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Post the last fucktarded thing you heard at the range. I will go first.
>"America has never been invaded because the Boy Scouts taught everyone to shoot. Other countries are afraid."
>>29868969
but its true
>>29868969
>>29868976
And were off ladies and gentlemen!
>>29868976
Yeah I'm sure it has nothing to do with having the largest and most powerful professional military in the world. They're scared of fat body militiamen who learned to shoot a .22 in the boyscouts.
>>29868969
Actually I'm pretty sure some Japanese general had a quote along those lines when he was considering actually invading American mainland.
>>29869081
maybe not the boyscouts thing but the fact that there are 300 million plus guns in circulation. it does complicate things
>>29868969
>you're gonna shoot some guns today?
Says the RO while he watch me unpack my shit
>>29869109
NO, that quote is "There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass" and I hear it is a false quote that is parroted by faggots online, like you.
No country has invaded us because we are too strong to be invaded. We are surrounded by friendly countries to the north and south and oceans on the east and west. Not to mention we have the worlds strongest military. Fuck, people are autistic.
>>29869175
Good luck trying to hold any territory in a country where literally anyone and everyone has a gun
>>29869141
seems like a valid question if you're sitting there playing with feces
>>29869175
no, it is you that is autistic
>>29868969
>The US is going to move to 6.5 grendel soon! Just mark my words.
While I wish it was true, it's still not going to happen.
>>29869193
Never said that wasn't true. Between our military, our armed populace, and our geography, which would force an invading country to cross the ocean … those are why we have never been invaded.
But the fucking Boy Scouts training a few kids to shoot .22s is NOT the fucking reason, you fucking nigger.
>>29869175
>Mexico
>friendly
>>29869203
Kek
>>29868969
>shooting pic
>guy walks up to me and asks is that an ar15
>come off target, put weapon on safe, turn around and give him a squinty eyed look
>"it's a famas, dipshit"
>>29869481
we actually have been invaded, the Japanese invaded Alaska. read about the Battle of the Aleutian Islands. Granted, they didn't get into the mainland.
Also, god knows how many russians were in the united states planting explosive devices near critical infastructure during the cold war.
>>29869499
define invasion.
do millions of mexican refugees entering the united states for a peaceful place to live and work to make a living count as an invasion? Between Sinola and Los Zetas they've made the country a ware zone. Do civilians fleeing a war torn country count as an invasion? if it does we are invaded as fuck.
>>29869131
No it doesn't.
I was talking to a navy seal yesterday and he said qoute
"A .22 will take anyone out, the best thing about .22 is that is cheap, fun to shoot, and it can't be heard after 50 yards
>not taking the Riflery merit badge course at summer camp
best class
>>29869608
It used to
>>29869175
No, pretty sure it's because of the boy scouts.
>>29869081
You can beat a conventional army you can't beat unpredictable gorillas.
>>29868969
>be out at a public shooting range on a mountain side
>quarry turned shooting pit
>only me and friend there
>friend only has 10/22
>I brought along my 30-30 Marlin
>we shoot for a few hours
>Sherriff rolls by a few times
>decide we should just pack up
>head over to my apartment
>we begin talking about how our AF buddy owns a bunch of WASR's and AR15's
>buddy tells me the most fuddy thing I've heard him say
"Yea, you can't go hunting with an AR, becaus it'll literally blow the deer apart, and you want ro save some meat. The best round is maybe a 30-06 or a .308"
>I just awkwardly laugh
>tell wife about it after words
>she laughs
>still go shooting, in fact going this Thursday with our wife's
>it should be fun
>>29869141
>his smile and optimism gone
>the autist couldn't bear it
>a joke! at him!
>>29868986
>Claims to be smart
>Doesn't understand basic grammar
O I am laffin
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>>29869773
Is he gonna cuck your wife u pussy?
>thus hear SKS is the ultimate SHTF rahfle! I threw it in a pond and it shot just fine! I can make shots out to a thousand yards easy!
<you know you can do that with just about any modern rifle, right? And that 7.62x39 drops like a rock beyond 400m?
