Would you let me shoot you in the ass Forrest gump style from 50 feet away with my .22 (CCI velocitor round) for $5,000 while I wear my MAGA hat?
You agree not to press charges I give you $5000 cash
>>29865105
No. I don't trust you to miss and shoot me in the gnads.
No, bullet may exit through my neck
>>29865135
>>29865143
I just realized 5 grand is a little low. You'd probably be in the hospital for a month or two and it would be awhile before you could walk without any pain.
$20,000
>>29865105
>getting shot for 5000 bucks
Just how poor and desperate do you think we are here? And how poor and desperate are you to think 5000 is an acceptable cash for that?
>walk into local Walmart about year and half ago
>check ammo stock like always
>four boxes of cheap federal .22 ammo just sitting there behind locked glass
>shit pants with excitement and get ready to throw down with anyone coming to claim
>press the "can I help you" button for assistance, wait 5 minutes, no employee comes.
>realize all the Walmart employees here are dindus, no surprise no one came
>run around the store looking for a dindu employee to open this glass case before someone sees this golden find
>find a fat negress, she reluctantly agrees to assist me buy some .22 ammo for dirt cheap.
>victory
Went to this same Walmart at least one a month for the past 18 months, no .22 ammo to be found
God I can't wait for eight years of Trump
>>29865105
sure if i get to pick what pants I wear, also if you miss my ass, I will sue you into the mud.
>>29865161
No thanks I'd rather just work overtime, way less pain in the ass
>Because I'm not home dealing with the Mrs.
fuck yes I would, I'm canadian so health care Is already paid for and I really want to see what trump is gonna do if he wins
for the cause, and 5000 dollars. I'm in
>plus when I get back across the border and they ask me how I got shot I'll just say lol murrica
>>29865105
Yeah and have it deflect off of bone and risk rupture of the efemeral artery? Uh, not for all the tea in China!
>>29865289
oh yeah, I have insurance through my bank that gives me money for every day I'm in the hospital
its a win win win situation
Why aren't u watching rocky 4 right now? It's on channel 351
"There's no easy way out, there's no shortcut home"
>>29865105
better idea i shoot you in the back of the head with my .45, one less faggot in the world OP
>>29865105
You didn't say I couldn't hang an AR500 plate over my ass. So okay.
>>29865105
GF says if you video tape it and pay medical bills you can. she can wear a clinton hat.
>>29865256
why he will take away your guns, you are poor trump only supports letting rich people who would never shop at wall mart owning guns
>>29865161
20,000? I'd sure consider it. As long as I get the cash up front and I have a friend holding a gun to your head at the time. Just to make sure you don't miss and shoot anything that you're not supposed to.
>>29865105
Fuck no. What if you hit my femoral artery?
You can shoot me in the hand for 50k$.
>>29865105
Can I wear my bullet proof briefs?
>>29865384
i never said i was a good shot, so okay
I composed a nice post replying to if I can choose my pants guy on my desktop PC then realized I'm connected to my VPN which is banned of course and lost all interest
>>29865374
Op here, IDs should be enabled site wide, don't know why they're not on /k/. I guess the mods want this board to be shit
Anyway, had a kek to your post, are you sure you wouldn't break your limp wrist firing your .45 into my head?
.22 is such a tiny bullet, and I'm sure 99% of /k/ are lard asses which would absorb all of the bullet, why are you guys such pussies?
>>29865289
Know your place Canadian, it's not American politics. We don't go up to your country and tell you how to live, you maple niggers need to take a cue.
>>29865392
How about I fuck your gf and you get to watch, when I'm done with her I guarantee you that bitch will vote trump
Yeah I'm Mexican but I get to video then send it to CNN.
Still in?
>>29865289
A fucking leaf
>>29865648
sounds like you're a homo, bromo
>>29865665
You got bigger problems like building the wall or worrying about the cartels taking a chainsaw to your neck
>>29865702
Fuck off commie
My Trump hat trigger you, faggot?
>>29865713
You'd do at least 10 years for a hate crime. Or, I live a good life on the settlement in the US while you crybabby at Madame President.
Any reason why IDs aren't enabled on k? What the fuck? Did gook moot expect to make a profit from buying 4chan?
>>29865767
Hate crime for what faggot? Are you a shitskin? Sucks to be you
Also it's not automatically a hate crime if a white guy shoots a shitskin, numbnuts
Get to work on the wall, pedro
>>29865105
>would you sell your ass for $5,000
ive turned down better offers
>>29865777
Because not every board has to be as shitty as /pol/
>>29865817
Sure you have
I just got robbed and lost 5k worth of stuff. Not insured. 10/10 would do it.
>>29865824
We have flags and IDs on pole, this board is a joke, it's filled with samefags and believe me, there's plenty of people out there fucked in the head pretending to be 100 different people, and you can't disprove it because no IDs
Joke board why don't you send a love letter to gook moot, I heard he loves taking cock in his slant eyed ass for bribes
>>29865105
>Extra Extra High Rings
Kys
>>29865400
This, I've already met my deductible so 20k could all go to guns.
