Story Thread
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Gather 'round, /k/, it's story time.
>be me, have week off
>goin innawoods, kinda STALKER, but not
>live on ranch, plenty of woods
>have weird neighbor. Old, but pretty cool
>he has around 300 acres of woods, used to be an old plantation
>tell him one of my animals got out and ask him if I can look for it in his woods
>he doesn't complain
>head out. Self built AR-15, PPQ on hip
>day/night scope on AR
>find old house
>looks good for camping spot, keeping it in mind
>keep going, wanting to explore
>go about 2 miles from camp, just screwing around
>hear voices, fairly distant
>call up old guy all quick like, ask him if others are on his property
>"nah. Just you, why?"
>"just wondering. Sorry for bothering you"
>get about 500 yards from them, scouting them out with my rifle scope
>decent AK's, a few SKS's and some AR's
>all in shoddy camo, looks like Flectarn facefucked the snow
>few ACU's
>decent camp setup, around 8 guys, all have beards
>local militia maybe
>common sense says leave them alone
>Uncle Sam and Eugene Stoner softly speaking sweet words of grandeur into my ears.
Continuing.
>round is chambered, I have around 6, 30 round mags
>crawl up agonizingly slow to 200 yards
>some guy has a can sitting by the fire, no one has crossed it and no one in the bullet path
>huehuehue
>Hornady V-Max right through the center
>tacticool militia goes into oh shit mode
>it's almost dark now
>sneak back to 500 yard mark
>guys are talking stupidly loud
>dammit! Somtin shot mah soup!
>who's AK Ain't lok'd?
>45 minutes pass, guys have cooled down now. Really dark now
>go to 150 yard mark, get a little more daring
>shoot the fire
>thank God for flash hiders
>sparks everywhere
>eruption of cursing and AK's being racked
>sneaking back stealthy like
>cover the 2 miles in about 25 minutes, making sure no one was following me
>about to settle in for the night
>around 10:00 now
>hear footsteps
>my turn for oh shit moment
>get about 100 yards from camp, set up behind a tree
>"what the hell is this? You said this place was clean!"
>"well, I was wrong, fag. What you wanna do?"
>"send him a message"
>mybuttons.jpg
>start firing into tarp, not even checking to see if anyone was in there
>that's cool.
>follow them back to camp, find out where they are parked, slash tired all quiet like
>get around 400 yards out, start firing into the air
>eruption of foul language and AK's being racked.
>all lights go on
>they start firing in my direction, 3 guys run towards me
>obviously intent to kill
>I screwed up. That hit me right then and there
>round hits right by my arm
>GETOUTOFTHEREDUMBASS
>sprint towards the north, I'll lose them in the river
>about a mile to the river
>guys still on my tail, but they are trailing
>get to river. Jump in and start to swim to other side
>hide behind tree, guys don't try to follow
>peek behind, immediately met with a barrage of 7.62
>guys are concealed in trees, gunfire slows
>peek behind tree, shoot at what looks like a tree limb
>ear piercing scream
>turns out that wasn't a tree limb. It was someone's leg.
>also turns out that humans don't cope well when shot in the leg with a hunting round
>who'd a thunk'd it
>man is on the ground, grabbing what looks like his thigh
>his militia pals are around him, administering first aid
>I get the hell out of there
>home is about 5 miles from me, I ran the whole way back
>my tarp is still out there. It was the only thing that wasn't on me or in my pack
>old man still doesn't know about it. I shot someone on his property
>heard on the news that a militia member was shot in the right leg
>mfw
And that, /k/, is the story of when I shot someone.
TL;DR edgy frogposter shoots stranger in leg, seeks accolades from Tunisian turnip talkshow.
Feel free to post your own stories.
Bullshit.
>>29894705
>>29894716
>>29894737
>>29894752
Your saving grace right now is that your post is complete bullshit.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
If this wasn't bullshit, you'd be a borderline sociopathic irresponsible piece of shit.
But since you're lying
That story wasn't badass and initiating violence against people who may not have even realized they were on private property is a dick move. As soon as you fired a round at them they could have killed you in self defense and would have been justified in doing so.
Just in case you ever actually get the idea to do something like this in real life instead of in your fap fantasies.
>>29895327
>>29895324
>>29895290
These fucking faggots right here are what kill urban legends. You Fat shitsacks are what will kill greentext stories here.
I have had far more crazy things happen to me, but fuckers like you always ruin it.
Who knows how many stories we won't hear because of you.
Eat shit and die.
Op, I enjoyed your story. Had something similar happen a few years back. Will post tomorrow if this thread is still up.
>>29895483
Even if the story is true, OP handled situation like a tard.
>>29895483
>>>fanfiction.net
>>29895526
Yes he did.
What I am saying is this immediate "hurr durr bullshit that nevur Happened!" crap is going to rob us of some great OC some day.