>yeah well it's better than my buddy's fancy AR15 because he didn't want to throw it in the pond! He said the barrel might get clogged!
<you know that a barrel obstruction is going to kB or severely fuck up ANY gun, right?
>nuh uh I was in the muhreens for twenty years
Said by some old fat fuck fudd at the LGS. It sounds like a caricature but I was staring it in the face. Supposedly, he has a whole bunch of MGs that he got for cheapsies before '86.
>>29868969
>"a rifle behind every blade of grass"
>>29869175
>implying Mexico is friendly
>implying the pile of shot covered sand south of Texas that we refers to as "Mexico" is a nation
>>29869562
>Be raised in commie shithole that doesn't allow ar-15's
>go to local range to shoot guns for the first time in my life
>see really cool looking western gun
>"hello kind sir, please excuse my ignorance, but is that an AR-15?"
>the 560lb man proceeds to turn towards me.
>as he turns his xxxxxxxxxl shirt tears from the friction
>he looks me dead in the eye and says
>"NO, ITS DA FAMAS DIPSHIT"
>I wipe the Mountain Dew(TM) scented spit off my face
>"my apologies sir, I must have been mistaken"
>>29869608
But it does, the Soviets defeated the Afghani army in a week, but were stuck fighting the armed citizens for years.
>>29869141
Signs of autism include not being able to pick up on social ques.
>>29869141
And that is when you go over all the guns you have, so you can have a discussion, as it's clear the RO wants to be friendly with you.
>be at public innawoods range
>shooting .22, AR, 98k with qt3.14
>fat fuck and skinny veganhippy looking friend show up
>pulls out 10/22 with 40 round mag and ducttape all over everything
>i can't get the damn clip in this fukken thing!
>proceeds to blast all 40 rounds at a can 50 meters out, not one hit.
later
>skinny hippy pulls out 1911
>"yeah, the colts recoil harder than the other ones, also they're way more desirable"
>single hands the thing and magdumps. then jumps when he gets brass down his shirt somehow
then two latino guys dressed in matching black suits (it was hot as fuck), shaved heads, cartel facial hair and fancy ARs in cases showed up.
Was interesting
>>29870637
Rep In Pepperoni Furth Est Guy. You're sacrifices to defend the nation will not be soon forgotten. May he Rip In Plaza after being mortally wounded.
>>29869773
Post wife
At a gun shop opening about a month ago:
>Looking at a popular, polymer framed handgun
>"What are you guys asking for it?"
>"$670 is our lowest price"
>"We're comparable to all other gun shops in the area"
>"You won't find a better deal"
>"You get a free hat"
>Sales rep directly from the manufacturer is there for the opening event, walking the sales floor
>Comes over when he sees me looking at his product
>"What's MSRP on this?"
>"$549."
>mfw
>"Alright, I'll do that price."
>Still got the free hat.
>
>>29868969
>women are just as good as men with guns
I shit you not
>>29869481
We're being invaded as we speak, a government sponsored invasion.
>>29869562
You sound like a dick
>>29869081
The army is the smallest its been since before world war 2.
>>29871080
Before ww1 and 2 we had next to nothing. But after shit got started everyone signed up
Oh man have I got one:
>be at range
>have 2 rifles (chiappa M1 and a Yugo m24/47)
>unloading shit at booth
>RSO sees Yugo and is watching me like a hawk
>load up chiappa and shoot
>action doesnt lock back because of crazy italian manufacturing
>empty the mag and check the chamber
>RSO doesn't yell 'Cease Fire' but is on my ass like stink on shit to tell me to keep my barrel down & down range
>niggeritwas
>keep shooting
>RSO sees me load up the Yugo
>fire, followed by subsequent tinitus, even with ear pro
>do it again
>check breach, leave bolt about 3/4 of the way open as to not let bolt rest on dirty booth table
>OPEN THAT RIFLE UP SON! DO NOT LEAVE THE BOLT CLOSED LIKE THAT
yougottabeshittingmeyoufuckingnutjob
>continue to go about my business
>loading a mag
>look to my right
>guy is also loading a mag, pistol on the table
>look to the left
>no one for 3 booths
>DING!
