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>>29876479
Is that fucking Camp Schwab?
>Y'SEE, BUBBA
>WHEN YA PRETEND ITS TRAININ'
>THE LOLIS JUMP ON YOU VOLUNTARILY
>>29876479
Asian people seem to find white folks oddly fascinating. I was in Hawaii with a bunch of my coworkers. We were out at some tourist trap and a bunch of Asian teens (mostly dudes) came up with a camera and made some gestures. I assumed that they wanted us to take a picture of them, but I was wrong. They wanted a picture with us, for whatever reason (they spoke zero english), and then they just disappeared. Seriously, what the shit?
/k/ related: Guns are neat. I wish the M4 wasn't the standard weapon for the US.
>>29876524
>tfw not entirely white
>tfw not entirely mestizo
>>29876524
My mate when to go teach English in rural China, and it seemed to be highly prevalent there.
They have literally zero contact with a foreigner.
>>29876560
My awkward, hipsterish, chubby cousin went to teach English in China a few years ago. He's getting married to a very attractive Chinese girl next month.
>>29876524
My sister was in Chicago and she noticed a couple of asian women following her and whispering. Eventually, one of them came up and asked if she could pose with them for some pictures. I understand it, but then again I don't.
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>>29876479
>tfw not covered in lolis
>>29876607
>married
>Chinawoman
enjoy your corporate espionage charges for your cousin
>>29876555
yeah but your daughters will be fine as fuck
>>29876607
The girl probably thinks his family is wealthy.
>white
>teaching
>able to teach and live abroad
>chubby might also signify he has more than enough to eat, which circles back to wealthy.
>>29876870
This. I'm gonna marry a half brown girl
>mfw the only time Asians paid attention to me other than nearly having heart attacks when rounding a corner in front of me was when I wasn't showing an inch of skin
>mfw I was in my STALKER getup at a Halloween event with autism on full display and it was all tiny, elbow height women who wanted pictures with me
It was probably because with the armor and gear I was huge and they wanted to show all their friends back home this grotesquely tall American and his strange costume
>>29876897
bring it a little back to brown?
>be asian
>white teacher asks me if I want test number 1 or test number 2
>I tell him to give me the yellow test
>because I'm a yellow man
>>29876524
marked for govt./corporate espionage?
>>29876895
>that gif
lmao wtf
>>29877197
Pretty unlikely. We lied about who we were the entire time we were there. Not for security reasons, just because that shit is jokes.
>>29876524
I was filling my Pickup (which was way to fucking big for where I was living at the time) and some fucking zipper head lady was taking pics of me and my big ass F250 and I turn around and she just looked at me and smiled. She was fascinated in my mud covered hickmobile. Asians is strange
>>29877042
For some reason I think the cat looks creepy in the last picture.
Like it's slightly anthromorphic or something.
>>29876504
Looks like it.
GREEN LINE GREEN LINE GREEN LINE
>>29877197
Asian people do this all the time.
>Go to an Airshow
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the wheels.
>Go to a Museum
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the railings.
>Go a waterpark
>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom
>>29876479
>a pack of wild lolis attacking
How horrifying
>>29877239
>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom
cause they've never seen a western toilet before
>>29876905
It's more likely they just haven't ever seen an autistic landwhale before.
>>29877239
You ever seen a Japanese squatting urinal? You'd take pictures too. Stupid Asian boy.
>>29877203
>lmao wtf
Summer here already?
>>29877269
>>29877277
They do have western toilets in Japan. It's usually the farthest stall.
>>29877338
but china and the south east Asian countries they get holes in the ground :D
Also to shit in a western toilet in china you'd have to go to mc donalds.
>>29876524
I heard being blonde literally makes you a god to Japanese women.
Except in Okinawa Japan, muhreen go back home California Cowboy!!!!
>>29877352
NO GI !!
NO GI !!
YOU GO BASE !!
NO GI !!