>>29895529
Screw off newfag. These stories have been a /k/ tradition for over a decade.
>>29895554
...Sage
>>29895554
>muh board culture
stories thread?
here's a spoopy one I saved. part one.
>>29894705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayE6Shlv598
>>29895554
>I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500
>>29895554
So we don't call bullshit on obvious bullshit? I mean, that's kinda why the term "bullshit" exists.
>>29895603
>implying board culture is bad
I may not be one of those pricks that always pulls that "old /b/ was better" shit but come on.
You really don't see any issue with suppressing new content here?
>>29895632
Take this for instance. If people like you had their way, we would have never had any skinwalker threads, or any spooky stories at all.
>>29895645
Here's your "you"
You're full of shit and your story is stupid.
If your story was real, then I am legitimately sad they didn't succeed in putting you down like the dangerous animal you are.
But it's not, so I am left wondering what sort of pathetic wretch of a person would go to the trouble of inventing such an obviously bullshit tail to get e cred with all his buddies on a Malasian wax cylinder discussion punch card.
You didn't even do a decent job of making it believable, for christsake.
>>29895659
Every story is bullshit dude. Just enjoy the ride.
Does calling it bullshit accomplish anything? No.
Lets get back to stories please.
>>29895660
>suppressing new content here?
I'm not interested in your "i'm so operator" fantasies, you are delusional and literally on the same level as people who write Harry Potter fanfiction. You're fabulists writing about something you will never experience, and are free to take it anywhere but here.
>>29895686
Yeah, I'll enjoy a half baked story if it's actually entertaining. If it's shit through and through I'm going to call you on your shit, hope you feel bad, and come back next time with a better attempt.
>>29895705
>Don't post what I don't like
Fuck off.
>>29895737
>>29895737
>True story
>all this happened on my own land, which has a good sized garden and a lot of Appalachian woods.
>Land was abandoned as the landowner was aging.
>It was used by local high schoolers as a party place
>and by some small scale Mary-Jane farmers
>who would plant a crop and leave chicken wire around it until it sprouted, single plants, far apart.
>Inherit land
>Do not like having faggots leaing felony offenses on my land
>Start patrolling the land
>Go full geardo with a type 81 rig, NPAP and bayonet sheathed on a lanyard cord
>At first I would use my AK bayonet to cut wire and dismember plants
>Then decided to try to ambush
>closest I got was shooting at a voice in thick summer foliage
>F-Forward 3 years
>Patrol for fun, have full webbing and pistol belt, Tokarev and AR w/M7 bayonet
>Onnapatrol
>I found ATV tracks on a trail leading to a creek
>At this time, there is only one family friend who is allowed to use an ATV on this land
>His ATV was broke and hasn't been fixed in 4 months
>Possibly a poacher or addict fucking around looking for a place to start a moonshine still or grow op
>Begin shitposting in /k/ kik chat
>follow trail sneeki breeki, find boot prints and more tracks
>hear a voice down the hollow
>stop to listen and post in the kik
>presume the trespasser is headed for a bench across a farmers feild neighboring the my hills
>Try to go high on the bench above the hollow the trespasser is in
>He was evidently further down the hollow than I thought
>I reach the fenceline on the hill just in time to see the trespasser disappear into the woodline opposite the saddle.
>Couldnt shoot because no legal grounds
>turn around because dieing phone, wasn't expecting to be out that far, and thirst
>Return later with more ammo
>PAtrol produced no new information
>Waiting for this Friday to do a even deeper look-see, don't know where that ATV went, lost its tracks in the woods and on the trail.
>>29895660
Those are for /x/ and /b/ where retardation is allowed
You however, belong in >>>/trash/
>>29895554
Meh. I see where you're coming from.
I was in the mil and told war related stories and people have called me stolen valor. I've even went into my file cabinet once and grabbed my dd214 to take a picture to prove to that damn 15 year old I'm not full of shit.
Then I realized that was retarded and I was regressing. I come here to post anonymous not create a profile. Stories are either often believed or not. After some time you learn to sift through the bullshit.
I tend to believe OP, but stand behind he was retarded. Sometimes property isn't marked off and people don't know they're in the wrong. 99% chance if he yelled "This is private property and you're trespassing!" They would have left peacefully.
>>29896010
You sound fucking psychotic
>>29897061
>doesn't want shitbags doing illegal things on his private property
>"PSYCHO"
You sound like a stereotypical soccermom greentext
>>29897061
Why WOULDN'T you protect your own property, especially if some fuck can potentially ruin your chances of future gun ownership? Have you ever owned land before?
Are there any books like these stories?
Not outright supernatural, or horror slash gore shit but just weird stuff happening that won't necessarily be explained. Anons alone in the woods, creepy things that happened to them as kids etc.
