this
then enlist you bitch
Had a quick look and it seems like the royal marines is a good idea? If I have to enlist I may as well enlist with the best?
>>29901490
How fit are you? Whats your 1.5 mile run time?
>>29901513
No idea not ran in years
God save the Queen.
>>29901272
>It's an airsoft collection
>Thinks /k/ gives a shit
>>29901527
>No idea not ran in years
Forget the Military then, even the RAF and RN are taking their fitness seriously now since they are looking for excuses to cut people.
Dad sounds smart.
Trying to uncuck you boy.
>>29901648
What if I go to the AFCO on Friday then start training straight away?
>>29901573
kek
>>29901829
>What if I go to the AFCO on Friday then start training straight away?
Why wait until Friday to start training? Go for a run right now while it is still light outside.
>>29901343
I don't understand this
>daddy took my pellet launchers!
>wait where are my hot pockets?!?!?!
>go on /k/
>havent ran in years
>neet of 3 years
>marines sounds like a great idea
>>29901871
Do you think it's feasible to get fit before joining though? It's going to be a while before I'm actually in training or the pre joining tests right? Filling out the application form now.
>>29901272
The French Foreign Legion is always hiring, and its just a train ticket away.
>>29901221
Straight outta 1940
>>29902023
Don't tell him that, we reject most applicants, especially the type seen in OP
>>29901272
1. Google "jobs for teens near me"
...
Profit
How did you even get funz there without daddies money?
Sounds like you couldn't make your own way and daddy has to figure out what to do with you to turn you into a man.
Go fucking enlist. You don't wanna live in his basement forever do you?
>>29901998
>Do you think it's feasible to get fit before joining though?
With this attitude I can say the Royal Marines are not for you, you do not have the confidence they want.
isn't it illegal for your dad to handle guns without a permit and the written permission by the queen?
Enlist with the US army and move to a country that actually allows you to have guns.
>>29901915
This desu
>>29901221
I would suggest the air force, at least you won't be getting shot at.
>>29901892
So, neither did I, and thought this was some kind of joke about brits living in some kind of distopian police state.
But then I looked it up.
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/detection-and-penalties-top5
So apparently brits need an annually paid license to watch television. And they have enforcement officers. Who come to your house if you don't have a license to make sure you aren't watching tv.
What the actual fuck, guys? How badly do you guys want to move to Canada or the states these days? You know the government doesn't have my address? Do you have any idea what that kind of freedom feels like? If the government was as involved in my life as they are in jolly ol' bongland, it would be time for some civil unrest, dont'cha think?
>>29902590
I had a visit from the TV license agency last week, me and my family presented our license, they asked a few questions, had a quick look around and then left us alone. What the fuck is the problem with that?
>>29902590
>So apparently brits need an annually paid license to watch television.
Why is it only Brits that get mocked for this? Most EU countries have some sort of TV licence, Germans are forced to pay it even if they do not have a TV or radio.
>>29902683
Forgot the link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence#Germany
>>29902632
If you really don't see a problem with this then it's already too late for you.
>>29902632
You shouldn't have to have that level of governmental involvement in your life! There should not BE a tv license! They shouldn't be visiting your house to check up on you!
It speaks volumes about the British mindset that you think this is ok. My government has to send mail to my cottage if they want to get a hold of me. Revenue Canada doesn't even have my address.
>>29902683
>>29902698
Because nobody over in the americas knew you guys were living with this.
And to clarify, I am not really mocking you. I just think brits (and euros, as it turns out) really are being oppressed by their governments, even if they don't seem to realize it. It's like George Orwell's vision is coming true, but sooooo slowly that you guys are just going along with it. You need to make noise! Lose your shit when they roll out bullshit like this! Throw molotovs and tip cop cars!
Fucking riot! Or you'll be tagged like animals with RFID chips inside of a decade.
>>29902815
I don't mind the government interfering as long as it's good, like in Scotland some people are pushing for fines if you don't visit the dentist at least twice per year.
>>29903213
>like in Scotland
Scotlans is responsible for the UK's current gun laws, they even outlawed air guns in jockland FFS.
>>29903213
Are... you implying people SHOULD have mandatory dentist's visits? Or accurately pointing out how isane and invasive that is? Because the government has no goddamned business telling people how often to go to the dentist. That's friggin bonkers. It's like you people WANT to live like livestock.
>>29902729
this
>>29903340
It will certainly help with the condition of British teeth.
>>29903340
>it's like you people WANT to live like livestock
>livestock
>Orwell's Animal Farm
It's all coming together
>>29903383
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>29903340
No we have quite a lot of people wanting fines if you don't visit the dentist, also fines for racist/sexist remarks on social media is a big discussion right no.
>>29903435
>fine people for exercising free speech
lol that sounds incredibly cucked. Do you people also maintain that you're also "free" too?
>>29901272
Your father is making the correct choice for you, because he loves you.
Normal advice is for normal people that can make decisions for themselves. You obviously can't.
>>29903449
Well I can do what I want within the law so yes I am free.
>>29901221
>implying I want to serve next to some tactical airsoperator who didn't enlist voluntarily
Please join the Logistics core or something
>>29903492
To be honest, driving a forklift around a military base for thirty years and occasionally shooting an L85 at bits of paper will probably give him everything he wants out of life. Yeah it's boring, but it's a decent living.
>>29903543
Nah its the Marines for me m8, straight up operator
>>29903449
You are being TROLLED.
>>29903558
Better run and hit the gym daily then, get better at swimming too. If your 1.5 mile run time is not near 9:30 then they won't even consider you, bare in mind this run is done immediately after a "warm up".
>>29903558
If you're OP, you're wrong. First of all, you aren't cut out for it based on your being a NEET for 3 years. Second of all, in five years when your body is a mess and you're medically separated, you're still not going to have any useful job skills or the initiative to go get them, so you're going to spend the rest of your life on the doll defrauding productive members of society out of money that they actually earned.
>>29901871
You can get pretty fit in 2 months of consistent exercise
>>29903673
>You can get pretty fit in 2 months of consistent exercise
Royal Marine Commando fit after being a 3 year NEET that has not run in years?
>>29903647
Being a 3 year NEET veteran isn't a bar for entry, if anything it shows I have the mental fortitude to survive on my own. Good for deepcover ops.
>>29903722
Lol no. But you could get in good enough shape to handle basic after 6 months of hard work. Assuming that you aren't a complete fat body, anyway.
>>29903731
>if anything it shows I have the mental fortitude to survive on my own.
Except if daddy threatens to take away your toys, you are fucked then.
>>29901272
>3 years NEET
I was first going to call your dad a dick but you'll probably thank him later.
>>29901221
>be brit
>get cucked
dont they prepare you for this in school these days?
