>be in Iraq
>fightin off hostiles
>E-2 preps a nade to throw
>no pin, fumbles it
>drops it in the middle of him and 3 other guys (me included)
>he yells "GRENADE!!!!"
>i book it, under enemy fire
>hear/feel explosion behind me
>fall to ground for cover
>no injuries
>keep fightin
>assholes from red platoon finally arrive to back us up
>three guys i was with are all dead
>say must've been an RPG
havent told anyone this until now. Did I do the right thing blaming it on an RPG?
>>29874474
yeah. you know, whatever
>>29874474
Ask 3 families if you did the right thing
>>29874590
>>29874572
how different would it be if i told my superiors the truth?
I was initially scared I would get in trouble for fragging them.
>>29874474
Morales?
>>29874474
as long as they didn't give you a medal for it, fuck it. what do you think you were supposed to do, jump on it? fuck that, why didn't the pvt who dropped it fall on it? get on with your life, don't lose sleep over it
>but don't have too many at the vfw and let it slip, you'll wish you fucking jumped on it
>>29874474
It was an accident. Of course you did the right thing. These things happen. I'm sure they would have done the same
This way all 3 families got posthumous honors, at least a purple heart each. If you told the truth, one family would have to live with the fact that their family member died fucking up and killing friendlies. Even if they didn't get told the truth officially, people would know. It would get back to them somehow.
>>29874772
you still should have told the truth
>>29874474
Saved a lot of paperwork that way.
>>29874955
This
3 guys are dead no matter what. At least this way you save one of them the posthumous shame of being the idiot who killed the other 2, and all 3 get remembered as killed by an enemy while fighting, rather than killed by pvt Dungoofd
>>29874955
>this
>>29874474
How many times have you copypasted this, anon? Jesus, how many times have I seen it?
>>29874474
Let me get this straight, /k/
Some anon posts a story about pissing off a soccer mom and becoming range buddies with a cop and everybody's up in there like "HURR DIDINT HAPPUN HEEZ MAKIN UP TEH STOREEZ AGIN ANONS".
Someone comes along and posts this bullshit and you eat it up like a fat girl with a pint of Hagendas?
/b/ was right about you dumb fucks
>>29874474
This exact post has been made before
>>29874474
>no injuries
Anon, I think you're missing a pinky in that pic.
>>29874474
This story is a repost
>>29875568
this anon, whast the point? probably better they get remembered as heroes, than the one faggot who died gets outed as being a retard who naded his buddies
>>29875853
So go back.
>>29874474
>excessive TD
>foot in pic
ya he from /k/ alright
>>29876612
kek
>no one gets the red vs blue reference
Wew lads
>>29875853
Daily reminder that there are people on /k/ who legitimately believe in skinwalkers.
>>29875870
Pointer finger is behind gun
>>29874955
>>29874900
dubdubs of da trutru
>>29875870
Not being classy gangbanger and holding out yo pinkie finger while capping wid dat tec9 like you was sipping Earl Grey outta dat fine china teacup
>>29878660
Go away skinwalker
>>29878394
Hang on, where?
>>29878724
He's enlisted, there is nothing classy about him.
Didn't you ask us a few months ago?
>>29878827
Why would someone go on the internet and tell lies?
>>29878827
Nobody would try to troll us Anon, come on that's ridiculous
>>29878729
Anon, really, it's nothing to worry about. It's just us regular humans here ha-ha, no such thing as skinwalkers.
>>29875853
>/b/ was right about you dumb fucks
Why are you here? Go back to your cancer containment board.
Drown your sorrows in a liquor bottle like the majority of us you faggot.
>>29878660
I really don't think there are, anon. It's just fun to pretend, and when some NO FUN ALLOWED asshole comes along and starts spewing HURR DURR FAEK STOREEZ UR FULL OF SHIT DIDINT HAPPUN, the knee jerk reaction is to try to put them in their place.
Honestly I just threw in that last bit to troll thinking I'd get a better reaction, looks like I failed. I rarely go on /b/ anymore. Also
>cancer CONTAINMENT
Ha, good one.
>>29880532
Second part of the post directed at >>29879703
>>29879755
do not recommend
>>29874474
Tell the truth faggot, assuming this story is real.
>>29874833
Never join infantry.
>>29878660
Don't talk shit on skin walkers m8.
>Inb4 I wouldn't worry about it
>>29874474
>nade
>not frag
>op confirmed never served fag
>>29885194
why?
>>29874474
>shit that never happened
>>29887771
OP says it does. Why reply at all to say it didn't happen rather than replying as if it did?
Instead of an insightful thread we have a thread that could have had interesting discussion, but shitposts made it shit
>>29874955
>>29874474
OP I guess you gonna carry that weight.
>>29874893
what this anon said entirely. I'm sure the families would prefer to think their sons died heroically to enemy fire rather than pvt goober who dropped the grenade between everyone. Especially pvt goober's family.
>>29888152
Gonna carry that weight a long time.