>round hit off the top of the target holder, that is encased in metal
>fresh bullet hole in it (a lady 5 booths down shooting like a cunt hit it)
>RSO runs from halfway across range DIRECTLY TO ME
>sees me loading a mag
>turns & yells at guy in booth next to me to not fire that high up
>RSO gets relieved from shift and new guy steps in
>nothing else happens and guy in booth next to me share a WTF moment
MFW As I was leaving that RSO finds me and gives me a fist bump, telling me "good shooting, I saw your target. You have excellent aim".
>>29870719
>go to local range to meet buddy to take him shooting for the first time
>range isn't one I normally go to, but is about half way between the both of us, and open late (10pm)
>go to front counter, sign in/pay for range fees, while purchasing ammo for new .357 I had just purchased
>also return some 7.62x39 that I had purchased on a previous visit about a week before because it was steel core ammunition
>tell young guy at counter that I was sold it thinking it was non-steel core, while it was
>he's cool with it, says its fine, and takes the return
>1st crotchety old man comes up
>"Naw Naw, the bullet isn't steel! Its the case that's attracting the magnet!"
>explain to him that I'm aware the case is steel, but the bullet is also steel
>"That's not how it works boy, the magnet is attracted to the jacket! Lemme show you!"
>younger counter guy pulls out a magnet, and picks a round up by the jacket, and then picks it up by the tip of the round
>Old guy storms off, being proven wrong
>Proceed to buy a box of .38 special and .357
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
>after buying the ammo, go over to range side of store
>old guy standing behind counter has very ornate looking black and gold SAA in a hip holster
>bring up my receipt, get my buddy some eye and ear protection
>old guy looks at my rifle case
>LEMME SHIDDY AR
>lolwut?
>"Sorry, what was that?"
>LEMME SHEE DE AR
>...m-my ar isn't shiddy.....
>put case up on counter, open it, show him
>"LET ME SEE THE AMMO
>pulls out magazines, showing him the xm193
>"DON'T EVER BRING THAT SHIT IN HERE LIKE THAT AGAIN, OR I'M THROWING YOU OUT!"
>apologize, didn't realize it would have been a problem
>"THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY OF THAT GREEN SHIT IN THERE, OR YOU'RE OUT OF HERE"
>tell him nope, all I have is this stuff, which was true.
>grabbed my targets, guns and friend
>go to lane, proceed to have a good time shooting my guns, and teaching him how to not suck.
I'm pretty sure I never paid for the targets, and we walked out afterward.
>>29871241
Jeez, what a dick
As per usual, any time a RSO gives you shit, ask to talk to management and watch the blood drain from their face.
>>29870947
You fucking cucked them. Good job.
>>29871346
>paid MSRP
>cucking anyone but himself
Nah.
>>29871289
He was an excitable guy. I kinda get where he was coming from, being super diligent with keeping an eye on people, especially when 9 of the 15 or so booths are dipshits with rental remingtons and glocks. But why try to badger the few dudes who are obeying all the safety rules and not kick the dumb bitch who almost put one through the roof out?
>>29871338
Eh, i've been there a few times and the sales/rental team is mad cool. They knew immediately what was up after I came out and looked puzzled when he approached me. I'm sure he was just having a shit day with dumbasses. Plus, no need to create tension with someone I see 1-2x a week.
>be at outdoor range with paper targets at 100 and steel at 200
>Shooting green tip
>a wild rso appears!
>"you better not be shooting the steel with that!"
>"uh, why?"
>"the steel strips the jacket off and exposed the depletes uranium core, you'll make this place radioactive. Only shoot the paper!"
I wish I was lying.
>>29871494
Someone played too much fallout...
>>29869711
>you can't beat unpredictable gorillas
Magilla and Grape Ape would be formidable foes
>>29871753
Is Grape Ape a kaiju?
>>29868969
Trigger discipline. Or can't you get your fat finger back out of the guard?
>>29870126
No, you faggot. He has a .22 and I have a 30-30, I think I'd win...and id definitely shoot him.