>>29876479
I want an chinese cartoon of pic related
>>29877369
My American GI can't be this rude!
>>29877369
War bride acquired.
>>29877388
Warrior Husbando obtained
>>29877352
Blue eyes are another thing like that around the world. Especially in the Middle East. They think that shit is so weird.
>>29877393
Had an Arab guy in my platoon.
He said if I went to Egypt ID be drowned in pussy because they love light hair and colored eyes. He said I'd get treated like Brad Pitt.
>>29877408
Yeah. They seem to think a lot of Americans look like Channing Tatum too. Always Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum.
>>29877408
Your arab guy is not lying.
Kebab country here, and I can confirmed this.
Many girls just want to talk to you cuz you know english too. Your accent is fast for them. Is a bit strange but they like it.
>>29877416
and Matt Damen
>>29877416
What if you're lying to us and they actually behead brad pitts and channing tatums
>>29877426
I mean I never got beheaded. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>29877432
On a scale of 1-brad pitt
how brad pitt are you
>>29877436
Todd Howard.
>>29877432
Or that's exactly what someone who got beheaded would say! Especially if he became a skeleton
>>29877416
>>29877420
Well shit. Guess it's true.
He actually tried to convince me to go to Egypt with him. I guess he was looking for a wingman.
>>29877467
Well, I dont know much about egypt.
Just Iran,
>>29877467
I would've gone waifu hunting with him.
>>29877442
so a 1.5?
Just like his games life expectancy
>>29877490
Yeah. I basically look nothing like Brad Pitt.
And I think you're giving Todd a little too much credit. 8 months tops.
>>29877352
Only if you're a blond woman with blue eyes. Asian and slav women age like milk.
>>29877239
Although there's always a group of chinks with DSLRs at shotshow for reasons that definitely don't include design theft.
>>29877369
AMERICA
>>29877484
My squad leader fucked the duck in Iraq and I illegally crossed into Syria once, but not Iran. Almost got shot.
>>29877487
American waifu getting divorced. Id take a brown girl, but I won't convert to Islam. Shed have to convert to athiesm.
>>29877519
Well he is a trooper.
Personally, I like America more.
God damn my country is depressing. Common people are good and friendly, but its a shit hole.
>>29877420
>Kebab country here
WAT
>>29877519
I've dated Muslim chicks who didn't give a solitary fuck about me not not being a Muslim.
>>29877558
good and friendly and good food makes it up for shit holes. That's why new Orleans is such a great place to visit
>>29877563
Probably England.
>>29877563
being a kebab doesn't mean you can't have internet
>>29877571
Did she give you anal?
That's important to me.
>>29877568
Oops. Was meant to link you
>>29877590
Do Arab girls booty sex?
>>29877590
>Shit hole
Yes she did
>>29877579
OH FUCKING the internet. It's utter shit.
You know what a bitch was to find decent porn? Thank god I saved shit on my phone before hand.
Google was blocked, youtube too.
BUT the only video I could watch was this No joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM
URL Proxy worked half the time.
I couldn't get in to 4chan but I could see the archive for some reason. Hoped Someone posted something good.
It was in Iran.
>>29877597
God bless Allah.
>>29877599
Iran?
Please for the love of GOD tell me where to get parts kits for Norinco M16A1 parts kits. I fucking need one
>>29877605
I had no knowledge about gun laws.
Got the impression people can not own any unless you have some connection through money.
I don't think common people can own guns.
I saw what looks like AK74 carried by soldiers. Pretty sure it was Chinese.
Saw the Reza Shah's G3 in the palace museum...
>>29877281
>Summer here already
>this forced meme is back.
Yep summer is near
>>29877369
>"Where the fuck am I, China?"
Excellent.
>>29877623
FPOP, is that you?
>>29877726
I'm sorry my friend, I do not know who that is or what FPOP stands for
>>29877590
Why is it important to you if /k/omrade got shit on his pecker?
Weird...
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