Barrett, AUG, Garand, Spiegel modded Jericho, S&W Model 10, Gucci AR.
Sure. I'll be winning in the end.
>>29865400
>>29865902
Implying you fags even have friends
Daily reminder
Daily reminder boards without IDs enabled like this board are shit by default filled with samefags samefagging
Envy my Marlin .22 and over 2000 rounds of ammo and my godlike Trump gear which I display in public daily
Op out, peace fags
>>29865859
Tumblr is a hugbox with ID's, why don't you take your need for recognition there?
>>29865957
nice photoshop skills there op, I bet your computer is so sweet it runs quicken books on ultra settings
>>29865957
But OP, you can't go
>>My ass is unshot
>>My bills are unpaid
>>29865722
This is how insecure trump voters are.
>>29865917
implying we don't
>>29865161
Yes.
If you agree to let my lawyer draw up a contact.
Where do you live?
>>29865859
Disregard that guys, I suck cocks
>>29865105
>dem rings
>dat scope
I peed a little.
>>29865105
this thread in general is dogshit.
rand is the only correct answer for politics.
>>29865105
>>29865256
>>29851796
further proof that trump shills are low class poorfags. I'm certain you got into guns because of political statements
>>29868881
And he just Endorsed Trump.
>>29865105
Depends, anyone know how much a hospital visit would cost?
>>29865859
>>29865957
>>29865105
I can promise jot to call the police but it's up to the state on whether or not to press charges.
>>29865105
$10,000 and if you hit anything besides my ass it's $100,000. if you permanently injure me you pay all hospital bills and my full working wage for the rest of my life or for 10 years to my survivors if I die in the next 10 years.
Also you have to have survivors guilt if I die.
>>29865205
that's a free scar 17s with a scope extra mags and ammo. he could just shoot you from the side in the cheeki breeki
The DA or CA would press charges even if the person you shoot doesn't... Shooting someone isn't the same as stealing a bike.
>>29865623
Queue*
>agree to not press charges
You're kinda fucking retarded OP.
>>29865161
I'd do it.
>>29865256
This was the first stuff I have seen on the shelves of my local Walmart since Sandy vagina. Bought on Monday.
>>29865105
What the fuck?
>>29865105
include medical bills and im down.
im also mexican so i think this makes me aq better candidate.
This is the last thread I saw before going to bed last night. Thanks to you I had the most fucked up illogical dream ever last night
>be me in Muh dream
>leaving range open carrying 22 on walk home cuz I can
>stop at intersection
>see a white sedan
>driver side is on left
>it's a fucking early 2000s ford Taurus
>trump is driving
>no security, no window tint
>approach vehicle slowly, in awe
>all seats filled with trump campaign swag
>is that you don?
>trump looks at me, purses lips, rolls down the window
>hey can I have a Maga hat?
>shakes his head no, then proceeded to toss one out the window anyway to me
>thanks Mr president
>looks at me funny
Says
>it's July dumbass, but I appreciate the confidence
>drives away in the direction of the range I was leaving
Why was don driving a shitty ford taurus? Why was he driving? I hate my brain.
>>29865957
>i can shoop too, gayfag
Yes. And I kinda promise not to shoot back with my 10mm.
I got a better ideal OP
How about you run through the Ozark forest and try to get to the other end while antman is chasing after you and if you make it you get $100,000,000,000,000 and get immunity to any future gunlaws on you and your kids and your grandkids and so on.
Would anyone take up to the challenge?
>>29865161
if it was a side shot yeah
def not a straight on
>>29870972
Too easy
What's the cache about the ozark forest?
>>29870986
It's littered with infestation of fireants that was placed by antman and so the entire woods is ccovered in it.
Also you have to worry about other natural wildlife and crap in arkansas
>>29865315
>efermeral artery
Do you English good?
yes cuz im /k/anuck and my hospital bill wont be $10 000
>>29865665
Or you could mop some floors at your local school.
>>29865623
>we don't tell you how to live
>except when we constantly shit all over trudeau
K den
>>29870972
>>29871000
Sure I take the challenge
What's the worse that could happen?
>>29873252
Have fun taking a small 22. to your pelvis from the rear. If it hits an artery, no way to stop the bleeding unless you can reach deep enough inside yourself to clamp off that bitch.
Ever seen black hawk down? You do not want to be shot in the pelvis, or anywhere with anything.
Pretty sure this thread is from the secret Shillary "shut it down" taskforce
>>29871154
>being this easy to trigger
I don't know what guarantees more replies, "I'm a grill" or "I'm a Mexican"
Either way, aspies bite.
>>29865161
Fuck yeah, I could buy a Barrett, some glass, and like a full mag of ammo with that.
>>29865161
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