>>29870887
On my phone. I cant. But she's a good 6.5 grendal-7mm mauser/10mm
>>29871896
Doesn't have picture of his "wife" on his phone.
Have fun jerking it to Pamela Handerson, virginfag.
Only thing an rso has ever told me is alow down. 3 seconds between shots sucks.
>>29870737
The Soviets weren't even fighting be Afghan army m80. The Afghan communist government was implementing evil reforms granting things like public secular education and equal rights for women. Naturally this infuriated Allah, so the Mujahadeen rebelled against the government. The government was getting its shit pushed in and asked their Soviet allies for help, and they obliged.
>>29870053
>muh grammar nazi
suck on deez nutz lmao
>>29868969
I talked to someone that thought their barrel was crooked or broken because every time they pulled back the slide it was pointing slightly up. I had to explain that that's how pistols work, and the fact that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn was totally unrelated.
>>29871781
Grape Ape is ABSOLUTELY a Kaiju
>>29869175
>"There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass"
He didn't say that either
>>29869562
Legit question. A lot of people can't tell guns apart.
>>29870947
You paid MSRP?
>>29870053
>Shoot Straight Cassleberry, FL
>Myself, bestfriend, and then-girlfriend at range with SKS
>windows behind us look into lobby
>only people in rifle range
>just fired last clip, hear muffled shot
>on other the side of the window
>turn around to see everyone with shocked expressions, an employee holding his bleeding hand, and some aerosol cans spraying shit right under window
>faggot employee ND'd through his own fucking hand into the wall directly behind us
>they were mopping up the blood as we were leaving
I also rented a Beretta 84F the day before the famous mother/son murder-suicide.
>>29869773
Washington detected
>>29869773
Wives*
Unless you're taking your woman's gun
>>29869391
Someone has been playing ARMA 3.
>Naw dog don't them glawks. They're all made of plastic and they explode.
>>29868976
>USA
>Never invaded
>>29870857
>then two latino guys dressed in matching black suits (it was hot as fuck), shaved heads, cartel facial hair and fancy ARs in cases showed up.
Walter White is that you?
>>29873967
Yes, and then God smited your army with a Tornado. And now you live in the rotting corpse of a once great empire under a government ruled by Muslims and feminists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOEMy5pg2g
Because God is an American, remember that, and be afraid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
>>29874125
>smited
Smote. Present tense: smitten. 'Smited' is not a word.
>>29874154
Fuck.....you're right.
>>29874154
Haven't played runescape have we?
>"the US never should've stopped using the garand"
>>29874125
Literally wut lul?
>>29874179
Being a technical writer *and* a history geek is an interesting cross to bear. Let's just leave it at that.
>>29869081
>most professional
>>29874228
Look it up, as soon as they arrived the Brits burned the White House and Washington DC was promptly hit by the only Tornado ever to hit the city which made a B line down Constitution avenue into the British barracks before proceeding to do a number on their ships. The British army was so damaged by the tornado that they had to abandon the city after holding it for only 26 hours.
History is weird sometimes.
>>29873082
I have this problem with modern cars.
Though asian cars have shanty and sharp looking headlights in comparison to European and American cars.
>>29870947
>"You get a free hat."
Most expensive fucking hat I ever bought came with a free ACOG.
And some Dillo Dust.
And a bottle opener.
And some bumper stickers.
>>29871781
No, he's a goril-il-il-il-il-a.
>>29874311
>YFW it was actually time travelers who steered the course of history so that the British Empire wouldn't rule the 22nd century
>>29874245
Shoulda went a more useful route
>>29871494
I assume you weren't shooting a 30mm
Were there ever DU rounds made in rifle caliber?
I know that sounds stupid but our government has done some stupid stuff.
>>29874245
best of luck finding a job
>>29869646
also sauce on that gun, its a .458 win mag Garand
>>29874245
oh get off your high horse, anyone who's read a book written before the 20th century knows how to conjugate smite
>>29869081
Until WWI the US military was just welfare for southerners. It's still welfare for southerners, but now it's awesome too.
BAMP
