Your stupidest /k/ related stories? >be me >be 14 >just

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2016-05-04 23:09:00 Post No. 29839138
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:09:00 Post No. 29839138 [Report]

Your stupidest /k/ related stories?

>be me
>be 14
>just finished watching some morning wood movie
>there was a scene where a dude was hanging from a noose, and they used a knife to cut him down
>get great idea
>go outside
>grab my black tacti/k/ool hatchet
>go to our tire swing, knowing we have more rope
>swing at it
>it hits, and comes right back at me
>the butt end slams me in the mouth
>lost my two front teeth
>haven't had them since

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:06 Post No.29839159
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:06 Post No.29839159 [Report]

>be OP
>make this thread

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:47 Post No.29839167
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:47 Post No.29839167 [Report]

Post pics of yr mouth

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:52 Post No.29839168
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:10:52 Post No.29839168 [Report]

>>29839159
>be anon
>make this reply

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:12:09 Post No.29839180
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:12:09 Post No.29839180 [Report]

I don't get it, how is that /k/-related at all?

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:13:57 Post No.29839202
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:13:57 Post No.29839202 [Report]

>>29839180
he was a 14 year old that hurt himself playing pretend and now posts about it on a scandinavian rug forum.
sounds /k/ to me

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:14:03 Post No.29839208
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:14:03 Post No.29839208 [Report]

I accidentally bump fired my AR at a range and freaked out thinking I fucked up the trigger and it was firing in 2 round bursts.

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:52:42 Post No.29839597
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 23:52:42 Post No.29839597 [Report]

>>29839180
It had a hatchet
so yee /k/

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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:06:16 Post No.29839754
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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:06:16 Post No.29839754 [Report]

>>29839138
christmas is right around the corner anon.

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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:07:01 Post No.29839771
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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:07:01 Post No.29839771 [Report]

>>29839754
u betr nut b toling me m8

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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:07:55 Post No.29839780
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Anonymous 2016-05-05 00:07:55 Post No.29839780 [Report]

>>29839180
How is /ak/ related to /k/?